Stat him /tg/.

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>>48713172
+1 Ebin
+1 Benis
-1 Sprölölöö

And what an useless thread

24 str (he's a fucking bear)
20 con
12 dex
10 int
6 wis
18 cha

+3 vorpal benis
+4 dex/AC boost by drinking ES
+1/-1 modifier to die rolls depending on if his previous die roll was successful (ebin:D) or not (Fug)

alignment: CN

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>>48713503
>18 CHA
Huh?

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>48713555
Just look at how popular and loved he is on imageboards. Charismatic as fug.

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>>48713503

I'll do Gondola as well.

22 str
20 con
18 dex
10 int
15 wis
8 cha

Vow of silence
+4 dex/AC boost by drinking ES, same as Spurdo
level 5 druid spellcasting

alignment: N

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For a moment I felt like I was in /int/

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>>48713774

6 str
15 con
15 dex
6 int
10 wis
10 cha

2 +4 scissors of sharpness
dual-wielding ranger feats
+4 to AC (small size and hard shell)
+3 to attracting followers

>>48713574
what is this meme

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>>48713172

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>>48714105

>>48713574
this is actually pretty appropriate desu, given the context

>>48713964
I saw it earlier today, but it is pretty obviously the entire statblock of an owlbear.

>>48713774
Why is Gondola so precious?

I wonder if you could get away with a serious depiction of this fucking thing in a campaign.

>>48713172
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>48715061
oh lol, the meme is evolving

>>48715072
>I wonder if you could get away with a serious depiction of this fucking thing in a campaign.
I've seen it done in Evangelion game. Gondola Angel long-marching towards your Geofront is a thing to behold.

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