Post Paladins and Succubi

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>>48811350

>>48811350
>>48811384
My favorite kind of pairing.

>>48812769
You do realize both are male, right?

>>48812794
and?

>>48811350
>>48811384
Have fun losing your holy powers you sluts

>>48811384
>>48812769
>>48812794
>>48812949
Please get yourselves curbstomped.

>>48813656
Unless you're worshipping the god of virginity or something like that, Paladins don't fall from having sex.

>>48814408
Only if it's consentual sex within the confines of marriage or a comparable binding oath of loyalty. And even then even non-virginity deity worshipping paladin may have an oath of celibacy: they forsake the urges of the flesh and marry their deities, promsing exclusive loyalty to them and nobody but them. I'd go as far as to say that this should be the ideal every paladin strives for: to accomplish the highest good, they to a certain extent distance themselves from their most profane desires. The ideal paladin neither eats nor sleeps nor desires sexual contact nor feels anger (with the exception of righteous indignation) nor fear nor jealousy.

>>48814541
What kind of pussy ass god did you sign up with? I'm waging a crusade with my dick.

>>48815375

That sounds like a ridiculous sophomoric fantasy, you simply can't change someone with dick alone.

and as I wrote that I realized I set myself up for some smug contrarian with an anime girl image.

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>>48811350
>going from knight of the church to knight of the beta

>>48815511
https://exhentai.org/g/527421/e673bd3846/
reverse corruption through dick alone

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>>48815511
I don't disagree with you, anon
Have a smug André anyway

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>>48815511
>you simply can't change someone with dick alone.
oh you of little fait

Paladins and Succubus are my second most hated /tg/ meme

>>48816155
what is first?

>>48816210
Traditional games

>>48814541
None of that necessarily applies though,

>>48811350
>implying a paladin isn't married to god until he smites all of the evil

>>48816806
Not every God disapproves of polygamy, in fact under your logic unless they have only one paladin they have to approve of it

>>48816830
>Not every God disapproves of polygamy
One of them even commanded his followers to marry 4 wives, except his mouthpiece who could have 9.

>>48816928
Allah?

>>48816986
Who else?

>>48816210
Cute/Clever Kobold

>>48816986

You forgo the pbuh, infidel.

>>48817048
There was this small chance that you meant a fantasy god inb4 all gods are fantasy >[tipping intensifies]