Jumpchain CYOA Thread #990: Better than Microwave Pizza Edition

>>48544068
A lot of things are better than Microwave Pizza, OP, that's not an accomplishment.

Usually, taking an origin besides drop-in means you have a family in your new life.

Tell me about the families you've had.

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>>48544108
I left every single one them. I don't want to be responsible for the inevitable sadness i'll surely bring to their once happy lives. I walk a lonely road anon. A road of pain, destruction and darkness There's only me, myself, and I.

Alright guys, I've decided to do some rollfagging. Give me a jump, and then between one and three words.

I'll roll the jumps for a starting one and the words for a theme.

>>48544283
JJBA. [Walls] and [Empathy].

>>48544283
Road To El Dorado

Intimacy, Ferocity, Tides

>>48544283
Gravity Falls. [It's] A [DEAL]

>>48544283
R-Type. [Fun]-[Times]-[Ahead]

>>48544283
Batman: Dark Knight

Fluffy, Chef, Bipolar

>>48544283
Generic 40k, Love Can Bloom

>>48544283
Overlord. bones, wild, ride

>>48544283
Megaman, Hope Rides Alone

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

Jump 041: Lovecraft
CP: 1000
Drawbacks:
Bloodline [+100]
Weirdness Magnet [+100]
Nightmares [+200]
Location: Richmond, 1861
Identify: Investigator [-100]
Skills & Abilities:
Multitask [-100]
Super Sleuthing [Free]
Stoic [-100]
Regenerative Stasis [-200]
Son of Old Man Henderson [-600]
Hunter [-300]
Items & Artifacts:
Tools for the Job [Free]
Impossible Dye [Free]

So, here's the plan. I've got skill as an Artificer and I have a set of little magical items that I've made just in case I just needed to be not be seen. My Hat (Great Detective) has both a permanent Mind Block and a permanent Non-detection, as does one ring, an anklet, and an earring. Next is layered defenses on the Velvet Coat (Uncharted Waters) which amounts to a small semi-thick stone wall at this point. Then my body, which through the use of my Symbiote (Symbiote) is tough, fast, and strong. I have a Chimera Morph (Animorphs) of a Deathclaw and a silver dragon. The rest of my magical items are all within the safety of my Warehouse where only I can reach them with Homing Beacon (Megas XLR).

Dropping Anti-Magic Fields is my panic button.

With all that I'll give myself a forty-five percent fail rate.
Here's to hoping.

>>48544336
>Fun times ahead
>Not Commorragh

>>48544283
Undertale. Potential, Compassion, Determination.

>>48544427
>45
>45%
...holy shit...

>>48544283
Nechronica, I Sing Anyways

>>48543858 Neverwinter

>>48544427
Man, I really want to go to Lovecraft in my chain to see if I can make new color magic with the Impossible Dye.

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>48544297
>>48544313
>>48544317
>>48544336
>>48544347
>>48544352
>>48544361
>>48544375
>>48544283
1. JJBA
2. Road to El Dorado
3. Gravity Falls
4. R-Type
5. Batman
6. 40K
7. Overlord
8. Megaman

Rolling for jump.

I regret this already.

>>48544488
>R-Type
Fun times ahead!

>>48544283
Journey to the west
>Dick
>Out
>Harambe

>>48544488
R-type wins the bid for first rolls again. How many is that now?

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>>48544465
>>48544475
Am I dead /JC?
Your choice.

>>48544529
No, but mentally scarred. You shall forever fear ducks, the color orange, and clowns.

>>48544529
Lovecraft isn't that bad usually, it's not like everyone encounters eldritch horrors everyday in that world, you'd be fine.

>>48544529
Yes. It was a worthy and glorious death that made us all very proud.

Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>48544488
Oh. I have no idea what that is.

Rolling for theme:

1. [Walls] and [Empathy]
2. Intimacy, Ferocity, Tides
3. [It's] A [DEAL]
4. [Fun]-[Times]-[Ahead]
5. Fluffy, Chef, Bipolar
6. Love Can Bloom
7. bones, wild, ride
8. Hope Rides Alone

>>48544529
I vote no, but you had an...encounter with the Crawling Chaos.
It was not a pleasant one. More like a traumatizing event that will haunt your jumper for a LONG time.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48544529 11 and under you're dead

>>48544565
Uh, basically, you pilot a space ship to battle a race of omnicidal, body horror aliens who are actually bio-weapons from the future or something like that.

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>>48544553
>>48544558
>>48544566
Three votes no.

>>48544570
>>48544559
Two yes.

We're going with alive.

>>48544475
If you have been to okami I'd recommend using the bucket of dye of the impossible color in conjunction with your brush god abilities as it makes things pretty trippy.

>>48544565
>[Walls] and [Empathy]
I don't know what theme to take from this. Someone help me out, here?

>>48544588
Good to know.

>>48544618
I can't. I work within a limit of forty jumps in my main chain, and Okami isn't one of them.

>>48544635
You're a pilot scarred by the war, you've lost friends and loved ones to the Bydo's relentless assault, so you've put up walls between you and others. Despite this, you still can't help but feel empathy for the human race, and so you will keep fighting, for their sake and the sake of all who lost their lives in this long war.
That's the best I got.

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What are some good perks for a duality-based chain?

>>48544635
Eh. You feel empathy for your enemies bydo, and put up barriers between yourself and others despite everything? Would make sense if you took the weird-cat-bydo-thing as your companion.

>>48544635
Well, the Bydo are biotech fashioned after humans themselves, engineered to have lost all capability for emotion or feeling beyond pain, rage, and sorrow.

Delta and Final get really, uh, special with their final stages. By that I mean both involve your Force device (which is a primitive Bydo lifeform) penetrating some sort of Bydo egg against your will and evolving into a fully fledged being. Which you then murder. Final in particular has you go through what amounts to a birth canal, while Delta has some trippy stuff recounting human history and the Bydo's desperate wish to become like their progenitor.

...Wait, fuck, that doesn't help.

>>48544693
Building on this, if you're going SI Jumper rather than Native Jumper. Basically the same, but thanks to metaknowledge, you know what they are, and empathize painfully. The trauma of it all causes you to then take a sort of extremely militant/combative approach to coming challenges in the chain, even though deep down you feel for whatever you face and want to not have to hurt them.

>>48544702
For light and dark head to Alan Wake
Percy Jackson is good too, have a parent for that

>>48544588
Has the whole
>6 million miles of space, matter, and energy, condensed into a single sphere, produced 6 meters in circumference of Bydo flesh.
thing been mentioned yet?

>>48544807
No. I still have no idea how that works.

>>48544702
There is a variable alignment type perk in Forgotten Realms that allows you to freely switch your alignment. Traveler's Light from Destiny, shadow manipulation from Pride in FMA and the Nara clan in Naruto, picking a light and/or dark elements in the Generic Fighting Game, and you could pick up light or dark magic from Chronotrigger for free. Picking up positive and negative energy from the dnd jumps could also work.

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Here you guys go
A jump-able grim adventures of billy and mandy
What do you think /jc/?

>>48544853
Bydo are basically NGE angels, waveform biology nonsense included, spread out over an extremely large amount of space.
Under normal circumstances, the Bydo are spread out so thinly that their ridiculously high energy, high density biology, makes no intelligible difference.
The Forces are the true form of the Bydo, and the Bydo empire is simply all the stuff the Bydo have infected, subjugated, or created. You never fight a real Bydo in the games.

>>48544912
reeeeeeeeee

>>48544912
Since KND takes place in the same universe could there be a +0 drawback to arrive in the same timeline if you've already jumped KND?

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>STR
>DEX
>CON
>INT
>WIS
>CHA

Pick my two primary stats and my dumpstat, /jc/.

>>48545056
STR/CON Primary
INT dump

>>48545056
>Primary: Intelligence, Wisdom

>Dump: Constitution

Be the magical glass cannon.

>>48545056
Wis/Cha
Str

>>48545056
+Int
+Cha
-Str
Be the Magical Girl.

>>48545056

CHA, INT

CON dump

>>48545056
Primary: Dexterity and Charisma
Dump: Wisdom

Be the cocky thief.

>>48544693
>>48544750
>>48544754
That'll do.

Jump #1: R-Type

Ace Pilot
Male
24

In The Hunt - 0
Raw Danger - 100
Image Fight - 200
Holy Fiver - 300

Launch Bay - 0
R-9A Arrowhead - 0
R-9Leo Leo - 0
R-90 Ragnarok - 300

Wingman - 200

Legendary Hero + 100

I don't know how I got here, but... these creatures...it wasn't their fault they ended up this way. It was the inevitable human desire for greater weapons that caused this problem.

But that doesn't matter. They're a threat to an entire species. Uncounted billions will die if these creatures succeed, and that can't be allowed to happen. Even if it means working for and saving the same type of people who caused this shit.

And probably dying in the process.

>>48544912
Can there be a DB to go to the Bleedman version instead of the horrific cartoon instead?

>>48545056
+Str
+Dex
-Con
Physical Glass cannon?

Rolled 7 (1d8)

>>48544488
Someone toss me a new 4?

1. JJBA
2. Road to El Dorado
3. Gravity Falls
4.
5. Batman
6. 40K
7. Overlord
8. Megaman

>>48545188
Symbiote.

>>48545188
Geneforge.

>>48545188
--> >>48544514

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Aftermath (Day 01)
Sparrow had seen the sundered loom of fate in her home world, but the devastation to her father's mental world was much more... ragged. The loom had been the Goddesses cleaning up, quick efficient lines, but the majority of her father's mind had been popped open like a can of soda in the microwave, a fun thing her dad had shown her during the jump with all the evil clones. Her mother had called the thing summoned by those cultists an Elder One but said little else other than the fact that father had been 'too close' to the portal when he canceled the magic. Now a ragged vortex of agony and pain spun where her father had once built a mental fortress of steely determination and adamant dreams.
They'd managed to help a little here and there. He still couldn't care for himself outside the world, but mother had entered first and by the time Sparrow had gotten in mother had already landed in some offshoot floating fortress far from the swirling yellow hurricane that tore at the very foundations of her fathers mind in a constant erosion.
"As always never keep all your eggs in one basket." Her father said as he walked up and pulled her away from the sight of that terribly perfect storm. "The Overmind is in compete disarray but thankfully your old pops set up some backups whose entire point was to stay ignorant of the events that happened here. We were buried so deep in the Astral Layers that we had time to evac out."
"How much did you save?" Sparrow asked even as she dreaded the answer.
"The back-ups for all of the Overmind. The Symbiote was able to flash crystallize our eyes, and the actual Memory Vault is completely separate from the Overmind." He reported to her in the same tone he took when they'd been in COG. At her inquisitive stare he glanced up at the silver disk of the moon. "We've got to calm the storm before we can even begin the recovery process, which could take years."
"Years?" She heard the shock in her own voice.
"Years." Her father'said.

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>>48545171
>ever wanting to go to the Bleedman version

>>48545171
>wanting Bleedman

AND I THOUGHT YOUR TASTE

COULDN'T GET WORSE.

>>48545171
>instead of the horrific cartoon instead
Woah there SJ, you need a permit from the DRD Department to get that redundant.

>>48545247
>>48545261
What's so bad about the 'Bleedman'?

>>48545247
>>48545261
Sure, the Bleedman version is terrible, but the original is appalingly awful, so it's still an upgrade. and at least it's cute.

>>48545283
No it isn't.

>>48545269
Mandy kicks off 9/11 and is married to Grimm.

Among other horribleness.

>>48545247
>>48545261
I used to read some of Bleedman's stuff and it seemed ok; what happened? I hear things got really dumb.

>>48544912
Maybe specify a bit more on the items. How often do they respawn, does the chicken egg count as a companion or do you get a new egg every jump, how often do you do you get a new Apple of Chaos to use (aren't they consumed after one use and she can just spawn a bunch or am I misremembering?), that sorta thing. I think it looks pretty good though.

>>48545269
I can sum it up in three words. Maybe four, depending on your feelings about hyphens: Mandy did 9-11.

>>48545269
This >>48545297. Also, Grim at one point appears beside the Nazi party as Hitler is about to start the Holocaust. Also, HIM and Blossom had a kid, can't remember if he raped her or tricked her, because they were still enemies, and he forced their daughter to murder her, after slaughtering Irwin, Raven, and someone else, can't remember right now.

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>>48545283
>but the original is appalingly awful, so it's still an upgrade. and at least it's cute.

>>48545322
Edgy.

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>>48545339
Shoosh.

>>48545322
>>48545303
>>48545297
I wasn't even part of whatever the fuck this is, just researched it and found out that Mandy did 9/11 what in the name of fuck even is this fucking thing.

>>48545350
It actually crosses over with Spawn, that's how edgy it gets. Not even a joke. Spawn shows up.

>>48545303
>Mandy did 9-11.
Well I guess that answers my question. Yeah glad I stopped reading.

>>48545269
Aside from everything already mentioned, the MC is actually an abortion, because Grim can't have kids, being Death and all. Also, Mandy cheats on Grim with Nergal Jr. and Dan Phantom. Oh, and the MC's half-sister is a yandere for him.

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>>48545322
>>48545303
>>48545297
I wasn't even part of whatever the fuck this is, just researched it and found out that Mandy did 9/11 what in the name of fuck even is this fucking thing. Seriously I need to take a sip of something and lay down for a few seconds after what I got from researching that.

>>48545269
It's basically just the worst fanfiction tropes you can imagine, played entirely straight, with a heavily anime-influenced art style.

I can understand not liking the original show, with it's humor often fueled by Billy yelling or being dumb, but liking Bleedman is really beyond the pale.

>>48545297
>>48545303
>Mandy kicks off 9/11 and is married to Grimm.
That's fucking retarded.

>>48545322
>Grim at one point appears beside the Nazi party as Hitler is about to start the Holocaust
…Eh, that actually kind of makes sense. Wouldn't Grim have to be present to reap people's souls so he can take them to the afterlife or whatever? Or was a more 'hands on' role?

>spoiler
There are no words that can properly display the level of dafuq going on in my head right now.

>>48545372
This Bleedman bullshit sounds like the worst kind of fan-fiction.
Like typical-Naruto-fan-fiction level fan fiction.

Christ. Does Dark'ness Dementia show up?

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>>48545384
>spoilers
YOU FUCKING FUCK, WHY DID YOU REMIND ME.

WHY DID YOU FUCKING REMIND ME.

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>>48545294
>>48545339
One artstyle is grotesque, the other attractive. One world is full of nastiness and evil, the other full of grossout moments, idiocy, and Billy. I know which one I'd pick. And they're both badly written, mean spirited, and attrocious, but one has a semi-coherent story, while the second is an american kids cartoon.

>>48545403
>Christ. Does Dark'ness Dementia show up?
That's one of Grim and Mandy's kids, yeah. I joke, but it's close enough to true. I think she's actually Nergal Jr.'s kid, or something, and Mandy cheated on Grim with him. So there's that, too, if you wanted even more things to insult you.

I've been gone for two weeks.

Would anyone be so kind as to fill me in me on the new jumps/updates/noteable stuff going on?

It's been hard to be away for so long. Jumpchain, not even once

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So I detected an abundance of awful in this thread.

For this, I provide even more awful.

>>48545454
No, they're both full of grossout moments and idiocy. I suppose that Bleedman's version at least lacks Billy, but all the other things that show up more than make up for him.

>>48545403
It's not really made clear whether Grim manipulated events so that the Holocaust would happen like Mandy did with 9/11, though given the fact that while he's a whole lot more menacing and powerful here then in the show, yet still more moral than Mandy, it's doubtful. I agree that it's natural, it just seemed sort of on the nose.
Also, pretty much everyone is dead. Jack, the Powerpuff girls, etc. Aku's actually in mourning over it, to the point where he just can't do the Evil Overlord thing anymore, and has actually taken on Japanese tradition and style to honor his old enemy.
>>48545473
This is actually not awful compared to all this junk.

>>48545473
AW MAN
AW SHIT
I CAME EVERYWHERE

>>48545454
Actively vomiting at your opinions right now.

>>48545485
>>48545473
>This is actually not awful in comparison...
Shit, I meant that as a joke, but now I kind of feel bad. Looks good, HeavensAnon.

>>48545473
Alright, one step closer to making the Ultimate Anime Hero. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNhsXnxl04w

>>48545400
I don't like Bleedman's writing. I don't read Grim Tales, nor did I watch Grim Adventures if I could help it (I have neices and Nephews)... But if I had to be trapped in one of those two worlds for a decade, I'd rather it be in the one that won't make me nauseaus all the time. The level of gag inducing moments in the 4-5 episodes I was forced to watch stretched to nearly every single moment Billy was on screen and then some. Only Ren and Stimpy has managed to offend my sensibilities more.

>>48545473
Cool.

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>>48545473
Nana’s Everyday Life [+0]

You know what to do. Just saying I'm on her side.

>>48545519
>farts, boogers, and earwax bother SJ more than edgelord drivel
You are a strange person.

>>48545593
By that logic, how can anyone even stand 40k, let alone want multiple jumps made for it.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>48545188
>1. JJBA
>2. Road to El Dorado
>3. Gravity Falls
>4. Symbiote
>5. Batman
>6. 40K
>7. Overlord
>8. Megaman

Queue: Symbiote, Journey To The West

>>48545198
Saved.

>>48545202
>>48545204
Queued.

Rolling to see how Overlord goes.

The Fortress City, E-Rantel
27
Male
Local
Human - 0
Warrior

Tolerance For Evil - 0
Inventory - 50
Themed Aesthetics - 0
Use Any Magic Item - 100

Realm of Heroes - 0
Damage Focused - 0
Defense Focused - 50
Monk - 50
Magic Warrior - 50
Tireless - 100
The Long Game - 200
World Champion - 300
Divine Caster - 100

Divine Tier Equipment - 200
Bracelet of Arnessa - 400

A Local Hero - 0

Foreigner + 100
Embroiled In Politics + 200
Rival Player + 300

It happened again. 10 years after I awoke in the world of war and monsters, I was whisked away and once more dropped into the body and mind of another. This time a warrior, in a world of magic.

And of evil and suffering. The people here are savage and corrupt, and might makes right. But there is good among them, innocence and potential, as there is in all.

I can't help everyone, but maybe I can help some of them. Make a few lives change for the better, or at least make sure that some of the more horrible among them can't hurt anyone else. Even if I'm likely to be snatched away once again in a decade or so.

Somewhat worrying, however, is the rumors of a group of godlike beings set on conquering the world. Surely they're nothing more than rumors, though?

I need to go back and read Bleedman's stuff again.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>48545627
>1. JJBA
>2. Road to El Dorado
>3. Gravity Falls
>4. Symbiote
>5. Batman
>6. 40K
>7. Overlord
>8. Megaman

Queue: Symbiote, Journey To The West

>can't even build for a Chain without reminding myself how it'll never be real
>never really know what I want

Why is this my life.

>>48545473
I'm going to rescue Nana. For sure. But just out of curiosity, does she have access to all Diclonius powers post-jump? If she's going to be a companion, I want her to be safe.

>>48545593
Yup. But, honestly, I'd rather jump to an amoral hellscape that strives for coherent storyline and fails than jump to a world where it's just gross out humor, stupidity, and nonsense. I taught middle school... I've been there. Edgelord stuff makes its own kind of sense... heck, Death Note is nothing but Edgelording. It sounds like a terrible place to visit. but give me the option to go there or Ren & Stimpy, and I'll jump DN 10 times in a row rather than R&S for even 1 year.

>>48545473
>Take Nana's Everyday Life
>Save her
>Feel real good about it
>Realise that would never have happened if you didn't take the drawback

>>48545661
In-jump, she's about as capable as her comic counterpart. That is, not very much. Post-jump, she has all her canon capabilities back.

>>48545669
The true dilemma.

>>48544912
>I always win
What exactly does this do?

>You Little Tyrant
Same here. As read it seems crazy powerful so some clarification?

>Everything Breaks
This seems far too strong for a 200cp perk.

>He's Always Fine
This too seems ridiculous overpowered as a perk.

There are still notes from the WIP stage at the end of the Underworld Monster section and Supernatural Powers section and the Item section. You sure this is complete? The intro isn't even done.

Why does Reaper get a 600cp item for free despite not costing anything as an origin?

>>48545669
Isn't that that horribly sad webcomic where nana's in a box?

>>48545465
Jumps are Traveler's Gate, Ben 10, Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare and Kung Fu Hustle. Update for X-men and Overlord, apparently the Evil Tolerance perk that's mandatory for Ainz Oal Gown stays post spark. Massive complaints about that.

>>48545473
I don't think I can go here. I'd be tempted to make a lot of choices I don't think I can live with.

Knowing that who lives and who dies would depend on how angry I was at the moment? I don't think I could do that.

>>48544912
Isn't this just the old WIP version posted months ago? I don't think anything has even been changed from that version.

>>48545627
Not taking 42nd Supreme Being?

>>48545669
I always like to fluff drawbacks as being sent to a parallel universe where applicable. In that case not taking the drawback means you're abandoning her so taking it is the right thing to do.

>>48545746
Oh man. You don't know about the new ruling in the update do you?

Okay so I'm alive. Ish.

My computer got borked so I went out and bought a new one. I've also been super busy cause my boss went on vacation and we had a person quit.

I'm currently working 6 day weeks and am just tired. Will attempt to salvage what I can and start posting again sooner or later.

PS: Mibbit doesn't seem to work for me? Anyone else having problems with it?

>>48545767
The ruling both SB and /jc/ agree is fucking retarded and that it's okay to ignore? The one where the backlash was so bad the jumpmaker hasn't even fucking logged into SB since Wednesday (which I find utterly hilarious)?

>>48544912
Jesus christ there is some bullshit in this jump. Has no one else seen some of the perks on offer? Making you automatically survive anything you have even the tiniest chance of surviving? Breaking absolutely anything?

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>>48545473
Delicious

>>48545519
... You know, the worlds you go to don't have to match their artstyle. And there's nothing stopping you from getting as faraway as possible from Billy, Mandy, Grimm and their weird town.

That being said, I can not believe there someone who would actually hate this show's writing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SnbvJ4Ca44.

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>>48545794
He lives.

HE LIVES!

>>48545767
Actually, I do, but I would just house-rule it as only applying if you picked an undead, demon, or fallen angel race, and then only for the jump, not staying afterwards.

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If we take the specific Naruto fanverse drawback can it be one set in a specific era like the warring states era or 3rd shinobi war?

>>48544912
Guessing "Look at me Body!" actually makes you an undead skellyton?

>>48545473
You legitimately succeeded in adding yet more awful to the thread, but somehow made things better.

>>48545516
Is that... Jumpchain: The Anime?

Bleach isn't that bad. Some of it is good. The way they defeated Yhwach actually made a ton of sense and it can be explained why he couldn't see it. And also, Yhwach's rewriting future or such seems to be not as good as he is boasting it to be. Like, you know, most Shonen Villains do about their abilities?

>>48545794
Try Kiwi, some people tend to use that more effectively.

Also YOU LIVE!

>>48545767
I don't. What happened now?

>>48545746
Eh. It felt like it fit the theme better to be a jaded local helping people than one of the players.

Also, I didn't want him to become a god in the second jump.

>>48545642
Rolling for success.

Mystery Kid - 100
Male
12
Junkyard

Awesome Opening Sequence - 0
Where is it, Where is it, AHA! - 0
Journalist - 300

Shapechanger - 600

Black Light - 0

I was right. It did happen again. But...I'm back in a time close to my original life, in a world much like it...but lighter and stranger.

I'll enjoy it while it lasts. Except for puberty.

>>48545516
Says Bleach is a terrible show.

Still gets powers from SAO.

>>48545814
I had forgotten how funny this show could be sometimes.
>>48545839
First of all, that image is an abomination. Secondly, sure, why not.
>>48545863
>Bleach isn't that bad
Lies! How'd they beat him?

>>48545794
Just grab an independent irc program like mirc.

>>48545839
As long as you don't take MC-Kun/Chan, I don't see any reason why not?

>>48545878
You, uh, you forget something?

>>48544912
>Jump-able
>Hasn't responded to any criticism
>Jump is riddled with unfinished sections
>Filled with power grab options completely unbalanced internally
Hahaha. Yeah, no. Take another look at it before you try selling it here.

>>48545891
>>>/pol/

279. Borderlands
Location: Old Haven
Origin: Drop-In, Age: 30
Perks: Boom Baby Boom, Moxxie's Moxie (-200), Maliwan Intern (-200), Legendary Luck (-200), Phase Pierce (-300)
Items: Echo Recorder, Melee Weapon, Storage Deck (-100)

I had so many missions for our Vault Hunters, because I wanted to make Pandora a better place. They had to do stuff like help me make some oasis, and deal with bandits, and plant super-tech friendly jungle generators, and deal with skags infesting the enhanced plantlife, and then some skag-eating plants, and eventually the tribe of midgets that lived in the jungle with painted masks and super shields.

I mostly payed in decent tech. Local stuff, upgraded with miniaturization perks and magitech to be impressive without breaking the bank. Shields that blasted visions into the shooters head, guns that shunted mass into another universe, a discount Caster Gun with some discount mana bullets.

I got into a firefight once during my whole time here, and I just decided to end it decisively. No one really bothered me after that.

>>48545839
As long as you don't take the MC drawback, yeah.

Rolled 8 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>48545898
Fuck.

>>48545874
If you take 42nd Supreme Being you have to take the Evil Tolerance perk. Which means that you'll overlook the baby eating stuff that Nazarick gets up to. And you can't turn the perk off and it stays post spark. Most people say to ignore it but when the update came out there were quite a few threads arguing about it.

>>48545904
Why are you feeding it?
It's an obvious troll, and even if it weren't:
>Global Rule 3

Just report and ignore, you'll be a lot happier in the long run.

>>48545924
>Fuck.
How apt.

>>48545924
Apparently I got fucked up in Gravity Falls. Huh.

>>48545924
>34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgwDoQ5aJfM
That's what you get for messing it up.

>>48545939
You let Bill do the thing didn't you.

>>48545829
Oy, sup.

>>48545867
Hello, Red. Whats Kiwi? Google founds....fruit.

>>48545893
Looking into it now

>>48545933
>Which means that you'll overlook the baby eating stuff that Nazarick gets up to
No it doesn't.

>>48545322
>>48545384
>>48545485
>My ex-girlfriend tried to get me into the comic when we were dating.
>She showed me a random bit and I lost interest when slut Mandy showed up.
>Did not know edgy and bad it gets.

I DODGE A HUGE BULLET!

>>48545885
>>48545895
>>48545920
Thank you fellow anons.

>>48545473
If you take Nana's Everyday Life with Mine! does that make Nana yandere or is it another diclonius. I'm not sure which would be more horrifying.

>>48545951
Hexchat a best IRC client.
https://hexchat.github.io/

>>48545933
>And you can't turn the perk off and it stays post spark.

Wow, that's literally retarded. Fuck that guy, I'm ignoring that shit as hard as possible.

>>48545885
When a quincy loses their powers through Auswahlen, the thing Yhwach uses to drain Quincy, a bit of silver forms within their hearts. That is known as Steel Silver. Uryuu's dad forged an arrow made out of Silver and during Final Battle, when he was almost killed/mortally wounded and Yhwach went berserk, Uryuu shot this arrow at him.

Still Silver has property of, when mixed with blood of the Quincy such as by hitting them, to temporaly stop their Abilities. Such as Yhwach's Almighty, which is what he used to ressurect himself, see future, etc. As you can imagine, that's super helpful to get rid of him for good properly in jump too. Hell, mass produce that silver through other jump stuff and you can lol-nope the other Wandereich too.

>want to start in Mystery Dungeon
>have to fight a physical god to get out
>Rescue Badge is a 1/day evac
>I have less than a year to save the world

I'm going to die horribly aren't I.

>>48545971
If you want it to. If you do, she'll suddenly become very competent and lucky ONLY for the purposes of making sure you never leave her like everyone else did. Powers included.

This will fade wherever you're not involved, of course.

>>48545485
>>48545403
>>48545303
>>48545297
...I don't know why I'm playing devil's advocate, since I don't like Bleedman either. And I also know it's not really the point...

But let's be honest: do you really think canon Mandy wouldn't do it, if she though she could get away with it?

>>48545963
Ninjanon is the jump's author mate.

>>48545814
KOTOR, so one could arguably with time learn the subvariations of their respective bending, such as learning LIghtningbending or Combustion or Blue Fires if they take Fire Bending?

If I take that drawback that takes away my arms, can I still bend with my legs or such? Does it affect all Alt Forms? And can I just get myself prosthetics/Familiars or creatures that are in shape of arms?

Does the armless thing also make Devil Bringer's "Stand" Devil Trigger armless? Would our Personas and Stands also be Armless?

>>48545983
Not really. You can win with in-universe stuff. Just remember to have partner and the power of FRIENDSHIP!
>>48545982
That's...actually pretty clever, and an karmic/ironic thing to use against Yhwach.

>>48545814
I remember when I first saw that episode with my brother.
Raggle Fraggle became our catch phrase for the next few hours.

Would whatever is keeping bill in Gravity falls keep me from using (insert teleportation power here) to leave town the moment I see the reality hole open in the sky?

>>48546016
She was okay with being a giant because of Billy's bad wording on curse. She only didn't want it because of costs of living that large.

Then when she outgrew the universe, she bullied the infinitely growing things to invent infinitely growing pizzas and TV and such for her.

I see why people wouldn't want to jump cartoon, ya know.

Jumpers, Is this Basically what you do in Evangelion The jump, or what happens if you mentor Shinji?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>48545938
>>48545944
>>48545947
Jumper got mentally scarred in Gravity Falls and only survived because the Overlord boost put him above most of the setting. Now he's going to be paranoid about things that seem like kid's shows.

That's actually pretty funny.

>>48545642
>1. JJBA
>2. Road to El Dorado
>3. Journey To The West
>4. Symbiote
>5. Batman
>6. 40K
>7. Overlord
>8. Megaman

>>48546016
>do you really think canon Mandy wouldn't do it, if she though she could get away with it?
Nah, I don't think so.
Mostly because that she's not really sadistic, she just hates everyone.
And because killing 3000 people wouldn't solve her problem of there being over 7 billion of us on the planet.

I wouldn't put it past her to annihilate the entire human race in one go if she had the option, but weeks or months of planning for 3000 deaths would be a waste of her time and energy.

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>>48546089
>40K

JUST AS PLANNED

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>>48545746
>Not Local Human Master Race

Seriously look at this build.

Origin: drop-in
Race: local human
Perks:
Tolerance for Evil - free
lvl 100 - 600
realm of heroes - free
Class skills - Everything but Bard (Knowing everything ever just seemed boring)- 900cp
Skillful and Resourceful - 100cp
Innate Talents - Omnidextrous, Bestiary Knowledge, Detect Magic Power, Identify Talents, and Use Any Magic Item - All free.
Items - Comfy Inn, divine tier equipment - all free

Companion - a local hero (free)
Race: Dwarf
Origin: Magic Caster
Perks:
Tolerance for Evil - free
Innate Talents - Alchemist, Enhanced Summoning, Magic Item Creator - All free
The Realm of Heroes - free
Class Skills Magic Caster Talismonger - free
Specific Specialization Summoning & Necromancy - 200cp
Items:
Major Pay2Win Items Elixir x 2 - 200cp
The Orb of Death - free
1st purchuse of Alchemist's Laboratory - free
Legacy Tier Equipment - free

>>48546106
Isn't she, like, immortal now?

If you kept hating humanity, were as planning as her, as she was proven to plan a lot of stuff and be smart, then yeah, she would plan 9/11

>>48546025
>If I take that drawback that takes away my arms, can I still bend with my legs or such?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puylVW77uwg

>>48546089
Y'know.

I'm pretty sure this jumper would just give up after this.

>>48545982
That's fucking retarded. Why is Kubo such a fucking hack writer that he can't even write a way for his villain to be defeated than to create some kind of mcguffin to serve as a weakness against them?

>>48546089
>>48546134
>40K
SPEAKING OF MENTAL SCARRING!

>>48546016
It's actually kinda out of character even in that way.
Mandy only did things to serve herself. Why would she care about starting a terrorist war?
And even if she did want to cause random acts of terror, she had been to worlds and places with advanced magics and super weapons that could wipe out entire cities minimum. Why would she limit herself to just a couple plane attacks? I mean, every time we saw her destructive imagination, it was more of a Judgement day/Independence day scenario.

>>48546134
...That reminded me. Would armless affect Vector's from Elfen Lied?

And this is just amazing, holy shit. A way to make me want to go waterbender

>>48546148
>Mandy only did things to serve herself. Why would she care about starting a terrorist war?
She clearly must have invested in oil.

>>48546148
Remember.
She married Grim.

She married GRIM REAPER. DEATH.

She's basically trying to help him make the quota. Either that or keep him busy so she can cheat with Nergal Jr.

>>48546016
>>48546106
Also, forgot to say: she seems vaguely okay with other people existing, as long as she's in charge, and they're destitute slaves.
Remember that one weird future where she was a slug monster? And she ruled the world?

>>48546132
If I was immortal, full of hate for humanity, and had her powers of keikaku, I'd aim quite a bit higher that 3000.

I'd turn countries against each other, start WW3.
Anything less would be a waste of my time.

>>48546075
Nope. For me, Evangelion basically became Gurren Lagann, with me as Kamina and Shinji as Simon.

>>48546154
You can substitute your Vectors for arms, yes. Doesn't fix the phantom pain and makes your Diclonius status almost impossible to hide, but the drawback fiat doesn't keep you from doing so, yeah.

>>48545047
>>48545171
Sure. Why not.

>>48545686
>>48545301
>>48545847
I should really work on explaining things better...ok noted sorry for the confusion.
When I fix these problems i will answer your questions.

>>48545802
Ok. So what you are saying is nerf these things a bit so they're not OP. Got it.

>>48545900
Ah, no sorry. I'm actually taking all criticism carefully. This is my first time making a jump
Maybe jump-able wasn't a good word. WIP would have been better wouldn't it. sorry.

I have taken most if not all of your input into account. Thank you, I'll make it less of a power grab and more acceptable for /jc/'s standards!

>>48546190
No. Wrong jump.

I was asking if Armless drawback from Legend of Korra would also rid me of Vectors.

But while you said that, didn't Nana use her vectors with her prosthetics though to hide it? And even use it as ROCKETO PUNCH!

>>48546223
Oh, whoops. My bad.

And yes, she did, actually.

>>48546175
Give it time. Things are getting nasty over there.
>>48546212
Woo.

>>48546039
fanwank it
On one hand, your out of jump powers aren't a part of the local metaphysics.
On the other hand, the "dome" seems to be keeping in all kinds of weirdness, and Bill comes from another reality altogether, so maybe it does work on you.

>>48546003
Sorry what does the [+0/+200] part of the MINE! drawback mean?

>>48546173
Actually, Grim didn't have a quota.
He's job was closer to janitorial duties then... whatever type of job has number quotas... stuff.
Point is, he got to keep his job by simply cleaning up the living world by capturing those that had died.
In short, no dead among the living, he gets not fired/paid(?). They don't care how many people he shoved in the bag.

>>48546258
It means you automatically take the drawback without points if you buy the cheaper variant of One Of My Own.

Where do I go for multi-companion purchases? Preferably not waddle dee tier useless servents.

>>48546278
So Mandy probably did it to cheat more with Nergal Jr. on Grim?

>>48546280
Ah right, I missed that thanks.

>>48546175
>Not starting a WW5 because it's SO devastating that it skips over 3 and 4.

Are you even trying?

>>48546282
Pretty sure Kerbal is the best in the chain. You can get something absurd (700+?) that only take a single companion slot. Import them into other jumps to boost them into something worthwhile.

>>48546280
Does she remain drawback-enforced crazy if she ends your chain? Or is she somewhat saner?

And technically, won't she not kill your pod companions if you keep them in pods?

>>48546304
Anon... think about how that Dicloneus grew up. Are you sure you want them to know about your pods?

>>48546282
Sword and Sorcery has like 20 for 1.
Darkstalkers has the 4 for options.
LoT has some as far as I know.

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>>48546300
Kirby has the Waddle Dees, an army of ambiguous numbers.

>>48546025
>one could arguably with time learn the subvariations of their respective bending
Yes.

>If I take that drawback that takes away my arms, can I still bend with my legs or such?
Yes.

>Does it affect all Alt Forms?
Yes, even the ones with tentacles or shapeshifting powers like Martian or Shoggoth, Absolutely no arms regardless of how little sense it would make for that form.

>can I just get myself prosthetics/Familiars or creatures that are in shape of arms?
Yes.

>Does the armless thing also make Devil Bringer's "Stand" Devil Trigger armless?
What?

>Would our Personas and Stands also be Armless?
Uh, do they usually lose limbs or mirror the injuries of their master?

>>48546325
See that's the thing.

Don't tell them about the pods.

And you will keep em post-chain if she ends it.

>>48546290
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
...even if it's a disgusting truth.

I honestly can't say that it would be out of character for her because we never saw her deal with messy teenage breeding hormones.

>>48546300
If i import them into 40k as a space marine, do i have a small legion?

>>48546304
Yes. That crazy remains. Your companions do not come back, either, if this ends your chain. My tip? Don't let this end your chain if you don't want that to happen.

As for pods, if they're not active or in use, they won't be 'removed'. Mechanics-wise, you're still not getting access to them because yandere, so it's basically the same but without the murder.

>>48546325
Also, this.

Rolled 14 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>48546089
40k

Guardsmen - 100
Kai
Male
30

Martial Training - 0
Tactical Genius - 150
Psyker - 400
Unsanctioned + 100
Alpha - 200
Angel of Death - 600
Icon of the Regiment - 300

Flashlight and T-shirt - 0
Dosh - 50

Kill Team - 0

Love Can Bloom + 400
What Did You Expect? + 200

Oh god. I don't even care anymore. What even was that last world? It seemed so innocent...

But this one - fuck this one. Everything here is shit. I don't even have any sympathy for anyone.

Except...that Eldar is... there's something about her...

>>48546353
That was supposed to be -20.

Thus ended the shortest chain I've ever had.

Damn. At least he's out of his misery.

>>48546337
Stands have reverse. Master mirrors injuries of their Stands, mostly.

As for Personas... kind off. It's not clear?

The Devil Bringer question: In DMC You can get Nero's hand thing. His Devil Trigger, the power up state, is basically a ghost behind him that KIND OFF mirrors his moves, but delayed or not quite so whether it would be affected by armless or not is debatable.

>>48546346
No. You might have a small chapter, though.

>>48546347
Would psychology or such perks still work on her?

How accurately is she scaled to us and our companions anyway. And what happens if we put on power limiters.

Is she same power when I am at certain power level, as when she is when I am at certain power level and have 8 companions active at same power level? I mean, does she power up the more people are active, even if they aren't stronger than me?

Trying to actually find a way to survive this, you know.

If you take all three Star Wars jumps, then fully master your powers (like, train for centuries), would you be on the level of an Alpha Psyker?

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>>48546075
Kinda. It grasps the idea of what happened, but instead imagine it had a more competent director.

>>48546451
We have four star wars jumps, anon. Don't forget the very best one.

>>48546428
The answer to all of these is 'it is always a challenge, but never impossible'. She will always just be threatening enough to you and your companions, but never 'far above' or 'below' you all.

Psychology perks can direct her violent tendencies to productive ends, but you will probably have at least one or two companions 'removed'. This goes double for any waifus or close friends who they'll see as taking time away from you.

>>48545473
>tfw Cardfight Vanguard I wound up adopting two kids, who later found jumps to stay in
>tfw I wind up with four daughterus many, many jumps later
>and adopting Elizabeth DeWitt
>AND NOW THIS
>WITH NANA

I WILL END YOU HEAVENS

I WILL THROW A GOD DAMN MOON AT YOUR FACE.

A GIANT. FIERY MOON. OF DEATH.

>>48546479
God, it will require a shitton of scheduling and careful managing of one's time with companions and her, and shitton of psychology sessions.

That's the way I love it and it is an amazing thing then.

If I spend as much time with her as with other people, or just have her always be with me so I spend time with her constantly essentially when I am with others, like, meeting plot characters, should it be okay?

(Asking because if I choose the cheap canon companion thing for Nana... yeah... I want to somehow keep the canon somewhat accurate up to a certain point, after which fuck all.)

>>48546451
If you COMPLETELY master the force you will be basically a Lovecraftian Great Old One but to reach that level you would need to drink from/bathe in some force BS on a certain planet.

>>48545473
What exactly does 'stronger' mean in DNA Voice in the context of vectors? More of them? Longer range? Or something more like actual strength?

>>48546479
So if we are like, nearly constantly around her like a type of ghost only she can see, assuming it is Nana, would things proceed as with Canon? I mean, we spend all the time with her so she doesn't need to kill anyone, no?

>>48546473
Huh?

>>48546518
Okay, assume I'm not willing to sacrifice my sanity and humanity by taking a dip in Cthulu's bathtub.

>>48546282
Final Fantasy 14, Golden Saucer Scenario with the Mandervile squad
Final Fantasy 14, Final Scenario (provided you do the other scenarios as well) if you pick the toy army pet
Ragnarok Online, Dragon Scenario which is required for Scenario 12, which gives you 2 powered up companions and a powerful wizard as a singular companion

>>48546511
The answer to all of THESE is 'you are attempting to use reason on someone who is likely a violent psychopath waiting to happen, due to drawback fiat and DNA Voice'. You can mitigate and slow down the worst of it, but it will be trouble at some point or another.

Post-jump, yeah, it's definitely possible to manage it using stuff like that. The crazy is no longer mandatory at that point.

>>48546526
All of the above.

>>48546536
It might just be because I'm half-asleep but I don't comprehend this question.

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>>48546547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qH2IaSjEU

>>48546547
If you are not willing to become Abeloth 2.0 you could still potentially become a planet buster like EU Sidious.

>>48546547
>Huh?
KOTOR, Clone Wars, Original Trilogy, Auralnauts.

>>48546561
I don't know what I just watched, but I like it.

>>48546581
Did he actually bust planets?

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>>48546398
...

>>48546451
Can't Alpha Psykers tear apart planets?

>>48546601
But seriously its from Auralnauts which is what >>48546587 is talking about, since we have a jump of that

Remember, Midichlorians are heroin

>>48546601
By some accounts he busted multiple planets at once, Force Storms can become some serious bullshit at higher levels.

>>48546623
Actually, I'm not finding it on the drive. Maybe I'm just stupid, but does anyone have a copy?

>>48546609
Alpha Psykers are more along the lines of mentally controlling thousands of people or tearing apart huge mechs, I think.

Higher-tier Alpha+ Psykers can potentially detonate stars and enslave entite planets, though.

>>48546623
Thanks, I'll have to check it out.

>>48546627
That's fucking absurd.

>>48546601
Vitiate also killed wiped entire planets of life and similarly to what Ainz did with that army he was just sacrificing them to fuel even bigger heap of bullshit.

>>48546556
Well of course it will have bad effects during jump, but it might make it possible to survive it.

And the question is:

The Yandere diclonii only scales to us and our companion when acting against us. And she will kill any obstructions to her time with us.

So let's say we are intangible spoopy ghost that only the Yandere Diclonii can see and we constantly hang out around them. Will that work?

Follow up question: if we choose a cheap canon companion option and pick Nana, would the above outlined tactic let us keep the plot as it was in the official material, at least up till manga' ending?

>>48546662
Unimaged, under A-M

>>48546665
Ah, in that case yes, in fact you could probably reach that level within a century if you focus on studying the darkside, and maybe less if you purchase Force Sensitive multiple times.

>>48546665
Alphas can enslave entire planets, Alpha+ could theoretically do a lot more but finding more than a planets worth of people in range would be difficult.

>>48546686
Ah, I refreshed the page and then it showed up. Mmm, thank you google.

>>48546687
Actually, I've been meaning to ask. I have a chain focused around psychic powers; what's the absolute upper end you can train your telepathy and telekinesis to?

>>48546556
Have you yet to decide on the age rolls?

>>48546697
Alphas can't melt steel beams

Fun fact for anyone interested in being a Psyker.

Being a Psyker and your power is genetic. It is canon and said that it was meant to be next step in human natural evolution. And then
Chaos Gods.

Do what you will with this information. Just remember that whenever you see a Psyker, they are just people with 40k's midichlorians

Speaking of Psykers, the warp exists in all future settings after you go to 40k, right? So you can use Synchrocity Event to turn normal people into Psykers with the potential to be as strong as you? (Not that handing out Alpha-grade Psyker powers is a good idea)

>>48546743
Perhaps not but Telepathy is rather absurd in 40K, entire planets falling under the control of Random Psyker 3,487 happens on an astonishingly regular basis.

>>48545973
Alright installed and....In room I think? I'm not sure if I've messed this up or if no ones actually on.

>>48546777
When everyone is a Psyker...

No one is.

>>48546766
>And then
>Chaos Gods.
Humans were literally evolving into chaos gods?

You know what? I'm not even surprised. Of course they were.

But wouldn't they starve to death if the species as a whole became beings sustained by mortal human emotions and belief?

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>>48546811
Threadly reminder that Syndrome is the most pathetic villain ever.

>>48546812
No. I meant:

And then chaos gods appeared. And with being a Psyker, bigger corruption. So being a Psyker is not viewed as a goal to be

>>48546812
>Humans were literally evolving into chaos gods?
I THINK they were saying "and then the chaos gods mucked around with things and spoiled the deal"

>>48546863
Yeah. That

>>48546812
No, humans were evolving into the Emperor. Or, Emperor-like beings. All lying on various beach planets on massive towels, beautiful hair flowing in the wind.

>>48546858
>>48546863
Okay, that makes way more sense.

>>48546883
It would have been GLORIOUS! Damnit, Slaanesh, y u so jelly?

>>48546807
There are definitely people in the room.

>>48545473
Diclonius companions seem way to expensive at 600 cp. 300-400 is a much better price.

>>48545473
>Can't buy cute ear horn things without going full Diclonius
Damnit.

>>48546914
I'm using JumpchainCYOA. Did I get it wrong?

>>48546887
>>48546883
So, just get genetic modification perks and you got psykers.
Dats it.

Eldar just started evolving in that direction before humanity so more experience and higher concentration of Psyker genes

>>48546941
Did you forget the pound key?

>>48546941
#JumpchainCYOA

I'm assuming the # matters.

>>48546937
I fuckin knew someone will want that. I was right!

>>48546883
Wait, actually, is that canon, or did TTS make that up?

If I revive the Emperor and get a sample of his DNA, could I create a virus that rewrites every human into something like the Emperor?

I mean, this being 40k, I'm sure it'll go horribly wrong, but could it work?

>>48546969
Well, it's not a huge leap to make.

>>48546954
Well, they didn't evolve in that direction, the Eldar are an artificial species. The Old Ones built them with psychic warfare in mind.

>>48546850
>he fell for the cape meme

>>48546976
>The genetic mutation which grants a human being the ability to draw upon the psychic energy of the Immaterium has become increasingly common since the Neolithic Age. This change is the harbinger of Mankind's slow evolution into a fully psychic species much like the Eldar who will be more intelligent, more capable and ultimately more peaceful than humanity is at present. Unfortunately, this process has been quite uneven and even the most powerful human psykers still have minds that have not developed to the point that they can touch the Warp with the level of control wielded by the Eldar Farseers. As such, because of this lack of mental development and Mankind's own still deeply flawed, covetous nature, most human psykers always run a substantial risk of being possessed by the daemonic entities of the Warp and spreading the death and destruction of Chaos wherever they go. It is for this reason that the Emperor of Mankind largely banned the use of psychic powers throughout the Imperium of Man save in a few notable exceptions at the Council of Nikaea during the Great Crusade.

Wiki right here

>>48546976
Isn't the Emperor powerful because he is the souls of like a thousand other Psykers? There's probably more to it than genetics.

>>48546965
>>48546967
No, I put in #JumpchainCYOA

I'm feeling dumb here.

>>48546941
>>48546965
>>48546967
Make sure you're on the Rizon Channel and not localport or whatever the default is.
#JumpChainCYOA (because idk if capitalization matters)

>>48546961
hmm yes this is a very funny joke I approve

>>48547006
You still need a soul. But genetics are what matters for using it.

So you need genetics...

AND MEMES. DNA OF THE SOUL.

Someone post dank-ass memes

>>48547032
Yup. That did the trick.

Thank you Anon

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>>48547037

>>48546976
>Wait, actually, is that canon, or did TTS make that up?
Sort of canon. Humanity was seeing increasing amounts of psykers popping up, but they'd be more likely to end up like Eldar than Emps, power wise. And of course, whether there'd have been a natural solution to the "powerful human psykers are more likely to be insane and past a certain point they're all nuts and/or golden and on life supprt" issue...
>If I revive the Emperor and get a sample of his DNA, could I create a virus that rewrites every human into something like the Emperor?
Probably not, since a) the most commonly accepted origin story has that power be due to his reincarnated super soul, rather than anything to do with genetics and b) if it was that easy, he'd have done that a long time ago.

>>48547037
If you are real Quicksilver.

In infamous jump are we only limited to Delsin's possible ways of using the power or we could possibly with training improve it to levels of conduits who actually had that power?

Kessler's bullshit doesn't count

>>48547094
>Kessler's bullshit doesn't count
Why not? He's actually weaker than Cole. All he has over him is shitty time-travel and weak telepathy.

>>48547089
What are some methods using out of jump perks to "purify" Warp to fuck up chaos gods

>>48547037
If you are actually quicksilver why isn't there a rocket launcher option in Doom 2016.

>>48547094
Why on earth do you think it'd be the real Quicksilver.

>>48547094
It's not him, QS/Inari has a trip.

>>48547112
I meant the time travel. Because that's a huge reach of what electric powers can do

>>48547123
Inari?

>>48547130
I still think you would be able to develop it.

>>48545473
So, uh, what the hell is up with DNA Voice Drawback? Nana rarely felt urges to kill people, and even Lucy seemed to kill mainly because of survival. Not to mention the majority of Diclonius underwent abuse that made it unlikely for them to even want to resist the urge. Either way, it wasn't nearly as bad as the mandatory drawback.

>>48547043
>But genetics are what matters for using it.
They're really not, though. Just look at all the warp sorcerers that get their power through dark rituals, or the Thousand Sons who boosted their powers through pacts with daemons, or all the Champions of Chaos (especially Tzeentch) who become less and less creatures or flesh and yet gain greater psyker abilties, or the Primarchs that were apparently made with psyker powers and were partially composed of warp energy, or hell even the actual daemons/Chaos Gods themselves.
Or look at how Machine Spirits and Living Saints and the like form.

>>48547152
I was asking mostly because... Well, compare Delsin's or listed by jump powers for Video.

Consider what Eugene could actually do with his power.

>>48544108
This is part of why I always choose Drop-In or its equivalent, unless another background is the only way to get something I just absolutely need.

Example: Jurassic Park. I wanted to be a raptor, so I chose Dinosaur. First memory of that Jump was busting out of my egg and seeing Hammond. I spent a fair bit of the rest of that Jump pulling a Michigan J Frog on him--talking when no one else was around, then acting like a dumb animal whenever he tried to record or show others. Even did the whole "Hello My Baby" bit after stealing his walking stick and Muldoon's hat.

The above backfired on me a bit when I tried to warn him about Nedry.

>By the way, John, Nedry's a lying sack of shit. Fire him. Check his Barbasol!
>He immediately goes into denial and blames his recurring delusions before having me moved to the public raptor pen.
>Movie happens as shown, except for me killing the Big Raptor when she's introduced and directing the others away from the squishy humans.

Once the evac happened and Hammond was safely being pecked to death by lawyers, he started getting letters from Costa Rica.

> People are dead, John.
> It's not your fault, though.
> After all,
> Who would listen to a talking dancing raptor?
> You should have listened, John.
>
> Hugs and Kisses,
> Showtime the Dancing Raptor

I should probably feel worse about that than I did at the time. I was not a nice person then.

>>48547190
>>48547152

Also, would Eugene's Angel form be basically the Energy Form perk? Would said perk also be essentially Beast equivalent?

>>48547144
>Inari is inextricably associated with kitsune
>Has a ton of portfolios, everything from agriculture to blacksmithing to merchants
>more than 1/3 of Shinto shrines in Japan are dedicated to it, but no worship of it is known before 892 AD, and nobody knows where the belief came from
>depicted as male, female, and androgynous interchangeably

A godlike being with dominion over almost all aspects of everyday life and associated with fluffy tails, who came out of nowhere and is first recorded in a book that is relatively recent compared to the first records of most other major kami. Clearly a Jumper.

And there's only one Jumper it could be.

>>48547114
Body mod: Endurance 4, Speed 4, all other points in Endowed.
Archer: Sploosh.
80's Action Movie: Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus.
Wank like you've never wanked before.

>>48547225
Yeah, somebody more competent than Quicksilver.

I need a Magical Girl theme, any ideas?

>>48547183

There's a difference between being a naturally occurring Psyker and being turned into Psyker.

Do you think that with all this warp and chaos God shenanigans people would try to actually figure out what makes a Psyker a Psyker? In 40k?

Nope. You can be partially made of warp energy or something else but it is confirmed that in naturally occurring psykers it's the genes

>>48547194
This is proper Jumper antics.
You're a fuckin' legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkjsN-J27aU

I can actual see a raptor doing this.

>>48547233
Not what I meant though. I rather meant to restore it to being collection of thoughts without chaos gods

>>48546883
So Em-Pillar-ors?

>>48547262
... That reminds me of that one jumper who was asking if Evolutionary thing in Ben 10 would evolve Pillar man into Ultimate Pillarman. Along with if he turns into specific Pillarman, the one he took DNA off.

We need a drawfag to draw Ben transforming into new alien, then it shows Gwen blushing and being embarrassed while Max just is unsure, then cut to Ben who is Kars with Omnitrix symbol on his chest. Who upon realizing what he looks like is either complaining or going "Oh. My. God. I AM FABULOUS"

Or happiness when he first releases Kars's sabers by accident, of course with surprise beforehand

>>48547253
That exact thing, yes.

He was rather sad at one of the raptors killing a new arrival, though. In my defense, she just killed a guy.

>>48546731
Galaxy spanning telepathy and telekinesis strong enough to move star destroyers or devastate small armies.

>>48547341
Is that enough to make Tatsumaki from one punch man shit her pants?

>>48547417
She doesn't wear pants, just a dress
And from how she's drawn, we're pretty sure she doesn't wear panties either.

So you don't wanna do that, it would be disgusting.

>>48546731
Grab one of the softcap perks; never stop training.

>>48547341
Can't top tier sensitives level planets? Moving star destroyers or destroying small armies seems way lower than that.

>>48547417
She casually caught a full battery of sci fi battleship larger than a star destroyer guns and threw them back like it was nothing. . .

>>48547446
They can ravage or even destroy planets with the proper force powers but I don't think they have ever been shown to move them with just TK.

>>48547417
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFdZ_dL9PM8

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>>48547501
Who'd be the better waifu of the Tornado sisters?

>>48547526
Not into little girls, so that suggests Fubuki.
But Fubuki wants Saitama.
So I'll take neither.

>>48547526
Tatsumaki all the way.

She's a christmas muffin.

>>48547462
>>48547501

That's just a meteor.

It's not even that huge, I think it's just that her TK kept it from burning up completely.

If strong enough force users can move Death Stars, they would be stronger.

Hell, she got her shit pushed in by Golden Sperm who got his shit annihilated by incomplete Garou who was said to be the one in Boros's prophecy

>>48547417
Kek, not a chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHH1zAZ_Cms

>>48547462
Eh, I guess, it just seems kind of weird that certain force users can do shit like ruin planets merely as a side effect of using their powers, but it's impossible to directly exert that power in the form of lifting shit.

>>48547557
Not really a side effect, Sidious made giant storms of dark side energy to destroy what ever he wanted. including planets.

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>>48547225
Is it me?

>>48547417
Girls don't poop you idiot.

>>48547550
I don't think you understand how strong Golden Sperm and Garou really were.

>>48547633
Author confirmed indirectly that Garou was person from Boros's prophecy.

Are you saying Alpha+ Level Psyker or planet busting force user can't do all she can + more?

>>48547667
>+ more?
Well, how often does she SuddenlyDaemons?

>>48546029
Yeah.

He didn't even use Uryuu's Antithesis, though...

>>48546139
Blood clotting in odd way and the Silver was mentioned, explained and foreshadowed long ago, Anon

>>48547667
No I am saying the powers described in >>48547341 are nothing special compared to Tatsumaki, even if they can do more powerful stuff with different abilities in terms of TK she is stronger.

>>48547694
Yeah, Kubo's actually pretty good at foreshadowing. The things he's foreshadowing are still kind of dumb, but you can't say he's just pulling them out of nowhere.

>>48547721
Yeah.

It's just people have an in general dislike to bleach or that alibi is just walking the line between ass pull and foreshadowing. He's dropping himself plot hooks which he can utilize in various ways, to be decided later, or makes them vague enough that people think that, like Quincy designs on Ichigo's bedsheets early on.

He's like Joseph Joestar. "Your next line is: DID YOU PLAN THIS TOO, KUBO?" "DID YOU PLAN THIS TOO KUBO?" "Of course I did! I stacked the whole deck!" 'I didn't plan this at all but making him think this is better'

Arguably he was told to rush the ending some, so some things that could be were not seen. I did like how Ichigo pulled a kinda Gurren Lagann movie moment with his Zangetsu. Second movie to be exact.

>>48547569
I was referring more to Nihilus' life drain also destroying the surface of the planet he fucked over. The one with the Jedi Council on it.

>>48547501
That was awesome. Ok, OPM going on on my must-watch list.

>>48547811
It's like that for EVERY EPISODE.
It's really great.

280. Elfen Lied
Origin: Drop-In
Perks: Because It's You (-300), MOVE! (-400)
Items: Operating Table (-400)
Drawbacks: Nana's Every Day Life. I Never Left (+100)

There are sad things here, and little simple kids that need homes, and monsters. And it's just really hard to figure out exactly who is what and which.

Also, it's terrifyingly easy to just turn Diclonii into normal humans at this point. Like, point, and click total body modification using physiomancy and magic boosters. Bam, human, bam, you have legs, bam you no longer hear a voice urging you to murder, bam, the weird cursing soldier is now an inert diclonius and also a teenage girl.

Magic solves everything. Wow.

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>>48547526
Pic related.

>>48547916
>Magic solves everything
Yes it does. The concept of the diclonius is interesting, but frankly I suspect that when I get there I'm going to spend my time turning them into normal human beings.

Also beating it into some peoples' heads that the ends do not justify the goddamn means especially when there ARE no ends to studying diclonii. Beating it into their heads with something which will leave fucking dents. Jesus christ.

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>>48547554
>tfw there's no import option in JJBA
>tfw when I'll never be able to increase the fabulous manliness of Puri Puri Prisoner and Major Alex Louis Armstrong

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Right, so. For picking a Partner in PMD, should I cover my weaknesses or just grab what I think is coolest?

Pic related, it's me.

This conversation about Force Users reminds me, is the Force Magic or Psychic? Both?
Same with Psykers since that originates from souls. Trying to decide for the purpose of perks.

>>48547979
Technically speaking, you can beat the game using even terrible Pokemon. What's more, you can recruit Pokemon outside of your Partner to help out. If you went to Pokemon jump beforehand, you can even use the Pokemon you brought with you from that jump.

So, really, just pick something you like.

>>48547979
You are very handsome, and your partner should be someone who you think is supercool.

>>48547971
>Puri Puri Prisoner
>Manly
That is an oxymoron anon.

Why would you companion a "hero" who willfully locks himself in prison so that he can punish male criminal's assholes.