Jumpchain CYOA Thread #994: Alola is Weird Edition

Well, at least Im making the attempt. Lots of work to be done, obviously.

Motorcity Framework
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What are the best perks to help me avoid surprise attacks, /jc/? What about perks to prevent my enemies from doing the same?

Hey Brows, couple of questions:

>Ascendant (600 CP, Discount Shurima): Through the power of Shurima's Sun Disc, You have gone beyond the realm of mortal men and become a demigod. As an Ascended being, you are ageless, sleepless, have no hunger or thirst, and have natural physical and magical capabilities well beyond those of mortal men. Your form is changed by Ascension, giving you a humanoid body with the head of an animal. Even you are not immortal, though, and you can still be killed through violence.

How big of a boost is this?

And is it locked to this form? Because I'm not into the whole "animal head" thing.

>>48575862
>>Aspect (600 CP, Discount Targon): Your power is, in the most literal way, heavenly. Blessed by one of the aspects of Targon, you possess fantastic magical powers, themed around celestial objects. Whether your powers are themed around belts of asteroids, constellations, or something like the sun or the moon are up to you. All aspects of your physical person are enhanced, giving you incredible strength, speed and agility. In addition, you have a wealth of knowledge, from all the previous lifetimes of your Aspect- Giving you access to ancient, forgotten lore from ages long past.

would a celestial event such as the Eclipse Be a valid Theme For This?

>>48576352
Looks pretty good so far.

Question in regards to Traveler's Gate and Girls und Panzer: Those shit that let us merge our Warehouses onto them. How the hell do they work with Warehouse adjustments like Titanic Sanctuary and similar?"

>>48576414
Wank it

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>>48576358
Auto-Pilot from Medaka Box is the best one, you unconsiously react to avoid attacks, you could litterally not move and sleep and yet you'll still avoid to dodge attacks. To make it even more bullshit pick up Octopus from the same jump to make it so you also react to stop enemies from ever performing an attack. Octopus was said to be vastly superior to Aito-Pilot in canon, so having both is fucking hax. Like pic related is just Auto-Pilot.

>>48576414
They involve Red jumps so expect her to swoop in with a smile saying you fucked up and your Warehouse exploded.

>>48576383
It's from League of Legends. Negative boost. Identifies you as a huge fag to everyone.

>>48576456
>See this
>Remember that a common trait of Valinhall Travelers is to react to threats in their sleep because shit CONSTANTLY tries to kill them in their bedrooms
>AKA the Drop-in route
JUST
I hate mobileposting

Okay, responding to Gaunlet prior thread. There used to be a note saying Second Gen Angelroids were Jumper only. I took this out at some point and forgot to make a note about it. It stretches your points down to near-nothing, but you can do it.

I do not remember what my logic for this was and buying The Prototype will generally earn you more. But, there it is. Your build's fine. Still curious as to how you provoked Chaos, tho.

At this rate I'm going to wake up one morning and all my jumps will be updated and I won't know what in the fuck

Is there anything similar to Re;Birth or Drain No that cover different areas or anything that can expand these defenses farther?

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>Alola is awesome edition
FTFY

>>48576525
theres a guy in irc who wants to aska few questions about terrirotires

>>48576560
A perk in Street Sharks offers resistance to genetic tampering.

The Alexandria Effect from Worm enforces the Manton Effect on you even post-jump.

>>48576525
Hey Emrys, for the purposes of becoming Travelers, are created beings that are sentient/sapient but not technically human valid to teach to become Travelers?

>>48576525
For what it's worth these traits are hella expensive, Octopus specifically requires being a edgy minus, and Auto-Pilot is good but it's like 300/150(Odd number bad for Cp expenditures)

>>48576352
suggestions
1.car customization section!
2.Hacking Stuff.
3. Zero point drawback that makes your time in the Metalpcalypse,hypothetical downtown and Megas XLR jumps Canon for the universe. they all have goat in them after all

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>>48576383
It's a pretty big all-around flat stat boost, but doesn't come with any inherent skills.

Yes, the power boost is locked into the animal-head form. I'm sure you can wank it out with Final Form or something, though.

>>48576385
Leona might take offense to you edging in on her turf, but go for it.

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>>48576039
Rereads everything in build...
>On Angels Wings...
Ah, found it!
>This will be a First-Generation Angelroid with the relevant background for free, with 600cp to spend on perks.

Sorry didn't catch that. I'll edit my build.

>>48576535
Nah it's cool, I really don't need it just having two versions of Pandora would have been cool.
Also...
>What is Love: Chaos has become fascinated with you, and is in some way convinced that she loves you. Unfortunately, Chaos’ idea of ‘love’ consists entirely of physical pain and torment. She will attempt to injure, maim, and eventually kill you to demonstrate this, and will hunt you down to the ends of the Earth to show it to you. To make matters worse, she adapts to your abilities and tactics after each battle, and even killing her will only be temporary. The only way to survive this madness is to either evade her, or try and convince her to look at love differently. Of course, this will only happen after many gruesome battles and encounters, so you best be prepared for the consequences. Chaos loses this immortality if she becomes a Companion.

Yeah my wife is kinda... well pic very related.

>>48576614
I honestly don't know from the league of legends I just remember I have that Motif ,hell it's even the symbol of my motorcycle gang. how worried should I be about her since I have no idea whatthe power level is in this Universe

>>48576560
Kirby has Dream Power or something like that.

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Taking suggestions for a Generation Kill jump.

Current backgrounds: Embedded Civilian (Drop In), Grunt, Sarge, Officer. May trash that if anyone has a better idea.

This may be the jump that offers the most pizza at any one time. Or not.

>>48576560
Polite Grace and Dignified Femininity from Girls Und Panzer prevents stamina, willpower, and fighting spirit from being externally sapped.

Would "Empty Night" from Dresden Files protect me from weapon enchantments?

>>48576614
Appreciate it.

anyone else having trouble accessing the google drive? whenever im signed in, i go to my google drive, but whenever im signed out i cant access past the first page. any solutions?

>>48576613

>1.car customization section!
Well now I have to because that sounds amazing. Would you mind if I completely ignore how cars work in reality?

>2.Hacking Stuff.
That will be the intended point of the Deluxe Citizen tree. Might make the perks trees 100/200/400/600 instead of just 100/300/600

>3. Zero point drawback that makes your time in the Metalpcalypse,hypothetical downtown and Megas XLR jumps Canon for the universe. they all have goat in them after all
Sure, but I don't know much about those settings so it wont be a descriptive drawback.

>>48576614
>It's a pretty big all-around flat stat boost, but doesn't come with any inherent skills.
What does that mean, exactly? How high id the power level in LoL?

>>48576651
Honestly, league of legends isn't that high-power unless you're talking about Kindred (Dual personifications of death), Bard (Celestial arbiter of balance), or Aurelion Sol (The closest thing the setting has to a Big G God). It's low-mid power at most.

Leona herself is a capable warrior who has sun-based powers, but nothing terribly special. She probably won't actually be mad at you, I was making a joke.

>>48576686
The newest update to the drive is complete horse shit, it is godawful and almost unusable.

>>48576585
I'll make this simple:
>Travelers must be humanoid (yordles and most races in mass effect count, as examples)
>Travelers must be sentient and sapient
>Travelers CAN be clones, but they have to meet the above requirements
That clear everything up?

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Posting this again because (minor) updates and evidently people don't check threads that died early in the 'morn. Who woulda thunk.

Changelog

Monsters purchasing items can choose to make the item part of their body, where/when applicable.
Cake Sisters take a single companion slot. Added a bit of info on them.
Added some notes on Android traps.
Forgot to mention Mags evolve. Added pso-world Mag link.
Added a link to schtserv for anyone who wants to see the game for their jump.
Slight wording change on Perpetual Destruction for clarification. You can have copies of different techniques stored.

>>48576684
Probably depends on the enchantments. A lot of enchantments make weapons sharper or more accurate, and that's indirect. It'd probably block an Exocalibah, though.

>>48576732
so is there no solution?

>>48576750
Phone.
Phone you had two jobs

>>48576727
So how are you handling death? Heroes die all the damn time in LoL, that's the whole point of it. So is there a different win/loss mechanic for the jump or is it just a super high risk jump as it's all murder all the time?

>>48576709
1.it would Be even more wrong if you didn't have them work like they do on the cartoon
2.I did not pick up on that,cool
3. Go watch Megas XLR,seriously,and it doesn't have to be that descriptive since they are already linked in their Respectivecannons.
>>48576727
okay but don't you also fight against them? Or Are They jobing?

>>48576656
Well, that's certainly an interesting IP (is that even the right term?) to base a jump off of. I certainly can't wait to slot it into my war arc.

>>48576721
Basically, every single champion in the League is a one-man army capable of turning the tides of entire wars themselves, whether through skill or sheer strength. Ascension basically means you're a demigod along the lines of Scion, if that makes any sense.

Honestly, I'm debating on making the perk more expensive, because it's pretty fucking good for 600 CP.

>>48576799
Death while fighting on the Fields of Justice doesn't count as death in any way that matters. Death outside of it counts. I mean, look at poor Urf.

>>48576827
>Death while fighting on the Fields of Justice doesn't count as death in any way that matters. Death outside of it counts. I mean, look at poor Urf.
Neato. Thanks.

>>48576792
Actually the question was about the workings of territories not travelers.

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>>48576827
>>Scion

do you mean the one from Worm?

>>48576827
by scion do you mean sion or scion from worm?

>>48576854
He linked to the wrong person and his name got fucked

>>48576873
>>48576857
I mean the White Wolf system. My bad.

>>48576818
>1.it would Be even more wrong if you didn't have them work like they do on the cartoon
Considering there is a point where they literally hang from a ceiling with no explanation other than 'Dutch did it', cars to amazing things.
>2.I did not pick up on that,cool
My intentions were to have a drop in, a builder with crazy car tech, a hacker with holotech, a car maestro, and a combat expert tree. Still havent completely nailed down what drop in should be though.
>3. Go watch Megas XLR,seriously,and it doesn't have to be that descriptive since they are already linked in their Respectivecannons.
Prolly should considering the things ive heard about Megas XLR and Metalpcalypse. Really ive just been on a video game kick and havent been watching as much media.

so in the sburb jump, there is a perk that allows you to ascend to god tier.i cant quote it directly because drive is being retarded, but it says that you cant use other non-god tier powers. is this just for the remainder of the jump, or is it permanant?

>>48576289
To the maker of the Billy and Mandy Jump.

Just to clarify, but the extra fee for the arachnotaur that makes it the human species ends up with the thing looking like the Spider Queen, yes? Jane needs to know for...reasons...

I need someone to blame all the webs I leave around in my arachne form on.

>>48576949
It means that you don't get god tier resurrection after the jump ends. (God Tiers normally come back to life if their death was neither Heroic nor Just.) It doesn't take away any of your other powers.

>>48576414
Well... ummm... wank it? Generally speaking, the bigger components kinda absorb the smaller ones. Self contained modules tend to remain self-contained? Idunno.

>>48577008
thanks for clearing that up.

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>>48576456
What if you had Auto-Pilot when you went to Touhou?

>>48576584
Alola is what?

How do you like to mess with your enemies, /jc/? Do you break-dance around their attacks with godly reflexes, freeze the wizard's lightning and sculpt it into a duck with Warlock, [/spoiler]erase doors[/spoiler] with Omega Spatial Manipulation?

What do you do to subtly (or not so subtly) hint to a foe that you're way beyond their pay-grade?

>>48577051
Pokemon Sun and Moon's home region. It features things like Gen 1 Pokemon with divergent evolutions that have completely different types and moves.

>>48576784
download the drive onto your computer. Then grab new files while using an incommunicado window.

>>48577069
Don't forget Exeggutor taffy.

>Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

>>48575556
It looks like you raised the Reapers cost.
You might want to give them the Reapers robe free also.

(And the robe seems, meh. At least make it super comfy, climate controlled or something.)

PS, is Nergal a 100 or 200 CP companion?
What powers does he have? Can he give others tentacle powers if you become his friend and take him with you?

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>>48577096

>>48576584
Goddamn that is a stupid looking head thing.

>>48577053
I Literally go Nightmare on Elm Street on them,then call them on the phone as described in explicit detail the events they just dreamed, Nothing says you are helpless against me like waking up missing a finger.

>>48577069
Really? That's awesome!

>>48577108
It's adorable isn't it?

are there any end-jumps other than dragonball?

>>48577053
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerve-"

Always when they think Ive gotten bored of annoying them. Doesn't help that for the most part my chain is a mercantile one so my enemies are rival merchants. My goods are too good to pass up, but they hate me with a passion

Okay. I'm about to work on the Shaolin Soccer Jump. Do I watch the US theatrical version first or the Chinese version first?

And should I include the God of Cookery in the SLS jump? There isn't enough in it for a whole jump by itself.
>>48577158
About 15

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Fallout 4

Diamond City
24 years old
The Institute
Human
Chemist
Wasteland M.D. 100
Mechanist 250
Benevolent Leader 650
SCIENCE! 950
Starting Kit
Magazine Collection 1000

Been playing this game a lot so figured it was worth doing a build. Couple of nice bits in this jump, shame there isn't a sex perk called Sixty Minute Man though.

Chose where to start and chose Diamond City as it's a good place to get your bearings. Went with the Institute as Science is an obviously big deal, Fallout science gets pretty wacky and the Institute have some of the best stuff, probably going to play it as a banished former-member though as I want to hang out with some vehemently anti-Institute types.

Not much to say about the Institute perks other than that they give an improbably comprehensive scientific education to me. Mechanist has the nice effect of letting me create perfectly loyal robots out of other robots.

Benevolent Leader is the only other thing I paid for as the drawbacks are pretty harsh and I didn't exactly need anything else. It's easily my favourite perk in here, as annoying as it is to get interrupted by little messages telling you that your guys are getting harassed it is extremely useful potentially.

Plans include getting Travis some more records (as the limited number of songs and amount repeated from previous games is mental) and making absolutely sure that he doesn't gain any self-confidence. Self-confident Travis is fucking unbearable. I'm basically doing the equivalent of getting a radio mod I'm using and using the console to get nervous Travis back which I also did.

That and stealing the Pip Boy before the Sole Survivor gets to it from Vault 111 and becoming a more convincing Silver Shroud. Maybe go see how some of the other countries are doing.

Actually rolled for what happened in New Vegas (didn't for 3 as it really doesn't make any difference) and the Courier was a low karma character who went with Mr House. Could be worse I guess.

>>48577158
Check the jump list. It has a column for endjumps.

I don't know what jump I should make for the 1000th thread
Send help

>>48577122
No, it looks dumb.
Now, that new Vulpix/Ninetales... I'm gonna have to redo my Pokemon jump...

>>48576560
There's all kinds of unbreakable will perks in jump chain. Just open a few random jumps on the drive and you'll find some.

>>48577193
Which ones have you claimed?

>>48576764
>Cake Sisters take a single companion slot.
They really do not seem like companions. They seem more like the followers/retainers that come with you, but due to limited utility do not take a companion slot unless you choose to import them as companions and grant them CP.

>>48577193
There's an excel sheet with loads of settings people wanted jumps made of somewhere.

>>48577193
generic social media

>>48577193
generic cyoa jumpchain

>>48577193
>>48577242
Unfriended.

Or Generic Ghost Story or something.

>>48577193
monster rancher.

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Where to next /JC?

>>48577286
I really want to make that now...

>>48577242
>>48577265
>>48577286
>>48577307

What's with all these terrible ironic suggestions? Is this why we can never have anything good anymore? Because we don't want anything good?

>>48577053

> I'm on a a hill with my upgraded Collapsi-Bow and a telescope
> Invite enemy/representative of enemy to hill

> "You had something to say, Miss Doe?"
> "Yeah. You see that target over there? Here, I've got it in the telescope. Now, watch this."

> Draw three conjured arrows out of the center part of my quiver and shoot them rapid fire, hitting bullseyes on the man-sized target 5km away, then an Explodium arrow that leaves a smoking crater.

> "That was the weakest explosive on my weakest weapon. My rules are simple. Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'. Good day."

Alternately, when they need to be disposed of in a slow, drawn-out, and painful way, I mix some polonium in with my sugar and invite them to tea, being sure to use the sugar in front of them.

>>48577234
Been waffling on follower/companion since anon mentioned it last thread; didn't realize both was an option. Thanks other anon.

>>48577320
Why is monster rancher a terrible ironic suggestion?

>>48577352
Just a shitposter, pay them no mind.

>>48577193
ChalkZone

>>48577053
I make it look like they were really close to beating me, only to spice my explanation about how they were never really going to win with a lot of self-deprecation.

Enough "you tried" to make anyone think "I lost to THIS loser?"

Or, that's the plan. First, I gotta start Jumping.

>>48577378
I can't read it because mobile, but as long as the items are changed to fit the spirit of your Territory it's all wank

>>48577193
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1m0fnuyJiPtpsYzGDQUNOP-UIm8f1RNd54eOJCFiUYKI

>>48577412
thanks!

>>48576684
>>48576773

Empty Night is really, really overrated. The Wild Hunt fought on even terms with an army of Outsiders using spears and shapeshifting into doggos. The Winter Court has been stalemating a nigh-infinite army of Outsiders since time immemorial. The White Council subdued one that got the drop on them. Given one example of what could bypass it wasn't even aimed at an Outsider but at Lord Raith, I wouldn't be surprised if the conceptual nature of Excalibur's blast, not counting as magecraft technically speaking but a separate kind of Mystery AT LEAST on the same level as the Winter and Summer courts, would bypass Empty Night.

>>48576560
Baten Kaitos has the spiriter stuff.

>>48577440
For the Lost in Space, are folks wanting the original series where they didn't really know how to science, or the reboot attempt movie where they really didn't know how to science?

I love both.

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What jump has the best elves, /jc/?

>>48577040
you win

or it's disabled in card battles due to being a "perfect defense"

>>48577518
Dragon Age, because they are second class citizens, like they FUCKING DESERVE!

>>48577518
LOTR.

Unfortunately their glory days ended long ago because of some faggot who was super salty about his silmarils

>>48576560
People want to shit on Power of Dominance right now, but it still makes you all but invulnerable to outright attacks on your soul unless you take Waveform biology in which case it just stops working altogether.

Even then, you can just use it to eat a lot of lesser souls until your soul is the biggest, then it doesn't matter anymore if your invulnerability ceases to be relevant.

>>48577509
The reboot.

The milf had amazing tits.

How do you download the entire drive? because this shit is not working for me.

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>>48577518
That depends on your definition of "elf."

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>>48577103

Would it be possible to do a jump for The Twilight Zone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORbseYAkzRM

>>48576614
>Yes, the power boost is locked into the animal-head form. I'm sure you can wank it out with Final Form or something, though.
Can we use the power in another form if we accept the animal head?
Like a Eagle Headed Asgardian Demigod.God (MCU)

>>48577622
>YEP.png

>>48577469
Er, isn't the vast majority of that army pretty much the Outsider equivalent of mooks? And isn't Empty Night supposed to represent one of the Outsider bosses? Such as He Who Walks Behind?

Fortunately for Harry, HWWB's immunity to magic didn't include immunity to exploding gas stations.

>>48577557
>don't remember that
>was just going to steal a few of those spiders and pimp out the Jupiter2
>look up to see if that's a thing
>oh
>Oh
>Oh hey

>New series being released on the netflix in two years
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/lost-in-space-reboot-ordered-to-series-by-netflix-1201806272/

>>48577556
It'll probably keep working against things which are designed to affect your soul even if you do take Waveform biology.

>>48577440
>Don't see Zatch Bell on either list
Is it claimed/done already? Because holy fuck I found one I want to do which will get put in front of my other two projects so I can get it done in time for thread 1K

>>48577332

So are you going to change them into retainers?

>>48577509
I love the movie.

So, /jc/, we all know there are some weird Jumps out there. Some have weird subsystems, others have artifact mechanics that have since fallen out of favor.

But tell me about the ones you LIKE, /jc/. Whether they be Gauntlets, or just kind of odd in their own way. Tell me about your favorite weird jumps.

>>48577440
Huh, did someone claim The Wonderful 101? I cant find it one either list.

Not that I can make it; I tried and gave up fairly quickly. Maybe I'll take another retry at it after Motorcity, but I dont think I can do that game justice.

>>48577725
No, no one has a claim on it. Others have tried and given up, just as you fear you would. But currently there is no claim.

>>48577680
I guess nobody suggested it/asked for it yet. Go ahead if you want to do it.

>>48577725
The list is all shit that people said that the wanted like a dozen threads ago.

>>48577693
Yeah. Current wording is
>They’ll join you in future jumps as followers, although you can import them as a companion instead. All three sisters count as a single companion, but beware—they’re heavily focused on their baking above all else, and will freely wander into dangerous areas to collect ingredients or sell their wares.

>>48577680
I wanted to do it a long time ago, but nothing every came of it, go for it.

If you do make it, I want to request a drawback where your powers from other jumps can't be used normally, but you can still cast them as spells.

>>48577725
I want a Diplomacy Has Failed drawback so badly.

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>>48577556
>stops working altogether

...say what? I distinctly remember asking Muyo about this ages ago, and he said a) still works fine as long as you're not using your Angel form as an altmode and b) that it still counts as a masive boost to your soul's/sense of self's strength.

>>48577602
That's just a long-eared human archer, dude. If anyone's the elves there, it's the sadidas.

>>48577053
I just sort of stand there patiently and watch my opponent's attack reflect off me and hit them in the face. Or watch as they get punched by nothing, occasionally.

Eventually I just get bored and break out a holographic internet interface to play Bejeweled while the "fight" goes on.

>>48577622
this brings me joy

>>48576773
>A lot of enchantments make weapons sharper or more accurate, and that's indirect
This is not what indirect means. These spells would be ineffective upon contact with an outsider.

>>48577647
>HWWB's immunity to magic didn't include immunity to exploding gas stations (what was set on fire by magic)
THIS is what indirect means

If you transmute something so it is actually sharper/more durable, then it could work, but if it is only sharper or stronger while the spell lasts, then this will fail.

Or the classic "throw a huge heavy object with magic" works because the momentum imparted by the spell is non magical and still exists when the spell ends.

>>48577751

Good the I'll take them in

>>48577765
This is the product of a ruling that Wildcard made, if you take Waveform with PoD, PoD stops protecting your soul at all.

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Greetings, we have done a thing.

Home Improvement 0.4 WIP

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>>48577765
Yo, ASA how bout you give me my next Jump, eh?

>>48577765
Hence "definition of Elf."

>>48577775
Indirect means not direct, like dropping a block of ice on someone is indirect but freezing them is direct.

are there any rules about when you can take supplements (aside from the fact they have to be taken after the first jump)?

>>48577680
That'd be lovely.

>>48577773
I stole it from the sticky thread on /vp/.

>>48577775
I'd say that's at least as indirect as preventing Lord Raith from feeding.

Very similar, actually, seeing as they're both enchantments tied to other things.

>>48577823
No. Even after the first jump is a guideline.

>>48577803
>Home Improvement

I don't understand.

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>>48577807
Hmm.

Five Star Stories.

>>48577802
Last thread? Oh, must've missed that then.

>>48577739

Yeah, I just couldn't think up how to balance it.
My 'not really an attempt'
http://pastebin.com/E40SqEWf

I could only come up with three backgrounds and I couldn't think of a way to balance drop in with Specialist or Wonderful One. Races were unbalanced and just writing out the CENTINEL suit showed me how I had no idea how to balance it properly.

But I want the jump so bad.

>>48577863
It's the shitposter lying to you. Stop responding .

>>48577862
>AbraxesAnon & BearblueAnon
>Special thanks to: SJChan
>Welcome to Home Improvement and the glory that is Do It Yourself! This jump is for those who know that MOAR POWA is better and that Ohohohoho is a ululation of pure craftsperson joy

...I don't think I WANT to understand

>>48577884
>MOAR POWA
Top Gear jump when?

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How do you protect yourself fromunwanted love interests jumper?

>>48577863
Go back and read it. Shit's stupid.

>>48577919
When OAA is ready.

>>48577884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHIOzsU0fbM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Improvement_(TV_series)

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Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>48577863
Alright! What's this place about anyway, kinda sparse on details...
Also, rolling for Location!

>>48577862
Its an old tv series. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Improvement_(TV_series)

>>48577932
He isn't doing shit. If he was he would have dropped it in the thread by now.

>>48576560
World of Darkness Drop In line has something for you.

>>48577803
Wow there are people my age on here.

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>>48577440
Dominions and Dominions/Conquest of Elysium are kinda the same thing.
It's the same Dominions in both, but Conquest of Elysium is a different game made by the same company

>Only Path of the Furion, the bad one, none of the other Destroy All Humans games
Boo

>No Artix Games
I KNOW I suggested that in-thread recently

>No Dawn of War
See above

Spore is on there twice

>>48577680
Zatch Bell is on the list, it's sometimes refereed to as Gash Bell, which you can see on the list.

>>48577803
Shit I remember watching that as a kid.

>>48577934
>>48577946
I think I remember there being a platform game of this.

Wait, here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XDVo6CrgW0

>>48577925
Explain to them that I'm a double married man.

>>48577802
>>48577931
Why are you still here? You've been here for years, trying everything you can, and the thread is still going on. Can't you just lose gracefully?

>>48577680
Well shit, fucking CLAIMED
Naturally, there's gonna be a Momodo supplement

>>48577862

nineties sitcom starring Tim Allen as a dad that hosts a show about DIY and power tools. Entertaining, usually.

>>48577987
I used to watch it with my Grandma.

>>48577925
> a firm "no."
> explaining the Lesbian Harem Variety Pack
> a firm slap
> explaining that the Lesbian Harem Variety Pack is not accepting applications
> a bite that later turns septic and results in amputation
> a vicious beating
> starting rumors that my lady bits have teeth.
> my lady bits having teeth
> some combination of the above

>>48578016
Why are you replying? This has been happening for years, and you still feed. Can't you just learn to ignore?

>>48578024
>Momodo supplement

It's everything I ever wanted.

>>48577987
There are.

>>48578024
>>48578024
You could pick up civil war jump. I would love to fix America.

>>48577925
>Im Gay
>Im Straight
>Talk to them for an hour then tell them you're not what you appear to be (may or may not make things worse)
>I'm just not interested
just like in real life

>>48578045
He doesn't go away if you ignore him, he just shitposter harder and starts responding to himself, or starts pretending to ask innocent questions just so he can shitpost the answers. We're stuck with him forever.

>>48577925
>implying I have love interests, unwanted or otherwise

It's better this way.

>>48578083
Are you sure that you aren't the shitposter?

>>48578078
>Im Straight
>So is spaghetti until it gets hot

>>48577925
I don't. I'm very bad at it. I impulse bought two harem perks. Send help.

>>48578092
It's okay, Anon. We love you.

Are there any freeform magic perks that let you basically change reality how you want with enough juice?

>>48578094
>implying
Of course he is.
You don't even need to ask.
Don't fucking replying to him.

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>>48577803
>perks that let you suddenly impart intelligence perks on others
>perk that somehow allows more fans to improve your crafting like some god-ability
>perk to magically upgrade carpentry to fusion generators and the like

>in a jump about a sitcom located in a modern-day suburban location, in a completely modern world with no magic or supernatural things
I'm actually not sure what's going on here.

>>48577925
>unwanted
>love interest
I don't understand the question. Gotta fuck 'em all.

>>48578143
It's a joke jump I think.

>>48578143
Red, all of that happened in the show.

>>48577925
>unwanted love interests

I don't understand the question.

>>48578171
Fuck off shitposter.

>>48578115
MtA magic and 'Heylin Mage' from Xiaolin Showdown.

>>48577925
1: Try letting them down easy.
2: Ignore them.
3: Let my various summons do my shopkeeping while I hide.

I can barely handle socializing on a friendship level, lets not fuck this up any further.

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>>48576764
Phantasy Star Online
> Origin: Monster [-100CP]
> Race: Sinow Gold
> Class: Hunter [Get a Freebie!]
> Level 200 [-200CP]
> Natural Weapons [Get a Freebie!]
> I Shall Come Back Stronger [-200CP]
> Boss Mode [-300CP]
> Infection Immunity [Got a Tempjob!]
> Soundtrack [Get a Freebie!]
> "Minor" Infection [-600CP]
> Source Material [-50CP]
> Mag [Get a Freebie!]
> Cake Sisters [-50CP]
> Maimed [+100CP]
> Probability Is Law [+200CP]
> Happy Rappy [+200CP]

I kindof wanted to be a Chaos Sorcerer, but I'm not certain that would be a "Hunter"? But any of the robots are also cool, for obvious reasons.
Whatever, at least this makes replacing limbs easier.

Between Hyperdimension Neptunia's Virus, Undertale's Determination, and this, I'm pretty sure I have, at minimum, three different boss levels.
Possibly four, if I can ever get my core to be independently mobile.

Anyway, not gonna lie. Probably gonna use an altform for most of the jump to blend in with normal society and goof around.
I might also grind off of piddly weak mobs. Maybe?

I hope I get to keep the Rappy costume after the jump. These things are cuuuute.

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>>48578199
what

no seriously what

>>48578199
Videos

Now

>>48578143
Well, it's codesigned by two randos and one infamously stubborn SB resident.

I think that's about as far as I'm willing to understand it. SB seems to have some obsession with handing out fiat powers in otherwise mundane settings. I think the VS battle threads fried their braincells a little.

>>48577803
Also if that wasn't clear, this shit doesn't belong on the drive

>>48577863
Actually, no, you didn’t miss anything.

Ctrl-F “Wild card” in the last thread, he never said anything like that.

>>48578101
that's when you tell her you have a penis, anon.
Order of excuses is top to bottom.

>>48578211
>Inb4 Paradox arguments

>>48578208
Not him but fuck off-it how is it not a joke jump? What part of the show involves suburban retailers magically making other people more intelligent? Where and when do they start handling fusion generators?

This shit's why we need quality control.

>>48578268
Hey, man: He said "enough juice".

>>48578268
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

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>>48578024
Neat.

Is there going to be a Momodo/demon option?
Are you going to be required to win if you take that origin?

Also, do you have any idea what you're going to do about answer-talker?

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>>48578199
...you can't possibly tell me that a show like this had A.I. smart houses, the ability to just transfer intelligence, and have people actually getting noticeable improvements from the power of belief and faith. You can't tell me that, I've been forced to watch enough of those episodes in my childhood to know those weren't regular things. I'm gonna have to go with >>48578232 on this one, we need proof that it was a thing beyond a single-episode "ha ha funny" moment.

>>48578235
I honestly couldn't care if it was SB or not, I'm just confused how a mundane, comedic sitcom jump situation in a suburban environment could stem into that.

>>48578235
I think you're an asshole, so I'm actually going to support this going on the drive, if it means spiting your stupid ass.

>>48578283
I thought people said that "mana" from MtA isn't traditional magical energy and you probably couldn't use other sources to bypass Paradox?

>>48578284
I'm not shitposting. Thats literally what always happens.

>>48578232
>>48578230
I'm on mobile but time the tool man could make anything out of wood, at one point he accidentally made a rocket shit out of nothing but pine lumber. He was trying to make a cabinet.

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>>48577053
I walk towards them, face unchanging from a smug little grin as I completely evade and counter every attack they do as I pose fabulously and without fear. From running on telephone wires to chain attacks against enemies to pulling bullets outta the air as soon as their fired, I make sure the enemies know their better off just stopping the fight. I'll also speak of good and evil, and how they can change, tell them solutions to problems going on in their life, tell them I am a true ally to humanity and so on. I basically go full Ham and splash a little bit of Sakamoto level cool as well.

>>48577925
Pump and dump

Any updates on the other MtG jumps since Innistrad came out?

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>>48578333
what

this was an episode

I don't

what

>>48578115
Smite has a perk that lets your magic be technically capable of doing anything.

>>48578293
Oh it had all of that, but it was all in funny haha episodes because each episode was a funny haha episode. It was comedy .

>>48577053
My first move is always to honestly try to talk them down and solve things without fighting.

Other than that, I don't mess with people. It strikes me as wrong to toy with people, so I normally just crush them immediately if it comes to that.

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>>48577053
Make them think they're walking downstairs when they're not.

>>48578332
That's right. MtA magic isn't actually magic like other settings magic, so it can't benefit from anything a jumper could bring to bare. Don't bother with it, it scales terribly compared to any other magic system, it literally can't do anything at any other magic can do with the same amount of mana.

>>48578293
Not the same person, but I vaguely remember watching the show when I was younger.

He managed to put a grill in orbit.

My problem with the Jump is that while the show did have those things, they were one off never to mentioned again jokes. Feels kind of wierd to have perks based off something that happens in minutes.

>>48577925
That Dodgeball perk.

Doesn't get as much use as perhaps it should.

>>48578143
The intel perk is based on the interaction with the mother and kids for do your hw. Literally getting the kids some 1600 SATs after failing miserably for years.

As for the update perk, your comments should be directly in the doc.

Did something pass by us?

Because if it's the certificate item it should be a construction vehicle of any jump you have taken.

It's only polite.

>>48578292
Yes, obviously
Yes
I don't know what that is because I only watched the first 100 episodes of the anime before they got taken down and my google-fu is weak shit
Thank god for an actually useful wiki

How high powered is Baten Kaitos?

>>48578293
>A.I. Smart Houses
It could possibly be referring to stuff like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnguL3DwPaM
and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbEnG5O5Aww
Which weren't really Smart Houses, but more just automated stuff, secretly operated by people on set, whereas I presume the jump should let you make it actually automated, like it was in the show.

>Transferring Intelligence
Gotta agree here, don't remember that.

>Belief and Faith
I think that's supposed to be a jab at sitcom live audiences, instead of reflecting the show's plot itself. There were also some moments he was encouraged and interacted with his live audience to do stupid shit.

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>>48578367
See >>48578385, I guess that's my point? It just feels seriously weird to have one-off moments as perks, you never see that kind of stuff as things that regularly stick around.

Actually you know what? I can already tell where this is gonna go. I'm gonna bow out of this discussion.

>>48578298
Oh yes, PLEASE do things out of spite. You're only going to make the actually valid arguments against this bullshit like >>48578293 and >>48578385 stand out.

>>48578424
>you never see that kind of stuff as things that regularly stick around.
Because it's a sitcom, Red.

>>48578424
Hey, re: Warframe - How does something like "Hidden Emitters" work if we chose a non-offensive element like "stealth" for our warframe? Our fingers shoot stealth?

>>48577803
I like this a lot.

>>48578424
What is wrong with that doge.

>>48578424
I don't think it's necessarily that big of a deal, but I do think too much of the jump is based on those things.

So is warframe done now?

>>48578459
We already have a generic Sitcom jump, we don't need/can't make any others. It's out by default, no overlapping jumps.

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>>48578466
Make it up. Maybe it hides you more effectively, maybe because of Stealth's gimmick you just belch endless clouds of smoke. Maybe you release clouds that stealth your friends.

Surprise me.

>>48578419
Got it in one on the bathroom.

To the rest.
Remember guys, dont be idiots, this is a WIP 0.4 jump. If you have a suggestion for rewording. Do so in doc.

We actually like constructive criticisms/discussion and prefer the support of the community to actual help get the best jump (with the verse taken into account) as possible.

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>>48578412
Despite not knowing the enitrety of the series, I'm just gonna say it as a precaution but just read the series.

Just in case

>>48578475
It's adorable, do nothing.

>>48578332
It's not traditional magical energy in the way you'd think of a spellcaster's energy. To use Fate as a metaphor, that's Od. But Mana still exists as F/SN Mana.

I've been here way too long. I can't tell who's shitposting and who's actually autistic anymore.

>>48578413
Please stop posting this garbage.

>>48578518
>implying there's a difference

>>48578484
No, that's exactly how generic Jumps don't work. Please don't spread that kind of misinformation.

>>48578412
>Answer talker
It's something you can get in the setting, I believe it involved something along the lines of "dieing, then coming back to life." As for what it does, you know how people like to talk about Path to Victory from Worm a lot? It's kind of like that, except a bit more limited. I think the explanation was something along the lines of immediately knowing the solution to any problem you encounter. The one guy who had it was kicking everyone's ass until the protagonist got it too.

>Only saw the first 100 episodes of the anime
Be advised that for the final arc, there's a huge leap in power. They meet the big bad, then they do a ten month long training arc and the big bad starts shooting lasers at them while they're trying to take a plane across the ocean. The ending was still hype, however.

>>48578510
So is it still possible to use traditional mana to bypass Paradox if you use Conjoined Conjures or something?

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>>48578490
>Do so in doc.

Hold up, what doc, you didn't even link a doc in your own jump

>>48578332
You could however use mta prime magic to create an infinite energy generator with blocks of pure mana.

Or forge things of pure mana.

>>48578484
generic have never, NEVER "ruled out" setting that are covered by them. See the Generic Virtual World and Action Movie jumps

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>>48578489
Sweet. Thanks for the wip.

>>48578543
You can't use conjoined conjures on Mage magic because it's not actually magic, it's reality warping.

>>48578226
First build, yay.

>Monster
>Happy Rappy [+200CP]
Never really considered what it would mean for a Monster to take Happy Rappy. The idea of a Sinow Gold jumping around in a giant rappy costume is so goddamn hilarious. Also, a Chaos Bringer charging across a large room followed by a stampede of rappies.

>>48578226
>I kindof wanted to be a Chaos Sorcerer, but I'm not certain that would be a "Hunter"?
Chaos Sorcerers are /definitely/ Forces.

>>48578226
>I hope I get to keep the Rappy costume after the jump. These things are cuuuute.
Sure, why not.

>>48578518
As a rule of thumb, anyone who disagrees with you is shitposting.

>>48578568
Isnt all magic to a degree? Especially out of setting stuff?

>>48578568

Oh, fuck -- what did you just do?

>>48578365
Easily the best spell-learning perk in the chain, and the only one I know of that explicitly enables (very, very minor) reality warping.

Alright, kind of an odd question, but: Are there any perks or technologies that let me transmit data through a system instantly? Because I've been thinking about megastructures, and some of the things I might want to build are so big that their sheer size would cause lag in any computer systems they had. Like, if you're more than a light-second long, the minimum latency you can get is one second. I could get around this with FTL communications systems linked into the machine, granting shortcuts between FTL nodes, but I'd rather have the communications be instant throughout.

>>48578568
So how do you determine what is and isn't magic?

Harry Potter magic is basically just reality warping too, sinfe it doesn't use fuel and simply ignores physics. Guess it can't be usedz either.

>>48578568
REEEEEEE ITS NOT REALITY WARPING UNLESS YOURE LITERALLY OMNIPOTENT REEEEEEEE

>>48578587
He's thinking of Mage: the Ascension magic, I think, where it's all reality warping and nothing is really what it looks like. Awakening has genuine magic.

>>48578490
I don't think these perks fit the Jump. The show itself is mostly down to earth with occasional crazy shit as gags. It's not like Family Matters where the crazy shit had long term consequences, like Steve cloning himself. The big problem is they don't scale to the world; you've basically tossing out free candy for spending ten years doing nothing of value.

Also, the writing is really bad. Als and Tims are not background names, there's a ton of typos ("Your gain an innate ability"), random capitalizations, run-on sentences, and other shit that makes this painful to suffer through.

>>48578589
>>48578587
Mage magic in particular though, because of how paradox works and the way in setting mana functions.

>>48578611
It's mostly arbitrary. Mage magic is reality warping, so it doesn't benefit from magic boosting perks.

>>48578568
So the thing that Mages do, that they call magic, that uses mana, isn't magic?

Shut the fuck up, snowflake.

>>48578655
So basically "this doesn't work because I say it doesn't." Right, you can go away now. Grown-ups are talking.

>>48578628
No, awakening and ascension are both reality warping, neither are magic.

>>48578655
>It's mostly arbitrary. Mage magic is reality warping

Okay. Whatever you say, mang.

>>48578409
As far as I can tell the main problems are you're treating one-off jokes like serious superpowers, the intro doesn't tell me anything about what the setting's like and I definitely don't see how More Power's existence is justified at all.

“It's All About Performance, Al.” as written is straight up magic. Don't have it be a thing. Grand Plans, as written, is worth WAY more than Syndications Service because-and this is a recurring trend-the latter isn't fiat-induced power boost. Smart Tech seems like you attempted to make an amalgamate perk for every ridiculous thing on the show, which comes across as at the very least needing a much higher price value given what it offers relative to the rest of the jump. Green thumb gardening has that horrible, arbitrary percentile scaling effect nobody likes because it comes across as artificial and bland. My issue with Do Your Homework! is the breadth of it in contrast to the example you gave; supreme academic ability would, I think, be more appropriate given what little I know of the show.

Look at Generic Sitcom Jump for what kind of things should be offered in a jump about a sitcom. The perks I haven't mentioned seem to mostly fit the bill, but there's a lot of room for improvement here. For what it's worth, I like the items for being quirky and shit, and the worst I have to say about any of them is Gardener's Paradise infringes on other jumpmakers' rulings for how other garden-based demensnes operate.

Also, on /tg/ standard procedure is to have all feedback in thread to avoid accusations of people requesting things behind each others' backs or...something.

>>48578539
Well if you can't get it without being revived from death, and death ends a Jumper's chain...
Then I see no problem, there are plenty of ways to defeat something like that, if the user isn't aware of a problem, they can't really find the solution can they?
But yes, I intend to do more research (AKA binge reading an English translation of the manga) before I finish the jump.

>>48578655
>muh speshul setting
>muh waifu gaem

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>>48577053
Voorhees Mode.
Shut down all super speed, regen, and most durability perks; but leave intimidation, superstrength, immunity to pain, and 'you can keep functioning despite your injuries' perks all on at full blast.
For bonus points be a little huge, wear a mask, have a perk that makes you scarier when they don't know who you are, and never speak to your victims– I mean enemies.
Oh, and a teleportation perk. How does a guy that slow keep showing up behind his victims like that?

People shit themselves. It's hilarious.

>>48577642
Probably not, but dear god I need that Rod Sterling narrator perk.

>>48577925
Dodgeball perk.
Or that one from the Sitcom jump that just lets you slut it up, consequence free.

>>48578676
>>48578691
>this reality warping is actually just magic and not reality warping because I say it is
Not seeing any arguments really worth countering here. You're being just as arbitrary as I am here.

>>48578685
No, Ascension has magic. The mages in that call upon otherworldly forces and energies to reshape the world around them. There are actual rules to how it works. Awakening, on the other hand, is reality warping. Nothing really exists, and the people who do their "magic" by summoning spirits are just as wrong about how reality works as the people who weave energy into patterns and the people who use steampunk super-science. It's all just an illusion.

>>48578645

WIP rough draft.

As for the candy issue, many of the perks are based off running gags/plots which took multiple episodes.

Granted the "smart" house , outside of the bathroom was a pet project of Tims in the later series. Not a smart ai. Surely just as linked in tech as 2010's "master houses" being built in hollywood.

Plus, please remember this solely isnt my work and I'm testing opinions. There are things I intend yo revamp based on adequate assessment and comments. Frankly, this is a reach out to tg and fans of the show to put forth some criticism, in doc.

>>48578738
Both are just reality warping though by that understanding.

>>48578722
That's because you're the one making the claim, you dense motherfucker. Just because you start yelling that the sky is neon green doesn't mean I need to open a window and check.

>>48578235
All I did was help with formatting and cleaning up language. I suggested two items, the truck and the budget. I was not involved in the creative side. I've never watched the show personally, so I could not have judged anything about the actual content.

>>48578738
Dude, you literally just described each of the settings' magic in opposite terms. Ascension runs on "Consensual Reality", while Awakening invokes otherworldly forces.

>>48578766
>>48578776
What satisfaction do you get out of this? He's not going to admit he's wrong.

>>48578738
You do realize that people like you and arguments like that are why Mage and WoD have the shit reputation they do, right?

>>48578484
As I've mentioned before, at least for the purposes of my jumps, the existence of something vague shouldn't rule out the creation of something more specific.

Sitcoms was only made in the first place because I like a lot of sitcoms and most of them are never going to get made into jumps, same thing with Horror Movies. Jumps of specific sitcoms being made is great though.

>>48578611
>So how do you determine what is and isn't magic?

For the purposes of /jc/ the rule tends to be that anything that is referred to as magic regularly enough in the setting it's from is magic.

Magic pretty often relies on weird metaphysics and only works outside of its native setting because of jumpchain fiat. For the purposes of perks that refer to magic in general it usually effects everything you can do that people call magic in the setting the power is from. It doesn't make sense mechanically but then it works by jumpchain fiat so it really doesn't have to.

Otherwise you get into this big mad thing about what magics are really magic and whether stuff like chi or psionics are magic because they usually don't really make sense scientifically and often have similar effects.

>>48578793

Magic is magic and reality warping is reality warping. You can't call reality warping magic to reap the benefits of magic boosting perks, that's cheating. I'm doing my part to stomp out the rampant powerwankng that infests these threads like a good poster would and should.

>>48578782
Shit, my bad. Whelp, got a post on SB to delete.

>>48578784
Whoops, you're right. I got the names switched around. Sorry about that.

>>48578766
No, because Awakening mages aren't causing any changes in reality, they're just interacting with it on a more fundamental level. They're no more warping reality than a semiconductor does.

>>48578745
Ramp up the power more. Don't listen to Red's whiny sperging.

>>48578645
>>48578699
For someone who said they would bow out Red, you sure love turning off your trip so you can sock puppet and bitch to get your way. Are you going to turn your IRC defense force on the jump too because you can't stand the thought of someone being good at something and making you want to kill yourself?

>>48578745
Welp, it doesn't capture the feel of the show. The show concerns itself with over-the-top but not fantastical handyman projects and over-the-top but not fantastical sitcom situations. The Jump reads like a parody of it.

>>48578699
Interesting ideas, thank you for the input.

I do prefer in doc critique personally, and I know from rizon the in thread stuff is really a good medium to test opinions.

Which is what the thread is for.

I'll add your comments to the notes doc.

Honestly people are taken perks as written kinda to the extremes here, I surely never thought one would be completely be fanwanking the idea of technology boosters to past jumps.

Juat the idea contained was meant to be taking things down to a 20th century components list.

Ie. If you knew how to build a fusion reactor that was a meter wide from say, halo. You would be able to build one out of lower age components, yet on a much larger scale.

That perk definitely needs some reworking.

>>48578840
Well, by that definition both Awakening and Ascension are magic. Seems simple enough to me.

Hey, ParanoidAnon, can we change your name? Because I really feel that this guy >>48578853 deserves it more than you do. You're really more just overly cautious, this anon is genuinely paranoid.

>>48578841
Good news is that very few Jumps actually have magic, so most of your perks should be fine. Shame about Razzle Dazzle, though.

>>48578841
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>48578841
You're either stupid or a troll.

I don't care which, because I'm not arguing with you about it.

>>48578793
Yeah, but if you don't argue with people like them they'll claim that the thread agreed with them next time it comes up.

>>48578844
>No, because Awakening mages aren't causing any changes in reality, they're just interacting with it on a more fundamental level. They're no more warping reality than a semiconductor does.

How is that different from any magic ever?

>>48578897
Man, they'll claim that anyway.

>>48578853
Do you enjoy this song and dance? Because nobody else does, and I doubt you do either.

What's your real angle?

>>48578841
They call it magic in setting. Give a description of the difference between magic and reality warping that clearly defines it that everyone can agree to.

>>48578909
It isn't. I'm sorry, I think we got our wires crossed at some point (probably when I screwed up and swapped the names by accident). I was arguing for Awakening magic being magic and not reality warping. I was agreeing with you. Please forgive me for my poor communication skills.

What does it even matter? Mage magic caps out at Gnosis 5 and master level Arcanum, you can't boost it any higher with magic boosting perks anyway. What are you idiots even defending?

>>48578897
He does that anyway. Didn't you see him claiming Wildcard ruled Waveform disabled Power of Dominance?

Fuck, why do all of our threads have to turn into discussions of the shitposter?

>>48578853
>>48578699 reporting in, I'm not Red fuckwit.

Check my IP or do whatever nerds to do check this shit out, but I'm on a different device in a different country.

>>48578861
Thank you for listening. I'm aware I, like many here, can be caustic in critique but I do try to communicate what I feel are valid concerns before personal vitriol.

That all sounds like a good idea.

And yeah, won't lie: The fanwank is strong here.

>>48578912
He does. You don't understand a troll mentality. They want you to talk about them. They want you to think about them. We've been giving him our undivided attention for almost a thousand threads now. This is his paradise.

>>48578947
It doesn't matter, in fact. Look at what >>48578840 said, for jumpchain purposes magic is magic because shit be whack in the multiverse.

>>48578950
He knows all of our buttons, and pushes them all. He knows how to fool everyone here. He's dedicated more time to this than most of us dedicate to anything, and he's immune to the one thing that would make him stop.

>>48578950
Wildcard stated that outright that taking Waveform was consent to having your soul attacked and damaged though. You can't pretend he didn't make that ruling when you cited it in the argument for why it doesn't make you invulnerable as a result of that combo. It isn't shitposing to state something that's true. Stop spreading this misinfornation.

>>48578982
Moving to a forum?

>>48578996
Bans.

It's basically confirmed that he can't be banned, and anons have been banned before for reporting his bait.

>>48578991
Just physically. It wouldn't give consent to be attacked spiritually.

>>48578982
...

Well played. If I I deny it, you earn a reaction. If I affirm it, you get your ego stroked. If you're someone else, he knows he's influenced people into giving a shit about you and if I ignore the post it seems like nobody dares challenge him.

Guess all I can do is bring up the obvious solution: Report, hide, ignore.

>>48578991
Proof.
>if you make your soul into your body, then anything which attacks your soul as it would your body will cause it to be harmed
Direct quote.

>>48579040
Link?

>>48579027
It's cute how you're claiming other people are you.

>>48579003
I've reported him loads of times in the past, and he got banned. I've noticed he still gets banned nowadays actually, he's just really blatent when it happens and it's only one or two posts. I think he's deilberately trying to make everyone salty so it's easier for his posts to slide under the radar of shitflinging. I've certainly never been banned for reporting him.

Just stay calm and stick to the point whenever you have to say something. Make his bitchass stick out like a sore thumb, and then focus on reporting and ignoring so he can't be ignored any longer.

>>48579050
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/48566438/#q48572835

>>48578991
And yet the maker of Evangelion said while it doesn't make you indestructible it does boost your durability if you have both perks. Given that both jump makers have conflicting answers I'd say it's not as clear cut as you say. Also what exactly is going on with all the recent complaints about old jumps?

>>48578843
Time to fix the misconception.

I'm actually on Rizon. Alot.

I dont do much more, and this is kinda the first joint jump I'm doing. I'm still doing the Vanquish one. I usually am very approachable.

While I've been around the block so to speak I'll simply take your former comments with a bit of latitude and simply say hello.

I will remind you the doc title is deliberately bringing a stated WIP to the community as a gesture of goodwill and "Halp."

I in no way said this was drive ready.

I do however view it ready for some discussion.

I don't think that's wrong as it's what this thread is for. Thank you for your time in reading things at least. I hope your comments are more hospitably worded in the future to those who are reaching out in goodwill to create content. I'm actually rather agreeable to critiques and like majority of feedback so far. Thank you for your time Anon.

>>48578548
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NU_GuedtJz05vplrdn8eh6u8fmh3gMNUATppLtCWIyA/edit

>>48579075
Power of Dominance just happened to be brought up and it triggered an argument when somebody dredged up an old ruling everyone ignores.

>>48579075
Honestly, are these rulings even contradictory? It no longer makes you indestructible but it gives you a massive boost in durability and regen, that seems fair to me.

>>48579066
>implying
I have to sleep or go to work sometimes you know.

>>48579040
>if you make your soul into your body, then anything which attacks your soul as it would your body will cause it to be harmed
>as it would your body
So it doesn't disable Power of Dominance at all then. Thanks for proving yourself wrong.

>>48579075
Flavor of the month.

>>48579102
Tbh, it was just someone wondering if it would help them safely nom the OWoD Antediluvians.

>>48579133
Anon, are you incapable of reading? That literally means anything that attacks you physically or spiritually will hurt you in BOTH capacities.

>>48579121
Are you admitting you're the shitposter or disagreeing? Of course I mean when you're actually posting and you see his bait.

>>48579170
I think it's a joke, desu.

>>48576962
Yes.
>>48577101

>PS, is Nergal a 100 or 200 CP companion?

He is a 200cp companion

>What powers does he have?

Other than having electrocuting tentacles iirc he can shapeshift, teleport, and turn people into nerglings

>Can he give others tentacle powers if you become his friend and take him with you?

He can give others tentacle powers, but that would also make said person into a nergling.

>>48579169
Yes, just like Waveform Anatomy is supposed to make happen. I'm confused what the problem is.

>>48579169
No, it means if you make your soul into your body, attacks that would ordinarily harm your body now harm your soul instead and PoD doesn't make it immune. It says nothing about attacks that would ordinarily harm your soul.

>>48578947
Just ignore that ruling when it comes to out of setting boosts or stuff like Conjoined Conjures.

>>48579193
It means that PoD ceases to function. Any attack that would hard you soul or you body will harm both because taking the perk is consent to have things attack your soul and so you permanently lose the immunity to direct attacks on your soul if you take it. Wildcard himself has said as much. Stop fucking wanking yourself.

All of this arguing is making me hungry.

Where are all the infinite food perks again?

>>48579185
Oh.

Well, if /jc/ was made entirely up of failed comedians who never made it big that would explain a lot.

>>48579245
This is what happens when nobody takes the Comedy jump.

>>48579241
I know that both Youtube and Anarchy Reigns have infinite bacon.

>>48579240
Did you miss the part where Muyo said PoD still gives you one helluva buff in toughness/regen? Doesn't even necessarily contradict the former, as I said; the effect just changes to something that isn't "you are an Angel therefore you are perfectly invincible with one other perk"

>>48579240
See >>48579202. You're really bad at this.

But hey, if you really don't believe me, why don't you wait until the next time he's around and ask him instead of shitposting?

>>48579259
No, this is what happens when someone DOES take the Comedy jump.

I remember it. There were no laughs to be had, only autism trying to ape humor. Much like the thread, really.

>>48576764
>The Way the World Works
How does this interact with beings that exist in multiple planes at once?
I'm ashamed that my first thought was that this is the Scion killing perk.

>>48579286
Can someone indirectly replace that Jump with something that isn't a steaming pile of shit? You know, make a Stand-Up Comedian Jump or something?

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So, Jumpchain, I'm about to go into Five Star Stories and I would like to know the opinion of you all on Converting my Giant Robot Car from Mega XLR over to an MH. Is it worth?

>>48579240
Again. The jump maker from Evangelion said differently. It's a durability increase that means that physical attacks will damage your body, mind and soul. However this doesn't mean that taking Waveform Anatomy means that all of your mental and soul protection perks shut off. Or do you think that taking Waveform Anatomy means that anyone can bypass anti mind reading perks as well?

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I just had a terrible idea.

>Kingdom Hearts, Jump 1
>go Nobody
>my Heart was the price I paid to start Jumping

On a scale of "time for bad" to "dead in five seconds," what's the best that could happen?

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>>48577925
>my lady bits having teeth

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>48579281
He was in the last fucking thread and he stated outright that that isn't how that perk fucking works you ignorant fucking powerwanking cunts. If you take wavefrom biology, than you will become your soul in body, and wildcard has ruled that PoD will stop functioning as a defense because taking the perk constitutes consent to have your soul attacked.

If you're a Demon or Devil Child in DMC, do you basically start on Nero's level, but have the potential to reach Dante and Vergil's?

>>48579337
If you can grow a new heart, arguably some form of identity death.

If you can't, you're essentially going to have magic depression for the rest of your existence.

A lot of people would argue that neither of those outcomes are worth it.

>>48579367
Yes, no, yes.

>>48579336
Wildcard's ruling. I don't give a shit what you think, what I think doesn't matter either. PoD stops working if you attempt to use it as a shield.

>>48579192
Heh. Nerglings.

>>48579321
I'm not gonna lie: I suspect the mindset that goes into making typical jumps doesn't lend itself well to actually writing something funny. Closest I can think of is a couple shout-outs in Light of Terra.

There is Gaki no Tsuki, though.

>>48579334
MH's are absurd. Yes.

>>48579337
Well you're a typical Nobody I guess.

You just have a whole chain ahead of you unlike most.

>>48579351
This. Think about having to brush and shave carefully.

>>48579351
I remember that being a thing in Snow Crash, coincidentally

>>48579394
Do not include 'God of Cookery'.

>>48578413
Anything?

>>48579387
Pathetic how you fall back on m-muh jump fiat just to have a reason to start shit. By your own reasoning, Muyo's ruling is just as valid as Wild Card's ruling-because I don't give a shit what you think, and nobody else should either.

>>48579337
I like the idea. Maintain the empty inside type drawback across your chain and have your heart returned as the reward for your end jump. Can planeswalkers sparks take different forms? Could the benefactor have turned your heart into a spark?

>>48579351
Is the screaming coming from the lady bits?

>>48579420
Well, no. Rulings are like updates: The newer version replaces the older version.

>>48579412
Yes. The Dentata. But it wasn't teeth, so much as a tranq needle that was inside the... you know... and was injected into the... you know. It's on my brainstorm list for Snow Crash.

>>48579420
Wild Card's ruling would be more relevant because he's making a ruling on his own perk.