The Book of Shitty Deeds

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>>48738824
>All of the target's clothes, and any non-permanent shape-changes disappear, leaving them bare-ass naked to be laughed at by their peers.

Turning everything you touch to crap for a day seems wicked OP

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>>48738824

>>48738824
>to shit that would make the denizens of /b/ want to quit the internet forever.

Sounds like the FATAL magical mishap tables.

>>48738824
Target vomits uncontrollably, and they find it tastes INCREDIBLE.

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>>48738928
The enemy's sword temporarily becomes sentient, organic and VERY hungry. Their sword splits down the middle, revealing a gaping maw of curved teeth, which gnash and snarl as it attacks whomever is closest, taking a bite out of anything it can, or if nothing is close enough, the one holding the sword.

>>48738852
All the targets clothes disappear....


And they gender swap.

>>48738824
Shameless OP self BUMP

>>48739035

>GAP refused to give Cinder a refund

Tindel's Terrible Tongue Twister: The afflicted creature will find it hard to communicate verbally while afflicted, often stuttering and mispronouncing words. Every hour, the afflicted's tongue begins to physically twist like a cloth. This process is exacerbated if the afflicted flubs while speaking. If not removed within 3 days the tongue will twist into a bloody pulp, rendering the afflicted mute.

Tindel's Tortured Touch: While afflicted, a creature's sense of pleasure is entirely disabled and its sense of pain amplified 10 fold. The curse persists until death, or the afflicted removes one of their eyes and crushes it upon the page.

Tindel's Tiny Tool: The afflicted's penis shrinks to ~3/4 of an inch long. The curse can be removed whenever the caster wishes, or when the afflicted manages to bring a woman to climax with his micropenis.

Tindel's Tasty Trash: The afflicted feels compelled to consume garbage for 48 hours. They will know full well what they're doing and that it tastes awful, but will eat it all regardless.

Tindel's Talkative Tubes: The afflicted sprouts 1d4 red tubular growths from their body per hour for 48 hours. The end of these tubes sport a small mouth that constantly ramble inane bullshit for three hours before falling off. The afflicted has -10 to Stealth until the curse fades.

Tindel's Taboo Travel: The afflicted cannot use their legs for 48 hours and for the immediate 24 hours after that will have their movement speed halved.

>>48738863
His bulge makes me uncomfortable.

>>48738824
Summon Christian Weston Chandler as an eldritch elemental entity with low damage output, but massive status effects bullshit.

>>48746748
Why were you looking there if you didn't want to see it, gaylord?

>>48738824
>Every day the spell is active, the target will slowly lose their mind until they eat a pound of human flesh.
You watched Tokyo Ghoul, didn't you?