Does Progenitus wear condoms?

Of course. He has protection from /everything/

>>48665562
I'm not gonna tell that thing what it can or can't wear

>>48665692
>Protection from everything

Everything except for child support...

Nothing can attach to him.

>>48665562
>Each of Progenitus' five heads represents a color of mana
>Four of them all facing the same way
>Last head is obvious Red

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS, I'M GOING OVER HERE

>>48665723
Protection from everything, no exceptions.

>>48665562
I don't know, but I'm not about to check.

>>48665562
Why bother? He's already got protection.

>>48666215
Even from AIDS?

>>48665723
>Progenitus cannot be targeted by child support
>Progenitus cannot be damaged by child support
>Child support cannot apply, affect or otherwise enchant Progenitus
>Child support cannot block Progenitus from fucking you up

What part of "Protection from everything" do you not understand?

>>48666322
You underestimate the power of a determined baby-mama with a good lawyer.

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>>48666322

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>>48666338
>ITT we find baby mommas