/bbg/ - Blood Bowl General

Reposting!:

Normies and meme'rs, come lend your eyes and ears
I've got the need to testify
Don't try to get your kick, from the /tg/ fumbbl leeg
'cuz there's a million ways to die

Surfed from the pitch or bullied like a bitch
Too many ways to quantify
They'll call you a cuck, kill your star with a rock
'cuz there's a million ways to die

In the vets, its lizzies with 1900 teevees
If you play them, you cry
A million ways to die
You can play like a saint but there just really aint
no avoiding a million ways to die

One or Two die POWs, or just failed GFI's
or God forbid you get snake eyes
They'll dodge thru your screen, foul you at turn sixteen
'cuz there's a million ways to die

Out on the IRC, rigging as far as eye can see,
You can hear autists screaming REEEEEE
You will get brain aneurysm, from BBCode Autism
'cuz there's a million ways to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMgGcafQoqM [Embed]

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pssh... nuthin peronsnel skaven...

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3rd for worst coach this season

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He didn't wanna go fast

>>48729845

This is still missing the last verse of the original song.

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server time 1700
Quickslithers vs Lizards Gone Bad

>>48731384
>>48729845

There is drop off and avert, causing mad butthurt
'cuz Skud too pussy to try...
A million ways to die
It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
Of escaping a million ways to die
A million ways to die

Rolled 5 (1d6)

gfi

>people being this salty when you drop a game with 500+ TV disadvantage
>people think the meme inducement money will fix all odds
>there are people who think Morg'N'Torg would've increased my chances a lot

Oh /bbg/ never change and disappoint me

>>48734932
WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO LOSE IN A FOR FUN LEAGUE WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA

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>>48734978

>>48734978
WAAAA WAAAAA I WANT EVERYONE TO BE SUPER SERIOUS IN A FOR FUN LEAGUE WAAA WAAA

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Friendly reminder that if you're a faggot or/and a pussy, Reddit league is your place.

>>48735963
Well, Mauled, Rofl, Tendril, and others all do play in reddit league.

>>48735977

Tendril doesn't play there anymore.

>all of the lizardmen teams this season got to playoffs
Explain this lizard apologists

>>48737711
You need to git gud.

>>48737711
Kill more skinks. Base contact less saurus. Screen better.

>>48737743
>>48737761
I don't give a fuck
Tell that to all the scrubs that fed them wins

>>48737772
Run a clinic on how to deal with lizards.

Or beat them yourself.

>>48737711
because Lizards are OP; don't you know that?

how we fix lizards? I say remove G access on saurus

>>48737808
How about just don't try to outbash a team that has 7 st4+ players.

Instead, kill skinks and screen.

>>48737852
but I play bash for the reason to bash things to death, orcs should be able to deal with stupid dinosaurs desu

>>48737761
>>48737852
>just kill skinks

this is the shittiest fucking advice

>>48737901
>he can't kill skinks
I bet you don't even blitz, pussy.

>>48734932
you got the game you knew you were going to get. If you didn't want to play tendril you should have thrown your game vs. cmonkey

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Who is good at photoshop?

>>48738603
What a noble bastard. Putting graffiti on animals to warn everyone is hilarious and a waste of time.

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https://www.fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=880717

Lizards.

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>>48738783
brilliant, keep the memes alive famalams :^)

>>48738847
>avatarfagging

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>jump up

>>48738634
Good use of star players and extra apo.

I'm at work.

Who managed to kill Skinks? Was it the team with 5 mighty blow players?

>>48738634
>>48739161
In a shocking turn of events. Yes. Quickslithers is up 2-0 at turn 7 of the second half.

Lizards won, lizards confirmed OP.

>>48739161
No CAS besides some BH, QS managed to perform really good and get that deserved 2-0 victory.

Helmut was on field for 1 turn, got paid
Hemlock did nothing, got paid
APOs did nothing, got paid

Lizards Gone Bad did nothing, got paid

>>48739299
The Players Union Lobby is pretty hardcore, anon. Nothing anyone can do.

>>48739299
>Inducements will fix the 390 TV difference for sure!

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Next game in 30 minutes!

Frug's Jumpers
vs
Foot Blooters

>>48739359
The time has come!

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=880736

>>48739359
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=880736

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=880752
A Ram Too Far vs Hall of Femur in SL

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>>48739359
>>48739737
>>48739740
Aaand Foot Blooters win 3-2.

Highlights include the Frogs getting robbed of the ball at the start of literally every drive, useless Apo rerolling Frogyo's Death into -AV, and a miracle turn 8 Frog touchdown that decided nothing because it was 3-1 at that point.

>>48740430
Ends 1:1 with only 1 death, a few regen rolls, both players disconnecting and disappointing lack of khemri pass plays.

>>48741538

>disappointing lack of Khemri pass plays

Well with a 6+/6+ for the pass alone your name should probably be Tendril if you want to do pass plays with Zandri.

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)

Vanity pass: 3+ to make pass, another 3+ to catch.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>48742601

Don't forget the reroll you saved till the end of the half.

https://www.fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=880853
Nurgle v Lizard rematch in play-offs!

are undead basically the best team in the game at all TVs?

>>48744712
They are good early on, but lack claw for high TV murder. Also ghouls suck.

>>48744712
Undead doesn't get to high tv well. They skill slow, are really cheap, and don't have very good positionals outside the Mummies

>>48744762
>>48744763
what do you think is best then? and what about necro?

>>48744778
There is no best at all TV team. Nurgle and Chaos are amazing at super high TV, but suck early on. Norse and Amazon are great early, but fall apart at high TV.

>>48744778
Lizards, wood elves, or dark elves

Necro is pretty good at most TVs, but they are kinda shitty at tv 1000 because can't afford everything and no skills, nurgle and chaos will fuck them up at tv 2000+

>>48744820
Also Chaos Dwarves are pretty scary with just 1 or 2 levels.

>>48744712


Lizardmen. Lizardmen suffer in comparison to CPOMB teams at 2000+ TV, but are still good. Below 2000 TV they rule the pitch.

Can Yog go all the way to finals?

>>48746685
Yog is winning this season, screencap this

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>>48746685
>Foot Blooters have 2 losses in the regular season: against Frug's Jumpers and then against Quickslithers.
>Their first two opponents in the playoffs are Frug's Jumpers and then Quickslithers

But the question is, what happens in the finals?

ded

>>48748159
He's the hero we need.

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Why does my team have span styling around the name?

>>48753998
Doesn't for me.

>>48754243
It's the details view where the styling's broke.

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

Time to roll for my level up

>>48755204

Seems you get dodge.

>>48755458
Dirty Player it is.

>>48755707
Good choice Crab, too bad you got injured by Mauled with a "miss next seasons"

>>48756300

You mean "Dead"

>>48756300
>>48756400
Good riddance.

>>48756300
>>48756400
>>48758205
I'm still only 2 teams and have other names to go by fellas.

>>48758255

I know Cancer, I'm just joking with you.

>>48758274
I am also on Funny Team Name and Tryhard Nerds.

Quick how many knights should I take for maximum peasant fouls in bb2, no blockers allowed.

>>48760231
Take all your knights or run 11 peasants. There's no in between.

Would you guys be happy if GW rebalanced skills in NewBowl? Either by decreasing the universal usefulness of Block/Dodge or by increasing usefulness of secondary/territary skills?

I feel I wouldn't mind if there was more ways to develop the team than block/dodge on most pieces first.

>>48760779
i'd be fine with it as long as you could still play the game as it currently is incase they fuck it up

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>>48762069

Shit, meant to post this.

>>48762109
>>48762069
There was a gay british ex circus performer who lead for like 75% of the race. He came in 6th at the end

>>48761238
>as long as you can still play current rules
How could they stop you? It's a board game, man. Play however you want to play it.

>>48761238
Gw could crackdown on the NAF and most guys there are willing to bow down to the GW overlords.

Season 4: The Never Ending Season

>>48768280
S4 is the season of faggots and pussies

Play your fucking SL matches you dicks

blood bowl was a mistake

>>48771036
You're a mistake.

>>48770508
We're still round 1, right? I discharged my responsibility in that regard on Wednesday.

Post your favorite team and your least favorite team.

Favorite:

Skaven, even though I'm shit at them.

Least Favorite:

Dwarfs, or maybe Khemri.

>>48774254
Shit taste

What do Underworld do if their troll is MNG?

>>48775733
Hunt for a game vs some stunties.

>>48775733
Same thing Undead do when they have a MNG mummy

>>48774254
Least favorite
>lizards

>>48774254
>least fav
skaven they are for pussys

Rolled 6 (1d6)

gfi

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>>48782090

And another...

>>48782090
>>48783880
fuck off tendril

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What did they mean by this?

Really makes me think.

>>48785262
Cut-Off is Sunday evening.

>>48785281
Then what happens, riggenstein?

>>48785297
Forced end, move on with our lives.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Don't die, have regen

>>48787856
grats

Just Sas v. Yog left for Secret League.

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>>48788801

>>48789482
According to the PM I have, Yog and Sasasing have roughly 6 hours before I pull the plug.

>>48785337
a d-deadline that actually gets enforced?
SUGOII DESU

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>Kurgan Blood Tide cucked by TD differential.

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>>48791084

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https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=881544

early spring of the first year

>>48789482
>>48788801
>>48789636
Starting as planned.
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=881544

Round 2 of stunty begins!

>>48792227

I mean secret.

>>48791556
That is early game, but can't be turn 1 since a neighbor has taken 3 provinces.

>>48792373
it is for my secret league pbem!

The way fumbbl lists timezones is absolutely retarded.

Why can't they just do utc-# in the dropdown? The fuck is all this "Country/City" shit? I don't know what timezones nassau/montglerat are in. The fuck use is that?

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=881586

Come watch Yog get crushed in some post season action.

>>48793666
>not Yog delivering Justice
Heathens, riggers and luckers

>>48793666

Yog was crushed

>>48794611

I'm a bit disappointed in the lack of dead elves though.

>>48794611
He fought honorably and well, despite being elfs. Unlike some fuckbois.

>>48794648
Tendril pls go

>Playing Chaos Edition single player
>Playing a Norse Team
>Hire a Lineman to fill in for my level 2 lineman whos injured
>That lineman gets injured that game aswell.

Blood Bowl, Giveth
And Blood Bowl Taketh away

>>48794779
What a story. The struggle of AV7 linemen. Thanks for sharing, appreciate it.

>>48794611
Eh i wouldnt count a 1-2 loss with no permanent injuries as "crushed".
But yeah, the game ended in the most predictable and disappointing manner.

>Quickslithers in the finals
what a surprise, who would've thought that!

>>48795764
What even was the point of this season

>>48795774
it's all about the memes anon, it's all about the memes

Sultans of Slam vs Cinabar Ridas live RIGHT FUCKING NOW

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=881660

Snorkland Soulless vs Monkey Businees in 3 hours.
One step closer to ending the mistake that is S4

>>48798266
>killed mauled
>killed avatar
>is going to kill cmonkey

Is reddit the hero we deserve?

>>48798434
>Not rooting for Apes
I wonder who might be behind this post

>>48798487
It doesn't matter, Tendril will still win.

>>48798487
Protip: Not the guy who is butthurt about not making the playoffs.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

gfi

Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)

>>48801286
GFIs never. Hope your AV8 holds up.

>>48798266
https://www.fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=881709

Monkey is losing the race war. Failed to score first half and now 2 of his apes have gotten ROTTED

>>48803029
Rip Minkiys

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>>48803029
>Apes
>Race War
You wot m8?

Fear not though! We will start the fire soon.

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>>48803545
Or will you?

save us from tendril roflcopter

save us from reddit tendril

Anyone still play the original BB on Steam?

>Lizards vs Nurgle in finals
>both are farmed teams from Vets from previous seasons

W e w who would've thought that!

>>48805444
SS were in rookies last season you shitposting doublenigger.

dead

Don't die thread green amazons v wet elves at 13ish server time.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=881766

>>48807357
A black orc joins the dead.

Could somebody make obituaries for SL?

>>48807357
Game ends with 2 dead for hobgoblins and a win for sea elves 1-0.

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>>48807503
Round 1 SL-
#2 Chuck McTricep – Dead (RIP) Sea Elf(Knife in the ribs)
#8 Rolf Ironquads – Dead (RIP) Sea Elf
#11 Casper the Friendly Ghost – Dead (RIP) Ethereal
#7 Muhammed Ali – Dead (RIP) Araby
#5 Hobfather – Dead (RIP) Hobgobbo Slavers
#1 Ringmaster Brusko – Dead (RIP) Kislev
#6 Yuri the Grand – Dead (RIP) Kislev
#7 Steel Armed Mikhail – Dead (RIP) Kislev(Fell onto a dropbear)
#9 Ivan the Awful – Dead (RIP) Kislev(Dropbear fell onto him)
#5 One Sheep closer – Dead (RIP) Lumbria
#10 Blackpaw the Clean – Dead (RIP) Clan Pestilens(tripped over his own feet)
#2 Sour Cream And Onion – Dead (RIP) Half-Orc
#7 Sir Rupert the Mildly Incontinent – Dead (RIP) Albion (smothered by a pillow on a dodge)
#7 PFC Ingram – Dead (RIP) Beastmen

>>48805512
Snoeks and monkeys had played the same amount of games and we're both in rookies last season. One team held on to cash and stayed back to farm rookies. Good job nuffle for not rewarding taking the easiest road to the playoffs.

>>48808150

1.166(repeating of course) deaths per match. Work hard /tg/ you've a lot of ground to cover round 2.

>>48808198
Bob got my round 2 match on lock.

Did last thread die?

>>48808169
>Easiest road to play offs
>Not playing in vets and playing goblins

>>48808492
I dunno, but this one won't

>>48808842
Fun fact: the Soulless played zero goblins

>>48811283
Which should make the ones who did even more ashamed.

Think Rofl should keep all 8 of his rotters?

>>48811521
No. But I think he is keeping them for fluff purposes.

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Is Khemri the spookiest team?

>>48812825
>all bones
>spooked to bash against
>spooked to ball handle as them

I think so.

>>48811521
He should probably cut a couple of them at this point. He's got a full 16 mans team.

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Challenge: Summarize Season 4 in one image

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>>48815998

Gamer Fuel vs Dank Teams

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=881967

>>48817841
>gamer fuel
>0 mention of Parkur dude 91

kill yourself

Gamer Fuel vs Dank Teams

Ends 2-0 in favor of the Half-Orcs

3 deaths, 1 apod, dryad armor crumbled

>>48818225

There is a reaper hanging over secret league.

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>>48818484

What's the gameplay different between chaos and chaos pact? Traded beastmen for marauders, and a minotaur for a troll?

>>48819758
Did you not see having an Elf and 3 big guys total? Also the troll is shit, take the Ogre if you are only gonna take 1 big guy.

>>48819796
I said it that way because of what you'll be running most games between injuries, money, and actual use.

I feel like regular chaos is all around more viable as a team.

>>48819819
>>48819758
Pact is just a really shitty team unless you go maximum min max.

>>48819819
What this guy said >>48819845
Pact is just worse, but due to lacking horns they can murder with clawpomb at lower TV.

Khemri/Undead/Necro?

>>48819796
if you're only going to take 1 big guy take the troll honestly, it has regen, and really stupid doesnt even matter much if you use him correctly/ don't let him get isolated. not only that he's cheaper than the ogre/mino

>>48820629
>taking Troll over Ogre
t. MauledByTheNurgle

>>48820641
If you are min maxing, a troll gets punched in the face just as well as the ogre, but costs 30k less

>>48820615
Khemri is "good" at high tv but is really frustrating to play

Undead is the best team tv 1300 and below

Necro is a strong team from like tv 1400-1800 but needs some skills before they become good.

>>48820615
Khemri get fucked once cpomb starts appearing, Undead are good at all tv, Necro are rough at 1000tv because they can't afford everything, but once they get their pieces they're good

For whenever someone wants to add new rules to the league this is my response

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtMV44yoXZ0

>>48823084
Well, I am not against rule -change-, and am happy that Mauled is considering doing a survey before S5.

>>48823973

Yeah, I'm off work from tomorrow and go on holiday Friday, so I'll be making a questionnaire about general things.

>>48824138
All righty, looking forward to it. Also hope finals will go live before that wink wink nugde nudge fuckers.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=882103

>>48826557

Game ends in another tie, but with actual TDs scored!

But no casualties.

>>48824295

Rofl hasn't been logged in for two days.

>>48827276
Shame

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Gfi

>>48832980
Tendril pls go