So what's your tavern's special /tg/?

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>>48587547
Pure Lemon Juice. RAW.

>>48587547
Beef Surprise
The surprise is there's no beef

>>48587547
your mother

>>48587547
It is actually a universe jumping device, where only the proprietor knows which alternate reality will be next destination. That and it always appears in a different geographic location from where the PC's exit, so they need to find the tavern in the hopes of potentially getting back home.

>>48587547
White Port and Lemon Juice. Please please please gimme some more.

>>48587547
I'm going to glorious Nippon this October and the Tokyo Kirby Cafe better fucking be open.

On topic, Dire Skink Curry, served with either rice or bread.

Fresh dragon semen.

>>48587547
I call it the "bullwhip sandwich"
It's two slices of bread, with grilled and sliced bull sticks, our secret white sauce that has a tangy, salty flavor, with lettuce and tomato. It's served with a pan fried ranch oyster skewered through the whole thing to hold it together

>>48589719
So... Penis and Balls: The Sandwich?

>>48589789
Well if you want to be technical.
It wouldn't be on the menu, but rather the special that is announced to every patron or group of patrons ordering, hoping they aren't educated enough to know what it's made from

>>48589193

Open until the end of august I think

>>48587547

Dissapointment.

>>48587547
Chicken Fried Okra

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>>48587547
Various alcoholic beverages, at a reasonable price.
As well as a jovial owner/proprietor with a love of conversation.