>random encounters in the tulip fields

>>48916826

Party is attacked by 1d8 refugees, if you attack them the party is jailed.

Party gets ambushed by hobo druids.

>>48916826
flashflood

speculators trying to make their fortune offer the party members heaps of gold and silver for any tulips they've picked.

>>48916826
swarm of dire bees

>>48916826
Party is fined by the local constabulary for failure to tiptoe.

>>48916852
>elves instigates a civil war in an orcish kingdom.
>complain when it comes back to bite them in the ass.
Enjoy your half-orcish future>>48916867

>>48916826
Windmill that's actually poorly disguised golem.

golem thats actually a phenomenally well disguised windmill

>>48916826
PLANNED AS JUST!

>>48917038
Windmill that looks suspiciously like a giant

>>48917032
We all know that the elven people had no interest in invading the orc homeland, but their leaders had been bribed into it by greedy gnomish bankers who are financing both sides of the war.

>>48916826
attacked by dutch people dressed as windmills.

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>>48916826
Lured away into the fae realm by flower fairies.

>>48917508
What happens once you are inside the Fae realm?

>>48917830
lured away into the human realm by fairy tulips

>>48916826

I guess it's time to

>applies shades.js

put the metal to the petal

>>48917830
Either cute/comfy stuff, lewd stuff, or spooky stuff, depending on what kind of DM you have.

Tulips are in shades of red, blue and color out of space.

>>48916852
Worse
Your party is attacked by 1d8 spanish spirit tercios they remind you that you haven't yet won a world cup.

Roll will not to run home and cry with your 2.5m tall wife.

>>48919304
This hits close to home.

But then I remembered 5PA1N and everything in the world was good again.

>>48919410
>Will save successful!
>Roll will not to be consumed by unending butthurt

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Its a weedle!

>This many posters in a poorly disguised anti-Netherlands thread

>>48917438
>>48917038
Giant Golem trying to go back to it's roots. Takes up a part time job as a windmill.

>>48919828
You are attacked by 7 Zwarte Pieten!
If you fail, they'll drag you off to Spain!