>Cursed drinking horn

>>48832685
Drinking from it turns you into horny Viking party girl

>>48832685
Makes all booze taste like Coor's Light

>>48832824

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>>48832685
It's a horn that drinks. Of its own accord.

Nobody knows exactly where the liquid goes, but you're certainly not getting it back when it goes there.

>>48832824
>cursed

>>48832958
Put in something that should make any beast throw up and see what happens.

>>48832685
Once you started you can't stop until it's empty.
So, basically a normal drinking horn.

>>48833069

Now make it have an infinite amount of liquid in it.

>>48833034
It's been in use for centuries, if not millennia. That's gonna take awhile and need some serious drainage

>>48832685
It's linked directly to the sea, and therefore can never be emptied.

>>48833566
Yeah that's a problem then. How about we have Satan puke into it?

>>48832685
you can never get drunk form it

>>48832840
By Odin's beard, a fate worse than death.

>>48832685
>It whines at you constantly, sounding more and more like your bitch of an ex-wife the more you drink
Choose betwwwn unlimited booze and sanity, gentlemen.

>>48833034
It... seems to enjoy it. You're not entirely sure how it gives you this impression.

>>48834039
Let's throw it in the ocean and see what happens.

>>48834340
>Good news, the sea levels are dropping.
>Bad news, they're not stopping.

>>48834018
Well, after a while i'll remeber i dont have a fucking ex wife, but if between infinite amounts of good beer and sanity, beer helps with the nam flashbacks.

>>48832685
After a night of heavy drinking the horn sprays piss all over the place. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

>>48834497
Has a maelstrom been formed yet?
Maybe we can throw it into space?

>you can drink from it normally, and it tastes/feels completely normal.
>however, while it makes you feel refreshed, you actually are not hydrated in any way from anything drunk from the horn

>>48832685
-No matter what you drink from it, it's extremely intoxicating. May sound like fun, but when you're about to go into combat, and that's the only thing you could drink, it's a lot less fun.
-Makes you horny for anything with horns.
-It has a teeny tiny bag of holding stuck in the very end, which gets activated by drinking, so whatever you put into it a bit of it will seep into your next drink.

>>48834039
Well hello there my new chamber pot!

>>48832685
The more you drink the more sober you get (does not cure hangovers)

>>48834497
>The party is hired by the king of a seafaring kingdom to investigate the cause of this nigh-apocalyptic event
>the party sets out across the treacherous shores, which now consist of sweeping deserts and swamps broken up by lakes, reefs as high as mountains, ornery wildlife, and [spoilers]things that should not be[/spoiler] that were once hidden by the waves
>Once they find the horn, they must find a way to stop it from drinking, transport it to land, and then find a way to have it expel its contents, returning the sea level to normal and restoring prosperity to the kingdom

There's room for plenty of surfaced deep-sea dungeons along the way, desperate bands of merfolk, and even Eldritch Deep Ones, too.

Fuck, I might do a campaign based around this.

>>48832824
CURSED items, anon.

>>48832685
It turns all alcohol in it into a non-alcoholic form

>>48832685
Whatever town or village you take it into will smell of the foulest paper-mill as long as the horn is within the city walls. When outside the town the smell is just within a 100 yard region around the horn. You have to overcome the foul stench to have the infinite supply of booze inside. Closing the horn up in a basement or in a chest will not stop the aura of stench at all.

>Have awesome infinite supply party horn, smells like total shit and makes a whole town smell at the same time, what do?

>>48836411
>No more raiding
>Hella childbearing
>Being village weirdo
>Not a curse
Anon, I get it, some are turned on by mere possibility of being a chick, but not when you are grotesqly stereotyped Viking turned into slut barely in control of her heat.

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>>48839063
>you are grotesqly stereotyped Viking turned into slut barely in control of her heat.

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>>48832685