If magic does cards, why does roll you can't every time the dice?

>>48843493
Are you having a fucking stroke

>>48843493
Is that some cypher?

>>48843493
man she had some great tits

>>48843493
I don't know, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>48843493
I'd roll her dice if you know what I mean.

>>48843493

But you do.

At least you did, back in '96 when I last played.

>>48843493
I think magic is a pretty cool guy. eh taps cards and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>48843493
When dice magic can't coins, a less than is flip dice. Then card toss the RNG and flipped cards are deck.

Simple as that.

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>>48843493
GREAT I'M DYING NOW

>>48843493
English, motherfucker.

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>>48843493
What the actual fuck

>>48843493
They underestimated the negative long-term effects of rap music.

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>>48843493
>tfw you saw her tits in English class
thank you based Mrs Pierce

>trying to create a new copypasta

>>48844526
>>48843546

They really were the perfect blend between large and round, weren't they?

Wasn't she 15 in that scene?

>>48844886
And I was 15 when I beat one off to her so there s no problem.

>>48843678
You understand what he said, translate it!

This is fucking great

>>48844886
Which is pretty accurate for a portrayal of Juliet

>>48844886
> Tfw your teach skipped the sex scene
I'll have to take your word for it.

>>48846332
An accurate portrayal of Juliet would be a fifteen year old boy.

>>48847385
In the role of a girl playing the role of a boy that's playing the role of a girl.

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>>48843493
Well this is new. I can't even come up with a bullshit translation for this one.

>>48843493
LOL at the screenshot.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>48843493
Yes, but only on mondays

>>48844526
Me too!
Although she paused it and warned us what was coming.

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>>48843493
Because we haven't had an Un-set in a while.

>>48847478
Even to fuck even far as decided you.

>>48843493
>"See how she rests her hand upon her cheek? Oh, if only I were a glove so that i might touch that cheek."

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>>48843493
Yes, three of them.

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>>48843493
Skooma. Not even once.

>>48843493
Random =/= Funny

>>48846332
Actually a bit old, even.

> this thread

wtf is the topic,i dont understand.

>>48843493
Do you need help? Are you having a stroke?

>>48847418
Theatrical recursion is my favorite type of recursion
>that episode of TNG where good actor Patrick Stewart pretends to be bad actor Picard pretending to be Not Sam Spade
>that episode of Supernatural where Jared and Jensen play Sam and Dean playing Jared and Jensen playing Sam and Dean
>>48843546
I prefer a Soleil Moon Frye, or Ariel Winter

>>48849339
>meanwhile, in the middle of nofunallowedistan...

>>48853512

Didn't Soleil have one of those boob enlarging disorders?

>>48853585
>defending OP
>defending the idea that random unintelligible shit = funny

Seriously, kill yourself. That'll be the funniest thing you'll ever do.

>>48853901
Yep, gigantomastia

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>>48853938
This thread doesn't really need a whole lot to it for it to be an enjoyable thread.

>>48843493
wtf i hate heart attacks now

>>48853938
>It's mad now
fucking kek

>>48844886
>Never saw this in school
>"Oh, come on. Those tits can't be that great..."
>Google "Juliet's tits"
>See the scene where they're exposed

GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY! SHE HAS SOME MARVELOUS CANS!

Anyone have the screenshot of the first version of this kind of thread? I think it was on /tv/

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>>48854981
Hot damn, you weren't kidding.