Stat me.

>>48616335
ATK 750
DEF 500

>>48616335
Name: Penguin Soldier
CMC: 2U
Card type: Creature - Beast Soldier

Morph UU

When [CARD NAME] is turned faced up, you may return up to 2 target creatures to its owner's hand.

2/1

>>48616335
Name: Penguin Soldier
Attribute:WATER
Level: 2
Type: AQUA/EFFECT
Special ability: Flip: You can target up to 2 monsters on the field; return those targets to the hand
Attack:750
Defence:500

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>>48618970
>>48616374
>>48616350

>>48616335
I loved this card.

>>48619408
>That dude in high school whose deck had these things, Man-Eater Bugs, Trap Holes, Cyber Jar, and was basically a mass of fuck-you and traps that relied on stalling you out until he could drop Summoned Skull or some shit
>Then the nigger got hold of Yata-Garasu and was insufferably smug every time he won with it
Still mad.

>>48619026
That picture always makes me think she's doing the artist thing and trying to use her thumb for perspective.

>>48619448
I miss when YGO was that simple, stupid, and fun.

Penguin Soldier
Small monstrosity, unaligned
Armor Class 13 (natural armor)
Hit Points 59 (7d10 + 21)
Speed 40 ft.
STR
20 (+5) DEX
12 (+1) CON
17 (+3) INT
3 (-4) WIS
12 (+1) CHA
7 (-2)
Skills Perception +3
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 13
Languages -
Challenge 3 (700 XP)
Keen Sight and Smell. The penguin has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight or smell.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. The penguin makes two attacks: one with its beak and one with its sword.
Beak. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one creature. Hit: 10 (1d10 + 5) piercing damage.
Sword. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 14 (2d8 + 5) slashing damage.

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Stat me.

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>>48620164
Done.

>>48616374
Nah, it's obviously a Bird Soldier.

Also, it would be "you may return up to 2 target creatures to THEIR owners' hands".

>>48620205
But lol has less stats than dota.

>>48619448
Fuck, did you go to high school in Arizona?

Because that kid was me.

I also randomly threw in all of the pieces of Exodia with none of the cards meant to search out the pieces. It was an especially smug "fuck you" when I was losing and just whopped it out.

>>48619927
>Changed Claw to Sword to hide it a little more
>Using 5e stats
You are the anon that makes my day complete.

>>48620252
Different game systems, different rules.