Blood for the Blood God

>>48667599
Khorne is for kids.
Pick a better God.

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>>48667613
Very constructive and insightful, thank you.

>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Wrath_of_Kharn

Kharn spits in the face of your other gods

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>>48667680
Yeah, and Ultramarines spit in the face of the other chapters.

That don't make them interesting nor beloved. Quite the opposite.

>B-b-but GW say muh God is the best a-a-and give me all the c-c-cool stuff

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Khorne is best.

Disregard Slaaneshi queerlords.

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>>48667749
Isn't Slaanesh the God with the fastest growing cult?
Of course, I have a solution for interacting with them.
Pic related.

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>>48667749
I'm not Slaaneshi, I'm undivided.

I always had all the 4 gods since 3rd edition, but I'm sick and tired of only a quarter of my army getting upgraded just because kids trying to get edgy can't stop wasting money on models that are bigger and have bigger weapons than the last, so of course they have to buy it.

Bloodfags are the fucking worst.

Khorne used to be cool, now it has been watered down just to give nerdgasm to the lame kids at school.

Khorne isn't edgy. But I will admit a lot of Khorne fans I have met fit the bill. Slaanesh has that edge, though.

>>48667856
I've meet very few mono-Slaanesh, but they seems quite alright.
Most are old-school players that loved the old fluff or jump on after DoW2 Retibution because the "this quiet offends Slaanesh" meme.
I had Noise Marines too, back there, but I must admit I've truly started appreciating them in that moment too. They were cool in DoW

I've heard of some edgy or fetish Slaaneshi lovers, but never seen one.

>>48667978
There's a group of them down the road where I live.
The room they play in is actually some kind of sex dungeon.

I still can't decide if they were origionally a sex cult that couldn't get enough members.

>>48667832
someone as angry as you would be well suited playing khorne

>>48668072
But I do play it.
I've been playing him for 15+ years.

But GW trying to shoving it down my throat is pissing me off.
I love the old Khorne, when choosing him was my free choice and he was genuinely cool.

Get off your chair you fat fuck and prove you're actually worthy of tribute.

>>48668248
>[USER WAS SLAIN FOR THIS POST]

>>48667599
Here, have 81 skulls.

With love from best god.

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>>48667599

>>48668248
HEY! It's not nice to make fun of the physically disabled. Just because Khorne is paraplegic doesn't mean you can call him names like that.

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>>48667599
I bring a confection that entices much bloodshed. No one can resist its siren call.

>>48667599
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

>>48667599
this isn't khorne, this is a CG atrocity

go fuck yourself wimp

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I offer you this nep

>>48667779
Didn't Emps knock up a fuckton of women over his long-ass life?

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What flavor do you want it?

>>48671859
Go away, you filthy Slaaneh-follower...

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>>48667599