Lonesome Wyatt's Euro-American Risk

... is that the real lonesome wyatt...
you even added the fishing villages and wheat!!!!

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>>48611282
>mfw your Sultan is someone else that you're a fan of
Feelsgoodman

>>48611229
Fuck it, I'll play

>Kingdom of Greece
>Light Blue
>Constantinople/Istanbul
>Eastern Orthodox

>>48611229
Tso Empire
Blue
Northeast-most area
Shinto

>>48611229
Start in greenland near fish
Green
norse pagan

Someone give me a brief go over on the rules, I've only ever been in /b/ risk games and those are generally very sloppy compared to the complexity of what I've seen here on /tg/.

im also playing over
>>>/pol/84030880

someone without my trip and ID go post the link there

>>48611229
British Empire
Red
London
Protestantism

>>48611229
THE EUROPEAN UNION
GREY BLUE
BRUSSELS
SATANISM

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED

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>>48611344
Your gets determine your rolls, you have bonuses that are obtainable from cities, and you have tripcodes/names here so then people know what the hell they're doin'.

Year 1, empires rise from the great north of Pagan Vikings, to the Byzantines in Constantinople.

>>48611424
Wait, that trip didn't work... how's this one?

>>48611431
Fill Greece

>>48611424
Added.

>>48611431
Expand towards the southwest.

>>48611431
Fred sets sail to take the fishing bonus, but is unsure out to do, so let this roll be an effort in learn and count toward these efforts...
>do i just fill it with my color?

>>48611431
Alright, cool. I think I understand.

> The Gentleman's Coalition of Bourbon and Steak
>Dark blue
>New York coastal area north America
>Roman Catholicism

>>48611431
>>48611460
It's of vital importance that Germany and France trade with one another so that we never again have war in Europe.

In order to make sure they trade with one another, I must rule them.

So I invade them both.

It's the only way to ensure there is never another European war.

British, I'm waiting on you to roll. If my mupdate is 10 minutes old I'm updating.

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Roll for the British in-case they are AFK.

>>48611498
For me, just use the abbreviation G.C.B.S., and this will be my first non b// risk, so apologies and bear with me as I accustom to the greater rule set.

>>48611592
Continue the trek towards the southeast.

>>48611592

We march to fill greenland sail to iceland, is we can we would like yonder city on that island.

>>48611618
Never mind. I didn't think the entire name would fit in the block.

>>48611592
Europe will be ours.

In the name of our Dark Master, we conquer more of Germany and France, and set our sights on Italy and Spain...

>>48611592
Fill the balkans, spill into Anatolia

>>48611592
The Gentleman try to spread East West for the colony across the pond and the land to the west.

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I guess I'll be the British Empire for 2 more rounds, if he takes longer to play then I'll have the lurkers take him. We invade Ireland.

>>48611694
The Gentleman move further Northwest.

>>48611694
Fill Anatolia, spill into Cyprus and Syria

>>48611694
We require clay for our lord Satan.

Southern Europe will be ours.

>>48611694
We set sail for norway and oslo, and stockholm

>>48611694
Take the bonus 4 territory then trek towards the south

>>48611741
Beginner question, what's up with the plus five next to your name?

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>>48611761
Your bonus tiles. Don't worry, I've been counting yours and the Greek newfag's. For this round, after we invaded American Ireland, the British Empire sends a fleet of frigates upon French shore. We invade.

>>48611761
Fred here, look at the rules in the right top of the map and see the bonus for each thing then add them up

>>48611761
The little colored dots in certain territories give a bonus to your roll if you claim them.

>>48611761
We have taken two european cities, and their colours indicate the bonus territories they grant to my rolls. I think.

I assume i'll be smacked down if I fuck up.

>>48611807
Italy and Spain will be next... and then we can turn our eyes elsewhere - into the east...

>>48611807
The vikings march to Stockholm and fill Sweden and finland

>>48611807
Push Tso out of the middle east

(I totally forgot about putting bonuses in my name, my bad)

>>48611807
Expand into Africa

Defend if attacked

>>48611807
The Gentleman turn Northwest to fill in the top of North America

>>48611856
whoops u dun it now

>>48611813
So from my first territory dot, I should have a three, right?

>>48611881
Its a boring game if nobody fights, and it was going to happen eventually.

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>>48611825
>mfw you don't defend France

A war has begun in the east, as the Byzantines try to reclaim the Middle East that the Tso Dynasty stole with his lucky dubs.

Viking Frederick and his fleet of snow soldiers take over Scandinavia.

A war in France has begun, and it's my last turn to save Europe. I send a fleet of British frigates once again to defend my territory and invade Italy.

>>48611887
if you are new york yes

>>48611924
The British should join.

Yes.

The British should join.

Let's go to London to explain the merits of membership.

>>48611936
Starting to get a better grasp, thanks for everyone's patience.

The Gentleman continue North, and any excess Gents move South.

>>48611924
Attack the kingdom of greece

>>48611924
The vikings take finish city then fill finland and sweden and denmark

>>48611924
Attack Tso

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Turkey and Crete descend into civil war, riots are happening and the future is looking dark for 'em.

The British have stopped their invasion, but they are open to be controlled by lurkers. The European Union has almost fallen but they got lucky, they thrive and take over Europe.

The Gentlemen slowly take over Canada and establish their dominance. As well as the vikings who have taken over Scandinavia.

>>48612082
Get that slave nation and bonus, then onwards, to crush the Greek menace.

>>48612082
Fug.

Attack Tso, I must reclaim rightful Byzantine clay

>>48612082
The Gents push North, and any excess Gentry try to reclaim our lost Irish colony.

>>48612082
The Vikings sail to conquer the fishing in the arctic and then fill sweden and denmark, spill baltics. Frederick is pleased with the progress of his conquests thus far and smokes a joint to celebrate.

>>48612082
Also, how do I start an empire and what are the pros and cons of it?

>>48612121
I don't see a get rule for five digit palindromes.

>>48612130
You get an extra bonus of +5
>>48612126
You can start an empire too if you'd like.

>>48612082
Also, Wyatt still open for suggestions? for the beta and so on?
>>48612156
I start my empire
Viking settlers become
>Viking Empire

>>48612156
Then I'll establish the Japanese Empire. The religion is Shinto so could you add it to the list?

>>48612173
adding empire bonus

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The newly formed Tso Empire conquers all of Turkey and Crete, they win the civil war. Meanwhile, the Jews are enslaved again for the thousandth time, but instead of middle easterners they are japs.

The Viking Empire conquers all of Scandinavia and form their empire. The gentlemen in the west slowly conquer Europe.

>>48612173
Fuck yeah man, I'll bet I have 1/4 more of the board to complete.

>>48612267
Destroy the Greek Kingdom and leave their King no mercy.

Spill into Russia

>>48612267
I think I added the bonuses right to my existing number. The InGentry March southward in North America.

>>48612319
I'd also like to change into an Empire.

>>48612267
The Vikings embark on their first nordic raid and attack the Tso Empire to try and take Moscow and other russian clay/bonuses.
We offer allegience with Greeks if they convert to norse paganism and join our empire.>>48612105


>>48612293
more Ts to lengthen the struggle and not make it so one or two sided early on. i just noticed how quickly it was over for EU once Red attacked and thought it would def make the game even more thrilling if there were more Ts to traverse between bonuses.

>>48612267
Defend against Tso
>mfw Constantinople is getting conquered by Japs instead of Turks

>>48612355
DUBS!!!

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>>48612355
FUG

>>48612355
I suppose I have no choice.

Praise Odin

>>48612346
The Gentleman's Empire of Bourbon and Steak. Adding empire bonus. Some one call me on it if I'm getting the bonus math wrong.

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>>48612388
>dubs

>>48612389
Hail Odin!!! our first member state and convert!!!
>>48612267

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An unexpected Tso is surprised attacked, with tons of T's and death. They stand alive, but are barely an empire and will most likely crumble as the Byzantines are saved.

Viking Fred makes gains in the Middle East and earns some Jew slaves. The Gentlemen make gains in the American continent.

>>48612454
Defend any attacks and attack Greece.

>>48612454
Retake Constantinople

>>48612454
If I've done my bonus math right, the Gents have +23 on tthem. The Gents absorb the last of the British Empire, and move south on NA.

>>48612484
>3d Pali
r u gidding me

>>48612454
The vikings had hoped this would not have to pass but the roll here>>48612479
leaves us no choice

ATTACK TSO TO THE HOLY LANDS AND FORCE HIM INTO SBUMISSION ON ALL FRONTS!!!
we sacrifice a goat and fuck our wifes ahead of this slaughter!!!!
~Fred

>>48612521
Spill?

>>48612454
check bonuses this round too... think tso is off a bit, maybe myself

>>48612534
>>48612121
Wyatt, what's the ruling on five digit palindromes? Should that be added in a future version or just ignored?

>>48612534
North africa

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>>48612510
Thank you based Odin

>>48612568
Europe has only forgotten their true God is all, we must convert all of Europe to the Norse ways and glory will be unto us all.

>>48612521
>do lots of adding and subtracting to figure out what I have left
>realize that's not a 1, but a 5d Pali

I hope you got that by chance, because if you were looking in other threads to get it that's a dick move.

Congrats, regardless.

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>>48612542
I did, he had a bonus of +17.
>>48612556
I gave you 25 tiles last time. This board's not even completed yet, gonna have to finish it later tonight.

Constantinople is conquered by the Byzantines after they had sent a fleet to sail there on Greek shore and kill the japs who had once ruled it.

Jap's empire falls, they perish slowly. Luckily they live because the vikings could not infiltrate through attacking their ally.

>>48612608
i am aware of the pali and also thought you empire bonus was gone is all, but i guess its not yet.

>>48612608
There not the first 5digi that's been gotten this game. I rolled one earlier, but I'm still confused on if there's a rule for that get.

See:>>48612121

>>48612648
retake the rest of Greece, spill into unclaimed eastern europe

>>48612648
Defend then attack the Greek eastwards (don't fuck up the buffer between me and nords)

>>48612648
Alright, cool.

>>48612648
defend and fill neutral Ts and cities
>>48612667
dont think on this map there is but maybe OP can add a "higher" option for the next version of the map
>>48612648

>>48612648
The Gents flood into the North African coast.

>>48612681
Roll please.

>>48612681
>>48612681
I'd like to join your empire, should you permit it. The Japanese excursion into the west has been devastated by Vikings, and I've no others to turn to. The splintered empire will convert to Roman Catholicism, should you permit it

>>48612744
The Gentleman's Coalition of Bourbon and Steak welcomes you. Enjoy your complimentary Bourbon, Steak, mustache and walking cane.

>>48612737
Just did.
>>48612724

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War.

>>48612796
Defend, attack Greeks, leave the buffer between me and the Vikings intact.

>>48612792
Your bonus is +26, note that slave territories only work when you conquer unoccupied territory.

>>48612810
Finish off the Japanese intruders

>>48612796
The Western Gents invade the European Union from all sides and the Tsos have been assimilated.

>>48612796
Defend on all fronts, then invade the UK aiming for london and then ireland bonuses.

>>48612796
Finish off the Japanese intruders

>>48612814
My bad, fixing.

>>48612835
spills in africa for constantine
>>48612829
for you newboi, i suggest on word of advise... "defend"
put it at the beginning of every roll in risk

>>48612857
Noted.

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>the last Tso samurai slices through a Byzantine soldier
>he falls to his knees as another horde appears
>shouting in Latin can be heard
>the noise becomes less faint and becomes loud
>horses from all sides
>a sword slices off his arm and another tramples him
>he lies, waiting to die

>Irish can be heard crying in the distance
>the British have been conquered by Vikings once again
>Gentlemen make a counter-attack

>>48612952
defend on all fronts and then take new york, and US bonuses via ireland

>>48612952
Defend, attack Viking Greenland and Viking African coast.

>>48612952
This last samurai fought well He shall be buried with honor, as any soldier should be.

Defend if attacked, Invade italy

>>48613004
Changing bonus to what I hope is right.

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The Gentlemen Empire fights so valiantly, but it is decaying fast.

>>48613061
Defend Eastern lines, attempt to reclaim North American resources from the north.

>>48613061
defend on all fronts and attack hammond in europe for paris, and berlin, also spain if possible

We offer terms for peaceful submission of Hammonds empire
1. denounce empirical status
2. convert to norse pagan and
3. become our last member state in the Viking Empire

Accept this and you will live
~Fred

>>48613061
Conquer the rest of Italy, move into southern Germany.

>>48613100
nice dubs, but fix that bonus>>48613061

>>48613102
The Gentleman's Empire of Bourbon and Steak rejects the terms. His Holy Grace is w with us.

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Those dubs were barely enough to save the Gentlemen, may they rest in peace.

>>48613190
The Gentleman defend all fronts, attack the Viking investing our North American heartland.

>>48613190
take Corsica and Sardinia, keep pushing toward Spain

>>48613190
defend and attack for spain

terms still on the table
>>48613151

>>48613244
D U B S

>>48613246
We Gentleman comb our mustaches at your terms and your pagan idol. We will not submit.

>>48613246
Your buddy conquered it already.

>>48613298
american and canada then

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>15 years later

>>48613342
Invade Gentlemen's territories in africa

>>48613342
we offer terms once more to hammond, then defend and if he does not accept attack and kill everyone for odin

>>48613342
The Gentleman are prepared for our final stand. Defend all fronts and attack the new York area.

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>>48613385
Give us your best, Sir. We'll accept nothing less.

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>16 years
>16 years of non-stop conquering and war
"Olaf!" cries Frederick, "Olaf, I have orders!"
>"Yes, master?"
"Let us make our final invasion this year, we shall take Canada and slay thine Inuits."
>"We shall. I will bring all the men I can."
And so it was acted upon. There were 1000 infantrymen and 350 archers that stormed the cities of Canada. Tribesmen slaughtered the civilians in the name of great Odin.

And in the east, you ask? Ragnarok was prolonged, as the Byzantines had cleansed the heathens greatly in Africa.
"CHARGE!" cried Constantine II as he sliced through the soldiers and dived into the gore.
>The souls of the Tso and Gentlemen can be heard, wandering in the lands of the Northern Territories and Libya.

Well played

Good game all.

>>48613475
ALL HAIL ODIN!!!


OP, fun map map, like i said i suggest more Ts and more challenging movement limitations to lengthen game but overall it is fun

>>48613571
What new religions should I add? And should I remove some bonuses to make them more spread out? If a lurker joins at the last second they're toast on this map.

>>48613475
I agree with the viking, good map. Anyone know if there's another game going on anywhere?

>>48613599
>>48613571
Thanks, and on /pol/

>>48613596
i personally thing more Ts and divisions would fix the run i had on bonus, i felt it was too easy for me to rack up bonus, but more Ts would limit that and allow more lurkers to join... like 1/2 or 1/3 every T you have or something maybe. Def split Paganism into different european factions (greek/roman, celtic, nordic) and Native american religions
~Fred

>>48613615
Sweet, thanks.

Btw, I think that it would help extend the game if you toned down the bonuses a little bit. being able to get a +8 within 3 half-decent roles means that it's pretty easy for people to build up so much momentum that they can't really be stopped by the mid-late game. Well, in my opinion, anyway.

Once again, great game OP, thanks.

>>48613668
>>48613671
I could agree, I'm toning down the bonuses right now. And I there was Cherokee/Crow/Cree, but I grouped them all together. Thanks for the advice.

>>48613713
sorry bro, i moved mobile and couldnt quite make all that out. great game though and glad i caught it after seeing you in that thread earlier today.
gg

>>48613743
GG. Added Celtic and Nordic Paganism.

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>>48613812
sweet
hoping /pol OP doesnt miss me again
was second in the first eurasia thread before map switch... :(

>>48613847
>>48613812
he forgot me again

>>48613847
I don't see Prussia on that map.

Well its official, riskmaster sucks>>48613890

>>48614144
Yeah, I'd OP on /pol/ but the mods are cracking down on Risk threads and I don't want to be rekt.

>>48614162
im holding back the urge to go full boudicca on this ass right now. i mean i was literally on the map then he switched maps and is sticking to a stupid dont say any color bullshit when i said grey in the first thread

>>48614212
>OP IS A DUMB _____
Fill in the blanks.

>>48614265
NIGGER!!!!!!

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>>48614275
Should we make spiderman thread?

Sheeeeeit I'm out of spideys.

>>48614287
>>48614488
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

>>48614488
well that was good fun bro

>>48615530
You there?

>>48618560
i left after the third thread, but it was fun bro

>>48618812
Should I host another Risk game? Do I dare host it on /pol/?

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>>48618868
Map is completed by the way.

>>48618868
please host bro, i have to drive to work but can play on mobile... link here?
>>48618874
just dl the map... going to look it over now

>>48618874
how does symbol of god work bro?

>>48618889
>>48618910
It shows in the empire slots, so other OPs know what the fuck the symbol on the empire slot is for.

>>48618874
I still recommend dividing the Ts up a bit more as well to increase the difficult of movement and allow for more players
>>48618936
cool

>>48618950
There's 18 player slots and I got rid of a lot of bonuses/nerfed them. The UK was OP so I had to take Dublin and nerf London. And what do you mean by dividing up the T's?

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>>48618977
the slots are fine, but i was meaning lets say the game starts with 5 players and we get two or three more players in the third round. if the original 5 had decent rolls then the new players are kind of screwed unless they get some dubs etc to expand quickly.
I mean drawing lines and dividing the Ts up
>pic related
note what i have done to england and wales

>>48619036
Will do.

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>>48619066
will you host soon or wait til later?... just so i know whether to check at the redlights on my drive?

Also, be sure to check the lines are connected with the pucket tool... i just checked mine and 3 of them were not connected and had to fix
>pic

>>48619096
*bucket

>>48619066
>>48619036
and/or the rolls could count less as well, limiting movements in general... like:
1-3 = 2
4-6 = 4
7-9 = 6
0 = 8
dubs = 10
pali.... and so on so the scores arent so high early on... just some suggestions from one OP to another

>>48619096
>>48619129
I've made Scandinavia, Russia, and the UK less easy to travel through. It'll be hard for players to expand and this way, the game will hit 200 replies without ending.

This nerf is pretty big so I'm gonna have to take 30 minutes at least to do the entire map.

>>48619177
Cool

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>>48619187
Here's the map so far.

>>48619309
Looking good bro! Sorry so brief. Driving

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>>48619332
I think it's time to make the bread.

Pray that I will not get rekt by mods.

>>>/pol/84104985