So DnD question Tg. Am going to be playing 5th edition with a DM who is new to 5th but is familiar with 3.5. He wants a fun campaign and says we can play anything.
TL:DR
How do I build/ Play a Juggalo bard?
Take your dumb gimmick build shit back to 3.PF from which it was born.
Be insufferable and narcissistic until the party murders you.
If they don't, you aren't being insufferable enough.
Wear clown face paint and use magnet magic.
If you have to ask the question, "what build should I use for this character concept," you should probably be playing a different system. Fortunately, you don't really have to ask that question in 5th edition, at least not to the degree you had to ask it in 3.PF.
I'd recommend the College of Lore archetype for the Sick Burn ability, which you should abuse for fun and profit. Be le epic master ruseman. Do as >>48602349 suggests. Don't go out of your way to shank people, but when you do (and you will, 'cause it's D&D), get real sadistic about it.Oh God, why did my state have to produce such a cringeworthy group as ICP.
>>48598661
>How do I build/ Play a Juggalo bard?
1. Kill yourself
2. Take a few spins on the karmic cycle of rebirth
3. Realize that maybe you shouldn't make a juggalo
4. Make a different character
>>48598661
>play 4e
>slide the party around
>IT'S FUCKING MAGNETS
>>48596436
>>48598661
Same OP baiting folks maybe?
>>48602774
All states have their shame, yours is just that particular flavor
What's a juggalo?
>>48602774
This, and also dress in jester's motley, since you're a clown.
>>48603054
A fan of Insane Clown Posse
>>48603054
A fan of Insane Clown Posse, or likely a more hardcore, outspoken fan.
>>48598661
got an idea ripped straight from the home of insufferable. play the unkillable, give him clown immunity as best you can, be annoying as fuck about everything and generally piss everyone off till they attempt to murder you, then taunt them when they fail. i'd recommend finding some way to time travel so you can fuck with them in even more creative ways. go nuts, fucking magnets.
>>48603092YOUCAN'T
KEEP
THE
CLOWN
DOWN