Jumpchain CYOA Thread #998: Reaching Critical Mass Edition

>>48606727
Name the one item you cannot live without.

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Tell me Jumpers, what is the biggest secret that you have discovered by chance?

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>>48606748
>>48606750

>>48606750
the colour mlellow

>>48606748
Warehouse

>>48606748
Technically it's a collection of a number of linked magical items, but my Key. Without it, no warehouse, so no pod access and thus reduced companions, a great deal of lost firepower, no access to a number of linked pocket dimensions, and also vast paranoia about amnesia hidden drawbacks.

Okay, be honest: Which one of you started the "Space Giants" thread after the talking about Zentraedi waifus last thread?

>>48606221
>Problem is the jump says something about it in the notes.
That is not you dying, that is loss by additional Fiat condition, like some settings have getting a D&D Divine.Rank be a loss condition, Because Reasons.
Everything I said still applies.

>>48606748
Probably the Sylladex.
>>48606750
I probably learned a lot of them when I ended up downloading all of the information from the Megastructures from Blame! and Biomega into my head.
You had a checkmark, CAPTCHA. Stop telling me you didn't.

>>48606748
My Bicycle from Pokemon.

>>48606839
Well it is certainly worth a fortune.

Jumpers, what is the jump you don't like because you are familiar with and like the setting material, and don't agree with decisions/rulings the jumpmaker made regarding the setting, but you think would have been OK if you did not know the setting as well as you do?

>>48606748
My genuine SlowpokeTail of course.

The talk about becoming a True Fae has me wondering - is there a perk to help you make it so that transformation that should metaphysically count as killing you (most form of vampiric embraces, for example)... don't?

>>48606861
Actually someone did the math using Pokemon go pokeball prices, the bike is roughly like $300. You only get pocket change from the starting people and your end rival gives you about $1.60.

>>48606827
It does still apply but that also means there is no way to become a true Fae without being sent home.

>>48606884
Fall From Heaven. Awesome setting, really questionable choices for the jump.

>>48606884
Gundam SEED and Code Geass.

>>48606904
>Pokemon go pokeball prices
Mobile games are not fucking canon anon.

>>48606904
How much do pokeballs cost then?

>>48606922
Na they aren't but it was more to put it in perspective.

In Elfen Lied, can one companion Lucy using the companion option?

>>48606830
>Probably the Sylladex
I started reading the comic, but got interrupted and it is SO FUCKING HUGE I dread getting back to it.
Does the Sylladex get upgraded to not have the weird rules and you can use it as a regular inventory?

And can you alchemize a sylladex (and alchemical synthesizes gear) for others, or are those meta abilities more than items?

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>>48606922
Oh, hi, Kitten.

>>48603817
Nah, it's like, Shinji had a choice and if he wanted, she could make anew ancestral race because she had both seeds

>>48602527
this guy gets it
>>48606518
Wishgranter? is that a jump?

>>48606930
I can't remember, read the thing earlier in the morning and can't find it. They cost £0.0395 in the mobile game though. 20 pokeballs for £0.79

>>48606904
I always thought it made more sense to convert pokedollars directly into Yen. That way a single pokeball is like $2 or so.

>>48606944
You can upgrade your Sylladex to be less cumbersome, sure. There are also Sylladexes that are just inherently better. Wallet Modus seems to be the most convenient to use version, though only no-nonsense dad types buy those. And you can alchemize sylladexes and alchemy equipment. Those aren't off-limits. They tend to be pretty expensive, though.

>>48606982
>Wishgranter
S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I think?

>>48606937
Yes. So sayeth Heavens. That said, if you take the expensive version, she'll still be crazy...just not towards you or companions.

>>48606963
She didn't have it as a goal though, and that's not what ended up happening (just humans being gooed because Shinji is emo)

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Jump # 4 Bubblegum Crisis

Age: 23
Background: Knight Saber (200)
Starting Location: Silky Doll (Free)
Gender: Female

Perks:
*Hardsuit Pilot (Free)
*Master of War (300, Discount)
*Visionary (300)
*Grease Monkey (300)
*Idol (300)

Equipment

*Saber Suit (free)
*apartment (Free)
*Motorcycle (free)
*Canyon Garage (100)
*Workshop (100)

DrawbackS
*At first you had my curiosity (+300)
*Now you have my attention (+300)

So I considered recruiting Priss for our new band but really she had her own band and in this life was sort of a former rival of mine. I was a failed singer turned mechanic letting her technical genius just rot away before Sylia approached me to help out with the hard suits.

In testing them she found out I wasn’t bad wearing one either so I wound up with a fourth spot. I also finagled Akitsu a role in the maintenance of the suits though… she wasn’t really meant for that sort of work. However I think Sylia picked up Akitsu was just going to fallow me wherever I went so she was sure to find her busy work.

So I would love to say I went jumper Jesus on this place and brought down Genon and everyone lived happily forever. What really happened though was I hung out with the Knight Sabers, helped keep their gear going we fought a futile battle against a megacorp that we knew winning against would wreck the world and we got to deal with Largo the Hyper boomer who just wouldn’t die and kept popping up again and again.

So we stayed alive though not really sure we made much difference during the 10 years.

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>>48606982
Bancho, please, not here.

As for the Wishgranter, you need to get to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. for it.

>>48607032
Finish your meals Bill. This is just wasteful.

>>48607002
thanks and I don't know if it was purposely omitted because It is a trap option,but there is another omnipotent Wish in gravity Falls if you take a Horrendous drawback.
>>48607032
what do you mean?

>>48607014
Shinji had no ambition or so. Otherwise the thing would have happened.

>>48606904
>there is no way to become a true Fae without being sent home.
1: Become True Fae and choose to stay. This was explicitly allowed, as quoted up chain. Also, with the jump ended and other jumps unfroze, there are ways to go back to previous jumps depending on the perks you took/items you bought/knowledge you have.
2: wait to become True Fae till after you have a Spark or you have already lost.
3. Stock on the "Keep your Identity" Perks before becoming True Fae
4. Don't become True Fae. There are more downsides than upsides (WoD Jump, natch) and the other True Fae will try to take your power for themselves and eat you, and may by the nature of Arcadia and contracts be immune to your perks there, because they did not agree to be subject to them. And your chain is over, so no Jumpchan in your corner.

>>48607079
>Shinji had no ambition or so.
He wanted unconditional love. It's when he realized that there's no such thing that he flipped his shit.

>>48607008
Thank you! Loving the jump.

>>48606884
Reversing the question, people who should have made my jumps instead of me:
Gargoyles - Spyro
Disney Princess - My 6 year old niece
Elona - Literally anyone
Changeling - Merchant
Redline - South and Muyo

>>48607140
No problem, glad you're enjoying it!

>>48606884
Master of Magic. The way he made the jump, there are some Starting Wizard Builds you cannot become, including the one I usually pick. (2 Life, 2 Nature, 1 Chaos, 2 Sorcery, Alchemist, Artificer, Rune Master, Node Master)

Also, he is ignorant of how spell books work, and does not give a Life wizard a discount on Warlord, when they have a spell that does the same thing that explicitly stacks and is a common combo.

>>48607192
>My 6 year old niece
I shudder to think what Jumpchain would look like if the Jumpmakers where children.

>>48607192
>Elona
What would we call you then? Also, were you the guy who made Problem Sleuth and started Genius the Transgression but got high and deleted his progress, or was that another guy.

>>48607137
> unconditional
Well, yeah.
Generally at the very least love requires some conditions, like, "Don't turn into a serial killer."

Although depending on how far down the crazy pole you're willing to go, you might be able to find someone for whom that's a selling point.

Shinji's such a do-nothing, though, I think someone would at least have the condition of him going out and finding another job, which he seemed pretty uninterested in doing.

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>>48606748
My Towel. Beyond the myriad of uses it already possesses, I took Concealment Equals Cover in Black Lagoon. So now my Towel also has the bullet resistance of tank armor.

>>48606750
Jumpchan is not the only one. She's not even one of a few. There are hundreds, thousands, millions of them. We're how they breed. I did not want to know this secret. But I can't stop.

>>48606944
Once you hit God Tier there's a badge you can get that allows you to pick up stuff and put it down without invoking the sylladex. Only one character is shown to have it, and by that point of the story Hussie mostly skips over any weird sylladex shit anyways.

And yes, the sylladex is a weird meta thing, When dealing with Homestuck, the answer is ALWAYS "it's a weird meta thing."

>>48606994
>They tend to be pretty expensive, though.
So I will dismantle Mystcraft and Terraria worlds for grist. Wasn't there also a perk that upgraded the alchemizer and kept costs down?

I like to Pimp out my Companions with goodies in case they decide to stay behind, or I get depowered. Also for people I like in a jump who will be staying behind.

>>48607260
What makes Shinji so difficult to love is that he's passive as hell in matters of affection, with only the occasional efforts. He's all take and no give and doesn't even have the courage to fool people into going along with it.

>>48607137
You mean Shinji was Bancho?

I've been tinkering with converting jumpchains to an RPG system, and I think I've finally cracked the code. Let me know if I've missed something.

Any jumpchain skill/ability can be bought as a gift (either you have it or you don't) or a skill with a default skill level of Superb. Skills may be purchased at lower levels for a discount.

Rung on the Fudge Ladder: Cost
Superb: 100%
Great: 80%
Good: 60%
Fair: 40%
Mediocre: 20%
Poor: Free

The advantage here is that you can roll 4 Fudge dice (or Fate dice; they're the same thing) to make skill checks. Roll 4dF and adjust your skill up or down the Fudge ladder by that many steps. Compare the result to the difficulty of the task, as ranked on the Fudge ladder. If the result equals or exceeds the task difficulty, you succeeded. Otherwise you either failed or succeeded in a way that made things worse for you.

As an example, let's say you took "Quidditch star" at Fair in the Harry Potter jump. You'll never be able to go professional, but it should be enough to get you around on a broom.

An airborne Draco Malfoy throws Neville's Rememberall at the ground, but Harry Potter is nowhere to be found! You jump into action! How hard is it to catch the Rememberall before it hits the ground? Let's call that Great difficulty.

Roll 4dF and... disaster! You rolled -3. Your Fair skill on a broom, shifted down 3 levels, becomes Terrible. Instead of catching the bauble and pulling out of the dive, you slam into the ground and break several bones. It looks like Madame Pomfrey will need to clear a bed for you in the infirmary tonight...

>>48607308
Just be sure not to overflow your Grist meter. Overflow doesn't disappear, but it does go into Gristtorent and make you have to download it back when you need it instead of having instant access. Your Grist meter grows as you level up, though. Just making you aware that trying to do this before going out and exploring your world is going take a huge amount of time.

>>48607247
Spacebattles.

>>48607251
>What would we call you then?
Anonymous.

>Also, were you the guy who made Problem Sleuth and started Genius the Transgression but got high and deleted his progress, or was that another guy.

That was me, I just don't think anyone else here would do Problem Sleuth at all, much less better. And Genius is free for whoever wants to do it. I've also started and abandoned Generic Toon Jump and am considering starting and abandoning Digger or Samurai Pizza Cats.

>>48607339
Shinji isn't that pathetic, and he eventually realized that forcing everyone into his shitty utopia is wrong.

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>>48607264
>That spoiler

>>48607308
Get Equivalent Exchange, use something that just generates infinite power, use it for powering up EE and generating materials, along with energy collectors. Break THESE down for grist.

Example jump using the Fudge Mod rules:

Jump: Ranma 1/2
1000 cp
martial artist -100
900 cp
Juusenkyo curse: choose cat -100
800 cp
Some kind of ninja: -50
750 cp
Amazon durability -100
650 cp
Medical Genius -200
*discount; Fair: 40% cost; -80 cp
570 cp
Copycat technique -300
270 cp
Flask of Water of Life -100
170 cp
Ki projection: -600
*discount: Mediocre: 20% cost; -120
50 cp
Fan of divine wind -50
0 cp

I wanted to learn martial arts, but most of the stuff I wanted was discounted for drop-ins. I finally decided to go with a drop-in background and do my best to get some training from one of the main characters. As per usual, I decided to roll 1d100 to see how this works out for me.

90! Fuck, yeah! During my time there I learn martial arts from one of the canon characters. I'll worry about which one later.

Since I had a few CP left over I decided to spend them on Mediocre ki projection. Not really something I'm enthusiastic about, but it might come in handy if I want to learn ki-based attacks in a different jump.

>>48607192
>Redline
But it's great.

It's the only reason I ever watched Redline in the first place.

>>48607352
>Skills may be purchased at lower levels for a discount.
That seems like adding unnecessary sophistication and demultiplying the chances of debates over how good you are at X.

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Overlord (LN/M/A) Jump:
CP: 1000
Drawback:
Powerless [+600]
Rival Guild [+200]
Location: The Fields of Death, Katze Plains
Race: Angel (Player) [Free]
Origin: Player, Magic User
Perks:
Tolerance for Evil [Free]
Personal Inventory [-50]
Themed Ascetics [-50]
Golden Mind [-100]
Enhanced Healing Ability [Free]
Alchemist [Free]
The 42nd Supreme Being [-1000]
Level One-Hundred [Free]
Class Skills, Magic User (Talisman Mage) [Free]
The Abyss of Magic [-300]
Gear:
Medium Tier Equipment [Free]
Legendary Tier Equipment [Free]
The Ring of Elru [-400]
The Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown [Free]

Homunculus Maid [Free]
Custom NPC (___) [Free]
Doppelganger Drop-In) [400]
Perks:
Tolerance for Evil [Free]
Personal Inventory (Upgraded) [Free]
Themed Ascetics (Upgraded) [Free]
Level One-Hundred [Free]
Class Skills, Drop-In (Ranger, Rouge, Sorcerer Swordsman) [-100]
Skillful & Resourceful [-100]
Skillful Acquisitions [-200]
Gear:
Legendary Tier Equipment [Free]

This is a great starter Jump!

>>48607435
Enjoy dying horribly because you took the trap drawback combo.

>>48607352
>Let me know if I've missed something.
The realization that this is a stupid idea and you should stop.

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>>48607352
...I don't know why you would want to do that unless you wanted to go full potato, but -
>being able to discount perks at a reduction in quality
No.

>>48607383
It just looks like you want a way to get stuff cheaper and nothing else really seems different.

>>48607447
How is that a trap?

>>48607352
Go home, anon. You're drunk.

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>>48607410
>It's the only reason I ever watched Redline in the first place.
>One of the greatest animated movies
>His only reason is because he saw it in a Jump

>>48607524
Well, you probably want to spend most of your time inside your guild. Becase another guild who only wants you dead has the same strength as Nazarick and it's after you.

>>48607528
Powerless takes away ALL out of jump knowledge. Rival Guild will basically hunt you down and kill you as soon as you leave the dungeon, and nothing you do can possibly let you survive against them if you took Powerless. Have fun getting ganked.

>>48607547
Not that anon, but I had never heard of Redline before there was a jump about it, and only watched it because one was made.

It is a beautiful movie, however, I'm glad I got to experience that.

>>48607509

Mostly I just wanted to run jumpchains more like a tabletop RPG. If I have martial arts training, and my opponent has martial arts training, what are my odds of success? If I have it at Great and he has it at Fair, I know that my odds are pretty good. (odds of rolling -2 or better: 93%)

>>48606750
The entire concept of jumpchain is a cycle. when we get our spark, we are destined to become something like jumpchan, and stater letting other jumpers into the multiverse.

>>48607671
There is an agreement going around for a bunch of anons and namefags have agreed to set each other on the chain if they get in.

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>>48607671
So Jumpchan is our mommy?

>>48607748
No anon, it's even wore: you're your mommy.

>>48606750
There is only one person accompanying you on your journey: Jump-chan. Even all your waifus and friends are but aspects of her.

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>>48607878
So, Nya?

>>48607878
She is yandere as fuck, and people think that there is a way to leave the chain.

>>48607628
Or, you, just ignore Brellin past the point where he went mad with power. I mean, he is saying No powers, and no knowledge is a +200 CP drawback.
But hey, you all started this by letting jumpmakers add worse and worse blatantly bad drawbacks and say they were worth less and less points.

So, jumpers, which one of you had your waifus at least attempt to fuse themselves into one waifu, at least temporaily?

>>48607971
There was never more than one waifu, there was only ever Jump Chan.

>>48607934
Technically is a 100cp drawback if you have lvl 100. You need another drawback to get the 800cp.

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>>48607929
There is, unless you wank otherwise. Some people don't even have Jumpchan. I see Professor Oak a lot.
>>48607971
I suppose that's one way to deal with pic related.

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>>48607971
A few threads back, some weirdo wanted to merge all his companions into one companion. Because they are all interchangeable parts or something.

>>48608038
> Welcome to the world of Black Bullet!
> Are you a boy or a girl?
> You can change it with 100CP!

Weirdly fitting.

>>48607971
Don't want to, don't need to. Only got one waifu! Help I prematurely took harem perks and nobody will leave me alone even when I say I've got someone

>>48608216
Toggle in YJ, Amulet in Girl Genius, Precise in DC.

>>48608216
*And she's gotta be a lesbian in Dodgeball.

Okay, so you know how in myths, or in the earlier parts of LoTR, people were capable of doing impossible things like slaying dragons, outfighting gods, and holding off armies by simple virtue of the fact they they were awesome enough to do so, with the details of how being irrelevant?

Are there any perks that let you do stuff like that?

>>48608261
>>48608247
This is very helpful, thank you.

>>48608349
Suplex a Train in FF6 and Realm of Myths in Civilization might be what you're looking for.

>>48608389
>Realm of Myths
That will probably work.

Just curious is there are any perks that let you test someone by comparing your metaphysical "night" to theirs?

Alright anons, we're fast approaching the 1000th thread. Anything you'd like to say before we do?

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The Gamer/Minion Master chain requires yet another toss good Jumpers.

Last time: Minion Master beat the shit out of Skynet with his Army, then got sent to the drug-fueled haze that is Alice in Wonderland.

The Gamer Chain-
Concept-Overlord Native-Chain, a Gamer like Ainz who got sucked into the New World. Built the way I would build a character for an MMO, Minions and Buffs for Minions.
Has a Gamer mind-set for most of the chain, trying to exploit anything he can, and to get more Minions and Buffs.

Companions- Forsetti, Gnarl, Lilith, Mooks, Lupa d'Angela, Akitsu, Yashima, Haihane, Waddle Dees, Heather, Genie, Female Hades,
Felyne(Not named),Arianrhod, Otis, Milo, Chara(SAVED, and Podded)

>>48608468
Dicks.

>>48608479
Golden Sky Story

>>48608429
Might*

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>>48608468
I love you people, I love you when you're discussing some cool combo, I love you when you're spurging over the Lore of your favorite setting, I love you when you're arguing over damn near anything.

I love this thread, I love this CYOA, and I love you Anons.

>>48608479
Terminator.

>>48608468
I forgive you all.

Is a Re: Zero Kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu jump possible?

>>48608479
Yu-Gi-Oh or NGNL

>>48608503
Rock on, Anon of Justice.

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>>48608495
Sure thing.

>>48608505
>Mention Skynet in the "Last time" section
>Send me to Terminator
Wat? I was just there.


>>48608538
I'll take both.

Besides Fallout, Stargate, and maybe Chrono Trigger, what are some jumps with perks that help you reverse engineer technology?

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>>48608468
I consider most of you friends on some level. You're all (and by all I mean the ones that aren't screaming children. You know who you are.) pretty great.
>>48608521
Since you're the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, Complete and Utter Obliviousness, you are very much in the exception bin.

>>48608468
Hope I provided fun and entertainment, and thanks for listening to any of my stories or enjoying any jumps I made.

On a related note, thank you /jc/ for being a fun place for my guilty pleasure hobby. Yall are fantastic.

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>>48607264
>spoiler

I knew it!!!

>>48608468
ASA, I always disliked you the most.

>>48608468
I'm amazed we got this far, and I'm worried it's a trap.

>>48608578
>>48608580
These images are both adorable.

>>48608578
was That really necessary?
I can get not liking me,but I really don't get the degree to which people don't like me.

>>48606748
Muatra

>>48606750
Love.

>>48606884
City of Heroes is a clusterfuck. Like pissing on a grave.

>>48608468
Despite how autistic, salty, spiteful or such the thread quite often gets, I am happy we got the Jumpchain threads.

>>48607264
Too bad that after its over and everything goes potatoes there will be no good bars or movies to go too with all the world eating monsters.

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>>48608468
I've become a mess and the only thing keeping me here is by not being here 80% of the time

>>48608468
See you in thread 2000.

Once we hit thread 2017 we should do some kind of timey wimey bullshit.

>>48608468
Everyone here is awesome and it's been neat watching this community form and grow. Here's hoping for another thousand threads.

Even after I start jumping, I'll still be making new builds.

>>48608468
Wish I could get my shit together and finish one of these projects

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>>48608468
I know I'm a bit of a late comer to this whole party, but I'm glad I found this board, this thread, and all of you. It's been fun and I can't wait to have more fun. I really do like a majority of you and I'm happy I could contribute to this community.

>>48608580
For you, the next one in that series.

>>48608528
Yes, as long as you don't have the rewind or immortal powers, everything else there should be fair game.

>>48608563
Worm.

>>48608521
>>48608625

Y'know I suspect people would have been more sympathetic if you weren't such a self-righteous ass.

>>48608558
Oops. Somehow read that as you beating up a wannabe Skynet not the real deal. My bad.

>>48608626
>Muatra
m'dick

>>48608563
MCU.

>>48608468
dumpster fire incoming

>>48608677
>>48608580
I love these

>>48608563
Gundam 00, I think? One of them anyways. Scientist Capstone Booster is great.

>>48608098
I'll have you know that it was because I wanted then to count as a single companion for import purposes, and merging the together into a singular being is perfectly appropriate.

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>>48608468
You should have killed me when you had the chance.

>>48608740
I want to know if there's more.

>>48608625
Yes.

>>48608468
This thread taught me that I'm a horrible person with some really creepy interests, and it's more normal than I thought it was.

Oh god, help me.

>>48608758
Two more images, with adult Undyn.

>>48608468
I wish I'd never found Jumpchain.

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>>48608740
>>48608758
There are two more in the series. They will be posted.

>>48608636
I hold out hope it will be better than I expect, but someone less than I hope. You are wrong about the bars though. BartenderAnon will be there, serving up the best food and drinks collected from the corners of the multiverse.

>>48608468
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

>>48608468
All my life is pain and suffering and Jumpchain alleviates it for little while.

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>>48608756

>>48608468
Thank you all so very much for introducing me to this. Thank you to all Jumpmakers for the gifts you've given us,It is because of you that we can have these threads.

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>>48608756
There there Red. I think you, your jumps, and your contributions to the conversation are pretty great.
Also no potatoes.

Should I go to Merlin or Amalur to pick up immunity to fate.

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>>48608468
I’d just like to say thanks to those of you who aren’t complete and utter cunts. You’ve really made time spent here worthwhile, and have provided me with both idle enjoyment and inspiration to do other things. I wish you nothing but the best.

Cheers.

>>48608853
Of Destiny Born in Viking Saga. Nothing can go wrong.
Actually Merlin. It seems a bit better.

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>>48608468
My only regrets are that I haven't made a longer chain nor added graphics to all my jumps.

>>48608468
It's been fun, and I wonder how much further we'll go with these threads.

In any case, you guys are awesome. Hope you'll enjoy the jump I'll release for our 1000th.

>>48608871
That pic is hilarious.

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>>48607194
Enjoying is the rather mild word. The whole thing is one of my childhood darlings.

...So!

Diclonius [500]: Truly, I could pick nothing else.

Like a Scalpel [100]: My movements become completely unaffected by stress? Gimme!
Mark of a Devil: Now, I may not quite have a horn fetish... But. But!
Vectors: Not just telekinesis, but actual hands...
Seed of Chaos [200]: At times, I wonder - is extinction via denial of your race to your children truly as bad as genocide? ...That sounded better in my head.
Inhuman: Alright. Pretty good.
Like An Angel [100]: Ara, ara... I do so love to smile.
Of Many Hands [200]: MORE multitasking!
I Know My Voice [300]: Complete purge, you say? Oh, why must you spoil me so?~

One Of My Own [200]: Let me love you, Kaede. Also, have this "I Know My Voice" perk. You'll need it.

Nana’s Everyday Life: Mandatory drawback number one...
DNA Voice: ...And two.
MINE!: Listen to me, Kaede! Just me. Let us hold hands for a moment before both descend into abyss that is Nyu.
Annie!: One per week? Yikes. Good thing she still has all the powers. Also, my companions are going to love this jump. Until Kaede gets to them, that is.
Arm and an Arm: Gee. Guess who cuts THOSE off.

~~~

In short? This will be a sad decade.

Despite her purity and innocence, Annie is still but a shell, a pale sliver of what once was - rather unlike Nyu, I suppose. As danger brings me out, I can slowly calm Kaede down as she restores herself from Nyu.

But helping other Diclonii? Saving - truly saving - Nana? Preventing the Diclonius War?

That will fall to the people who I choose to bring in.

Hm, I wonder.

>Hello, Vlad. We have a problem. Well, YOU have a problem. Me, I have schizophrenia. And that's just one of your problems.

...Alright, no Alucard in this universe. Decisions, decisions...

~~~

Thank you, Heavens. I love it.

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>>48608908
I wanted to post something classy for the occasion.

>>48608468
How the fuck did this barely organized group of shitposters, powergamers, writefags, and wannabe writefags, barring super cool dudes like myself, ever last 1000 fuckin threads.

Hats off to our staying power folks. Like AIDS, you can't keep us down.

>>48608853
Merlin seems like it's super safe and has really strong magic too. Just take what you want and hide in a hole for 10 years working on other projects.

>>48608468
No matter where we go from here it was all worth it. And I made friends here I'll never forget.

>>48608468
It's been fun.

>>48608495
Sorry, looking over the jump I'm gonna have to reject it. I dunno why, something just feels off. I can't put it into words exactly.

>>48608468
This had been a frustrating, shitty experience filled with horrible people and pointless arguments about things that are completely irrelevant.

And given the chance, I'd do it all again.

>>48607435
You only get 100cp for 'Powerless' if you take 'Level 100'.

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>>48608798
>You are wrong about the bars though. BartenderAnon will be there, serving up the best food and drinks collected from the corners of the multiverse.

It is my dream after all.

There's still a thread head of us before 1000, you know. Two threads, this and the next, for it all to blow up.

Please someone for the love of mankind make the 1000th edition some sort of quote from Jumpchan asking you to participate in the chain, I will fucking hug you through space and time.

>>48608468
I love this place. There could be no way otherwise. And it was all worth it already.

Thank you all.

>>48609036
>>48609037
Maybe a quote from one of the early threads? Can you really believe it's been two years since all this started?

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/jumpchain/end/2014-12-30/page/8/

>>48608468
I would like to say:

Most of the people trying to nice warm and fluffy are covering up & blatantly ignoring almost 1000 threads of dumb bullshit.

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>>48609022
True and I will do a rebuild as soon as I can post it.

>>48609068
>JoJo anon
Oh...

>>48609068
>Can you really believe it's been two years since all this started?
With the rate we've been burning through threads lately? No.

>>48608563
Iji and X-Com.

>>48609037
No potatoes.

>>48609068
>that Reborn pdf

Ugh. People actually liked that shit?

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>tfw your to smart too make jumps

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>>48609209

RE: Generation Kill
Is it wrong of me to want yo take Captain America as a companion?
Because that would be infinitely amusing when he's not your CO

>>48608853
Go to Amalur, there isn't actually much there of value beyond the fateless and fate shift stuff.

>>48609183
Different time, difference standards.

Honestly if someone had posted the pokemon Jump now then the thread would bitch and whine about it. If Jumpchain continues then the ones we call good now will probably have people say "Ugh. People actually liked that shit?"

>>48609209
absolutely precious

>>48608521
>>48608625
Well, Bancho, normally I just ignore most of what you post, but I have to say.
*You're* forgiving *us*? And you don't understand why that would make some people buttflustered?
Sometimes, I see your posts and I can't help but wonder, "does there go a troll to end all trolls?"

>>48609304
Dude, he still thinks himself justified for dragging several people's names through the mud back when he was still accepted in public.

>>48608468
Thanks for giving me a lot of writing practice, and sorry I procrastinated so much that I don't have anything ready for Thread 1000.

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>>48608521

>>48609304
To be fair, if he genuinely does have epilepsy, then intentionally trying to trigger it is a major dick move.

You're still right though.

>>48608697
>Tinker/Reverse Engineer
Wow, I think that's the most powerful reverse engineering ability I've seen. Thanks.

>>48608468
This has wasted so much of my time on utterly inane shit, and ruined my enjoyment of a number of books, movies, anime and more.
On the other hand, it's actually motivated me to do a few hobby-related things and introduced me to even more media, some of it fantastic.
Here's to you, /jc/.

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>>48608538
Yu-Gi-Oh- Cards Games? With Monsters? But I can make monters whenever I want.
0/1100
Rolled for Heartland City
Rolled for 14
Technician
Original Deck- Come on man, I need my Companions/Best Minions as Monster Card.
Free Crazy Hair
Free It's a Trap
Discount Anti-Shadowrealm
Free Items
Destiny Cards

Disliked+100


No Game, No Life- I can't solve my problems by throwing Minions at it? God damn it!
0/1000
Rolled for 16
Elf
Discount Magic
Discount Summoning-Moar Minions, despite being absolutely fucking useless here.
Seeing the Future

>>48608468
Thanks for all the fun times. It's been great.

>>48609330
That is actually possible with the right combination of perks though, right? Because there are people I wish to slap upside the head.

>>48609304
you know this thread has literally tried to kill me right? I know I'm bad at stuff regarding people, but truly I don't intend to be a troll,most of the time I don't even know what I'm doing wrong and when I get That I am doing wrong I ask for guidance. I don't know what else I'm supposed to do! Help me!
>>48609319
I don't even remember doing that! I'm not saying I didn't I'm saying, how long ago was it? When does the moving on happen?

>>48609369
I could've sworn there was a perk that explicitly allowed you to do that?

>>48609383
it's in generic virtual world

>>48609383
Kung Fury has a perk to let you shoot through the phone, so that could be the start of something.

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Here's the last one, for the interested Anons.

>>48609382
No Tera.
The thread did not do anything to you. Well, except call you a faggot, which is true. It was individuals who did so.

>>48609409
>Magikarp finally made it
YES!

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>>48608468
I always thought Konata was secretly a good person
Mages are best and warriors are for teasing.
Speedsters are dicks.
While this place may not always be fun it has at least been entertaining, desu

>>48609382
>Help me

People've tried helping you and you've spat in their fucking faces - Red chief among them. Hell, Konatanon fucking played editor to the disasters you call jumps, and one image made you take an almighty SHIT on one of the few people who was nice to you.

You ask for help but you slap away people who try to. That's why the only thing people have for you now is scorn.

>>48609409
Gyrados = best pokemon.

>>48609409
Thank you. My life would not have been complete if you'd left it where it was.

>>48608468
All in all, I think this game is pretty fun!

>>48609382
>you know this thread has literally tried to kill me right?


Maybe its you? Like have you tried leaving jumpchain and going to another thing? Maybe go to the quest board?

>>48609502
He tried once, but apparently he's "addicted"

>>48609502
He tried.

He came crawling back. Under the name ManlyManon.

>>48609427
yeah Anons in the thread, On several occasions, I think you're being A bit nitpicky, I did not mean to state that the thread itself was capable of doing it on its own, but yes there were people in the thread who did so.
>>48609476
1.red's criticism was never constructive and usually vague.
2.Konatanon did something once and we talked about it like reasonable adults in irc.
>>48609502
if only it were that easy,I'd love to give this up but I can't, it's purest escapism I've been able to find.

>>48609524
>>48609532
>>48609540
Well then maybe he (or you bancho) should stop posting.

>>48609540
>1.red's criticism was never constructive and usually vague.

Oh are we playing that game huh?

>2.Konatanon did something once and we talked about it like reasonable adults in irc.

Yeah, after you screamed like an infantile idiot at them.

>>48608468
I'm sorry about some of the mistakes I've made. And that I take so long making things.

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>>48609540
>1.red's criticism was never constructive and usually vague.
>2.Konatanon did something once and we talked about it like reasonable adults in irc.

I have a feeling you are the antired faggot but then again I could actually put up with him easier than your lies and bullshit.

>>48608468
*Inset something poignant and meaningful here*

>>48609581
There is nothing to apologize for, mysterious jumpmaking anon.

>>48609558
desu, I don't know what I would do if he left. He's such a fixture in the threads that it would just be...off.
Like when he went away for a week last month? I was legitimately worried (not in a personal way mind you, but like you would worry about your neighbor's cat) that something happened to him.

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>>48609463
>>48609478
>>48609479
You're very welcome. Magikarp/Gyarados is one of my favorite Pokemon as well, even with his horrendous weakness to electric moves.

And now this all makes me want to write a Magikarp chain, but I have so much on my plate already and I have no idea how I would write that character. A constant underdog? Augh! Brain! Stop thinking about this! There's Fifth Element fluff to write!

>>48609558
He won't.

He insists he has something meaningful to contribute.

>>48609409
Seen here: Moments before the newly-evolved Gyarados, hungry after its mighty growth spurt, finally managed to eat something more substantial than gold fish flakes.
Because it was blue fish flake.

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>>48609548
>Can you imagine Red posting about forgiving us all for GrudgeShitposter?
I sure as hell can't.

>>48609540
>1.red's criticism was never constructive and usually vague.

>>48609331
There's been, what, 0-2 attempts at that, depending if you count posts that contain some variant of "BANCHO I HOPE YOU SEE THIS AND IT TRIGGERS YOUR EPILEPSY" in post or filename? So maybe one anon, maybe 2? And he's forgiving us *all*? Can you imagine Red posting about forgiving us all for GrudgeShitposter?

>>48609478
They're at the top of the list.

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>>48609597
I can't help but feel like there is.

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Overlord (LN/M/A) Jump 001:
CP: 1000
Drawback:
Foreigner [+100]
Powerless [+100]
Rival Guild [+600]
Location: The Fields of Death, Katze Plains
Race: Angel (Player) [Free]
Origin: Player, Magic User
Perks:
Tolerance for Evil [Free]
Personal Inventory [-50]
Themed Ascetics [-50]
Golden Mind [-100]
Enhanced Healing Ability [Free]
Alchemist [Free]
Favored by Fortune [-100]
Friends With the Devil [-100]
The 42nd Supreme Being [-800]
Level One-Hundred [Free]
Class Skills, Magic User (Talisman Mage) [Free]
The Abyss of Magic [-300]
Gear:
Medium Tier Equipment [Free]
Legendary Tier Equipment [Free]
The Ring of Elru [-400]
The Ring of Ainz Ooal Gown [Free]

Homunculus Maid (Flesh Homunculus) [Free]
Custom NPC (___) [Free]
Doppelganger Drop-In) [400]
Perks:
Tolerance for Evil [Free]
Personal Inventory (Upgraded) [Free]
Themed Ascetics (Upgraded) [Free]
Level One-Hundred [Free]
Class Skills, Drop-In (Ranger, Rouge, Sorcerer Swordsman) [-100]
Skillful & Resourceful [-100]
Skillful Acquisitions [-200]
Gear:
Legendary Tier Equipment [Free]

Rebuild done, also noted that I had a free 200 cp cause I still thought that The 42nd Supreme Being was 1000 instead of the 800 it is now.
Also the name of the game is traps! Setting up trap magic shouldn't be too problematic and the ability to have precast a large variety of negative status effects, such as confusion, insanity, vertigo, torpor, poisons,the more powerful ‘toxins’, polymorphing, petrification, instant death effects, and a fairly even mix of both arcane and divine spells with The Abyss of Magic enhancing each spell, of which I can store three of the same on one Talisman now, and area of effects wide enough to engulf entire cities means that my flexibility is and edge.
Also having a triple-maximized magic Over Rank honed through The Abyss of Magic is freaking huge. With the Abyss I can make a fireball into a city buster so imagine what I can do to my classes equalization to Fallen Down.

>>48609473
Sauce?

>>48609609
Please keep your vore fiction isolated to your FA account.

>>48609616
You should apologize, Nerfwhore. Or hurry up and give us the Nerf jump, whichever you prefer.

>>48609540
>>48609616
It's always a bitch when the people you try to throw under the bus to excuse your own bullshit show up in thread to call you out, isn't it Tera?

>>48609616
okay if you disagree with That post some criticism you have given me, because I remember you being pretty vague.

>>48609616
>pic related
Who's that?

>>48609657
sorry mate, no clue. I got it off a different thread.

>>48609696
The female version of the MC from Fire Emblem: Fates.

If you want to buy it, get the Japanese version. The western version censored HEADPATTING.

>>48609674
You remember it being vague so that you could drag them through the mud and demand a public apology in thread for daring to try and make you nerf PS238.

Which you then continued to buff stupidly so over the next few months.

>>48609672
wait what? what bull crap have I been doing that I'm trying to Excuse?

>>48609712
Anon, this is a blue board.

>>48609722
hey I'm not to say I got the balancing point right the first couple of times there, but the balancing point red suggested was way too low.

>>48609712
... does the Japanese version have English text? Because that's kindof important for me.

>>48609600
Wish something had, nothinf deadly just bad enough not to log in to his computer. He is only good as a metric for powerwanking and bad ideas.

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>>48609736
Call the mods, I don't give a fuck. Heapatting is best. Its censorship in FE: Fates' western release was a war crime.

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>>48609657
Oh hey, I remember that artist. http://sashamya.deviantart.com/

>>48609664
I'll only apologize for not finding enough material to make an adequate Nerf jump. It would have been OC as fuck and I wouldn't have felt comfortable going that far considering the thread's views on OC jumps.

>>48609674
I think Terra Formars is proof enough that what you remember and what actually happened are two different things.

Looking to do a Gundam chain for the hell of it. Whats the best order to go in?

>>48609775
Oh, I didn't realize you gave up on it, I thought it was still in progress. Oh well.

>>48609772
How lewd.

>>48609789
Depends, what do you want out of it?

>>48609789
Have you done other jumps already, or is this going to be Gundam-only? Because depending on what survival or engineer perks you have, the best order can vary.

Is it a good idea to cook with hellfire?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjvlDUMWrNI

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>>48609769
Learn Japanese anon, it'll be worth it ultimately.

There might be some kinda fan patch to either add it back or put the english text in the Japanese game by now, I dunno. You might want to check.

>>48609802
No, it's pure.

>>48609789
Well, I guess in order of when they came out? Pretty sure each Gundam is more advanced than the last, due to a classic case of "We need to make this more awesome than the last series" or something. Except for Build Fighters. I don't know what's going on there.

>>48609775
that is a good Point,I'm not going to argue That I don't Frequently perceive and thus remember things wrongly. I'm sorry.

>>48609723
Lets be honest here, you were a colossal asshole way back when and now it has escalated to the point where hating you is a meme. I would suggest dropping the trip but you're too recognisable. You are pretty much screwed in terms of public opinion and there is litte to nothing that you can do about it.

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>>48609826
Anon, you fucking madman, you're going to destroy us all!

>>48609799
Yeah, sorry. The only actual content for it is two shitty video games that turn Nerf guns into weapons of mass destruction and a robot that wants to use nerf guns to kill all humans for... some reason? They never explain it.

Point is there was so very little there that I couldn't justify it with the ruleset we have now. So rather than fight it and risk causing problems I just dropped it.

>>48609857
We'd recognize him by the way he types.

>>48609857
pretty much yeah.

>>48609789
I don't know the order. But you probably should do Build Fighters last, for the continuity drawback.

>>48609815
A mobile suit, mainly.

>>48609816
Not Gundam exclusive, but I've been putting it off for the reason stated.

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>>48609868
>>48609826

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Alright now let's get a second Jump in. eh /JC?

Anybody know of any way to get hyperbolic time hijinks besides Narnia, SCP, and Dead Space?

>>48609884
That's what I meant yea.

>>48609874
What do you think about a pepsiman jump?

>>48609920
Super Robot Wars

>>48609857
>>48609887
I want to make it clear however that I am dedicated to being a better person and learning from my mistakes,I want nothing more than To belong in this community

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>>48609926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-FGjXTuPwM

>>48609926
Do iiit.

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>>48609926
I wouldn't know the first thing about that.

Besides. I'm pretty much dedicated to the ritual altar that is Black Crusade when I finish Warframe.

Is there anything like 'Alegetty Idol' from Chrono Trigger in other jumps?

>Reward - Alegetty Idol: Made from clay from the former Earthbound village, it depicts a figure with broken wings that stands tall and proud regardless. Designed to invoke a sense of empathy in those who view it, it helps you better remember what it's like to be without power. Not only will this give you a better sense of perspective, but will also make it easier for you to adapt should you one day lose your own powers.

The closest thing I've been able to find is 'Relax a Little' from Generic Parenting Jump. It allows you to always be able to empathize with others, but it seems inadequate in that it only works on those you're on friendly-to-neutral terms with. This makes it seem more... false than I'd prefer, and not as useful for my purposes. The thing is, I *want* to be able to empathize with my enemies -- or those I'm on less-than-neutral terms with -- because sometimes they have a point.

>>48609893
Alright, then. Well, I'd suggest starting in SEED. Mostly because that's the only one that doesn't have an import option, so you'll get the best mecha that way. Now, SEED is full of douchebags with weapons of mass destruction, so it's a bit of a risk, but if you're strong enough there's a lot of benefit to killing everyone there. A lot of very good technologies to steal, too. They do more with just fission power plants than most Gundam settings do with fusion, so excellent power systems. As well as crazy optics technology, pretty strong energy barriers, antimatter weapons, electrorheological reinforced smart materials...all sorts of stuff. For the machine you buy yourself, I suggest going for the most expensive option and getting the Akatsuki Gundam. It's ridiculously strong.

From there, I'd go to 00. Again, lots of assholes, but really nice tech and you can import your Gundam for some cool toys. GN Drives give enormous amounts of power, gravity manipulation, beam weapons, and in high enough quantities telepathy and FTL teleportation. I also recommend buying ELS Formed for your Gundam, it's a really cool upgrade. Lets you assimilate other tech into your machine, so have it eat all the stuff you stole in SEED at this point.

From there, it's more or less take your pick. It's all good stuff. Just make sure to buy the UG Cells in G Gundam and the Psychoframe in UC Gundam. Those are very cool upgrades.

>>48609951
It has a mouth?

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>48609937
On it!
Rolling for Location!

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>>48608468

THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES BITCHES

>>48610009
>pepsiman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIpJ4tS_vM8

yes, and apparently it shoots out cans of Pepsi Judging by the the that we see him without a mouth then the people holding Pepsi and his mouth open.

>>48609775
>Spoiler
Thanks, Red.

>No Nerf jump
Truly a great loss. I weep for what could have been.

>>48609821
Not unless you want to corrupt souls. Do not trust a succubus when she says she has cooked something for you. Both the ingredients and the methods will be questionable.

>>48609921
Negima.

>>48610089
SUBARASHII!

>>48610100
But a succubi get a free cooking perk in Rosario.

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>>48610195
DO NOT TRUST.

>>48610276
You chose this fate.

>>48610195
Well, hey, at least it's not a vampire cooking perk from there.

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>>48610297
I actually didn't anon. I'm just warning you. Pictured is the sort of thing that will happen to you if you accept food from succubi.

>>48610393
Eh. See >>48610318
It could be a loooot worse.

Is there a list of jumps that give non magical supernatural powers?

>>48610393
I'd eat it.

>>48610588
Bad anon, no. That's unsanitary, not to mention they have been baked to a golden brown in the corrupting fires of hell.

>>48610588
The problem is that she fed it to someone who didn't know what was in it.

In the immortal words of Sonic the Hedgehog, "that's no good."

>>48610393
I find it hilarious that, in spite of taking place in a world where lewd is outlawed, this setting would probably be too lewd for a jump.

>>48608755
>and merging the together into a singular being is perfectly appropriate.
Have you met my Waifu, the Turducken? Sure I made a mockery that the idea that the component waifu's were unique individuals, but I freed up Two Whole Companion Spots!

Any else want to be my new companion so I can use you as a material component in Waifu synthesis?

>>48610625
>>48610639
And yet, I'd eat it.

>>48610684
Well, that's why she's not feeding them to you.
You gotta lure the yandere in, anon.

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>>48610705
Right, I can do this.

>>48610676
>implying

You can't merge things together that weren't separate in the first place. The idea that you could merge beings together that aren't unique is retarded, in that case they'd already just be a single person. Merging things together means that separate beings become a single lifeform in totality. You can't merge things together that weren't independent from each other in the first place. Also, what are you, stupid? Merging things isn't an insult to the idea that the components were individual in the first place, it's the formation of a gestalt whole between separate beings as a singular one.

What, is the existence of you a mockery to the autonomy of your individual cells?

>>48607192
Trust me on this, I'm just the guy with the books and loads of spare time. Trying to actually write the jump itself would've been a disaster. See Ravnica for what happens when I try to do big jumps. Meanwhile Gaim, my attempt to do a small jump, is rapidly growing to a large one anyway. Though that I have a lot more people to bounce ideas with. 3-4 origins, 2 1-2-4-6 perklines, 2 item lines of same values. I tried to stick to 1 line of perks but it just wouldn't fit, and was doing 2 lines of items for Lockseeds/Drivers as opposed to other items.

>>48610571
-Star Wars
>"Many people confuse The Force with magic."

-Avatar TLA/LOK
>"It's not magic, it's bending!"

-Psychonauts
>Psionics

-F.E.A.R
>Psioics

-Worm
>Clarktech

-FMA (Maybe)
>Totally not magic, scientifically analyzed Alchemy

-RWBY (Maybe)
>Soul power.

-Bioshock/Bioshock Infinite
>Plasmids, Vigors and quantum mechanics.

-Generator Rex
>Nanites

-Assassin's Creed
>Alien genes.

-Bloodborne (Maybe)
>Alien Blood

-Underworld
>Viruses

-Prototype
>Viruses.

-Resident Evil
>One guess. Viruses.

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>>48610806
>Gaim
>mfw the Fruit-based Kamen Rider series

>>48610822
You forgot
Git,s und Panzer
>It's carbon coated!

>>48610768
>Steve Irwin not only casually defeats a dragoness, not only does so while talking about her and her kind for his show, but also accidentally seduces her
The stingray got a lucky shot. Nothing else could stop this absolute mad man.

>>48610859
That stingray must have had a higher CR than most gods.

>>48609068
>from one of the early threads
the reborn pdf was before my time I guess,
I do not see it on the drive.
Repost please?

>>48610781
>a mockery to the autonomy of your individual cells?
Well, kind of. See the little buggers try to do a runner from in there!

>>48610874
Nah, was probably just something like That Damned Crab.

>>48610781
If the cells were capable of independent thought, I'd imagine they would consider it so.

>>48610874
>>48610859
>Implying Steve Irwin didn't let the Stingray get him so he could pass on and teach people about animals in his next existence
>Implying Steven Irwin wasn't a jumper who just wanted to go out dying to what he loved, nature

>>48610904
It's already in unimaged.

Or is this bait for another round of anti-Red shitposting via clamoring for the imaged Reborn jump.

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Generation Kill
> Age: 33 [Rolled17] (4/6/7)
> Gender: Female?
> Location: Godfather
> Origin: Embedded Civilian
> Boot Camp [Get a Freebie!]
> Whiskey Tango Foxtrot [Get a Freebie!]
> Busy Doing Nothing [-100CP]
> Wrote For Hustler [Get a Freebie!]
> Translator [-100CP]
> Winning Hearts & Minds [-200CP]
> Heart of the Matter [-300CP]
> Pack-Rat [-200CP]
> Creative Requisitioning [-400CP]
> Unfucked Comms [-100CP]
> PPE [Get a Freebie!]
> Camera & Notebook [Get a Freebie!]
> Pizza Hut Convoy [-200CP]
> Lucky Charms [Get a Freebie!]
> Glory Hounds [+300CP]
> Intel Was Right [+300CP]
> Camcorder Montage Tape [Get a Freebie!]

> Jump Count: "Enough."

Oh boy! An entire jump all about war and fighting. Just what I always... ... wanted.
christ

Anyway, you might as well make it fucking interesting for me. Let's ramp up the danger level a couple hundred notches and make the commanders all selfish dickholes. Then maybe when I flood the battlefield with goats and robots maybe you'll all just be grateful for the distraction.
Meanwhile, I'll be the one person not actually tied to this establishment, so if I feel like fucking off for awhile I can.

At the very least, I suppose I can keep everyone supplied. I know how to get things! Don't ask how I get things.
Also, if you go to capture a position and find the enemy mysteriously wiped out, don't ask about that either.
In fact, don't ask about anything I do.
I'm very busy.
Doing nothing.
In between the occasional pizza party.

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>>48606748
My coffee machine.

>>48606750
If you enter L-Space in 40K while carrying a copy of Codex: Space Marines 5th Edition and chant TTAM DRAW three times while walking counterclockwise, you will without fail find your way to the Black Library

>>48607352
Just as a hypothetical-how does this system handle being able to manipulate causality and probability to the point where you can assert you rolled basically all of the dice, retroactively, and your opponent botches an arbitrary number of rolls while you gain an equal number of automatic successes?

>>48606884
I...don't have one?

>>48607192
>My 6 year old niece

Princesses OP nerf when?

>>48608468
How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. Got nowhere to run. The night goes on/As I'm fading awaaaaaay. I'm sick of this life. I just wanna screaaaaaam

How could this. Happen to. MEEEEEEEEE

>>48610806
>See Ravnica for what happens when I try to do big jumps
Can we? I'd like to.

Uh, guys-someone seems to have posted a Circle of Magic jump by SJ on the new jumps folder. I don't remember getting a look at that in thread, was that ever posted here?

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So, on the subject of Super Robot Wars. The Companion Upgrade VARIABLE FORMATION grants a combinng Mecha Option and grants 30 RP to each person included to make a Mech.

My problem is I have 50 RP as default and I can't tell if I'm getting another 30 RP in addtion to that.

I'm okay with taking the 10 RP additional that you'd usually get with Elemental Pride instead, it still leaves me with 60 RP I just wanted to know if the additional 30 applied to the Jumpers RP as well. Can't seem to find a ruling on this

What am I supposed to use correspondence for? How do I turn these souls into judgments?

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>reading through third thread
>see "Marvel and DC are both to OP for a Jump Chain CYOA and wouldn't work"

If only he knew how things would end up, man.

>>48611152
It was, but for editing, I don't think it was finished yet.

>>48611152
Yeah, like two days ago.

>>48611152
No, it wasn't. She included a bunch of sketchy shit in it and got bitched at by the thread for it. Surprise, surprise, she didn't post it in here or talk about it before uploading it.

>>48611165
Remember when a Slayers jump was first talked about, and people actually freaked out about Jumpers getting the Dragon Slave?

>>48611165
They were kind of right, the only difference is they should have also said it was to inconsistent.

>>48611188
>baiting this hard

>>48611152
Yes it was posted here for feedback, but it wasn't finished yet if I remember correctly.

>>48611219
>biting this hard

>>48611165
>Let's do some number crunching.

>Say in the ten years you've spent in the pokemon verse, you have accumulated enough money to build 4 daycare centers in your warehouse and have bred 8 perfect IV adamant natured magikarp;4 males and 4 females, and you have placed them all in your daycare centers.

>Assuming you also have required the oval Charm, this means every 256 steps you will have roughly 80% chance of getting an egg from each daycare center.

>Assuming a Gaussian distribution of probabilities, there is a 68% chance of getting 3 eggs within one standard deviation.

>It is estimated that it takes a average person 500 steps to walk a quarter of a mile and the average walking speed is 3.5 mph.

>So walking 256 steps equates to walking about 0.128 miles and it about 2 and 12 seconds.

>A magikarp egg requires 6 egg cycles or 1530 steps or 12 minutes and 14 seconds to hatch.

>So if all of this is properly micromanaged, you can release 3 magikarps within the first 12 minutes and 14 seconds of any jumpchain setting, after that you'll be releasing 3 magikarps every 2 minute and 12 second intervals, assuming you keep holding eggs and releasing magikarp into the wild.

>Doing this 10 hours a day continuously means you're releasing 267 magikarp into the wild. If you do this for ten years, that is roughly 974550 magikarp from your breeding program alone, not counting magikarp breeding in the wild, which means the the actual number is exponentially higher then this.

Is this the first instance of jumpers ruining everything?

>>48611165
Was always a bit silly given you could basically make a Batman build in Pokemon and within the first few jumps you could be a jedi/Harry Potter wizard.

It got out of hand almost instantly and you still had people weeks later saying it was getting out of hand.

>>48611219
Right, cause SJ doesn't have a history of including weirdly overpowered shit in her jumps. Oh, wait, what's >>48594643?

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>>48611188
She actually did post it in thread. But it seemed like at the time folks only wanted to know how much magic they could pump out, and the issues with thread magic being able to unravel concepts (and being given out for free) was "Well you have to buy two perks to get to that level"

Which to be fair that's 800CP you have to dump in at minimum, but I don't think it got anywhere after that. I mean, I certainly dropped the topic.

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>>48611158
Guys I'd like to know if there's a ruling for this.
Please. >>48611289 hey Red can you help a guy out.

>>48611115
Currently focusing on doing a few other things to get some practice and momentum going for Jumpmaking. Will return to Ravnica after that, and honestly might just relinquish what I have if somebody else expresses interest in the meantime. Partially just having trouble getting words onto paper and obsessing over the origins that really have issues with appeal. Dimir, Rakados, Gruul are the key offenders for being respectively Mindjacked spies, Crazy hedonistic bastards who tend to die by the bucketload, and savages whose main part in the book that cared about them was dying horrifically from a plague. Dimir at least have spy games and intrigue going for them. Gruul and Rakados not so much. Gruul don't even have the cool industrialized magic everyone else makes use of.

>>48611165
What if you could turn back the clock? Go back to the beginning, and warn yourself about one thing, tell yourself ONE thing about the future?

Me, I'd tell myself not to make a Jump of an unfinished series.

Where can I get a good dragon companion to import into Dragonlance?

>>48611289
>gif
>doesn't move

>>48611289
It's not anywhere near 'sketchy shit' level. That's just '800 to be on par with the MC when the MC is relatively strong for the setting' level.

>>48611297
Why ask Red to make a ruling on a jump that isn't hers? That's just asking for shit.

>>48609656
>Overlord (LN/M/A) Jump 001:
1. Brellin has really tried to make this combo unplayable, because you do not know you need to stay in the dungeon or die.
2. It is easier to just say Powerless + Rival Guild is +800, since powerless should be a 600+ CP drawback anyway.
3. Personal Inventory is free at basic level for players.
4. Themed Ascthetics is free at upper level,
5. You discounted Alchemical and Enhanced Healing ability?
6. You do NOT need Friends with the Devil with 42nd Supreme being (they will love you more than that by default), another specialization or discounted Talent is a lot better.
7. Take Ring of Elru for 200 CP, and take Legendary/Divine items from the Vault. As the only other full member, you can.
If you have Item duplication abilities or Item boosting abilities, make copies/better copies of divine armor.
(Use ANY Magic Item is also 200 CP vs Legendary Armor, and lets you use everything if there is any doubt)
8. Custom NPC only gets basic Inventory Free. (Tons versus tens of tons)
NPC is also player and can take 2 discounted Talents. Take 2 already discounted for free.
Heretomorphic Race is FREE for Custom NPC.
Yes, Custom NPC is the shit. Enjoy your new Waifu