STAT YOUR CAT

>>48690762
Disadvantage: cowardice

>>48690762
>INT 3
>DMG: Claws 1d2.
>Catch Mice or Birds 4%.
>Traits: Greedy, lazy, slow.
>Price (upkeep): $90/month.

>>48690762
-10 HP

>>48690762
Greedy lil shit

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>>48690762
-10 HP

>>48691090
I know that feel.

>>48690762
large magical beast etc

WS 1
BS 1
S 1
T 30
Ag 1
Int -10
Per 40
WP 1
Fel 99

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>>48691537
>>Int -10

Meow -1
Purr +2
Jump +1
Fuzzy +1
Claws 0

Alice the Ancient
19 years
Sight 0
Sleeping 5
Hating humanity 4
Planning world domination 3
Wallrunning 3

>>48690762
Alignment:- Chaotic Evil

>>48690762
Asshole/10

Size/Type: Large Magical BeastHit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>48690762
Charm aura
10ft radius
Upon entering the aura, and each minute thereafter spent in the aura, make a wisdom save (DC 10) or be charmed (as the spell) and feel compelled to either make an inane statement concerning the cat, or attempt to entertain or otherwise serve the cat (target's choice). Characters with important things to do have advantage on this saving throw. This ability does not work on creatures immune to the charmed condition.

Each hour, the kitten has a 20% chance to do something unbearably adorable, such as cuddling on someone, chasing its tail, or jumping at shadows. During that hour, this has the effect of both expanding the radius of its charm aura to 30 feet, and increasing the save DC to 15.

>>48691949
Sounds like a big guy.

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>>48690762
>INT 1

>>48692008
For you...

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Mei-Mei. Haven't done D&D in forever so on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being wurst 10 being beste.

STR: 3
DEX: 7
CON: 8 (Survived for a week and a half outdoors in winter around christmas before showing up on Christmas day like a literal miracle)
INT: 5
WIS: 4
CHA: 10

Disadvantage: Noisy

Disguise: 100
Fluff: 50
Slobber: 27
Bark: 1
I think there's something wrong with my cat guys

>>48690762
-10 hp
[Spoiler]I miss him every day.[/spoiler]

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>>48691090

Alignment: Likes to bite peoples' hair

>>48692582

Sir, I am afraid I must inform you that your 'cat' is, in fact, some kind of horse.

>>48692270
>Slobber: 27

My cats drool on me all the time. They are pretty old though.

>>48692739
I meant to say that it's a dog

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>>48691090
>>48691484
Mine too. She left a year ago Saturday.

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>>48691770
Dang, that is one old cat - mine was about 18/19 before he was -10 HP.
About 15 in pic I think.

>>48690762
Lizzy The Conqueror of Makhleb
Lv 1 Felid
STR: 5
INT: 10
DEX: 17
AC: 4
EV: 20
Skills:
UC: 7
Dodging: 10
Fighting: 3
Evocations: 5
Stealth: 10
Cuteness: 27

>>48692515
-10hp
I miss both of them

>cat
>not dog
Buncha fucking hippie wizards in here

Prof. Fuzzyboots (Principal Dean of Cuteness)
Str : 3
Dex 14
Con 8
Int 10
Wis 1
Cha 19

Skills: Perception +8, Survival (Tracking) +10

Tricks: Fetch

Disadvantages: Spazzs out at 2am, on the dot.

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I wish I have one someday...

>>48693441
You taught your cat to fetch? That's impressive.

>>48693569
Didn't teach her. She came preinstalled. We got her from the local shelter and she grew up in a house with 3 dogs. I guess she learned from them. She prefers drinking straws, but will also fetch rubber bands.

>>48693609
Our dog used to lick his own paws and such, guess that's what happens when there's 2 cats around growing up

>>48690762
Kitters the Cat-
STR-4 he's weak desu.
DEX-Fucking 30 he can go in and out of a fucking sock
CON-12 cat stronk
WIS-0 dumb as fuck yo
INT-8 he can open doors (unless they have round or pull handles)
CHA-20 a cute

Intimidate-1d20+8

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He's royalty

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>tfw this thread made me realise I never bothered to give my cats proper names

>tommy boy
hunting 3/5
finding food dropped on ground 0/5
fluffy 5/5
friendly 4/5
>flat face/cab over
hunting 1/5
fluffy 2/5
friendly 3/5
finding food dropped on ground 2/5
kitten production 2/5
>jingles/that green cat
hunting 0/5
fluffy 2/5
friendly 0/5
willingness to put up with someone holding food 5/5
finding food dropped on ground 5/5
kitten production 5/5
>kitten 1#
curiosity 4/5
cowardice 2/5
cute 5/5
>kitten 2#
curiosity 3/5
cowardice 4/5
cute 5/5

>>48692204
>What just went wrong?

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HP: 2/2
Atk: 1
Req: Food, water, constant attention
Useless (Ex) Rambo is entirely useless in every possible way, and when presented with oncoming traffic will stay put on his fat ass and try to be friends with it. Rambo cannot be reduced below 1 HP through this ability.

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Strength: 6
Dexterity: 15
Constitution: 8
Intelligence: 16
Wisdom: 8
Charisma: 20

Size: tiny
Alignment: chaotic good
Can cast misty step at will

>>48690762
>Alignment: Chaotic Asshole
Seriously, why can I not leave a glass of water sitting around without you knocking it over?

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Strength: 7 (Strong little bugger)
Dexterity: 12 (A little clumsy for a cat)
Constitution: 10 (Never gets sick)
Intelligence: 6 (Dumb asshole)
Wisdom: 12 (Knows how to manipulate people though, and he knows it)
Charisma: 20 (Fucking adorable little shit)
Alignment: neutral asshole

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>>48691090
>>48691484
>>48692565
>>48693021
>>48693138
>>48693233

One we lost a number of years ago suddenly. The other left us a couple of years ago.

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STR
DEX 10 (knows how to get anywhere on the house)
CON 5 (has survived a fight with other cats)
WIS -2 (constantly forgets where his food is while he is eating)
INT rotates from 8 to 2 (forgets that he knows how to open doors from time to time)
CHA 20

Loves to sleep

Starscream Lafonduh Scoots (on a scale from 1-10)

Strength: 7 (vaults fences with rabbit in her jaws)
Con: 6
Dex: 7
Int: 10
Wis: 5
Charisma: 10

Special Ability: Fluffy

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>>48697636

Fuck, forgot picture

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I don't have any cats but I have a pupper or two.

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>>48697730

>>48697655
perfectly floofy cat

>>48691090

Same, sadly. Kicked the bucket last Saturday.

We miss you, you fluffy bastard, despite you tending to shit and piss on my brother's bed and near constant bitching for attention.

>>48697517
>Im keeping my eye on you....

>Yuri
WS 10
BS 1
S 10
T 10
Ag 10
Int 3
Per 23
WP 2
Fel 60

My cat bullies my dog. He also can run across walls like Neo.

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>>48690762
"Cat"
Violence 4
Friendship 10
Jumping 0
Hearing 22

>>48702281
Not enough points in disguise.

>>48690762
Legendary Climber

Sleep points: 10
Eat points: 7
Pretty chill guy points: 12
Activities not related to being a fat lazy fuck points: 0

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Strength 2/5
Speed 3/5
Constitution 2/3
Wisdom 3/5
Luck 4/5
Toes to a Paw 6/5
Dogishness 4/5
Purring 5/5
Metabolism 8/5
Medicinal Tolerance 0/5
Life Expectancy four months

>>48690762
Cat, Small
This is an ordinary house cat, the sort that
might be a familiar for a spellcaster, a Beast
Master’s animal friend, or an alternate form
for the shape change power.
Attributes: Agility d8, Smarts d6 (A), Spirit
d10, Strength d4, Vigor d6
Skills: Climbing d6, Notice d6, Stealth d8
Pace: 5; Parry: 3; Toughness: 4
Special Abilities
• Acrobat: +2 to Agility rolls to perform acrobatic
maneuvers; +1 to Parry if unencumbered.
• Bite/Claw: Str.
• Low Light Vision: Cats ignore penalties for Dim and
Dark lighting.
• Obese: Toughness +1, -1 pace, d4 running die
• Size –1: Cats are typically less than a foot high.

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>>48702281
careful of bities

Sorry to all the anons who lost their kitties.

Sid
STR 8 (active and strong)
DEX 4 (Needs humans to make her bed and let her in and out)
CON 19 (Still going strong with a heart murmur, arthritis, kidney problems, old age and she got all hurt after getting trapped under a gate)
INT 6 (daftie)
WIS 10 (Tricked my brother and I. Meowed to be let out and when my brother got up she ran past him, jumped into his chair and settled down. Meowed to be let out so I put my cereal and tea down then as I turned she ran round me and sniffed at my cereal)
CHA 20 (pub singer)

>>48690762

No.

>>48697517
Such cat. Much smug.

>>48695429
Did you just call your cats "yo" "Hey" "You?"

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>>48708173
pretty much, with an occasional "cat" or point at them and snap my fingers then point near where I want them to sit and snap again

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>>48690762


High STR (fights a lot. And surprisingly wins most of the time.)
medium CON (she gets old)
WIS (dirty tricks)
INT (can't open Doors, not very clever)
high CHA (specialization on Intimidate)

Barbarian/Rouge multiclass.

>>48705013
Fucking Australians....

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I'm not familiar with pen and paper stats. I just want to post my cat.

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>>48705190
>Meowed to be let out and when my brother got up she ran past him, jumped into his chair and settled down. Meowed to be let out so I put my cereal and tea down then as I turned she ran round me and sniffed at my cereal

hah fuck yeah

>>48711483

Says the guy with a players handbook on their shelf.

>>48694558
hai peter

>>48697581
Is that nanako?

>Louie the Lip AKA Louis AKA Lou-Lou
Level 2 Door-darter/Level 1 Nubtail/Level 1 Impossible Climber
Fuzzy: 4
Claws: 2
Tail: -8
Noise: 9
Fat: 2
Smarts: -3
Stinky Shits: 10
Pro: Is fine if he hasn't been bothered
Con: If hes been bothered he starts shitting/pissing everywhere but the litterbox for the next month
Quirk: Won't shut the fuck up sometimes

>"Little Miss Skeeter" aka Skeeter aka Skeety
Level 4 Affectionate
Fuzzy: 3 (-2)
Claws: 7
Tail: 5
Noise: 2
Fat: -1
Smarts: 0
Shits to give: 0
Pro: Loves to be pet for hours upon hours
Con: Back half looks like she's diseased from licking her fur off from flea-induced stress
Quirk: Will accidentally claw your nose trying to give you a boop

And for the sake of it, my old cat
>Sunshine
Level 10 Dog Chaser/Level 5 Door darter/Level 3 Nubtail/Level 2 Impossible Climber
Claws: 5 (-5)
Tail: -10
Noise: -5
Fat: 2
Smarts: 10
Dog-Scaring: 10
Pros: Doesn't need front claws to climb trees, spook dogs, eat wasps, dig mice out of holes, OR hunt snakes.
Cons: Didn't come back one day
Quirks: Immune to being run over by cars

>>48711954
>trying to give you a boop

I wish my cats gave me boops. Maybe I'm just too tall for them to reach.

>>48691678
Cat number: 3

Meow +2
Purr 0
Jump 0(bad back)
Fuzzy +3
Claws +1
Hunting +2(literally exterminates so it doesn't have to watch things with bad back)

Sammy-cat

All stats are scaled 1-10 worst to best.

Lazy: 8
Scabby: 6
Pukey: 7
"Generous": 5
Rightful hatred of children: Unknown, speculated to be beyond 12.
Pettable: 7
-10 HP
Friendly Fire enabled

i miss you sammy cat and im sorry for being so shitty to you i didn't understand what i was doing i just wanted to play

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Fat Shit, Ravenous beast.

>>48712391
Shit, man. Care to fill us in on what happened?

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>>48691090
That feel is shared. Still, I'll be statting a new one up soon, so that's good.

>>48715147
we had a cat called sam for a few years, when i was between 7 and 12 years old id say. i loved sam, because i love cats, and i would *not* leave him alone. i'd trap him in my room because i wanted to play with him, i'd carry him in the dumbest way, i'd generally harass him like spongebob harasses squidward.

and then he ended up getting run over. by my dad.

that was...not a good day.

Status: Taken by the ex

>>48690762
Str: 4
Con: 6
Dex: 30
Int: 6
Wis: 14
Cha: 20

Queenie
SKILLS
Fat
Being a bitch

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Oliver

Playfulness: 7
Cleanliness: 6
Skidishness: 6
Tubbiness: 4
Meowing: 8

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2 str
16 dex
10 con
1 int
1 wis
18 cha because she is a cat whore

>>48692204
I love the look of resignation. It's like "hey dude, so... um... if you've got a minute or two, there's this thing that I could really use your help with..."

>>48690762
My old cat...

lying calmly on the bed for hours, then looking up and noticing the ceiling fan is on, agitatedly moving her head in circles as she tries to follow the blades, then freaking out and tearing out of the room at breakneck speed: 10

yowling at the wall: 6

eating her damn food: 2 (we had to squirt high calorie goop down her throat to supplement her diet)

charging out of nowhere to attack a dog that's several times her size for having the audacity to be lead into our house, and sending it fleeing from the room, trying its best to escape from her, despite the fact that she's 17 years old and rail-thin: 9

peeing where the litter box used to be: 10 (if we only moved the litter box a little, she would put her front paws in the box and pee on the floor where the middle of the box used to be)

leaving the room whenever dad puts on Fox News: 8

>>48690762
>SWARM

Species: Cat
Class: Cat
Level: 5
HP: 10
Alignment: chaotic good
Wis: 2
Str:1
Dex:4
Int:1/2
Char: 5 (-5 to strangers)
Con: 4

Abilities:
Charm (target takes 2d6 awwwww damage if target is acquainted with the player)
Cling (Once per day player may cling to an object for an indefinite amount of time, provided they complete a str check of 12+)
Underfoot (target takes 1 annoyance damage whenever within 2 meters of the player each turn)

Old cat: Ded
New cat: Dunno, but class is definitely Barbarian/Rogue

INT: 18
Damage: 2d8
Spellcasting (INT): Charm person.

Lawful Evil, fat as fuck and wants to take over the world.

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Mocking up stats for mine and my sister's cat (who happens to live with us for now).

(one in the back, my cat)
Name: Fluffy
Age: 8

Str: 13 (her clawing hurts, especially when I attempted to give her baths.)
Dex: 2 (the fucking thing has fallen off stable surfaces more than once)
Con: 8 (has had bad respiratory problems, but manages to chug along.)
Int: 6 (managed to figure out how to open her food container more than once. Doesn't seem to catch on where her food bowl is sometimes.)
Wis: 2 (doesn't learn from mistakes.)
Cha: 16 (only way I can justify why I've kept her around. The little shit.)

Special Qualities: Familiar. Obese (+1 durability, -1 dex)

Pros: Loyal, given preference over other humies. Good source of morale when feeling down. Likes belly rubs - like holy fuck that fur is soft.
Cons: Territorial, likes to pee on my stuff. Demanding for love. Long-haired, sheds like crazy. Is afraid of MICE.
???: Works as an alarm clock, because she'll always wake me for breakfast.

(cat in foreground. Blame my sister for the stupid name.)
Name: Yahzee
Age: 6/7ish

Str: 7
Dex: 11 (very flexible. Almost never falls off things. Quick at batting at shit.)
Con: 10 (average. Nothing extraordinary about her.)
Int: 9 (Has made consistent infiltration attempts into places where she's not wanted)
Wis: 2 (...and doesn't seem to catch on why she's readily removed each time)
Cha: 20 (has a baby face, and her personality is disarming to the uninitiated.)

Special Qualities: Familiar (sister), Lithe (-1 durability, +1 flexibility), Kitten looks: +5 to all charm based rolls
Pros: Affectionate, will literally rub her face into your hand to get pets, loves to play, chill temperament
Cons: Does that trap where she rolls over, and when you go in to pet - she claws at your hands, really high energy - will go spastic late at night.

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>>48720759
And another picture of the cats i found floating on the laptop. We used to have a third back when sis lived the same house as me, the black and white one in the back being her's too. Unfortunately, leukemia got to her. I'll miss that fat cat, and my sympathies to the other -10 HP anons.

>>48690762
Face: good
Coat: best
Paws: good
Tail: fair

House Cat

ST 5 DX 11 IQ 4 HT 10

Basic Lift 2.5 kg HP 5 FP 8 Will 10 Per 12

Weight 4 kg SM -2

Basic Speed 5.5
Basic Move: 11
Land Move: 11 (13 sprint)
Climb Move: 1
Attacks
Attack Damage Reach
Bite 1d-5 cut 0
Claw 1d-5 cut 0
DR:
-0 Tough Skin
Advantages: Acute Hearing 2; Catfall; Clinging (Requires claw-holds); Combat Reflexes; Discriminatory Smell; Flexibility; Night Vision 6; Parabolic Hearing 2; Perfect Balance; Perk (fur); Sharp Claws; Sharp Teeth; Temperature Tolerance 1 (cold); Terrain Adaptation (uneven); Ultrahearing; Vibration Sense (air; based on hearing); Vibrissae

Disadvantages: Bad Sight 4 (Motion Sensitive); Callous; Careful; Quirk (Red-Green Colorblindness); Compulsive Pouncing (12-); Domestic Animal; Laziness; Nosy; Quadruped; Reduced Endurance 1; Restricted Diet (carnivore); Short Lifespan 2

Features: Born Biter 2; Tail; Purr

Skills: Climbing - 15; Intimidation - 10; Jumping - 11; Stealth - 11

>>48690762

Speed: slow
Agility: N/A
Dexterity: 2
Strength: 2
Charisma: 16
Intelligence: 4

Cantrips:
Generate cat hair

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CN Tiny animal
rogue 2/aristocrat 5

Eyes -1
Fluff +1
Tail +0
Spite +3

Burden.

I am apparently not an animal person. Fucker followed me home.

>>48711954
>Didn't come back one day
Well shit.

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>>48690762
STR 6 (It's a cat)
DEX 8 (Oh god she's so fat and gluttonous, she eats my other cat's food and barely passes through fences)
CON 10 (She takes my grandfather kicks all the time when he's at home and still likes him)
INT 1 (Look above at CON. Plus walks after you like a dog, and chases a ball after you throw it, but stays next to it and panically screams. When she walks after you, she stops at a point and waits for you to pick her up)
WIS 1 (No survival instinct, besides eating)
CHA 9001 (So cute the cat feeder in my block suggests us to have a chip on her, to track people who might want to take that lovely yet stupid furball. Attention whore in a cat.)

>>48723694
Btw her name is Mushkes (plz don't ask why, not my idea)

>>48721022
I'd give him an eyepatch if he didn't find it uncomfortable. Just because, not like its going to impede his vision much.

>Not having Solidus Snake as your pet

>>48723889
>Just because, not like its going to impede his vision much.
I am sure it would be annoying for the cat.

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Lazy as fuck. Dumb, but cute and that's all he has going for him.

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>>48726416
Will fall asleep scratching his ear.

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Cute: 10/10
Fluff: 11/10
Jumping: 10/10

Quirk: he's little butthead

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Cookie, Druid
Str 7
Int 11
Dex 14
Wis 11
Con 13
Cha 17

Bonus feats
Floof
Pacifist

Cookie is cute and fluffy as fuck, but shes retarded at cleaning her long hair so she needs regular trimming. She has never scratched me and her bites are mostly harmless, chillest cat ever. puc related

Ed, Barbarian
Str 20
Int 2
Dex 13
Wis 3
Con 20
Cha 13

Ed was a stupid motherfucker but he was built like a tank. Despite being the strongest motherfucker on the street he was a gentle giant. Ed died when he killed a snake. He wasn't bitten, he ate the head like the moron he was. A warriors death.

Ginger, Rogue
Str 15
Int 14
Dex 19
Wis 11
Con 11
Cha 8

Ginger is a neurotic spaz. He gets along poorly with people and cats, despite this when treated well he is a loving cat. Unfortunately his neuroticness means he is prone to spazzing out and scratching you even when hes comfortable.

Muffin, Matriarch
Str 13
Dex 10
Int 12
Wis 17
Con 13
Cha 18

Muffin is the fat alpha. A ruthless leader, even Ed in his prime was no match for her demeanor. When muffin wants to eat, she eats. When muffin wants you clean, you get cleaned. When muffin wants your chair, muffin gets your chair.

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>>48691090

Mine too. I miss her every day.

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>>48717430
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


worst possible fate

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Schnookie

Speed: 10ft (swim speed 40ft)
Hatred (Books)

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Cosie

Str 10
Int 8
Dex 10
Wis 12
Con 20
Cha 15

+2 spite
+1 to being a sneaky bastard

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Luna

Str 8
Int 9
Dex 11
Wis 12
Con 19
Cha 15

She's a fat bastard who sleeps all day. Great cat, though.

>>48702257
You named your cat Yuri?

After the Red Alert 2 villain? Or after /u/?

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Hidey
Str 6
Dex 18
Con 10
Int 9
Wis 17
Cha 9
Expertise stealth

Few know her, fewer still trust her not to piss on beds

>>48693021
She realized that she could get a higher kill count by spawn-camping mice in Heaven.

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Strength 1
Dexterity 15
Constitution 10
Intelligence 1 (as opposed to 2 for average ket)
Wisdom 6 (as opposed to 12 for average ket)
Charisma 15 (the reason he's still around)

hp 1 (why do cats have 4 hp in pathfinder?)
AC like 19
Speed approximately 400 miles per hour
Reflex Save +29

Skills: Catching Mice +5, Releasing Mice upstairs +5, Running into Poison Ivy +4, Resist Bath +10, Attacking Tall Grass for No Fucking Reason +5, Getting Heat Exhaustion and Not Understanding What It Is +4. Being Cuddly -1

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Odin the blind, lazy, barbarian.

Str 18 (I've actually watched him ball up his paw and hit one of our other cats so hard it made an audible thud)
Dex 2 (Being mostly blind his whole life kinda makes things...not graceful)
Con 13 (He's a bit hearty, but prone to seizures)
Wis 12 (He knows where his food, water, and litter box are within 1 hour of moving apartments and houses)
Int 4 (He might know where stuff is, but he still pretty dumb)
Cha 10 while active / 17 while resting (he always looks so damn comfy when he is chilling)

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>>48690762
-4 to lying on their back

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>>48691090
Savage. A year later and I still miss this stupid girl.

>>48693021
Cute. CUTE!

>>48697655
That's a cute floofer