Hypothetically If you were deep inside Tom Bombadil's domain

Remind him that he's good at heart and built on Christian values, and that the moment he tries to rape you, he stops being Tom Bombadil and just OP's personal fantasy.

Alternatively, roll a yo-yo away from yourself. He will always chase the yo-yo.

>>48843405
Remind him that he's a character in a children story.

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>>48843405
Congrulations, you have done something no one else ever done before. I am absolutely certain that no one ever asked this question to this day. When Tolkien wrote that character, that is the one thing he never could have anticipated. Keep on rolling, you are awesome.

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>>48843405
Can't rape the willing, OP.

>>48843405
No, I don't think there is anything you could do. The one ring doesn't influence him, his power is absolute in his domain. You can only hope to endure until he grows bored. He will, eventually.

>>48843405
If it was Tim Benzedrino, you could offer him some drugs instead

>>48843405
That's clearly Brian Blessed. And no.

>>48843405
Op, did you get lost in Tom Bombadil's domain?

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>>48844610
n-no

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>>48843405
But he is the Witch King of Angmar and was slain in the fields of Pelennor !

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/bombadil.htm

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