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>>48673838
I punch Dave it the face for being a faggot again.

>>48673848

/Thread

This is why Dave the DM doesn't let us play opposite genders anymore.

>>48673838
Rough hatesex.

>>48673862
Who said anything about opposite genders?

>>48673862
Wait, is there more than one Dave?

>>48673838
Reward her for her service.

http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/164273#search=Mercy

>>48673838

Look, I'll do anything she wants just so long as she keeps the healing light away from me.

Seriously, last time she cast lay on hands I actively morphed into my true eldritch form and was a useless pile of tentacles and eyes for a whole day.

Bullied

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>>48673838
But I'm the party healer. Do I turn into a flower?

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"Fallen" can mean a couple different things here.

>>48674016
Of course. There's Dave the DM, Creepy Dave, the Dave that always brings pizza, Big Dave, Bigger Dave, Not so Big Dave, just Dave, and Steve.

>>48674358
How'd you guys meet?

Refuse out of fear of her safety.

>>48673838
God dammit, not another thread about paladins falling!

>>48674436
Dave introduced us.

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>>48673899
The only real choice here.

>>48674053
>that lone comment
fucking footfags, I swear

>>48674336

Boner you sick fuck.

>>48674358
Don't forget Super Dave.
Not to be confused with the other Super Dave.

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>>48674931
There's nothing wrong with being aroused by a full-figured woman.

>>48674358
You made friends with an actual clone army. Why do you know so many Daves?

>>48674358
>why can't I hold all these daves?

And I thought my group was a little stereotypical for having just one dave.

>>48674358

At that point, I'd be calling everybody by their surnames.

>>48673838

Fuck who spilled my potions!?

>>48673838
Fuck the healer in the butt

>>48673838
I mean this is pretty much already how it is in my game.

I am the healer and also an arrogant douchebag.

>>48674358
What about Dangerous Dave, anon?

>>48674358
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>>48675917
A plausible side story for homestuck

>>48673838
I am the party's healer.

>>48676305
You little narcissistic fuck.

>>48676320
That's the problem with taking Attractive and Very Attractive as my starting Edges. Mirrors are my greatest weakness.

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>>48673838
I am incapable of reciprocating their affections. I must apologize.

>>48674358
Don't forget Gary.

>>48676490
We'll never forget Gary. It was too soon man, way too soon.

>>48674358
You tell 'em, Steve-Dave.

>>48676490
>>48676545
Gary?
GARY KING?
That fucking gobshite who never grew up until it was too late?
Fuck him, mate.

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>>48674358
>Big Dave

For you

>>48674336

You know, I never understood this series. I always assumed that when a girl turned corrupted and evil, she would promptly fuck anyone except you.

Like, why go for her boring dude? She can have plenty of sex with the villain, cultists, the undead - and, in a pinch, animals.

>>48676755
Because it's an escapist fantasy made for depressed and lonely japanese people.

>>48676882

Maybe it's just me, but I honestly enjoy making fantasies like that backfire as much as possible.

I mean, I see a corrupted girl just being malicious, spiteful and vicious as hell, because she's finally saying all that she really wants to say.

>>48673838
Unless the parties healer is domineering and takes control of the relationship, ignore. Submissive fuckwads are not worth my time.

>>48674358
What happened to Black Dave and White Dave?

>>48674358
Daves of our lives

>>48674358
Don't tell me you forgot about Medium Dave?

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Why did they have to make Isabelle such a precious flower?

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>>48676741
Goddamn this image makes me so mad at how well-done it is

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>>48673838
Out of character, tell the girl playing our bard that I'm okay with shipping the characters as long as there's no ERP bullshit or session-interrupting, cringe-inducing "flirtation" going on. Leave the details out and keep the relationship implicit, except maybe when we either finish the campaign or when one of our characters dies, then a tasteful pouring-out of RP emotions may ensue.

In character, considering my young fighter's subpar charisma and RNG, probably blush and bumble his way into a low-key relationship, up until bardgirl dies or they defeat BBEG and he asks her to join him on a quest unify a desert full of nomad tribes or some shit.

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>>48677108

Baneposting is love

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As a Droid, I'm not sure if I can reciprocate their affections.
Regardless, I can attach a dildo to my chassis and satisfy their carnal needs.

>>48677492
Could you just make it into a full Dune setting?

>>48677601
more!

>>48676970
Daves of future past.
The Dave after tomorrow.
Die another Dave.

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>>48674336
>character worships war/slaughter/destruction god, swore vow of celibacy because procreation is the opposite of destruction

THIS IS NOT MY JOB, HEALER/APPARENTLY FERTILITY PRIESTESS

THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB

>>48677823
Dave of the Dead
Daves of Thunder
Independence Dave

>>48673838

The party medic is wanted for crimes against humanity and has all the charm and bedside manner of a concentration camp doctor. My character thus does what she always does in situations like this; create a nest of monitors and computers, bolt the door shut and communicate only via drone for the foreseeable future.

I try my best to demonstrate that high elves, and elves in general, are not all irredeemable sluts.

I fail miserably.

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>>48677698
I doubt it. Essentially, it's an Egyptian-themed desert world campaign with dinosaurs 'n shit where everything got fucked by a big-ass meteorite because powerhungry spellcasters pissed off the god of retribution, hence the widespread distrust of mages of all kinds. Somehow, this has ended up making my tore-up-from-the-floor-up fighter into party face, because our smartass sorcerer can't let our bard be a bard in secret.

>>48677995
Terminator 2:Judgement Dave.
Ferris beullers Dave off.
The Dave the earth stood still.

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>>48673838
Confusion.

I mean, this is an all-monster party, and Dragon Turtles do not good lovers make, especially not for sphinxes.

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>>48678116
...I want to play in your setting

>>48673838
Constant cock teasing, eventually snu snu and chastity belt to keep him mine

>>48678535
>Dragon Turtles do not good lovers make

Shows what you know.

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>>48678551
Getting back to the original topic, I was actually planning on making a few jabs at my character being interested in the bard to see how it'd go over with the group before stumbling into this thread. Seeing as her character's ex-bf is a political official in the city we're currently in, some of the aforementioned blushing and bumbling may occur.

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>>48678535
>Not wanting monster dick

>>48678678
>>48679790
Anons, you don't understand.

I'm the Dragon Turtle, the sphinx is the healer. None of this makes sense.

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>>48680015
Love doesn't make sense!

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>>48673838
I mean, the party's healer is a dead burn victim that allah ackbar'd a dragon because all but one of us were unconscious, so I don't think it'll work.

That said I was the only one that showed a modicum of respect and wanted to bury him, as oppose to kick him into a lava well, so maybe he has a ghost boner for me, who knows.

>>48673838
But I'm forever DM

>>48673838
Masturbate I guess.

>>48673838
I start preparing my own food and drink from that point on. Our healer is a bit unhinged and not exactly shy about drugging people to get what she wants.

>>48675917
We try not to talk about Dangerous Dave, anon. Not after the Chili Cookoff incident. I still can't look at a bowl of chili without having a 'Nam style flash back.

>>48676642
Fuck you man, Gary was a godsend! Louis on the other hand was a cockgobbler of the highest order. Always expecting us to pronounce his name as "Lu-eeze" and shit

>>48674358
Can't forget Megalodave the Turbocasual lads

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>>48673862
Fucking this
>Decide to play a female to step outside my comfort zone
>another player makes a half orc barbarian
>rapes my character as soon as we get to an inn
>DM has me roll con save the next morning to not puke violently
Never again

>>48673838
I help her back up.

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>>48673838
That's a bit vague what kind of falling are you referring to OP?

>In character falling:
from grace: I'd feel guilty for compromising him, and try to either help him find a new path or redeem himself.
infatuation: my character is already unhappily married, and I don't like ERP at the gaming table, so I'd turn him down.
>Out of character falling:
from grace:same answer.
infatuation: I already moved in with him. So I guess we'd continue doing what we've been doing, and I do like ERP in bed.

>>48674358
What about Awfully Wee Big Dave? Can't forget him.

>>48681735
So, is he like the tallest midget Dave? Or the shortest tall Dave? That wording confuses me as to which it would be.

>>48674358
"not-as-big-as-Not-so-big-Dave-but-bigger-than-just-Dave-Dave"

>>48681287
Best answer. Healers need support too.

You're a good man/woman, anon.

>>48673838
This was a character point in my last campaign.

Cleric wanted the Paladin's dick, but he was too damn chivalrous for that shit. Was pretty fun.

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>>48673838
My party has five characters. Three of them get some healing, including my character, but none of them is "the healer".

Plus they're all dudes.

>>48682689
Whats the name of that site again?

For no specific reason of course

>>48673838

>Psychic alien marsupial falls for RIP AND TEAR ragetrooper

I mean, she's nice, but I feel like it'd be weird.

>>48677952

Wouldn't getting people pregnant and then forcing abortions on them create even more destruction?

>>48682689
You misspelled "Yoshikage", cuck.

>>48673838

If my character would be potentially receptive, I would play it out and fap to the relationship later.

>>48681253
Please tell me this was at least online

>>48681253
Geez...

>>48678678
Are you implying that you fucked a turtle?

>>48673838
Sex. Lots of it.

Being a half-succubus, I will get even more powerful, 'specially since our healer is pure still! Taking the first time of a virgin PC gives permanent stat boosts after all: finally, all my plans of seducing the party come to fruition!

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>>48673838
>Gamma World
I'm playing an alien mechanic who origially suffered from culture shock to a Starfire-esque degree but now she's short-tempered, self centered and has a drug dependence she uses to deal with her compiled truma.
The healer, a time travelling army medic, is also the party face and leader, dislikes my alien but puts up with her because she can fix practically anything. They also moderate my drugs for the same purpose.
They are shacked up with the empathic plant-lady who has a personal grudge against me as she sees me responsible for the death of her close friend and former party member, an obnoxious but mostly normal human guide and crazy survivalist.

If the Medic started to shack up with me, I'd be pushing them away citing their chlorophyll squeeze as the reason. That and she's in love with a friend back home she hopes to return to.

If the medic was to continue after me it'll end up likely with the Dryad either kicking me from the group, letting free our Lizardman slave with the proviso that I'm the only one standing between them and freedom or both at the same time.

There's even greater issue of I'm reliant on them for my drugs so they may force me to play along just so I can stay addicted. This may lead to the Dryad, being a master emotional manipulator herself, forcing me to become her slave of sorts.

Writting this down, I've come to realise our party is basically one dummy-spit away from tearing each other apart.

>>48673838

She doesn't actually like you, you realize? She wants to fuck the party's Barbarian.

>>48673838
>I am the party's healer.
This adventure is getting weird.

>>48674358
Did you ever meet Double Dan? The conjoined twin?

>>48674821
Why do slutty AC characters work? They are the dumbest, simplified designs.

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>party Cleric tries to hit on every female we come across
>he took a vow of celibacy

>>48688481
>The man who cucked himself to death

All ready the party's Water Mage is Tomoyo to my Illusionist Sakura, one enemy is obsessed with me and want to make me her personal love slave whilst another is more then willing to do the opposite and be mine if I'll join her.
One NPC is ready to throw her life away to be with me till her sisters convinced her otherwise and another can't decide if he loves me or hates me.
Not to mention the Vampire BBEG who keeps making creepy sexual passes at me whenever we cross paths with him.
My life has enough ladies and men in it as is, last thing it needs is the creepy asexual Cleric wanting to join in.

>>48676755
That's NTR, a separate fetish.

>>48684515
And?

Can it be true love, /tg/?

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>>48673838
>tfw I am the party's healer
>tfw when the party keeps hitting on me even though I took an oath of celibacy
>tfw my GM will absolutely make me fall if I so much as make a pass at one of them

This must be how actual priests felt

>>48690732
>implying twu wuv exists

There is affection, yes, and there is romance - but these are not things that are magical. Any beast that pairs for more than a fortnight at a time will have those.

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As my parties healer, the rest of my party already knows I love myself.

I random rolled literally every aspect of their personality/class/backstory before the game started since nobody had submitted a character yet and I was expecting the game to die a horrible death 2 sessions in like every other game this GM had ran.

So now I'm playing what is basically a snobby ojou-sama who everyone is stuck with because none of those simpletons know even the slightest thing about healing, or...pretty much anything else for that matter.

>>48692835
>implying Anima and Animus don't exist

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>>48692794
If you're going down make sure it's with enough power to leave a crater. Don't give in to one of them - make it a proper tag-team with yourself in the middle.

>>48693490
>>48692794
You boys fucking fascinate me. I consider myself a pretty subby person, but the level you guys go for this sort of thing is crazy.

>>48682930
It's creating and then destroying something again, so you just get zero.

Well our party has all shagged each other at least once and we all have at least one person we're seeing on the side. Why not add the medical staff into our tangled tryst?

>I am the party healer
Welp.
>I'm the DM
Does that mean they fall in love with the BBEG?

>>48683112
Yeah but we used voices.
Worst part is that it was completely unexpected, noth sounded like normal people

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>>48673848
Pic related.

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>>48696600
Oh, that Dave and nice double dubs.

>>48698075
First time posting in thread, thanks though!

>>48673838
I tap dat ass (and put two white mana in my pool per her special ability).

>>48674286
No, you fell for yourself, so you turn into a narcissist.

>>48673838
Fuck systems with designated healers and fuck Isabelle.

>>48673838
>Playing a rockstar.
>Will generally fuck anything that holds still long enough.
>Not even a bard, though.

I married her. Going on 7 years at the end of this month.

>>48700370
Fuck you. Seriously though, congrats.

>>48678535
Not with that attitude they don't!
You have dragon in you, right? That makes you a fantastic lover or everything!

>>48700370
Congratulations, Anon!

>>48700817
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>>48700455

Thanks, gents. It was probably the best thing to ever happen to me.

>>48701978
In game romance turned out of game romance?
Story time it maybe?

>>48702319
I knew her because she'd been dating one of my friends long-term. They burned out on romance, but stayed friends. I was invited into an L5R game with both of them. She played a Scorpion Clan scholar who studied the Shadowlands. I was her "assistant", actually a ninja there to kill her if she got corrupted during her research. We got to know each other better during the game, and the next time we played, she was a healer pally and I was the party rogue. She told the DM "My paladin has a HUGE crush on the rogue, but can't be with him because he's a lawbreaker!" I laughed and said "The rogue thinks the paladin is hot, but she's always cramping his style with moralizing!" In game flirting turned to out of game flirting, and the rest is history.

Give her a hand up
It'd be rude to leave her on the floor

>>48674358
...Vegan Steve?

>>48705451
Steve's a creepy fucking piece of shit is what he is.

>>48704098
Oh, you~

>>48699450
M8... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology)