/bbg/ Blood Bowl General - Season 4 (and Poundinator) are Dead,

>>48443412

Oh man is that a new Secret League Nipponeenskins team?

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How will Toobert get out of the first round without his best player?

Do you think Rofl will punish him more than he would have been if he just scored and took the game vs tendril like a not a pussy?

>>48443914
one can hope hes on the same bracket side as tendril

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You think I can get a steam roll again for my final game and get 70k for vets next season?

Will Stunty Leeg ever return or was it always meant to be a one time thing?

>>48444485
I think the plan is to alternate between Stunty and Secret between seasons.

>>48444082
I believe in you! You can do it!

Catch up Rookies

>>48439876
>win and get help
Never have I regretted a dump-off pass more in my Blood Bowl career.

>>48446315
>win and get help
>get help
>help
RIGGED

>Most of rookies floundering in round 5 and not dodge GFIing ahead while landing flat on their face

Truly awful.

It seems I must ask a question which other were too lazy or too stupid to formulate:

What freaking tournament format will the secret league have?

I don't want a whole new season between the seasons, and the lite stunty format doesn't feel right either.

>>48448744
Crab said he is planning somethin similiar to stunty format.

>>48448744
What didn't you like? I personally feel like 3 rounds + playoffs would be nice, 2 felt too short

>>48449007
The short format for stunty was great since all rosters were stunty (duh) and team building was difficult, if not impossible (stunty teams eventually implode), so in general I think there was no a need for a longer format.

On the other hand, the secret league is just like standard CRP but with new unofficial rosters (similar player longevity).

>>48449089
I think more about the number of games we can enjoy rather than any development, if you only got 2 games out of it it was pretty short and I think one more round would be great. Then again that's my opinion, I don't know how others feel.

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This is a message for bashfags, poosys, and jews.

There will be retribution.

>/tg/ Secret League group:
>https://fumbbl.com/p/group?op=view&group=10393

>If a match is scheduled and is going on and another match starts. The second match is null and has to be replayed.

This is a fucking stupid rule Crab, what the fuck?

>>48450335
It's the best rule this league has ever had.

>>48450335
>>48450343
The idea might be okay, but is retarded in practice because match can take anywhere between half an hour and over 2 hours.

>>48450381
It's even more retarded when it makes playing matches even harder for people with tight schedules, which will make rounds slower and then we'll have all the faggots bitching about how slow rounds are.

And if you want to watch all matches, watch the replays.

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>>48450335

Literally retarded.

Have fun explaining to the FUMBBL admins why exactly they should take their time deleting games from the server and resetting teams.

>>48450335
Or, you know, we could use the scheduler and plan on the game based on who already planned before. This is more a spectator issue than a player issue and the only thing you are missing is the banter.

>>48450450
You mean like not making rules so people can't have farm teams?

>>48450693

That's called

"Swiss Format"

>>48450727
Hasn't stopped teams from ruining muh league reee.

>>48450335
Dumb rule is dumb. Try to avoid but if you can't, fuck it. 2 games a once is better than 2 weeks to complete a round.

Also, how about 3 rounds with only 8 playoff teams?

>>48450743
I'll probably go with that, but don't worry. I just updated the rule page.

Hey Ukrim, if you are around, please check your PMs. Thank you.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875289

Chickens Versus Walls

BB2 finally got an update, shame ded game.

>>48450952
>bb2
What's it matter? There's always fumbbl. Also that news of GW releasing a new version of TT.

>>48451248
Sometimes you want to look at models instead of sprites, also better for new players.

>>48451248
Muh graphics and better action use for newer players so they don't have to misplay for not declaring a pass or hand off.

>>48451262
I mean, if you're playing for the gameplay, there's no substitute for the ease of fumbbl and adherence to the rules and breadth of available teams.

With BB2 you end up with grey areas for the sake of animations and sounds.

That said I'll still play a good bit of it again when Necro's get released. Till then I'll keep playing fumbbl with no regrets.

>>48451292
I'm gonna stick with fumbbl too, but BB2 is better for people new to the game.

>>48451344
I'm not knocking Chaos edition or BB2. It's what I played before I found out about fumbbl. Still good fun. Just wish it was kinda 'better' all the way around. But whatever, I can still enjoy it.

>>48450941
This games ended in a 1-1 tie. I'm probably going to have yet another 2-2-2 record, since I can't seem to get any other kind of record.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875313

DOUBLE FEATURE INCOMING

BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAAAW

>>48451552
better than being the tie master with 4 draws 1 win, I misplayed those last few turns though, the dice didn't help much either the second half

>>48451563

DOUBLE FEATURE

https://www.fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875314

>>48450693

Might want to sort out your double negatives.

Ayylmao being a more of a retard than expected in Vets is rather different to attempting to invalidate results, because you couldn't be bothered to open the client twice to /crickets both ongoing games.

>>48451729
Might want to make sure Tooby gets what is coming to him.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875371

Vamps versus skaven, come watch av7 get broken

>>48453572
wanna see some fast action?

Watch now
Or miss it

Whats the feelings on this team?
https://fumbbl.com/help:EstaliaT
Everyone with animosity to each other made me laugh my ass off, but it feels like a worse human team. Though some agi and str 4 is nice, they both come with bad drawbacks.

Do they work as well as normal humans? or even cyanide's "fixed" humans

>>48454020
They're better humans and the animosity is there to balance that. Unless you really want the ogre. Definitely even more versatile.

>>48454020
I'm having fun with them but I'm shit with them

the catchers are always sleeping too

>>48454020

What this guy said.
>>48454052

Getting access to ST 4 and AG 4 players on the same team is rare and powerful, plus the team starts with some decent skills.

Gutter go fast leaves the Blood Drive in the dust, 3-0 to the skaven

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Team has been equipped with imagery. Now the great wait begins.

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>>48456318
>Not using picrelated for Panda.

Otherwise, i give it a would cry when one of them dies out of 10.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875472

Dryads versus pirates if anyone wants a watch

Just because im bored.
CURRENT ROOKIE PLAYERS LEADING IN CAS INFLICTED THIS SEASON:
Gutter Go Fast! Matal Knackels
WTFW Green Monster
Chumps of War Nimrod Bonaparte
All three players have 5 Cas with Chumps at a overall impressive 18 total cas for AND aganist. Best cas score belongs to Corpo Orcs at +12.

>>48456468

Now do vets :^).

>>48456468
>tfw tendril tied my record for most cas caused in 1 season and he still has a match to go

>>48456415
I wanted to stick to shirokuma theme for the werebears, already have a backup for when one of them dies, I'll definitely consider sad panda after that

>>48456506

Nobody had 20 cas caused in season one.

>>48456556
No, I have the single season record for most cas caused in a 6 game season. Last season I generated 20 cas. No one else has ever done that. This season Tendril tied it and has a match to go. So he will take my record

>>48456468
>>48456607
>tfw I have the lowest cas ever in the league history

>>48456607
Bye Bye Lucker

>>48456719
I think (too lazy to check) I have the record for best cas differential. Last season I caused 20 cas and only gave up 5 cas

>>48456736
Don't leagues have that exact info available on their pages?

>>48456736
Shame nothing about either record is note worthy.

>>48456736
Shame no record has actually been that impressive yet.

>>48456792
yea, but I'm lazy

>>48456793
>>48456814
T. faggot who can't score any cas

>>48457053
T. Someone who thinks beating up goblins is impressive.

>>48457120
>implying tendril didn't play gobbos
>implying half the fucking league didn't play gobbos

>>48457180
Exactly my point with >>48456814

>>48457190
Then why was I the only one able to get 20 cas in the first 3 seasons?

>>48457180
>Been here for 4 seasons
>Still haven't been paired with any spp pinatas

Fuck you and fuck this rigged league

>>48457644
Kek, I played the same 4 coaches both this season and last season

Was interested in playing this league, but then I look at the posts ITT and it's clearly full of /v/-tier shitters.

>>48458177
go to bed ayylmao

>>48458177
It's actually full of /tg/ shitters. Are you lost?

>>48458177
post of the day, I rate it 5/7 good post

>>48458177
Girls are interested in you until they look at you closer, loser nerd

>>48458403
>not harpooning dat orbiter poon at board game nights
Do you even lift?

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875506

Jam's dryads versus Logic's moulder

>>48458177
Best league on fumbbl. So good random people on fumbbl message me on when mauled has sign ups because they wanna join

>>48458872
Stop bringing in normies who will go awol before they even play 1 match. REEEEE.

>>48459524
The only person I brought in was Rofl and he has played every match and fucked Mauled's mother

>>48459639
We've all done that.

Vet games listed from least important to most important

Bretonnian Werewolf in Tilea (3pts)vs Rare Pepes (2pts) @ TBD
The Pepes replace the thin skinned and terrible goblins. Not much to prove or lose for anyone in this game.

Amorican Psycho (4pts) vs Red Fang Rockets (4pts) @ TBD
Two teams not happy to be at the bottom of the table... not much they can do about it. Again not much to prove or respect to lose here.

I dairy you to try (4pts) vs South City Scum (4pts) @ 7-29 22:00
Two teams that lived up to low expectations. I dairy you to try could finish at a respectable 2-2-2 with a positive score. Not bad for a 2nd year team.

Quickslithers (8pts) vs Foot Blooters (8pts) @ 7-27 20:00
Ok, finally something on the line... not much though. Both teams are in the playoffs and it's just seeding on the line. Both should want to get out healthy. Not going to be easy for the Elves.

Naggarond Knife Ears (5pts) vs Dead Doornails (4pts) @TBD
An outside prayer at the playoffs is technically possible for last seasons league leader, but it's not great thanks to a -6 Cas difference. Both teams probably hoped for a better season, both will think about what might have been.

Lostworld Eschers (2pts)vs Gourmand's Delicatessen (2pts)@ 7-28 18:30
Can logics be so terrible he loses to goblins and finishes last? Does he play for the tie to avoid the humiliation? Can gobbos get a 2nd win and have a respectable golbin year? Av7 for everyone, death and destruction everywhere!

hither slither (7pts) vs Frug's Jumpers (7pts) @ TBD
Both teams get in with a tie. Winner is in and a 2 or 3 seed. A Loser could sneak in, but will be watching the other games closely. Great seasons by both teams

Emo Demolition Squad (6pts) vs Za UnderWarudo(6pts) @ 7-30 15:00
Winner gets in, loser is out. A tie eliminates the Rats, and probably the emo's with them. If Werter misses out on the playoffs he's only got goblins to blame. A great season - 1 game. Delfs will be looking to beat the hobgolins to add to the 2 goblin wins and be the weakest team to sneak in.

One Night Rack (7 pts) vs Snorkland Soulless (6pts) @ TBD
The team no one wants ONR to win. Everyone will be rooting for the Snorks to pull this out against the cowardly pussy, Tooby. The Soulless are the team absolutely screwed by Tooby throwing his match to avoid Tendril. A loss could eliminate a very deserving team from the playoffs.

>>48460152
Rookie games from least important to most

none of them matter.. they'll never finish... season 4 was a mistake... shut it down.

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>>48460163
>>Can logics be so terrible he loses to goblins and finishes last?
brutal


Also, fuck Tooby for making me root for Nurgle.

>>48460757
Also, I have 3 points, I am proud of every one of those ties.

>>48460163
>Can logics be so terrible he loses to goblins and finishes last?
I would agree with this rankings system.

>>48460757
Is that Chunners? If so source?

>>48460851
>Is that Chunners?
I have no idea what you just asked. Probably not, it's from the Black Lagoon OVA.

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>>48461063
Chunners = Chun-Li. Her fringe is almost exactly the same in that gif and the 90's OVA's were actually pretty violent.

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>>48460831
Agreed.

In sad news. Throwing a spiked ball into the middle of a pile of snotlings(with a disturbing presence active) does not work as advertised. Only the last failed catch is stabbed, the rest are put prone.

Crister knows this and DOES NOTHING!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41vIku2dQoE

Look at this faggot

>>48461917
What am I looking at? GIVE ME SOME CONTEXT TO THIS 'FAGGOT'

>>48462517

His opponent AzraelEVA plays in the /tg/ league.

The Sage is one of the better known BB streamers.

>>48462544
Nice. We'll played Azrael

>>48462544
Ok? Why should I care about this game? Did Azrael kill half his squad and he raged?

>>48462934
Well you could learn some good skaven plays from watching how he screens and proper placement of which player puts an assist. At the end of the day it's just a game of 2 coaches that most people would know go head to head and our resident coach won the match.

dead

>>48461917
>:D

>>48463183
Pls do u have any skaven vs simyin guides im asking for my wifes son pls respond

>>48465112
JuST foUl HArAmbE hAHAhAhAHA XDDD

Coaches who add names, images and bios to players and yet do not change their sex accordingly are worse than Hitler.

>>48465319
Not my fault FUMBBL doesn't allow nonbinary genders, shitlord

>>48465366

It does though.

Is there any reason I should use Skaven over Wood elves? New player and it just seems like wood elves have better starting skills and mobility while Skaven are just as squishy.

>>48465381
Nuh-uh, my players identify as Chaosgenders and those FUMBBL shitlords only allow male, female or 'neutral'

so check your privilege you white cis male

>>48465550
They're kinda similar, but these are the rough differences:

>Skaven
-Gutter Runners, the fastest players in the game and with the elf agility to pull all kinds of bullshit that will punish even the slightest of mistakes, but they're strenght 2.
-Mutation access on doubles, mutation skills generaly lead to very powerful combinations.
-Cheap players allow you to have a bench so you can foul more, mark more (careful with this one), or just avoid getting all your players removed
-Ag3 on most of the team means while Skaven are fast, you have to be more thoughtful of where you leave your players to avoid getting locked down, and there's not as many paths for you to go fast through. Gutter Runners are the only Ag4 players in the team and if you're not careful they can end up alone without support as well.
-Thrower with sure hands out of the box, but ag3
-Strenght access on normal rolls for the blitzers, strenght skills are invaluable in blood bowl. Also Av8 Blitzers.

>Woodies
-Standard elf Ag4, you are very maneurable and you'll be very hard to lock down, you can also use this to your advantage to lock down your opponent's players
-Wardancers, the best players out of the box, these fuckers win you games and everyone hates them, everyone except you
-Catchers are like Gutter Runners, but trade 1 MA for Sprint, which means to go as fast you'll roll more dice, and Gutter Runners will always be faster than you
-Expensive players, which unless you find out the secret to keep your players alive, will give you shekel troubles, and if you do find out the secret, your team will get bloated as fuck. So basically, if you get holocausted on the pitch, you'll have less players in the bench to replace them and fouling will be more dangerous for you.
-Treeman, I think he's a very good big guy that always fits your team unlike the situational rogre, and even if he roots he can still be useful
-Thrower with ag4 but without sure hands
-No mutation access, strenght on dubs only.

What would be the result of a skink with multiple block and dauntless trying to block two human linemen? If the skink has one assist available for both blocks, does it become 2 2d blocks still?

>>48465744
Yes. Same works for the slayer on dorfs.

>>48465744
but you need to roll a +4 for both dauntless rolls.

>>48466103
I'm pretty sure it's 3+ unless they actually treat your strength like a 0.

>>48466127
>>48466103
Multi block treats both rolls as though the defenders have +2 str. It does nothing to your str.

So a skink(2) vs a lineman(3) would end up being skink(2) vs lineman(5). So if you have dauntless, D6+2 >= 5 or 3+.

>>48466180

Dauntless
When the skill is used, the coach of the player with the Dauntless skill
rolls a D6 and adds it to his strength. If the total is EQUAL to or lower than the opponent’s Strength, the player must block using his normal Strength.

so a +4

>>48460163
for hither slither and frugs, what should happen for both teams to get in in case of a loss/win

>>48465550
Yes, Stormvermin get clawpomb. Woodies don't.

Veterans will end and have to wait a week before round 6 rookies end

>>48468517
wakemeup.jpeg

>>48467928
I don't think it is possible for either of them to not be in, even if avantar/yog match ends with a tie.

>>48468605

The only way it could really happen is if Quinze manages to catch up in tiebreakers. Not too impossible if Chopa loses hard.

>>48468680
Oh fuck, was looking at the wrong match (QS vs FB)
In that case yeah, Quinze can still go through. And he is the favourite in this match.

Tooby ban when?

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875675

sekrit spics vs vamps

>>48468605
Loser is out with a soulless win and clean win in the emo vs ZUW.

>>48468701
Quince needs to win big, have Tooby win, and have chopa lose big and get rekt, (needs an 8pt tiebreaker swing).

Probably can't pass the Emos if the manage a tie.

>>48469827
Basically..
ONR
Hither slither
Frug's
Soulless
Emo
Za Underwarudo
Are competing for 4 spots. Tooby is in unless he loses and hither slither and FJ tie.

>>48469887

Even then Tooby is still probably in.

>>48469906
not if he loses/the tie happens/someone wins in emovunderwarudo game

>>48460152
>Naggarond Knife Ears (5pts) vs Dead Doornails (4pts) @TBD
>An outside prayer at the playoffs is technically possible for last seasons league leader, but it's not great thanks to a -6 Cas difference. Both teams probably hoped for a better season, both will think about what might have been.
http://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875700

>>48470089
Correct. If he loses and there's a tie he needs another tie or he's out. He's out would be a win for the league and justice.

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name's mad, king mad

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>THE BALL, GIVE ME THE BALL NOW

What do you do?

>>48472599
>blackface
Wow fumbbl i am literally shaking irl right now.

>>48472613
Don't worry, crab banned them from secret league so you don't get triggered while playing.

>>48472672
Truly the league manager we need.

>>48472599
slap his gf's ass

>>48472696
>t. crab

>>48473033
But I hate myself as much as Penis13 hates me.

>>48473033
But not the one we deserve.

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foulable orc thighs

Don't forget that Quickslithers vs Foot Blooters is scheduled for tomorrow 20:00 server time! Be there or be square!

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Just providing gifs for the autism team

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Too bad no one made a spyro the dragon autism team, I have photos of my friend wearing nothing but her spyro onsie

>>48476163
that is the single most animation QUALITY image i have ever seen

>>48476184
God bless America

Poosy ban when

>>48481522
The second o is silent

Which Secret League race is most abusable /tg/?
Asking for a friend

>>48482487

Zoats.

>>48482487
Abusable as in made for bullying?
Nautican.
Abusable as in you can abuse them being overpowered/broken?
Daemons of Khorne, maybe Zoats, maybe Lahmian.

>>48482519

Daemons of Khorne aren't actually good at winning games, they just cause things to explode on the pitch.

>>48482539
He didn't ask for teams to win with. The bloodthirster seems pretty abusable.

>>48482544

Generally, doing things that don't lead to wins doesn't really qualify as abuse.

>>48482558
Sometimes making other teams not win their other games is enough.

>Abusable as in you can abuse them being overpowered/broken?
This sense.
I was looking at Necrarchs. No bloodlust, universal regen, ready made wight blitzers, cheap linos who won't be removed by your own team. you even get foul appearance on the vamps. No st4 but with reliable hypno and a good supporting cast it just looks really good.

>>48482697

They're pretty solid, though the linemen are trash and with only two wights you don't get a lot of good players. Daemons of slaanesh is a similar team that I'd say is better, though it takes a bit longer to get rolling.

>>48482539
Daemons of Khorne only have a super bad win rate because someone with a 1-5 w/l ratio mains them in secret league.

>>48483384

You mean that Zoltaen guy? He's 4/2/6 with them, doesn't seem like he'd influence it too much on his own.

>>48483422
https://fumbbl.com/~Tetsu
Also Daemons of Slannesh are OP once you get all 6 Hypno players.

>>48483447

Wew, what a guy.

>>48483447
Those losses good god how?

>>48483579
Well given it seems like he only played 5 teams more than once.

>>48483447
>20% win rate
>buys fan factor
>never gives up

Someone should reach out to this guy and invite him to /tg/ league

In 1 hour, can cmonkey stop the vermintide?

hint: no

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>>48484205
Tune in to find out!

>>48484332
Monkey Business has the best marketing department

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Which 6 of these symbols would best portay block dice? Specifically the Skull, Both Down, and Push/Pow.

I'm using , ↓, ↑, so far

>>48484825
dorf head can be skull
0F is okay for pow

>>48484825
Honestly, none of them

If you combien them, yeah, but not with a single symbol

>>48484856
That's not an option.

>>48484854
Yea, I'm using those. chan didn't accept the alt codes.

>>48484886
Good luck portraying both down consistenly with skulls then

Push/pow could work with 0B, using 6F as pow

>>48484969
Actually, you could use ! (21) as skull and !! (13) as both down

>>48484969
He can use dark and light faceas skull and both down. Not the best solution, but should work

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>>48484969
>good luck
That's why I'm asking for what people would most closely associate. I could just use numbers and tell people to deal, but that's lazy.

>>48485019
6F pow, 0B powpush, arrows obvious pushes, 13 both down, 21 skull is as intuitive as you'll get, I don't think there's a good way to do skulls with only 1 symbol other than ! !!

I'm curious though, what are you doing?

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IT BEGINS

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875968

>>48485043
>what are you doing?
Creating a fantasy dice class. You can choose which kind of dice you want to create in your cup and calling rolling() will push out representations of those dice rolled. Whether they be a *D6-20, *DBlock, *DYahtzee, etc.

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>>48485244
Forgot pic. Last row is your suggestion.

>>48485119
What size do these team logos have to be to fit the squares perfectly?

>>48485304
there's a template in extras of the league

Monkeys outskill the rats in the thrilling ending to a mediocre match.
1:0 for Monkey Business

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>>48484726
>>48485995
Please purchase team merchandise to help raise funds for rigbux.
Our team has been falling behind as you have seen.

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>>48485995
Christer we had a deal!

Foot blooters vs Quickslithers.

The game where neither team has anything to win.
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=875994

>>48486464
GOYOG

>>48482487
Clan Mors right from the Get Go you have a lot of removal power a fast team and reliability just don't lose to many clan rats or you will field a chainsaw when you don't want to.
Clan Eshin run run run like the wind on offense you cannot be stopped. On defense pray for a blitz

Daemons of Slaanesh 6 Hypnotic Gaze Claw Agi 4 players with REG sounds good to me.

Daemons of Nurgle Yes you are slow yes you don't have any starting skills and yes those av 7 titchy players don't have dodge. You can easily have 16 players on your roster without them being problematic for your tv. That's why FOUL A LOT. You simply don't care about your Nurglings use them to lure your opponent into hitting them. Your biggest enemy however are fast agile teams.

>>48486510
What you said about daemons of nurgle surprisingly works very well for hobgoblins. They can be really scary with a starting roster of 15 players without sacrificing much.

>>48486544
That's hobgoblins whole team theme though, fouling and more fouling. They have 6 players devoted to nothing but fouling.

>>48487058
Not true. 2 players are devoted to stabbing and fouling

>>48486464
Congratulations to Quickslithers. League Leaders and #1 seed. It's no wonder a giant pussy was scared to play them.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

GFI

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

>>48491172
Fuck, thead is dead boys, rolling for armor.

Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

>>48491211

Injury?

Rolled 6 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>48491260

Dear oh dear...

>>48491260
Fucking dead. Thread is over.

>>48491286
yep.. ded

>>48491286

Well I screwed up the roll, but it doesn't really matter, a 6 on the d6 is a killed result whatever the d8 rolls.

Dead thread.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>48491297
>>48491301
>>48491309
B-but the regen!

>>48491172
>>48491211
>>48491260
>>48491286
WHEN YOUR DUDE GFIS
AND HE FALLS DOWN AND DIES
THAT'S BLOODBOWL!

>>48491325
Thread doesn't regen!

>>48491325
The only way the thread can both regen and has an apo is if it is very stupid or if it is a vampire

>>48492605
Well, there are is a lot of dumb shit said in every thread.

Rolled 6 + 10 (1d58 + 10)

>>48491286

Apo roll

>>48494894

Thread has been patched up so it can play again.

>>48484825
9D might work for push/pow.

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>>48494971
I ended up using

- , +-, <, >, >=, +

Good night, thread.

Stay alive.

>>48485270
Last row feels the most consistent in terms of symbology. Using the Mars symbol for Defender Stumbles and the circle for Defender Down makes them intuitively linked, and the same goes for the exclamation and double exclamation for Attacker Down/Both Down.

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Well done to Tendril and his Quickslithers, that's another tin pot for the mantelpiece!

So with the introduction of brettonnia in the vidya
Are there plans to make a team for them in resin with the gee dubs re release?

>>48498062
Currently the only models we've seen have been humans and orcs. Nothing else has been verified, but there are dwarven, chaos, and elf concepts.

It's my understanding that Bret is from the second edition of the tt rules that ended up getting dropped because no one could agree on how they should play.

>>48498055

That hardly counts, season 4 was all rigged.

What team best counters undead? I'm playing blood bowl 2 with my 1k TV high elf team and they're driving me up a fucking wall. I can get a TD or two when they slip up defending a flank but it seems like getting an actual win is very tough.

>>48498830
Amazons

>>48498830

Undead don't really have a counter, but wood elves should generally be able to deal with them fairly well.

>>48498900
Zons suck vs undead.

hey guys, noob here. like 3 games on an orc team

at what point should i actually consider getting more players? or do i just stick with 11 as long as possible so i get good SPP distribution?

>>48499108
It depends on a couple of factors, especially if you're playing on a league and not an open format

Orcs have high armour, so 11 players will almost always be good enough. You can get 1 more player to be safer without too much of an issue, 2 is maybe pushing it. Most teams keep between 11-13 players to keep their team value down.

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How are you all liking A access on Bretts in BB2? Getting blodge on the knights obviously makes the team much better, but I'm wondering what do you all think?

I'm curious as to what the progression for the blitzers should be now. I can't decide between going blodgestep jump-up, frenzy tackle, maybe some passing skills etc.

>>48499108
You can run with 11 for a long time with Orcs. Basically you get the extra man at a point at which player removal becomes a valid threat to you. That means when opponents start to get their mighty blow/claw on in decent numbers, which means anywhere in the 1400+ Tv range. But you might still chose not to til some time as high as 1600ish.

Given the cheapness of linos you can also take them early too if you like fouling and want some insurance.

>>48499222
I say A access was pretty good on blitzers themselves, but the problem lied elsewhere; only other players with S access start with wrestle, which makes both of big S skills (Guard and MB) that much less effective.

>>48499222
Well I see potential on a sure hands, NoS, dodge, side step, dump off piece on defense for a quick pick up and stall out at least a turn for the opponent. I'd go 2 of dodge, side step, tackle, frenzy, jump up, and the last would be a runner with dodge, side step, accurate, sure hands, dump off, and HMP if he gets that far.

Or you could go full asshole and get Stand firm and grab on blockers, fend and side step on knights, and just spam a screen that will never break.

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Are you a top Blood Bowl coach anon?

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beginner here, which teams should i play if i like slow moving indestructible walls of death

bonus points if they have easy access to mighty blow

>>48499820
Literally undead. Dorfs works too.

>>48499820
>>48499834

Don't forget orcs as well.

>>48499820
dorfs have av 9 and a shitton of block and low movement, also hard to go wrong with dorfs

>>48499820
dorfs are your thing

>>48499820
Undead, they're strong, durable and don't have any significant weaknesses.

Is there any agi team in blood bowl 2 that doesn't have to fight an uphill battle against the undead, dwarf and chaos spam?

>>48500263
Humans or dark elves have a better time with more block and mostly av 8 across the board with humans having 5 S access pieces.

>>48500263
Don't bash with them. Spread out and stay away. Make them chase you. You can't win a fight, so keep everyones blocks to a minimum.

>>48500401
I may just have bad luck but whenever I form up a hedge I keep losing dudes to their blitzes until I can't maintain it by the second half.

>>48476163

Somewhere out there there's a bunch of fucking autismo's wearing all the outfits of all the playable characyers from Year of the Dragon.

>We have to go deeper

>>48500263
Any decent agi team runs circles around those teams. Hell, goblins can run circles around dwarves...

>>48500506
Don't go that far anon, everyone rolls a dub 1 on dodges eventually.

Apparently in new blood bowl, human catchers will cost 60k with 8/2/3/7 dodge, ga/sp

>>48500640
I'm not gonna trust that until I see it.

>>48500640
So 10k less and no catch? Seems ok.

>>48500678
>>48500670
I fucked that up, they have catch too. They are exactly the same as on Fumbbl but for 60k

>>48500774
that's nice.

>>48500640
where did you find that info?

>>48500640
>>48500774
I prefered them av8 honestly.

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>Roll double ones on ball pickup with sure hands
>3 turns in a row

I hope Tzeentch is having his god damn fun

>>48501326
>Tzeentch
>In BloodBowl
There is your problem, he has no power here.

>>48501375
Nuffle could never be so cruel

>>48501402
>he doesn't know

>>48501435
Nuffle is not cruel, his humor transcends mortals.

5+ caged dive, -2 die, 4+ dodge/pick up, 3+ dodge, 2+ dodge, GFI, Snaked GFI into the end zone, armor break, dead. APO into dead.

Mortal comedy cannot compare.

i'm new and so are my friends
they're bitching that delves are OP when i beat them with them
are they right

>>48501677
No, but what teams are they playing?

>>48499820
khemri

>match is 15 minutes late
>one of the players isn't even online
Season 4 was truly a mistake.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=876299

>>48501677
Switch to lizards and in a few games they'll be begging you to go back to delves.

Gourmand's Delicatessen manage to claim the coveted Worst Team in Vets League trophy.
I manage to be the only coach Domun won against

>>48503326
I probably would've beat ayy again if he didn't bitch out.

>>48503326
I'm glad I got those 2 wins so I'm no longer worst rookie coach.

>>48499078
...thanks for telling me I suck at Blood Bowl.

Although I knew that already, I guess.

>>48504719
never give up

/tg/ League: Self-loathing arc

>AzraelEVA has beaten the_sage multiple times
>AzraelEVA is in third to last place in our league
>therefore the majority of our league is better than the_sage

>>48504958
It's true.

>>48504958
It's true.

>>48504958
It's true.

>>48504958
He's only ahead of the goblin teams.... (late season replacementioned slann has their record)

I'll say the entire vet league is better....

But not the rookies, those guys suck.... and play to damn slow

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>>48500454
In the agi vs. bash matchup, the important thing is not to feel pressured to advance on every turn and most importantly avoid caging whenever possible.

The other thing to avoid are cages - although knowing how to form a cage is an important basic skill, it's meant as a last resort strategy in a high threat area, not as an initial plan A - don't fall into the trap of thinking you need a cage and instead look for more efficient ways to do the same thing - prevent players from basing your ball carrier.

Cages are bad because you cluster your players tightly and give up large sections of open field for slow players to surround you and stall out the cage's movement. They're very hard to crack in a single turn though and thus make a good emergency defensive formation or as a lure to draw the main defence away.

Instead, set your players in screens that hamper your opponent's ability to drive straight in. Sure, they might be able to curl around your front line, but at that point they will be out of movement without making significant penetration, giving you an opportunity to push forward and gain separation. If you do use a cage, use it as part of a wider screening strategy - see the pic. This setup creates a two pronged threat and forces the defender to decide whether he wants to stop the handoff threat or lock down the cage.

The key is to force a commitment to getting the ball from the bash player in such a way that still leaves your guys free to maneuver. If you cage, a few high strength bashers can close in and suddenly tie up 3-4 of your cage corners.

>>48500454
If you're playing an AV8 team this is mostly bad luck.

If you're playing an AV7 like Skaven or WE team you need to constantly weigh the pressure to score fast vs. the possibility of losing guys, and learn how to play when having less players than your opponent - you should generally expect to have only 8 or less players by the second half and pace out your game accordingly. These teams have a strong incentive to score fast and then try for steals rather than try long grinding stalls which lead to harsh injuries - if you can go up 2-0 or 3-0, a bash opponent might not have enough time left in the game to catch your score.

Skilling up your team with Blodge can help a lot on the casualty front as well, especially if you can keep Tackle players out of blitz range (or blitz them down pre-emptively). Positioning to deny or at least punish fouls is another possibility, as is trying to lure the opponent to the sideline to make him fear surfs (again, depending on your team skills vs. the enemy).

Sometimes if you're looking to win you may also have to bite the bullet and spend the Apothecary on a badly hurt player that is vital to helping you win the game.

Keep in mind that cas dice generally need to be a lot hotter

Rolled 3 (1d6)

GFI

>>48507780
Well done. Now, roll to grab the ball. Remember it's raining.

>>48508285
Did they just play right now and not post it in thread? Also why the fuck did Tooby do that play?

>>48508357
his payment to christer went through

That feeling in your stomach when you kill your opponents best piece

>>48508631
You mean the butterflies?
Or like you just took a good shit?

>>48508357

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=876487

It's ok, sekrit games are polite enough to share.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=876487

>>48509134
>>48509128
A fairly dry 2-0 with the skellies doing almost nothing (they sawed a guy and punched a dude out for the match).

sup guys, noob here

ghoul hit lvl2, you usually get block right? to make them more survivable? could also get +1 agi idk if thats worth more than block

>>48511648

Most of the time yes.

A lot of people like getting a Wrestle ghoul as well.

If you've got the opportunity for a +stat it's usually good to take it, but for a Ghoul you just have you realize you're going to need to protect that one more than usual. Stat up players are targets, and without Block he's vulnerable.

>>48511648
I would say go for +ag, but you have to make sure he is kept safe. Also realize he will be fouled if he falls down.

>>48511648
+ag is better but you will need to protect him, av7 no regen and a stat up is a foul magnet

foulable ghoul thighs

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Who's that Bloodbowl meme?!

>>48513149
is that me? my dick literally looks like that, even the color matches!

>>48513172
Silly anon, the meme is shaded so the colors don't give it away.

What's the best team at 1k tv and why is it amazons?

>>48514234
Hello my name is dorf mctackle nice to tackle you

>>48514334

Zons are still pretty crazy strong at 1k TV. But yeah, if you want to be good against all teams you should play undead instead.

Is there a /tg/ tournament that uses Cyanide bloodblowl game (the first one)?

FUMMBL is kinda shit

>>48514385
bb1 is even more shit desu, you're going to have to get used to FUMBBL if you want to play with us

>>48514385
>fummbl is kinda shit
Elaborate.

>>48511939
Never get wrestle on a ghoul. Only retards get wrestle on a ghoul

is there a tier list for teams?

And another of tooby's crutches is removed before the playoffs. Karma's a bitch.

Now it's up to the lizard frog alliance to make sure he plays tendril anyway

>>48514731
Yeah man that zombie did all the work every game up until this point.

>>48514765
Lack of +ST wight also hurts quite a lot.

>>48514731
>make sure he plays tendril anyway
cannot happen for at least a game. Though I think what 3rd seed will be on tendrils side of the bracket?

>>48515043

4 and 5.

>>48515036
I'm just glad I won't have to use or not use kick ever again.

CRP+ league when

Is it possible to implement the CRP+ changes to a custom fumbbl league?

>>48515058
well it cannot happen then, unfortunate.

>>48515425

Well, I can still get Tooby in the finals.

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Its Skink Thighs!

>>48515352
what's crp+? Just crp with those three other races included?

>>48515832
Nah it's plasmoid's retarded Bullshit with the bank rule, 90k orc blitzers, nerfed to fucking hell clawpomb ect


It's pussy shit to force everyone to play elf ball

>>48514385
Fumbbl is the game with all the teams and crp rules. The graphics suck, but it is by far the best game with the best competition.

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>>48515468
because blood bowl is totally so much fun the higher the TV right guys

>>48516087
meant for >>48515881

>>48516087
I only play low TV teams, but I still think >Muh claw pomb is a necessary part of the game to prevent av9 teams from getting to big

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>>48516017
>the graphics suck
I actually quite like them. I think the icons could look better if they shifted the postures instead of straight on or straight profile. And added basic oval shadow at their bases.

But as they are, they're still perfectly fine, I think.

>Blood Lust
>Suck on adjacent standing/prone/stunned thrall
>treat any casualty roll as badly hurt
Are +AV and Thick Skull good for Thralls to keep them on the field?

>>48516262

+AV doesn't help against blood lust. Thick Skull is nice though.

>>48516262
No, because that's 30k tv that could be used for a useful vampire skill instead. Or just another thrall really.

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best beginner races?

New thread when?

>>48516446
Orcs.
Humans.

>>48516464
boring tho

>>48516488
>orcs
>boring
Don't talk to me or my squig ever again.

>>48516507
ive tried them, they feel weird to me even though theyre supposed to be basic

>>48516446
Start with humans and then decide if you want to play more bash or more ag. For more bash play orcs for more ag play dark elves.

Also if you want an op team play lizards

>>48516276
av helps to prevent the opponent from removing them from the field which keeps your blood bags on the field so you can suck on them.

>>48516587
are lizards rly op? whys that

>>48516611
Don't play lizards if you're new. You will end up being frustrated because they have none of the innate skills almost every other race gets on creation. It'll feel like your opposition is rolling 6's nonstop and you're spending 3 turns picking up the ball.

They are really good, but not if you don't already know why.

>>48516587
what about vanilla elves

>>48516446
Humans can teach you the most about the game.
Orcs will give you a bash bent.
Delves (ignoring assassins and welves til later) give you the agi game.
Lizards will let you play the game while ignoring the rules.

>>48516706
Elves or Pro elves are av7 so aren't particularly forgiving. High elves are ok, but delves can be played as basically agi4 humans.

>>48516706
The absolute average stat line is 6/3/3/8. Judge other players in terms of being better/worse than this. ST and AG will generally roll against a D6 so a 3 is usually a coin toss chance of success barring skills.

Reminder to sign up for our secret league
https://fumbbl.com/p/group?op=view&group=10393
All cool guys are already in, you don't want to be left out!

>>48516797
Im not in yet tho

>>48516829
Shut up penis.

>>48516797
Where are the rosters for these joke leagues?

>>48516890
https://fumbbl.com/help:SecretLeague
With the exceptions listed in the rules

>>48516913
How do you actually navigate to that page though? There's no link as far as I can tell.

>>48516958
Man it's a secret, we can't just hand out everything about it.

>>48516958
That's why it's secret dummy.

>>48516958

What is google?

>>48517041
>>48516980
>>48516975
Well fuck you. I didn't want to play in your erp league anyway.

>>48517220
Don't be silly, I'm playing my ERP team in the regular league. Just bookmark the sekrit link.

We are fucking 45 posts over the bump limit you stupid niggers

>>48517517
48*

>>48517527
49*

>>48517517
And we're not on the last page yet.

>>48517580
We are now.

>>48517597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4