Inquisitorial Penal Regiment /tg/: Arabian Nights Edition

>>48687563
I´ll take a few minutes of breather, but once my innards are convinced inside me is the best available location for them, I´ll see what I can do.
>Makes emergency sutures with a stapler

>>48687563
And before anyone asks. No we are not using it to draw a penis in the mountain.

Also... has anyone seen Hawthorne recently?

>>48687613
>lowers his hand with an annoyed look on his face
what about our faces then?

>>48687613
>Radio Crackles
Malak where in the warp are you?! And why aren't you answering the damn radio!?!

>emerges from a side room with a new prosthetic arm and a smug look on his face.
well then, looks like this trip wasn't a complete waste afterall, this new arm comes with a drinks holder don't you know.

>>48687645
Sorry about that Eisen. We had an unexpected Catachan Major drop in out of nowhere, before blowing up the Tau cannon where we're holed up, and leading us to a hidden Inquisitorial one that may or may not be working...

Also, up until a minute ago, we were kind of about 200 feet underground. But that's besides the point.

>>48687613
Mot... I swear to the Emperor...

>>48687671
Pretty sure that's called "A hand"....

>>48687607
Find by me.

>Meanwhile, in an entirely different Sector, Alice has the ship's crew performing drills while the Scanners sweep the area for anything....unusual.

>>48687773
Well whathever you're doing better do it fast! I'm the last officer standing here to make all these dogs hold the line!

Desertion rate has increased a 3%!

>Gunfire is heard on the background as well a one guy asking to not be blammed.
>BLAM

Luckily, executions for treason have also increased a 3%!

>>48687773
>you recieve a dirty look for your comment
yes quite, however this drink holder also cool or heats the drink, the things the mechanicus have come up with astounds me
>offers the man a blueberry muffin before wandering off to inspect the cannon controls.

>>48687773
>Finishes stapling
So, what are we going to shoot with this thing?

>>48687773
well you're no fun.
>with a dejected look on his face Mot would sigh.
>>48687828
nothing fun I can tell you that already.

>>48687860
I can list you 10,461 Things that fit that description, before having to stop to think about something else than my work these days...

>>48687804
I'll see what I can do Eisen. Just try not to shoot anyone if you don't have to.

>He'd quickly switch off the Vox, before turning his attention to the cannons main console.
>Unfortunately, before he could do that, he'd be forced to remove the remains of what was presumably an Inquisitoral Stormtrooper, before he was violently torn in half by one of the now destroyed servitors.
>He'd then attempt to acquire access to the massive gun using the codes that Gary had given him before heading off to... wherever it was he went when he was finally injured.

>A pleasant sounding female voice would resound.

>"Access denied. Please try again!"
W-what? Maybe I just typed it in wrong.
>He'd reenter it.
>"Access denied. Please try again!"

Ok... this is Bullshit! Let's try one more time!

>"Access denied! You obviously don't have the necessary codes to fire the cannon! I really hope you aren't in the middle of a battle, and need to fire it. Because that would suck!"

Well fuck you to asshole!

>>48687860
First off. This is Inquisitorial equipment. Secondly. I am NOT letting you people carve giant penis' and other assorted bullshit into the desert and other assorted places becUse your injured and bored!

>>48687824
No thanks.

>>48687828
Apparently nothing!
>He'd let out a rather exasperated sounding sigh, before mumbling out.

He has the fucking codes to open the windows, but NOT to fire the cannon! Fucking bullshit!

>>48687943
>>48687998
have you tried turning it off and on again?
>ducks to avoid the incoming las-shot.

>>48688006
Of course I have Mot! Also... please tell me that there isn't something else trying to kill us down here?

>Meanwhile on the surface...

ALRIGHT YOU DOGS, LISTEN UP!

WE'VE GOT THE TAU HITTING US FROM THE FRONT AND THE ORKS ON OUR REAR, THEY'RE MAKING A SANDWICH OUT OF US AND THE ONLY REASON WE'RE ACTUALLY HOLDING THE LINE RIGHT NOW IS BECAUSE I ORDERED THE KRIEGERS TO BUILD A TRENCH AROUND THIS WHOLE CAMP, WE LOOSE THE TRENCH, WE LOOSE THE CAMP!


I'M NOT GONNA LIE, THE SITUATION IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME SOMEONE SENT ME A SLAANESHI HENTAI PORNO ON MY DATASLATE! AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO END LIKE THE POOR SISTER OF BATTLE IN THAT HENTAI IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ENEMY ATTACKING US AT BOTH SIDES AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF RESORUCES!

I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS BUT I SWEAR BY THE THRONE THAT IF I HEAR ANOTHER REQUEST OF JOINING THE TAU I'M GOING TO EXECUTE THE WHOLE SQUAD INSTEAD OF JUST THE CULPRIT!

>>48688023
>he was dodging incase Malak was angry enough to shoot at him
yeah but hae you tried rebooting it on a mini Os to bypass the security?

>>48687998
I can attempt to bypass it, although I doubt Calixian codes will be of use here.

>Oddball sits in the open hatch of the Hammerhead, opening yet another bottle of the seemingly unlimited wine.
Have you tried using an access card? There's like.....uh.....one over there on that crate.

>>48688031
>shuffles in while injecting a glowing purple liquid into his arm
Eisen, pornography? Really? How crass.

>>48688097
I did not enjoy a single second of it and my dataslate wouldn't turn it off, I had to shoot the damn thing off with a boltgun.

I'm still looking for who the fuck sent me that...

>>48688094
Quite impressive driving skills. How did you fit that in here?
>Puts a few more staples in his side

>>48688115
>meanwhile a soulstone far away emits a strange noise.
>one could almost mistake it for a giggle.

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>>48688064
Yes I have Mot! I've tried everything listed in "The Guardsmen guide to using a computer: Planetary Cannon edition". We simply don't have the clearance to use the damned thing! And our local Inquisitors are either away in another sector doing fuck all, and scissoring each other, or are stuck in orbit!

>>48688068
Honestly, I'm tempted to shoot this thing, AND Gary the next time I see him.

Also... WHERE THE HELL IS HAWTHORNE! I swear to the Emperor; if she's fucking gone traitor or is having a blueberry gangbang, I'll kill her myself!

>>48688115
>stares at Eisen, eyebrows raised.
Well, when you find them, make sure you don't rub off your sick perversion. Pornography is wrong, and the people that make it are-
>he almost cracks
-sick. Very sick people indeed.

>>48688134
If you could, would you leave her cranium and brain intact?

>>48688126
Used the door sir, it's right over there.

>>48688154
That? I must commend your driving skills. I could not fit an attack bike through that.

>>48688129
>Alice pulls the Soulstone from the pocket of her uniform.
>She feels compelled to laugh along with disembodied voice.

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>>48688137
I fully intend killing the asshole when I find who it was.

With a death pendulum, I want to make the see death coming in slowly...

What he or she made me see...


it was a nightmare...

>Yawns and admires her new arm

Fucken Adeptus Mechanicus, I'm seriously considering devoting myself to cogs and machines...

So, how are we today gents?

We burning trough enemy lines or barely holding our lines?

Or are we still sitting on our asses while the FUN goes on outside?

>>48688183
>Raises an eyebrow.

>>48688176
It was......a very tight fit sir, luckily we have experience with the impossible.
Would you like some wine? Cheese? Fine Tau Lho Sticks? They try to pretend that they don't smoke, but really, they do.

>>48688206
>Ron's face slowly turns into a big open-mouthed smile
I hope you do.

>>48688115
Well, when you're done jerking it to your tentacle porn, let the Admiral know that the cannons a bust.

>>48688153
No promises Adept.

>>48688230
Uhm... thank you mylord... I guess?

What's the smile for?

>>48688214
Just sitting in this here metal box....
>Oddball taps the hull of the Hammerhead affectionately.
......inside a bigger metal box, I would be catching some rays too, but no sun.

>>48688226
Wine should do.
>>48688240
At the very least, make an attempt. It would be a waste to lose such research material, and I dislike waste quite much.

>>48688214
it seems we are trying to get this canon to work my dear, would you like a muffin? I only have blueberry left I'm afraid.
>the older man would shuffle past as he inspects the console.

>>48688224
Oh, don't worry dear, I think someone spoke of getting trolled.

>>48688248
Nothing. Nothing. I just discovered.
>he wipes his face
Something.

>>48688214
We're in the same situation as before Sergeant.
>He'd let out a sigh, before picking up his gear, and making his way towards the exit tunnel.

Gary's cannon was a bust it seems. Turns out he only had clearance to open up the place, and open its windows. Everything else, including the toilets, and the cannon itself are off limits.

Which means we're back to square one.

>>48688240
I'm sorry, Malak, but the admiral is so far unreachable, I think the Tau are jamming our comms up there.

The situation is looking pretty grim here on the surface, I've got squads lost and spread up behind enemy lines, the Tau are hitting us hard with artillery and the Orks just keep coming on our rear, the colonel and the captain are dead, the first sergeant is missing and I'm the last superior officer up here. I can hardly organize both front lines at the same time, I don't have enough manpower to do so, death rate is over the toll and...

>Muffled Explosion on the distance

Oh hell there goes our armour. We're out of leman russes now too.

>>48688260
>Oddball tosses Callidon a bottle of wine....err, Amasec.
>It is somehow perfectly chilled.

>>48688267
I'll trade you a pack of cheese for two of those muffins.

>>48688259
Bummer

>>48688267
I'll pass, wonder if there's any live-ish cogboys around? I mean there were servitors, cogboys are usually around when there's big-ass cannons and stuff around, even though it isn't a mechanicus planet, right?

I mean if this were a forge world I'd be in too focused on uh...securing imperial resources and cogboys to uh... do anything else


Either way
>The deranged sergeant stretches and yawns again

I'm good to go.

>>48688296
Well marry me and punch me in the face on a daily basis, I really can't think of something that could go wrong now.

I mean I could but that would jinx it and I mean it's never a coincidence that when someone says bad shit will happen, bad shit happens.

SO I'll stay optimistic and slap anyone who gets all pessimistic.

First one's a slap, second's a punch, and the third is summary execution to restore morale, aint that how ya 'sposed ta do the whole morale thing LT?

>>48688320
Understood Eisen! I'm on my way now!

>He'd double time it towards the now Imperial controlled Tau cannon facility.

>>48688321
you have yourself a deal my good sir
>hands over the muffins and rubs his hands together greedily.
>>48688368
>follows the man.

>>48688379
>Accepts the muffins and hands over the cheese as well as another perfectly chilled bottle of Wi- Amasec.
>Both the cheese and Amasec are of exceptional quality.

>>48688348
>The mans brow would raise slightly at her words.

First of all Sergeant... Your idea of marriage is absolutely barbaric, and utterly outdated!

Secondly. No. I refuse to marry you. And that's final!

Thirdly... if you hadn't noticed before. Everyone is there was LONG dead... as in "mummified, and skeletal" dead.

And FINALLY! I doubt this planet was ever a forge world. Considering it has less than ten million people on it.

>>48688408
enjoy yourself now
>shuffles off after Malak.

>>48688368
>Eisen would be found on the front line, organizing the troops on the trenches.

I WANT THOSE MORTARS UP AND RUNNING PRONTO! WE'VE GOT A SHITLOAD OF XENOS TO BEAT THE FUCK DOWN CHARGING THEIR WAY HERE!

YOU THREE COVER THE HEAVY WEAPONS TEAMS, I WANT THOSE HEAVY BOLTERS RAINING FIRE ON THE KROOT!

AND WHERE'S THE DAMN SCOUTS AT?! THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE AN HOUR AGO!

>>48688434
What? You thought I was serious about the marriage thing?

I'm flattered, even though you said no...

And who cares if the cogboys are a bit rusty? They're mostly metal anyway? I mean, some of 'em could still be in working order?

>The sergeant grunts
Well lieutenant, I was not briefed, so excuuuse me for wishful thinking, honestly you're one giant buzzkill.

Has there ever been a moment when you could take a joke and laugh at it?

Maybe attend to the last fantasies of the men and women who serve you, you know before they die?

I could've fought harder if I would've THOUGHT this planet is a forge world, maybe, we'll never find out now!

Whatever, let's just kill or get killed so we can all go...somewhere, and I'm going to enlist in the fucking Admech after this tour, just you watch motherfucker!

>>48688492
>He'd open up the secret door, before making his way out of the Tau Medway, and towards the second line of trenches.

Eisen! Please tell me that within the last ten minutes since we spoke, that something good has happened? Anything would be great right about now!

>There would be an almost pleading glint in the young officers battle wary eyes.

...Anything?

>>48688348
>>48688434
>>48688504
>stands awkwardly looking at the two
Uh. Language.

>>48688525
I re-established contact with a squad lost on the back lines, but only two men are alive on that squad and one of them is wounded.

>>48688504
Sergeant... I'm MORE than capable of taking a joke. But that requires that I'm not CONSTANTLY GETTING SHOT AT!

And when I rejected your marriage offer. I knew you didn't mean it.

And don't even get me started on the whole "I would have fought harder had it been a forge world" crap! You know as well as I do that, that's Bullshit!

>>48688577
>Ron continues to stare
Language.

>>48688595
>shakes his head
these young ones really need to wathc their tongues

>>48688577
>As the LT roared his respons, she got a glimpse on the serial number of his armor
>She points at the digits

Check 'em

>And with this grabs her lasgun and salutes her superior

Aye Sir.

>>48688527
>>48688595
>The sergeant, unaware of the rank of whom she spoke to, spoke out in her usual manner

Ah go fuck yourself! We're in a battlefield what do you expect? All the little children who could be hurt by our cursing are dead already!

>>48688558
>The mans eye would visibly switch at this point.
Eisen... That's hardly good news... especially when we're stuck on this sun blasted, desert rock!

>>48688527
>The mans brow would be raised questioningly at the sight of the Inquisitor.
Please don't take offense to this, Sir. But why the hell are YOU here!? I thought we didn't come down with any Inquisitors?

OI 'HUMIE WOT YA DOIN THERE

>>48688615
Right?

>>48688617
WATCH YOU LANGUAGE!
>Tags peeks out from behind Ron
There's a kid here, lady!

>>48688621
>Ron looks sidelong at Malak
I'm Inquisition, I have my ways. Plus, you know, my little brother kind of jumped out of an AIRLOCK, so maybe less questions.

>>48688621
It's the only good news I have, here.

>Hands him a set of Binoculars.

The Kroot are charging through our minefield now just ahead. The mines will do little more than slow them down, and I don't have enough men to hold this line. We might have to retreat and leave this position. The trenches won't save us from two close quarter combat assaults on both fronts. And the only reason the orks have stopped attacking us is to regroup for another attack, an attack we won't have the means to repel.

>>48688615
Oh, go deal with your broken, and missing arms!

>>48688653
that situation has already been dealt with, my new arm is rather fancy and I have been heavily sedated
>the Navigator would provide a wide smile after this statement.

>>48688645
Ah...

Right...

>She shut her mouth looking toward the front lines

>>48688645
Y-yeah! He "jumped" out an Airlock... of course Sir.... ha ha...

>Malak would cast his gaze away from that of the Inquisitor before him. Having found out how Tags had actually gotten here.

>>48688650
I honestly fucking hate my job sometimes...
>He'd let out a sigh before turning his attentions, fully onto Eisen.

Alright! Gather the men. Tell them to leave any non-essential equipment behind.

Have anyone who can, help gather the wounded. Put a round through any of the wounded who are basically holding their own guts in their hands.

After that, have everyone who's left regroup near this facilities Medway. I've got our one way out of this.

>>48688639
Uhm-... I don't like the accent of that voice...

DEATH THE THE FUCKING PRIMITIVES! YOUR GOD EMPERORS MOM IS SLANEESH! I HAVE FORSEEN IT

>>48688711
>mumbles under his breath
Also I can execute you for insubordination, but think of the children.

>>48688723
>Ron narrows his eyes at Malak
Better have jumped.

>>48688723
Right away, Liutenant.
>He'd begin organizing the men again.

>>48688732
O-oh course he did, Sir!
>Hed continue to avoid the Inquisitors gaze.
H-How else would he have gotten here... in the middle of a battlefield... filled with Orks... and Tau... ha ha...

C-certainly not by entering a Valkyrie when nobody was looking, right before it took off from the Herald... T-That would be ridiculous! A-and heretical to think such things! Ha ha...
>"Please dont find out and kill me. Please don't find out and kill me. PLEASE don't find out and kill me!"

>>48688789
>Ron's eyes burn into Malak. He definitely knows.
I'll deal with this shit later.
>he looks down at Tags, and begins to lecture him on "stranger danger" and "sexual safety". He doesn't really know how to take care of kids.

>>48688826
>He'd mumble under his breath.
I'm blameing Eisen for this..

>>48688857
hrm?
>Eisen just got that feeling of someone talking shit about him whilst organizing the retreat.

>>48688857
>stops lecturing for a moment
Well that's just irresponsible. You have an example to be setting, and blaming your subordinates for your failures does nothing but hurt your reputation, Malak.

>>48688826
>He'd walk out of ear shot of Ron.
No idea why he's giving the poor kid a lecture on pedophiles...

>>48688884
Sir! I said no such thing!

Besides...I graciously accept what failings I have as a human being! And I always strive to fix them so that I can continue to bring glory both to myself, and the God Emperor of Mankind!

>>48688889
>>48688928
>Ron looks incredibly disappointed in Malak
Lying to and insulting me is one thing, but the only one you're hurting in doing so is yourself. You need to take ownership of the things you have said, and ask yourself why you are saying them.

>the Eldars ship would exit the webway nearby.
>by nearby of course this is near Alice and nowhere near the actual regiment
>just to be clear! this is nowhere close to the regiment.
>the Eldar Autarch would chuckle and call for his Farseer.

>>48688981
here sir, the Assassinorum Facility is located on the planey below us.
>the Farseer would stand awaiting orders.

>>48689025
At last, a chance to make one blow to the Mon'Keigh for all the Ulthwe lives they've taken from the shadows...

>The autarch just stares onto the void between the planet below and the ship.

Are you certain she'll be there, farseer?

Have the winds of fate not clouded your judgement, old friend?

>>48688962
>His voice would be almost inaudible over the nearby sounds of gun fire and explosions and he mumbles something under his breath.

Because some dipshit on his phone is deciding my actions for me...

>His voice would the return to normal, as he gives the Inquisitor a crisp salute.

Understood, Sir! I'll go and reflect on my behaviour, and choice of words immediately!

>He'd then make his way around a nearby corner, before Voxing Eisen

>>48688879
Eisen! I need some good news right about now!

>>48689074
they will be here, of that I am certain and strangely I sense... I sense him sir, the Pirate Prince.
>Fra'nk would let out a sigh.

>>48688732
>Salutes in silence
Yes. Sir.

>the sergeant wanders somewhere, judging by her haste she had spotted something of value
>Before anyone could stop her she was long gone, running like a Chi'Ta yet sneaky like a Pan'Terr

>>48689084
Right. The evacuation is proceeding... fast actually, faster than expected, we'll be gone before the Kroot finish crossing the mine field.

>>48689104
This is no time for old flames, Fra'nk, center yourself on the conflict that is coming at hand. With this blow we will avenge a hundred fallen, and we will stop mankind from advancing on their research to something that could doom us all in the future.

>>48689138
>rushes over to her fellow sergeant
>She had wrapped something in...a rather questionable manner
>But she returned to her fellow sergeant, offering the thing which was neatly wrapped in cloth

Sorry?

>Why was she apologizing all of the sudden?
>Could it be the heap of stuff she has attached to her form as she has essentially stripped the battlefield clean of loot?
>Or did she wish to make a truce with the metal man?

>>48689138
... P>>48689160
lease tell me that you actually KNOW how we're going to evacuate Eisen...

>>48689180
Uh senpai.........the Eldar are in a different part of the Galaxy.

>>48689160
understood sir, it's jsut I am cautious, if the Mon'kiegh have employed him some how? he is a traitor to our kind after all but also a skilled fighter, I will warn the troops that they may encounter strange things down on the planet. do you wish my company for anything else?

>>48689180
...Please tell me that you actually KNOW how we're going to evacuate Eisen...
ignore my post above... it won't let me delete it

>>48689180
We managed to get some Valks down here, we're moving out of the area, Liutenant.

>>48689177
Mhm?

Something wrong trooper?

>>48689205
I know. My phone has a habit of fucking up at various times. For some reason, without me doing so, it copy/pasted the post number, onto my post.

>>48689206
I will oversee the battle from up here for the time being, you may go...

Fra'nk.

Warn me the very second you find her.

>>48689104
>>48689160
>A ship stops, right at a exit of the Webway
They are here, and still unsuspecting... Excellent... Today I shall feast with the suffering of the craftworlders. Prepare the boarding parties, we shall take their ship when they descend on the planet. Not a single one of you is to touch their Autarch. He is mine.

>>48689223
Yeah... no...
>He'd quickly tap his hand against a wall panel. Causing it to slide out of place, and open up into a dark tunnel wide enough for two men standing side by side, to walk through it.
This is how we're escaping. And when the fighting done, we'll come out in a few hours and finish off whats left.

>>48689286
... hrm discrete, hard to detect, jamms comms... I like it... but will we all fit in there?

>>48689267
>walks away to inspect the troops
I will come running sir.

>>48689316
Eisen.... it's an 1200 meter long tunnel that leads to an Inquisitorial base big enough to house the regiment twice over.

I'd honestly be more worried about the rogue Servitors that killed everyone stationed there, long before we showed up.

>>48689267
>>48689275
>An Officer at the sensor controls leaves his post to report his findings to Inquisitor Wellesley.
>"Mi'Lord, it appears that some Eldar are preparing to attack a seemingly un-colonized world.

Do we know who, Officer?

>"Long Range Probes in the system identify them to be Craftworld Eldar Mi'Lord, of the....Ulthwe Craftworld."

>Alice grimaces at the information.
Helmsman! Get us into position for a Warp Jump to the co-ordinates you will be sent! Return to your station Officer.

>The Fourth Horseman soon enters the warp, headed for combat with Autarch Lachance's Warhost.

>>48689380
>>48689267
>comes running back in
sir! they are coming!

>>48689267
>>48689275
>>48689322
>>48689380
>As the Eldar fleet lands on planet, the assassinorum facility springs to life. On the surface, it looks just like an expeditionary admech bunker, maintained by service servitors, but underground...


++++Xeno pressence detected++++

++++Enemy vessels landing on planet surface++++

++++Automatic defenses ready.++++
++++Combat servitors ready++++

++++Securing Polymorphine test samples++++

++++Seciromg test subjects.++++

++++Security Measures engaged, verify agents wake-up call from cryogenesys++++

++++Verified++++

>>48689380
>>48689423
Humans?! No matter. Exit the webway, strike before they have time to realize what is happening!
>A Dark Eldar cruiser appears right next to the craftworlder ship

>>48689223
I said I'm sorry...for trying to steal your uh...bitz

>>48689467
>>48689423
And they're not the only ones coming!

Land the vessel, I won't partake on a three side space combat.

>>48689316
Now are you just going to sit there. Or are you going to start sending people in? Because I don't think ee have much time before those Kroot, and the Orks come to take this Tau cannon facility for themselves.

>>48689510
understood sir, we will allow our fallen brothers and sisters to fight the mon'kiegh whilst we destroy this place.

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>>48689362
Very well then, I'll tell the men to be wary for servitors.
>>48689481
>The man's void stare would remain on the 1st sergeant for a good long set of 30 seconds.
>In silence.

You are forgiven.

>>48689423
>>48689510
>>48689481
Dark Eldar?! What do they want here?!
No matter, Engineering, transfer power from non-critical systems to point defenses and prepare troops for landing! I want the leader of that Warhost -alive-.

>Alice leaves the bridge to equip herself in full armour and join the troops in a Thunderhawk.

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>>48689561
>salutes
What's it this time, ma'am? Orks? Bugs?

>>48689561
Aye ma'm, assembling platoon.

>>48689574
Neither Captain, Eldar, both Craftworld and Commoragh.
We're taking the Warhost's leaders alive. I'm not sure what the Dark Eldar want.....but now that they're here....hrmh....this gives me an idea....
Commence operations as usual Captain, but focus your attention on Ulthwe's forces.

>>48689574
>>48689598
wrong Inquisitor guys. Alice is in an entirely different sector. Your stuck fighting Orks and Blueberries (alongside their Kroot and Gue'Vesa allies) on a former imperial desert mining world gone to the Tau.

>>48689652
... why are we after Eldar, Alice? I thought you were Ordo Malleus not Xenos...
... And what do they want of this place?

>>48689561
Archon! The humans are preparing for combat! Shall we begin our attack?
>The Archon is quiet for a moment
No. We shall descend on the world as well. Withdraw the ship to the webway and be ready to strike at a moment´s notice.

>landing on the planet the ranger would step out quickly and take position.
I see no sign of either of the two parties on the surface.

>>48689652
>the large Scion rumbles out laughter, and cracks his knuckles
I love killing the skinny ones, ma'am. Self-aggrandizing pricks, they are.
>he turns to his men, and starts yelling at them to move out

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48689510
>>48689546
>>48689561
>>48689574
>>48689686
>>48689687
>Tarantula turrets, as well as combat servitors engage every eldar unit they come into view, albeit they don't attack the imperial units unless they come too close.

Rolling for the overall effectiveness of the first laeyer of security.

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48689760
>takes pot shots at the servitors from up in a dead tree with his rifle.

>>48689686
They're Ulthwe, that's reason enough. Bastards deserve what's coming to them. As for what they want? Don't know, but that Bunker seems awfully well defended for an Exploratory Site....

>>48689759
>Alice joins the Captain and his men in their assault.
Be wary boys, looks like the Dark Eldar are doing......something, they always are.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48689760
>Advance on the Craftworld Eldar, avoiding the defensive fire as well as they can

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48689839
>Argus is enjoying himself a little too much
Let 'em plan, ma'am! Just makes it sweeter when we shove a krak down their throat anyways!
>Argus fires into the Eldar indescriminately

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48689760
>leads the men in a charge when he spots >>48689839
>spitting at the ground he redrects his mens charge.
death to the primitives!

>>48689880
My fear is naught, for my faith is strong!
>Alice charges the Eldar forces, taking a moment to fire off a few Bolts as they draw closer.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48689880
>Disguised as a stormtrooper.
>One one skilled psyker might still recognize her psichic essence though
>Shoots stalker bolter to defend Alice.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48689917
Forgot dice.

Rolled 6, 12 = 18 (2d20)

>>48689917
>>48689859
>the three forces clash as the Eldar forces split to fight both the humans and D-Eldar
death shall come swiftly to both of you!
>first roll for fighting ummies
>second roll for fighting D-Eldar

>>48689548
Eisen! Are we almost finished? BecUse I just stopped hearing mines go off!

>>48689961
These two are the last ones!
>He's helping carry the wounded

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48689960
>is yelling obscenities at both his men for not pushing forward and the Eldar for existing. You can hear the smile in his voice
Come on, you fucking whoresons! Life is too damned short to waste it standing still! We are the tempest! Show these bastards what that means!
>the troopers press on with the discipline and efficiency that only Stormtroopers have

>>48689960
>>48689945
>The Dark Eldar focus on the Craftworlders first roll
>But some of their forces engage the humans second roll with a -3

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48689960
>Is overseeing the battle, convinced that his target is still inside the assassinorum facility.

>>48689824
Po'Ter give me cover fire whilst I open the doors to the facility!

>The autarch would move closer to his objective using his warp spider jump generator

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48689960
>Alice takes a harmless blow to her Armour as a few of her men go down injured.
>She retaliates with a wide swing of her Daemonhammer.
Your ilk will pay for their crimes Witch! Surrender now and I will make it quick!

Rolled 15, 17 = 32 (2d20)

>>48690013
Welp, rolling now...

>>48689981
Clear up! Wounded secure!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48689960
>Avoids the eldar shots with rather... efficiency, even for a stormtrooper...
>She is obviously not worried of having her disguise be discovered as a disguise.
>Keeps shooting to cover Alice.

Rolled 16, 1 = 17 (2d20)

>>48690030
>side steps the blow in an almost slow and mocking manor
you have some nerve fighting us you harlot
>fires his shuriken pistol at her chest (roll 1)
>>48690013
>>48690036
>the two forces clash but seem to be in a stalemate.
>the Eldar forces make for a push (roll2)

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48690027
understood sir
>provides covering fire.
>>48690073
>noticing her prowess in battle the Eldar would stop and stare for a moment and let out a low whistle
that bitch sure can fight.

>>48690027
>Tarantula turrets easily cut his advance and keep him pinned whilst his jump pack recharges.

>>48690036
>>48689824
The Eldar (both craftworld and dark) easily fend off the first layer of Servitor security force.

>The inquisitorial party gets a warning to come no closer or they'll be fired upon.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48690144
>aims a shot at the turrets keeping his Autarch pinned

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d20)

>>48690013
>>48690036
>Several of Alice's Troops are slain by the Dark Eldar, with more focusing fire on their new attackers.

>>48690111
>Alice's face shows an unseen expression of pain under her helmet as the shurikens impact the chestplate, one finding its way into her side.
>Alice disengages and returns fire with the Stormbolter on her wrist.
And you have some nerve to talk as if you are some unstoppable force.
Really, all your people do, is screw up. Pathetic really.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48690030
>>48690186
>Argus and and squad see the Ranger, and begin to make their way towards him
Listen here, you twiggy fuck! I have been sent here by my Emperor to show you the consequences of being a filthy fucking xeno!
>they fight their way closer

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48690174
>Albeit the shot hits, it only makes one of the turrets switch targets from the autarch towards the top of the tree the ranger's staying at.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48690197
>drops from the tree and hides behind it.
shit.
>peaks around the tree for a second shot.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48690186
>once again side steps the fire and grins
says the girly who can't hit a Farseer close enough to smell your foul breath.
>steps in to slash with his sword.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48690197
>>48690215
>Using this to his benefit the autarch teleports on top of one of the turrets, trying to make the others shoot it for him.
>He'd repeat the manneuver as many times as possible.

Rolls from 2 to 5 just one turret, 6 to 10 two turrets, 11 to 15 three turrets, 16 to 19 4 turrets, 20 all the turrets. 1 the warp spider jump generator is still in overheat

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48690215
>finally close enough to actually fight the ranger, Argus starts to get serious
Come on, men! Snipers are the worst kind of coward, and doubly so if they're a XENO! Fuck up his day!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48690111
Ha! Losing touch already, Craftworlders?
>DEldar forces press on the attack

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48690243
>Alice avoids the blow with precisely 2 percent effort.
Says the Witch who can't even hit a moving wall with a sword! Really, do Ulthwe train their Farseers specifically to screw up?
>Alice raises the hammer over her head and drops it.
Lets not forget Taldeer........or Eldrad, his failure......it was -legendary-.

>>48690194
Cyril, be careful! I don't want your men dying if it can be avoided!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48690243
>Steps in with a powersword, blocking the attack easily.
I would be mindful about your words of being able to hit your mark if I were you. You don't know who can step in.

>The farseer might see delta through her stormtrooper disguise.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48690261
>sighs as he sees the man draw close
do we really have to this now? for I'm an old and frail Craftworlder who only wishes to...
>throws a throwing knife at the mans throat
kill filthy mon'kiegh like you!
>charges in to fight, holding another knife.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48690251
>Only one turret remains outside after the autarch manages to break into the facility.

>Which once again gives a warning to the inquisitorial party to stay away before firing against >>48690194

>>48690295
>is crushed beneath the hammer and screams in a mixture of you pain and anger
you dare speak his name!!
>>48690297
>sensing her he spits at the ground.
I will not be finished by you!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48690300
>Argus roars at the Eldar, throws down his gun, and grabs the shovel from his pack
I am going to make you bleed, xeno! I am a one-man apocalypse, motherfucker!

>>48690334
What are you doing here, speak and I will end you quickly.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48690434
>spits at her again
I will reveil no such secrets
>more Eldar forces rush in to engage you in combat as Fra'nk slips away.

>>48690071
>>48689961
Malak! We're ready! Close the gates!

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48690334
>Alice can only smirk under her helmet at Fra'nk lying on the ground.
Add one more notch to the Ulthwe kill count.

>>48690434
>>48690458

Trooper, kill his reinforcements and then find me that Autarch, I need him alive.
>Alice herself raises her Stormbolter at said Reinforcements and starts firing.

>>48690458
>Easily blocks the blows of enemy eldars before dropping the powerswod and revealing her phase blade to help her fight the battle with more relative ease.

Alice we shouldn't be here. THEY shouldn't be here, the Dark Eldar shouldn't be here. We need to clean this up quickly and go.

>>48690336
>runs away.
>trips up.
>falls flat on his face.
>his neck is stabeed multiple times by the shovel.
>lying on the ground bleeding out.

>>48690336
>>48690507
>>48690495
Fires again against the Imperial forces

>>48690495
>>48690497
>runs away to the Autarch
sir! they are coming for you!

What is happening

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48690551
>Is found inside the facility fighting two callidus assassins at once...
>Oddly enough these assassins are wearing... a different gear than standard assassin gear.

Indeed! We, certainly found what we were looking for.

>He strikes swiftly at both of them.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48690336
>>48690507
Excellent work Cyril! I think a raise is in the works!

>>48690497
But as long as the Dark Eldar are here then we can make a deal. Don't worry, just keep yourself alive.

>>48690538
>The Imperial Forces switch the attention of their unengaged units to the seemingly defective defenses.

>>48690459
>He'd enter in through the door, before using the keypad on the opposite side to close it.

Alright... now we hope and pray that neither the Orks, nor the Tau blow open a hole anywhere along that wall.

In the meantime, let's get everyone into the base up ahead.

>>48690507
I am the Emperor's vengeance upon the galaxy, vermin! Warpstorms WISH they had the power I have! The hate I have for all inhuman life is endless!

>>48690538
>Argus turns to the facility, broadcasting his rage over the vox as his men fall
Every death fuels my burning passion for justice! Only cowards hide behind thick-walled fortresses!

>>48690618
>comes back to the Inquisitor
I serve my Emperor with the fervor he demands, no more ma'am!

>>48690635
Understood. Know how to guide yourself around this place? Any traps we should be wary of?

>>48690601
Alice is on another planet doing min character things. The regiment has decided to use the old Inquisitor base to hide until the local Ork and Tau forces wipe each other out, before coming out o finish them off. Comms are out with the fleet. nd the Inquisitorial bases cannon in inoperable due to no one having proper clearance to use it (Gary's wasn't high enough and the computer is an asshole)

>>48690666
There shouldn't be any left inside the tunnel. Just mind the path. Had to blow a few combat servitors to hell after I got split up from Gary and the others.

>>48690618
>The remaining turret is destroyed.

>>48690617
>Both assassins die from the same swing.

>>48690737
>Alice gathers her Retinue and pushes towards the Bunker.
Whatever the Eldar want, must be in here.....that means their boss is in here.....

>coughing up blood the Eldar would be leaning against a tree out of sight from the battle.
shit, so this is how it ends...
>he shakes his head and start to crawl towards a Dark Eldar ship in an attempt to steal it.

>>48690769
>steps out to meet her.
we meet again, where is Larrs!?
>his eyes flash with anger.

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48690618
>>48690639
>>48690617
>>48690551
>>48690769
>The Dark Eldar forces center their strength of the assault on getting onto the facility too, albeit the leave some troops behind to fight the Mon'Keigh.

>>48690771
>They're totally impervious to this.

>>48690693
Lieutenant, we are finally beating the Ork forces back. The tau are not faring very well themselves.

>>48690769
>>48690800
>Looks at Alice.
Something I should know about?

>>48690833
>Hears her voice.
>Turns his attention from attacking the Assassinorum Facility towards facing Delta.

You...

I was waiting to see you in battle again.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48690769
>>48690800
>looks at Alice, then at the Eldar
Can I ki-

>>48690811
>turns to face the Dark Eldar, and pounds his chest
What, do you think the spikes are going to scare us, aliens? I'll show you what TRUE fear is!
>the stormtroopers fire back

>>48690724
>The ground above begins to violently shake, as the Orks and Tau forces begin to clash at the cannon control facility above. Causing little pieces of dust and debris to fall from the rock tunnel above.
>The amount of ordinance going off above would seem to indicate quite a large tank battle going on above. That... or B'Orks entire force is running towards the Tau whilst going, "Allah Akbar" on the surface above.
>Malal's let's out a sigh of relief as he makes he way towards hidden Inquisitorial facility. Personally glad to be away from it all for now.

So how many are left Eisen? I need numbers before I can draw up a proper plan...

Also... see if you can't reach Admiral or his battle group. I'd hate to be stranded down here as the only remaining officer.

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>>48690869
>The attack course ends on a halt as the eldar recieve fire.

>They swiftly move into cover, some of them breaking off to move towards the Eldar Autarch.

Kill the others, the Autarch is mine.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48690869
>the Elar forces clash with yours.
>they move to push.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48690800
From last I recall he was killed in action by Xeno Forces......while with a Penal Regiment.
>Alice looks rather non-plussed.
I broke you once, I really doubt you wish me to break you again before you can recover your beloved.

>>48690811
>Several Imperials go down injured, some critically so, before the forces remaining outside return fire.
Dice 4 Derk Uldur

>>48690833
>>48690860
Not rea-

>Alice immediately spins to face the Autarch.
You! I will have you in binders you pathetic Witch.
Sam! Deal with the Farseer, this asshole is mine.
>Alice charges the Autarch.

>>48690869
Kill wnhoever you see fit Captain!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48690951
you lie! I sense his presense here!
>charges at her.

>>48690907
Barely 250 men from those who made it landfall with me...

I've been trying to restablish contact with the fleet but so far it's been-
>>48690824
Liutenant! We've got signal!

>>48690824
Huh...?
>He'd active his Vox.

Admir- *static*... what's hap- *static* *static*... we're currently under-*static and even more static*... Tau and Orks are right on top of us! We may lose-*static filled static, mixed with the ever present taste of more static*... -old out as long as we can befor- *Do you like all this static?*
>The Vox would cut out at this point.

Shit... I guess we're to deep for him to hear us... oh well. As long as he got the message, then we should be fine.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48690934
>>48690942
>many stormtroopers are dying, but despite heavy losses the line continues only falls back a couple meters. Argus takes a shot to the face, removing the lower portion of his mask (and a chunk of flesh with it).

>>48690951
>bleeding, Argus yells to Alice
But ma'am! I don't think I have enough ammunition to take on the galaxy!

>laughing, the stormtroopers keep firing

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>48691002
>the Eldar forces push you down further, past the ranks you see Po'ter running/limping away.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48690951
>Using the warp spider jump generator, the autarch easily teleports pats Alice, letting the Farseer deal with her, ending next to Delta. Pointing his sword at her.

You killed my wife... Now I am here to reclaim the Soulstone you took from her.

>He'd attack before letting the assassin answer.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48691023
>rage fills Argus at the sight of the Ranger, but his discipline keeps him in place
I will kill you, coward! I will hound you to the edge of beyond until I have my satisfaction!

>and so the stormtroopers fight on

>>48690982
what everyone in the tunnel actually heard.

Admiral! This is Lieutenant Ordenius responding! What's happening up there? You're not coming in very clearly. We're currently underground and are headed towards the old Inqusitorial base. The Orks and the Tau are right on top of us! We may lose contact with the fleet due to how deep underground we are. The cannon is also a bust. No one here had the clearance to activate it. Be advised. We're going to hold out as long as we can down here before we make our way back towards the surface. Hopefully we'll be able to take out any remaining forces above us. Over!

>>48690982
Lieutenant? Lieutenant! Damn it! Master gunner, initiate orbital bombardment of the tau and ork bases of operations. Maybe we can buy the regiment some time.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48691057
>The attack easily breaks through the Inquisitorial stormtrooper gear she's been using as a disguise, removing the armor plate from her chest.

You'll have to specify, I've killed many eldar on my job...

But I only remember taking one of these gems you carry around... "soulstones" I think you called them... what's so important about them?

>She tries swinging her blade against the Autarch.

>>48690972
>He'd turn his head towards the cyborg Sergeant
Do you think any of that got through to him?

>>48691134
I have been trying to buff our radio's transmission power as you were talking, probably something will have arrived, but there's a big chance it will be filled with interferences.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48690971
>Alice is knocked back by -X- pounds of thoroughly enraged Eldar charging at her.
>She is also probably stabbed somewhere vaguely important.
I don't lie. He died. He just so happened to have a Soulstone on him when he died. A shame about his passing really. I actually liked him.
>Alice returns the attack with several swings of a Daemonhammer, each harder than the first.

>>48691057
>Alice does some mental gymnastics at the mention of his wife's Soulstone being taken from her after death.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48691180
he's not dead!
>there are tears in his eyes
he's not dead!
>swings his wraithbone blade at her
give him back!

>>48691128
>The phaseblade goes right through the armor and onto the arm he was holding his blade with, disarming him [Pun Intended].
Do it... you're nothing than a rabid animal after all, finish the job and kill me, finish my legacy. You've already killed my wife and my unborn son with her...

Ayy yo what precisely is going on right now

>>48691166
Great...
>He'd continue making his way towards the main facility door. Taking a moment to jump over the still smoming remains of a servitor he'd been forced to destroy.
Well, hopefully they don't decide to leave here without us. As much as Hawthorne likes to back it up. I don't feel like surrendering to the Taus greater good just yet.

>>48691209
U-unborn child...?
>The mention of this makes the assassin back off.

>>48691206
>Alice counters the clumsy swing with a repeat from the Daemonhammer.
He is. He was killed. His Soulstone activated successfully.

>>48691209
>>48691251
No, I think not. Restrain him and see to his wounds. Sam. Restrain him.

>>48691240
That's good, I'd have to execute you for treason if you felt like surrendering to the Tau.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48691272
Forgot Roll

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48691272
>throwing his sword away he takes advantage of the clumsly swing by attempting to pin Alice to the ground swiping at her throat.
give him back!

>>48691234
>on
the regiment is in two places. Two of our Inquisitorial lords are doing g their own thing against the elder/dark Eldar. Whilst the actual regiment is fighting on a former Imperial mining and desert world called Syventi IV (Now known as "Aur'Sen'Var" by the Tau when they willing joined up.) Against a massive and suicidal Ork Waaaaagh(they're LITTERALLY suicide bombers) and the Taus fire warriors and Gue'Vesa allies. With what's left of our forces hiding under ground as the fleet prepares to bomb a quarter of the planet or something like that.

>>48691272
>>48691251
>>48691209
>Slow clap from the shadows.

>The clap is slowly building up some speed but doesn't kind of become an actual normal-speed clap as the archon comes out of the shadows.

Marvelous, brilliant, perfect dama, so much suffering and untold mysteries! I could just sit here for the whole soap opera but...

>The other Dark Eldar that slipped away past Argus walk in.

I'm afraid I'll be taking that Autarch with me. And possibly the remains of all of you too, I have so many toys I want to try with him back home! I can't let you Mon'Keigh run my fun!

>>48691282
And I'd have to execute you for going against my orders.
>He'd give a small chuckle as a grin crosses his face.

>>48691313
>Alice deflects sword swing with her gauntlet and counters with another Hammer swing.
No.....I think........-not-. He is pledged to another.

>>48691343
>With her right hand free, Alice aims her Stormbolter at the Autarch's head.
I'm afraid I can't allow that......unless.....you're willing to make a trade.

>>48691343
>Argus runs in with the last of the Stormtoopers
Ma'am, they've broken through, w-
>sees the Archon
Oh, a guest. I love to entertain.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48691394
Forgot roll. Again.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48691394
enough of your lies!
>tries to headbutt her.

>>48691344
Heh... wonder if the inquisition had some provisions down here, our food reserves were ending.

>>48691282
>The young officer would chuckle cheerily as he smiles at the cyborg Sergeant.

And I'd have to kill you for going against my orders sergeant. And for trying to kill me!

>>48691439
ignore this post. It wasn't showing my previous post so I tried reposting it with some editing.

>>48691397
>With a whistle, he'd order the Eldar that came with him to engage the stormtroopers.

>>48691394
Oh you're in no position of power for that, young lady. You kill him and I take you and your troops instead of him, you don't kill him, and I take you, your troops and him with me.

Besides trading? Why do you think I'd do that with a filthy Mon'Keight such as you?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48691422
>Alice is knocked back as Fra'nk's head hit's her chestplate and counters with a kick before moving back, closer to Lucien.
I tell no lies, unlike yourself, I actually have honour. Your 'love' himself fell in love with a Guardsman, nice girl, think you'd like her.

>>48691394
>the archon's hired scourges have swooped in
>they point their splinter cannons as Alice
If he dies, so will you. Only... yours will take so much longer...

>>48691425
If they've got any food down here, in must bw centuries old sergeant.

Besides... how the hell do you want anyways? You're almost entirely cyborg at thi-
>The ground above would begin to heavily shake.

...What the hell was that?
>The shaking would begin to worsen at this point.

Seriously... the ground shouldn't be shaking this much right now!
>There would be a worried look upon the mans face.

>>48691510
>takes the kick without flinching
>pulls himself away from her and into a huddle
>whispering to himself
no...

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>48691498
>>48691512
>Argus bellows at the Archon
Call your puppets, xeno! I will clip their wings! I will send them to the Daevil himself! I AM DEATH! FIRE, MEN!
>the stormtroopers open up on the flying Eldar

>>48691510
ya, before falling in-love with an old dark Eldar flame! By the way. Where the hell is her player?

>>48691516
Tremor? Is there any chance this facility will fall upon us?

>>48691551
Here

>>48691498
>>48691512
Well.......here's the thing right me ol' china....whatever a 'china' is....if you try and kill -me-.......then my ship will.......well.....remove this place from existence, including all of us. Slaanesh will not be gentle with you, it wasn't with Eldrad after all.
Or.....you could trade me one simple object for the Autarch and -all- the Eldar Prisoners we captured today. It's a fair deal.

>>48691551
Guy that plays Eisen and Delta also played Kara. But Kara was......captured for....reasons.

Rolled 13, 14 = 27 (2d20)

>>48691545
Death comes for you, guardsman!
>Braesqar's squad opens fire while he closes in for melee with his agonizer claw

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>>48691586
Or rather, whip.

>>48691552
Do not jink us Eisen.

>>48691552
God I hope not! Besides! There shouldn't BE any tremors happening! The nearest tectonic plate is several hundred miles away!

>The ground would begins shaking worse then before.
>Little would the regiment know, but the orbital bombardment had already started.

Let's just hurry into the base!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48691586
>two stormtroopers are caught, and take serious wounds. Argus is not impressed.
Foolish xenos, Death came for me long ago, and I KILLED THE BASTARD! ONLY THE EMPEROR WILL DECIDE WHEN I DIE! But for you it is I who will end you here and now!

>>48691579
I meant Sam.

>>48691568
Huh, didn't know that! Malaks been both trying to find her (yet also avoid her) since he ordered Larrs death.

>>48691579
Oh don't be ridiculous. I've made my deals with the haemonculus, I die here and in less than 24 hours my soul will be back in a new body built just for me, quickly enough so that Slaanesh will not be able to claim my soul.

But you've got me all interested now, not saying I'm in for the deal, but... what item is it you want?

>His Incubii guard is paying attention to the battle between the scourges and the stormtroopers, as well as Delta.

>>48691637
No, I mean I also played Kara. You asked for Kara

>>48691605
>>48691607
I agree! Let's make haste, help me with the wounded here, I'm not leaving any loyal trooper behind.

>He inmediately helps carrying the wonded quickly towards the base.

>>48691607
>He'd quickly insert the access code into the terminal next to the main door. Even as a pair of destroyed and still smoking Tarantula turrets sit smoking next to it.

>>48691638
Well......I know for a fact that there are Incubi among your Host, I'm not stupid, neither are you, so you wouldn't hide that fact.
I also know for a fact that said Incubi have a way to take a Soulstone and.....'change' it in such a way that the soul trapped inside will suffer eternal anguish.
I also know that being in the immediate proximity of such a changed Soulstone allows a Dark Eldar to live without -needing- to torture anyone. I figure one of these Ulthwe dogs will do for the creation of one.

Oh....also, could you perhaps tell your men to stop shooting at my stormtroopers? It's much better to hear the suffering of the Eldar, as well as feel it, without all this unneeded fighting, yes?

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Rolled 5, 16 = 21 (2d20)

>>48691614
>the scourges take hits, but the pain only serves to make them fight harder
>they fire back
You think that I can be killed by a primitive such as yourself!? You should be taught a lesson in humility.
>He slashes at Argus with his agoniser

>>48691658
nope! I meant Sam Hawthorne. Our local Gue'Vesa on Inquisitorial Loan!

>>48691676
Come on people! Let's GO!
>He'd motion for troops to enter the base.
Watch your step people! Plenty of broken servitors and mummified Inquisitorial stormtroopers are lying about, ready to trip you.

>>48691714
No... I think not, I like the sound of death around me when I talk bussiness.

Pray tell, why would a Human like you want something that is only useful for a Dark Eldar?

>>48691722
>the srormtroopers are doing and excellent job of avoiding the enemy's shots, but Argus is not trying to dodge. He takes the hit from the agoniser.
Humility, from an arrogant and self-righteous Eldar? I live and die for my Emperor. A cause greater than any human in the galaxy. You, though. You know nothing. If you did, you would know one thing.
>blood flowing from his chest, Argus swings his shovel
I AM THE END OF ALL THINGS!

>>48691741
>Brings the wounded inside, making sure none of them trips on the way in.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>48691772

>>48691741
Don't wanna end like em' don't we? Keep moving, lets get out of this horrid place.

>Runs from around the corner with a trail of toilet paper following him, clutching his trusty standard-issue las rifle in one hand and a non-standard issue toilet plunger in the other

Private Peepers reporting for duty!

>Salutes with the plunger

Latrine duty finished sir! What did i miss?

Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d20)

>>48691772
>the solarite catches Argus' arm mid-swing
Then I am Ynnead incarnate.
>he attempts to break the captain's wrist as his squad continues laying down direct fire

>>48691765
Perhaps I simply want to feel the suffering of the Ulthwe whelp as they realize that they are damned to suffer for all eternity? That would be use enough.....but no....I know of someone who -could- use it, thus I wish it made. Oh, and, could you at least order one of your men to remove his Jumppack? I would do it myself....but Bolts would probably kill him in his state.

>>48691799
I think you misunderstand Rex. We're his g here until the Orks and Tau above us finish killing each other.

>>48691808
W-what!? L-latrine-!? What the hell are you talking about trooper!?!

>the ranger manages to crawl his way to his ship and locks himself inside, collapsig into the medbay he does his best to fix himself up.
stupid Mon'kiegh!

Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)

>>48691813
>the stormtroopers keep fighting as Argus breaks the Eldar's grip
Ignorance! The black heart of a billion dying stars cannot hold a candle to the absolute annihilation I will bring to you and your kind!
>he swings again

>>48691846
>Even as deep as they are, the ground above would continur to violently shake. As the orbital bombardment continues.

Ok... there's no way that all this shaking is being caused by ork suicide bombers!

>>48691820
Hmhmhmhm. I have one idea.

Your second against my second, if your warrior wins, I will take the eldar prisonners and maybe, make it sure one of the Incubus' Tormentors reaches your hands... if my second wins though. I will take all of you. ALL of you, including those in orbit to be my prisonners in Commorragh, to fight in the dark arenas for my amusement.

>>48691846
Latrine Duty, mr. Lt. Sir!

Orders were "the bowls must be clean enough to eat from" all 200 of them
it took a while but i got it done, for the emperor.

>holsters his plunger and readies his las

Ready to kill the xenos, sir!

Rolled 5, 20, 10 = 35 (3d20)

>>48691860
>the scourges dance out of the way of the incoming fire, and answer again with their shardcannons
>Braesqar's right wing is severed
You have only served to delay your torment! I will personally drag you screaming into the dark city!
>he leaps away from Argus and into the group of stormtroopers, slashing with his whip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU

>>48691857
>cursing at the gaping wound in his neck he eventually fixes himself up and attempts to conntact anybody he can find.

>>48691911
>The man would be silent for a LONG moment. Only the Thumping, and booming from the surface filling the void.

...Sergeant Eisen! Step forward right now!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48691929
>all of the stormtroopers are either cut down by the flying Scourges or by Braesqar. Argus stands still. Then
Only in death does duty end. Do you think this demoralizes me? This is a glorious day indeed, for no matter the end, I will have brought the Emperor glory.
>Argus shakes his head and raises his shovel
The Emperor watches me! The Emperor empowers me! I am HONOURED to have such an opportunity to die fighting!
>Argus charges Braesqar

>>48691910
The 'Tormentor' is handed over as I hand over the Archon and I could agree. Maybe.

>>48691939
Comes out from helping the wounded.

Sir?

Rolled 5, 7 = 12 (2d20)

>>48691968
I will ensure that your duty does not end for a long time. Take him alive!
>he sets his agoniser to maximum pain
>the scourges fire at his limbs

>>48691985

>Stands ready for orders, holding his las like he was drilled, with the thousand yard stare on his face, scarred from the horrors he faced in the latrines

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>>48691982
If my second dies, you can take his tormentor, alright.

>An incubus steps forward.

>>48691994
>Argus roars
I am His will! You will not survive! He will not stand for it! You dishonour your race with your attempts at defiance!
>Argus swings at Braesqar

Rolled 17, 12, 17, 10 = 56 (4d20)

>>48691994
>momentarily switches her aim from the Autarch to the Scourges and fires a hail of bolts.
>Several really.
>It's more like a monsoon of bolts.
And I wouldn't think of firing back, 'mommy and daddy' are discussing 'grown up stuff'.

>>48691985
Sergeant! Can you explain to me WHY you had >>48691911 this man cleaning broken Tau toilets instead of fighting on the front line? Because I damn well can't!
>In the meantime, the orbital bombardment would continue on

AND COULD SOMEBODY FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT SHAKING IS!?!

>>48692022
>Blinks twice.
>Aims stalker bolter and shoots.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48692028

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48692046
Obviously I forgot the roll for the god damn high noon

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>in the midst of the fighting he attempts to slip away.

>>48692060
oh would you look at the time!

>>48692033
>>48692028
>the scourges are cut down
>Braesqar lies on the floor, choking on his own blood
I... *cough* I will not stop until *cough* you are a slave of commoragh...
>he passes, but you get the feeling this isn't the last you've seen of him

>>48692040
I didn't even know he existed, Liutenant, he was probably ordered to do so from one of the higher-ups before he died. Son for how long have you been on latrine duty?

>>48692040
Do we really wanna know? We could just go out and kill the xenos. Leave the shaking where it is.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48692046
Ohoh such a dirty player she is, I like it.

Kill her.

>The Incubus lunges forward, swinging his blades

>>48691936
>>48692063
>the Farseer would then run towards the rangers ship and slip aboard.

>>48692083
>Argus screams his throat raw as he continuously stomps on Braesqar's head
I WILL COME FOR YOU, ELDAR! THERE WILL BE NO RESPITE FROM ME ENDLESS PURSUIT! I WILL HUNT YOU UNTIL TIME CEASES TO HAVE MEANING, AND THE ONLY LIVING THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE ARE YOU, ME, AND THE HATRED I HOLD IN MY HEART!

>>48692090

>Salutes again

I lost track of time after day three of latrine duty, Seargant Sir!

>he looks malnourished and pale, but his eyes show the willingness to serve the emperor, from the sewers to the battlefields, he is ready.

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>>48692074
It's 3 P.M.

What the fuck

>>48692022
>>48692046
........I taught you better than that dear, this is sloppy work.

>>48692083
Nah, I choose unending service to the Emperor.

>>48692113
>Alice starts whistling innocently and ever so covertly parks her Daemonhammer right in the Incubus' way.
>With the Powerfield still on.
>It's right where his face will be.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48692113
>The blow is devastating, it instantly disarms her from the stalker bolter and leaves an open wound between both shoulders.

>The assassin retaliates, jumping forward with righteous fury and a Phase Blade.

>>48692091
If you want to do that, than be my guest Rex! But should you disobey my orders, you'll be doing it alone.
>He'd motion towards the bases main door. A pleasant smile on his face
And don't let the Tau or Orks know where the secret door is. I'd rather not deal with several thousand Orks and Tau with only 250 men. Many of which are wounded.

>>48692147
it 4pm here (though technically at the time of posting it's 3:55 for me)

>>48692195
No I mean it's far from being noon for Delta.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48692163
>>48692161
>The Incubus parries the next assassin's swing and stops advancing the moment the hammer is placed on the middle, jumping and kicking it so it may be used against delta.

>>48692206
went way over my head!

>>48692172
You got no jurisdiction over me, were the same fucking rank.

>Johan feels his wounded chest.

Oh yeah, wounds.

I now vote to sit tight and let the tremors be. For all we know it could be a Carnifex, or a Gargant.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48692216
>ducks below the hammer swing and tries to stab the incubus as he falls.

>the ship leaves the planets orbit with the Ranger and Farseer safely aboard.
>they'll be back though.

>>48692216
>It turns out that someone in powered armour has more strength than a Dark Eldar who decided to -stop- has momentum.
>The Hammer moves like an inch.
>She laughs.

>>48692141
As I said the higher ups ordered him to do that before they died.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48692274
>The archon laughs at the cheating coming from the Mon'Keigh

Oh these ones are more entertaining than what I thought they'd be. Very well I'll put the odds on my favour too.

>He attempts to shoot Delta's legs. As his second is having trouble getting up.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48692313
>Alice takes the attack in good stride.
>She aims her Stormbolter at the Incubus' legs and fires a few times.

>>48692313
>Rolls aside to avoid the shots.

Alice, dear, I could use an impulse for my next manneuver.

>>48692284

I am happy to report my latrine duty to be fufilled,
i was supposed to report to my CO for further orders, but he is KIA

protocol follows to join an existing squad upon death of CO,
so what are your orders, Seagant?

>Salutes again, third time in a row

>>48692334
>Alice says nothing, only angles the hammer so that one would find it easier to climb up if one is where LIX is.

>>48692313
>>48692333
>breathing heavily, Argus looks at the strange scene unfolding before him, but decides it isn't worth thinking about
Ma'am, what are your orders? It would appear as if I am the only surviving stormtrooper.

>>48692355
welcome aboard, may the emperor have mercy on your soul.
>offers the guardsman a muffin.

>>48692355
At ease, trooper. Help with the wounded... we need as many men as we can get with a gun on them if we are to survive, so their fast recovery is our first priority right now.

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>48692374
>LIX runs towards the hammer and jumps, hoping it to be used as an improvised catapult towards against the Incubus and past the Archon's shots.
>She readies her phase blade should she land on the Incubus as intended.
(+5 because impulse)

>>48692243
Exactly Rex, so sit your ass down. Let what few medics we have left deal with your injuries. And let me do my damn job in leading the our remaining forces!

>>48692284
I REALLY hate my job sometimes...
>He'd sigh before continueing.
Alright Eisen. See if there isn't some form of communications terminal around here. I bet fleet can tell us what the hell's going on around here.

>>48692141
And you! I don't know WHO the hell you are, but I'm assigning you to Eisen! Help him out with whatever it is he needs.

>>48692380
For now, tend to your wounds, I think the rest of my Retinue is still around here somewhere, probably with the Eldar captives, they'll be able to help if you want.
Grab ammo if you need it......drink something, eat something. Just don't die.

>>48692386
Thank you for the meal
>Devours the mufflin like a starving animal

>>48692396
>salutes again, licking the crumbs off his palm
For the emperor, sir
it shall be done!

Point me at those in need and i will ease their pain
>readies his lasgun, thinks a bit and slowly lowers it, rather takes out a standard issue medkit

>>48692438
>Argus touches his face, and looks down at his chest
Aw, fuck. Didn't even notice. Alright then, better go find someone with surgical experience. Good luck with whatever the fuck this is.

>>48692433
>>48692141
Will do, liutenant. Trooper if you have any questions don't doubt looking for me.

>He goes to do his assigned task

>>48692433
I don't wanna sit down were low in sedatives.

>>48692141
Private! Find me a pillow. I'm gonna nap. Wake me when Eisen smooches a Kroot or something.

>>48692386
I still have no idea WHY you decided to come down here... you could have been safe on-board the Herald right about now. But since you're here, do what you can to help out. See if you can't find a way to turn on the power for this dump. Thrre must be some sort of generator around here.

>>48692428
>Slow clapping as the corpse of the Incubus reaches the floor.

Well such a disappointment to not be able to take you to the arenas... you'd make such a show...

As I promised I'll keep my end of the bargain, you can get the tormentor of my second's corpse. Now, will you uphold your end?

>>48692484
I came here to amuse myself if we're being frank.
I shall search for one as you wish.
>bows stiffly and moves to find a generator
FOUND IT!
>kicks the generator which sparks into life.

>>48692481
>The junior officer would force himself to stifle a chuckle at the thought of Eisen slipping the tongue to a Kroot.
>His face would be bright red as he bites down on his lower lip in an effort to keep quiet. His lips quivering horribly as the pain of not laughing.