Stat me /tg/

That specific lizard?
DEX: 0.25

>>48644261
"Never get off the boat."

>>48644261
it's a lizard with levels in soldier.
Whats to stat?

>>48644261
Is it bad that I might have for an actual game?

>>48644290

Speaking both as a reptile hobbyist and as a veterinary technician at an exotics only clinic, you'd be surprised at how fast beardies can actually move.

...Especially when they're aggressive holy crap how does anyone wind up with a freaking aggressive beardie they're the most relaxed things ever.

>>48644428
Nope.

>>48644318
I don't know you guys are the experts you tell me.

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>>48644261

>>48644682
erm..

small size
it's crawling so that's probably a decrease in speed..so.. 15 feet movement speed

With arms and legs like that, probably not the highest strength.. I'd say.. a 7
Dex is most likely around the same. But let's go one beyond. Dex 8
It has a pretty decent body so its constitution would be around a 12-13 and charisma.. 11. It is a cutie.
It doesn't look that smart.. so I guess a 6 in both intelligence and wisdom.

Give it a bite attack equal to its size.
An ability to increase movement speed to thrice its normal speed for 3 rounds per hour.
And let's go with +3 natural armor because te scales.

For the equipment:
Helmet of Hidden Protection. Increases your defense by 3 and grants you a +5 to Hide checks.

Crawling boots: makes the wielder immune to negative effects from wet and hot enviroments

Lizard projectile-blaster. a ranged weapon that deals 2d4 damage but can only be used by the lizard family

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>48644581
Of course other lizards can move fast, but that thing is so fucking fat and weak legged holy shit.

>>48644963

Anon, have you ever had a bearded dragon? Despite their apparent "weak-leggedness and fatness", they are actually pretty quick. Not "run on water like Jesus" basilisk quick, but still.

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>>48645007

>>48644963
It's flat not fat

>M16
>and a Thompson
Why? It's redundant in the worst way and impractical in the worst ways.

>>48644261

No.

>>48645130
holy shit, it's literally like some scene out of a comic book.

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>>48644261
That's a Commandramon, right?

The current Digimon system doesn't really have specific stat listings for each individual Digimon, so I don't think Commandramon needs stating. Just make it like every other Rookie/Child type.

>>48644903
You've never played an actual tabletop rpg.

>>48644261
Soldier effected by baleful polymorph.

>>48649217
why not?

>>48644261
Who do you want me to stat? Because I'm pretty sure it ain't me