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>>48583979
cant tell if those owls are like that from the factory or drawn on the lampshade with a sharpie

>>48584020
Thanks to Etsy, it can be both.

>>48584020
It's just a crudely drawn penguin, anon, the details are not important.

>>48584020

Factory. I recognize them from IKEA.

t. Swede

>>48584036
eh I got my holster from Etsy, they actually got some good leather and kydex ones

What the shit.

>>48584319
get fukt OP you have no power here

>>48584120
I thought you people shopped at real stores with stuff made by elves, and shipped your flat-packed bullshit to other nations.

>>48584398
I never understood the internet meme about ikea being hard to assemble.

Or is just my third world self being confuse since you need to learn how to scratch build a lot of stuff.

Do you want to hear about the Accordion of the Apocalypse?

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>>48584752
>>48584398
rjekt

>>48584797
Well, that makes it sound too predetermined. More like, the Accordion that caused the apocalypse.

>>48583979
Look up the salt merchant story.

>>48583979
>no tattoos
>no cigarette
>wine, not whiskey

Amateur hour.

ITT:
>ikea and elves

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>>48585073

>>48584852
>Misato
>any tattoos
wait, what?

>>48585073
>ITT: ikea and elves
Meanwhile on >>>/h/4342202

>>48585279
hivemind

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>>48584752
The only real challenge in building things from IKEA is finding properly sized replacement parts for the shit they inevitably forget to package.

I've had a lot of stuff that's missing important screws/bolts/etc. Though my luck might just be shit.

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>>48590457
I think your luck is just shit. My entire place is an Ikea catalog and I haven't encountered issues... yet

>>48584821
Kek

>>48585113
signed TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM

check the sup/tg/ archive and search peg-leg dave. He actually posted a thread here today after not posting for literally 5 years. Not that anybody seemingly noticed between 800 quest threads.

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>>48583979
Got one for you.

>>48584752
Agreed, nothing difficult about assembling that shit

>>48591469
Speaking of people who used to post here is that smug ass "Oh, I only play super VINTAGE board games." clown guy fucking gone?

>>48583979
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22259038/

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>>48583979
Do you want screencaps or links? Epic or funny?

If you have the time, check out
>http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/
its a collection of one of /tg/s all-time favorite storytimes.

Read 2D's shadowrun storytime.

>>48595386
Here's a link http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=2D

>>48583979
Well we just had our weekly Rogue Trader game. The Arch-Militant and some troops got trapped in an underground bunker with a homicidal AI who had cut off all communication.

So I ordered the instructions for the AI's reboot sent to the Arch-Militant in percussive military cant. We bombarded the planet's surface in morse code.

The bad news is that we killed hundreds of thousands. The good news is that we shut down the AI AND killed hundreds of thousands who might've opposed a hostile takeover of the planet.

>>48584020
Ohhhhh! Nice Hooters. <SSLLAAAPPP!> I meant the lamp shade...

Never change /tg/. Never change.

>>48596408
Her tits aren't that great anyways. Thousands of better ones are just a click away.

Why not entertain a more novel train of thought?

>>48584821
>not rektjavik
you had one job

>>48595179
Have more of the paladin thing? That shit is hype.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/tg

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/683085-4chan