>Enchanted whistle What does it do?

>>48664801
makes the brown noise

>>48664801
It's a rape whistle. It summons rape.

>>48664801
Summons nearby canines, dogs, wolves, etc.

You cannot hear the whistle.

>>48664813
just brown noise? that's it?

I guess it could be a weird noise music instrument

just imagine a bard who plays noise music

He just goes up on a tarven stage and plays this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il-M9ABEESQ&list=PLsudrm27pJroR0kS2P9pukUN6oIocUjg2

>>48664801
It lets non bards give bardic inspiration at the cost of being deafened

Instantly kills anyone who hears it and fails a Dc15 Will Save

Immediately crumbles to dust and blows away.

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>>48664801
Sends you to a far away land.

>>48664801
It's a rape whistle. Only rapists can hear it.

While it is blown you are able to comprehend the entire cosmos and all that inhabit it and all who watch from outside.

The second you stop, you forget.

Ops whistle summons thousands of fingers on every organic surface within hearing distance

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>>48665299

>>48664801
It's like a dog whistle, but instead of dogs, it's sound can only be heard by the sleeping old gods. And they hate that sound.

>>48665299
I'm finding a way to incorporate this into my respiratory system.

Summons 1d10 elemental spirits. They have a 60% chance of being sylphs, 30% chance of being undines, and 10% chance of being gnomes. Salamanders will not appear.

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>>48665299

>>48665299
This is pretty good. There is a lot of possibility to this.

>>48664801
It makes no noise when you blow through it. Neither does anything else you do while blowing through it.

>>48665288
>>48664820

Rape whistles are supposed to stop rape, though.

It disintegrates attempted rapists.

>>48665543
Attempted, or attempting?

Big difference.

>>48665588

Good point. Attempting. Basically anyone trying to sexually assault the person blowing the whistle.

>>48664801
Only the one blowing it can hear it.

Blowing the whistle imparts the position of the one using in the minds of all people on the same landmass, relative to them. It can not easily be forgotten but it can be easily dismissed by those not needing the info, it can be readily recalled though.

>>48664801
Summons a tornado from the east that heads directly towards you.

>>48665654
What if they're in the air?

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>>48665681
Then they do not gain anything. I thought that was clear.

>>48664801
Whistle of 69. It blow you as long as you blow into it. But it's very loud, so that everyone knows what's going on.

>>48664801
When blown, it functions as a Horn of Valhalla, only the men summoned are white knights (fighters) instead of barbarians. If they are not given orders, the white knights will defend the wielder against perceived sexists and sexual predators.

>>48664801
It leaks a bunch of secret information.

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>>48664801
It summons O'Shamus McPherson.

It emits a shrill, loud noise

summons a byakhee

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>>48665935
not bad.

>>48664801
its really really loud

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summons locksmith

>>48664801
It is actually part of a set, only those people in possession of the other whistles can gear it and vice versa.

You get raped for blowing it.

It's a rape whistle. The whistle itself rapes you with that weird red donger at the end.

>>48664841
Not brown noise but THE brown noise.

>>48665681
Then you know exactly where you are, relative to you.

>>48665299
>1: Give to Kenny G
>2: have him write while sustaining the note
>3: repeat indefinitely
>4: ???
>5. Profit

>>48664801
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bcwZCk3eEzc

>>48664801
It screams like a human when blown into

>>48664801
Summons 1d3 Hell Hounds. 1 use/day
Roll animal handling when used to determine Hell Hounds attitude towards user.

>>48664801
>Whistle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI
Induce fear up to 10m x lvl.

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>>48664820
We'll never go un-oily again!

>>48664801
Charm (humanoid female)

Being magical means that it actually works for a change.

>>48664801
It's just a good solid +1 whistle. Whistles real good.

>>48664801
summons 3 town guards to immediately assault your nearest enemy

>>48667644
>Not giving it to Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson and consuming some of the bands homemade excitables to fully go insane upon blowing the whistle.

>>48664801
Sends you to the B-ball dimension, but only once.

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>>48664801
Warps the blower in space with vacuum gills.
Only way to revert, the user must blow back and hear the tone.
Can't hear in space.
Tehe.

Instantly summons all your pets/companions/allies/minions within 1 mile to your side.

>>48665924

You can only use it three times, though, so choose wisely.

All sound waves emitted from it are visible as the colour of magic.

>>48664801
Ease my mind.

>>48665480
I like this. A sneaky whistle.

If it's anything like the last one I blew it causes a supernaturally loud Minotaur mating call. So a couple minotaurs turned up as we were exploring a labyrinth at the time. Not an easy fight.
Learned a lesson from that. Do not try experimenting with dungeon loot in the dungeon.

Worst thing is it was single use and disintegrated afterwards.

>>48665299
Well no one said that YOU had to blow it to understand the cosmos so i attach it to my hairdryer and start drawing the manual for infinite energy and warp drives.

>>48664801

It soothes grizzling infants.

Only when they're chomping on the red bit though - that's not a whistle, it's a coral teether.

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When blown, the user is transformed into a cute loli version of themselves. All their equipment is changed to fit them and they keep their original stats. Blowing it again will return them to normal.

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>>48675549
Please don't.

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>>48675549
>Hey buddy check out this cool magic whistle
>Give it a blow chief
>They do it
>Club them to death while they're small and frail
>Take all their shit
>No one will ever figure out who did it because prior to that moment the loli never existed, so no one will know identity or motive.

I could dig it.

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>>48664801
It works every time

>>48676853
>and they keep their original stats

Read M.R. James' 'Oh Whistle and I'll come to you, my lad'.

That's what happens.

>>48664801
Tonal architecture and shit