Would you let this man join your holy order of knights?

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>>48921980
No you weeaboo

>>48921998
Honestly, we're not sure where he got the big dumb sword made of concrete. We keep giving him normal swords but he "loses" them.

>>48922023

You say that but you also have Fuenkin which looks like a fucking lighter with a blade attached. Don't tell me about "normal swords" especially when the Head Master of the Holy Order uses a sword literally twice his own size (unless the super move where he grows to twice his size is, in fact, his real form).

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>Sol Badguy
Yeah, no thank you. We learned our lesson after "Total E. Evel" signed on and broke our roof.

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>>48921980
No.

>>48923174
He's actually really nice once you get past his snippy crab exterior.

>>48921980
Does he believe in the supremacy of Menoth the Creator?

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>>48921980
Yes.
But he must be committed utterly to his brothers-in-arms.
and also willing to sever the tendons in his right hand, we're a pretty superstitious bunch.

>>48923592

Was that even his name at the time?

IIRC Fred was his given name.

>>48924271
I'm not sure you guys are doing this "holy" order thing right.

>>48924910
Nah, we're fine. The Good Father, Archbishop O'laurel, directs our wrath across the land, though our rituals and traditions have given us a...tarnished reputation.

>>48927149
Well, I've never heard of an Irish priest doing something unbecoming, so I'm sure it's fine.

Keep on keeping on, guys.

>>48921980
He looted the sacred relics of his last order and then deserted. So no

>>48927695
Didn't he MAKE most of those sacred relics?

>>48930429
And the head of the order basically okayed the 'looting' without telling anyone else.

>>48930429
>>48930853
Sounds like heretic talk to me lads

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>>48921980
Absolutely fucking not. He'd spend three hours a day fucking with his hair, and another finding the right outfit.

Not nearly enough RIP AND TEAR of evil.

>pic very related

>>48933706
I feel as though a Krieg/Maya combination would be fun to play, but if you *really* want the random shouts you'd need to rely on the...sober character's player to "translate". It might be good to either only speak nonsense while raging, or perhaps while *not* raging.
>"UP THE ALLEY AND ACROSS THE MEAT"
>"He means there's a mage behind the lines"

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>>48921980
I absolutely would.

I would then set someone up that I dislike (Not hate) but would trust the orders stability with as head of the order while I take a vacation.

Sol would eventually take care of 99% of our problems, and the collateral and other issues that arise from his shenanigans will be dealt with by someone I dislike but would still trust to see them through.

Meanwhile, I go off on some pleasure-laden part of the world and participate in a crusade against hard work by relaxing and getting some ladies by my side.