Where does the idea that elves are all sluts come from? Is it

>>48432398
>Is it just memes and hentai?
Yes.

Mostly what you said,but it's mostly lood elf waifus,which is another /tg / meme

>>48432398
Is the desire of fat lonely nerds.
"I want a pure woman who will also be a slut"

>>48432398
They use magic contraception.

>>48432398
>Where does the idea that elves are all sluts come from?
Desperate, lonely virgins being attracted to Traditional Games as a way to socialize

>>48432398
I know this is going to start a shit show but why does that op image look so obviously Asian?
Usually people draw their kawaii uguu anime things ambiguously White.

>>48432430
What setting?

>>48432398
Literally /tg/.
Probably a handful of spoofs and/or porn predating /tg/, but /tg/ and it's online shits n' giggles cousins are the proprietors.

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>>48432417
But Ribbon is pure.

>>48432398
Maybe elves are giant sluts BECAUSE their race is dying, and it's some kind of ingrained species-wide response that's only happening in the past generation or so. With the length of time on Elven pregnancies, the population boom they're heading towards is happening, it's just taking a while.

>>48432424
High elf on the streets, dark elf in the sheets.

The Elvish Woman is simultaneously slatternly and incapable of sustaining the Elf population because she wastes her life committing unspeakable acts for "fun" or "liberation" instead of propagating the Elvish race. At best, when she does reproduce in droves, it is to create misbegotten half-breed mongrels, which are prone to the vices of their lesser fathers.

Long lives, but even long menstrual cycles. They can't get pregnant very often, but when they can is also extremely variable. This goes double with adventurers, as stress can alter the menstrual cycle. Their race is dying because they are individually so long-lived. This also means the death of one is a serious blow to the race as a whole.

>>48432641

Is their a reason that elves are always dying out in every setting besides "Tolkien did it' ?

>>48432698
Yea, Tolkien did it.

>>48432698
No. That's the only reason, m8.

>>48432698
Nope. Tolkien did it, copy it.

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>>48432398
This image alone

>>48432698
Maybe for balance reasons, since they are literally just better humans who live longer and usually smarter than humans.
If they were not dying I see no reason why won't they just conquer all the lesser primitive races.

>>48432398
They can be both, if for any reason their ability to reproduce is hamstrung. But if the problem is only on one of the guys or the girls end, then there's probably a hell of a lot of half-elves running around.

>>48432398
Half-elves. You don't see any half-halflings, do you?

Traditional European depictions of the fair folk makes them basically kidnapping psychopaths who toy with human beings in several different ways, including sexually, secuding men like succubi.

It's Tolkien with his honourable elves who stand out.

>>48432398

It's brought out of a distortion of Tolkien, where in one of his letters, he mentions that elves can't be raped, because they'd die from the trauma involved (elves having a much closer connection between soul and body than humans do).

This, perhaps inevitably mutated into "elves can't be raped" because they're massive sluts.

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>>48432451

Because the artist is Korean, and probably uses Korean faces as a reference.

>>48432451
Because the artist is korean.
naver is basically a gimme for recognizing koreans.

>>48432411
>>48432417
Well... /thread

>>48433095
I've always assumed that Celebríans "torment" at the orcs hand was rape.

Isn't this "elves can't be raped" a retcon where he tries to make his favourite characters even more OP, like when he says Galadriel wasn't affected by the Doom of Mandos? I tend to ignore these.

>>48432698
>they barely survive in changed environment and desperately try to adapt, defending nature in its current state
>fae magic inside their bodies is declining
>hungry god wants to suck their souls and they have to be 2pure4sex to not get eaten

>>48433149
Dunno, but there are a few very uncomfortable things in Tolkien's books.
Like the fact that Gollums elves jailors were "taken" by the orques. Not killed, but taken, and never mentionned again.

>>48433149

>I've always assumed that Celebríans "torment" at the orcs hand was rape.

Not really supported by the text; although the exact details of her torture aren't expressly laid out, it also mentions that after rescuing her, Elrond spends quite a while tending to the poisoned wounds she received.

>Isn't this "elves can't be raped" a retcon where he tries to make his favourite characters even more OP,

As far as I know, no.

>like when he says Galadriel wasn't affected by the Doom of Mandos? I tend to ignore these.

That one's weird, because he revised Galadriel's origin about 5 times, and it's not clear which of them is supposed to be "right". All of them have holes; but her "not being affected by the Doom of Mandos" ones are all tied to her not leaving with Feanor, which happens in some of the timelines. OTOH, she does seem to be barred from returning until she passes up the ring, if anything, it's implied she has something worse than the Doom, applied to her specifically.

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>>48432398

>wouldn't them fucking around so much and their huge lifespan mean that they will outnumber everyone else quickly?

It's a huge oversight by many fantasy authors.

At least Tolkien was wise enough to basically include a sort of caveat that Elf reproduction, like everything else they did, was a work of great creation, and thus, just like how creating a great work imparts some of the elf's vital energy and soul permanently into an object, creating children does the same.

Pictured: An elf that was so much of a greedy shitter, that he blew out his mom's vagina and soul by being born TOO POWERFUL AND TOO GREAT, despite the fact that she was described as being a great creator, and having the vitality and spirit to have borne many children.

>>48432698
Some Indo-European mythologies heavily associated "elvish" beings with the pre-Indo-European inhabitants of a given land. The Tuatha de Dannan of Irish mythology, for example, are basically the predecessors of the Gaels in Ireland. That's why they were associated with the woods and mounds. The woods because that's probably where the last Pre-Indo-European peoples surviving sought refugee, and the mounds because that's where their people were buried.

So no, Tolkien didn't invent that.

>>48432744
sauce?

Can you provide concrete proof that Prude Elves are somehow better than Lewd Elves?

No, you can't.

>>48433258
It makes fucking one a giant achievement you can be proud.

>>48433202

Actually, Elven demographics in Tolkien make no sense either. There ought to be WAY fewer Elves than we see hanging around.

Just think about Arwen for a second. She is, quite literally, a 7th generation Elf from the time Elves were created by Illuvatar. And Feanor is explicitly stated to be the elf with the most children, at 7.

So let's assume (ridiculously) that out of 144 starting breeding pairs, each one has 6 kids. That means 432 breeding pairs in the second generation, 1,296 in the third, 3,888 in the 4th 11,664 in the 5th, 34,992 in the 6th, and finally 104,976 in the 7th and final generation. Total Elven population of ALL ELVES EVER is a bit over 300,000. And there are way more than that, especially since a hell of a lot of them we know for a fact die childless.

I don't think you're supposed to think about this too hard.

>At least Tolkien was wise enough to basically include a sort of caveat that Elf reproduction, like everything else they did, was a work of great creation, and thus, just like how creating a great work imparts some of the elf's vital energy and soul permanently into an object, creating children does the same.

Actually, if you look at HoME, and the section of Laws and Customs among the Eldar, he mentions that's a superstition the Elves had, and only dropped it when they met up with Elves who had been reincarnated post-death. It's not actually true.

>>48433258
Less lewd faggots that lust over them, making elves more respectable in general, people would concentrate more on the male elves being manly.

>>48433271
There are other creatures that can fill that niche though. Like a Sphinx.

>>48433314
Gay.

>>48433327
But Sphynxes don't have amazing asses you can spank.

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>>48433327
>Gay
Cool opinion.

>>48433283
The wars against Melkor must have cost a lot of lives and after that they are constantly leaving middle-earth. Though Valinor must be filled with them.

>>48433354

But that's just it, think of the Elves even before/during the wars in the first age. Gondolin can field 10,000 soldiers, and there's no indication that women fight in Elven society.

So Godndolin's got at least 20,000 Elves if that army is literally every adult male elf and they have an equal population of female elves. (Again, kind of silly assumptions) There are also other Elven political entities at the time of Nirneath Arnoediad, and that's already after several major battles, including the pretty bad defeat at the Sudden Flame.

Now add in Feanor's kids realms, Nargothrond, and oh yeah, Doriath which is explicitly stated to be the biggest elven kingdom in Beleriand, and we're probably talking about at least 100,000 elves if not more. And that's before generations 6 and 7 are born.

>>48433340
That helmet is fish-on-head retarded

>>48433494
The thing is we don't have solid numbers of ur-elves.

More generally, I guess the reason that elves don't have many kids is because there are a finite number of elves, with the dead and unborn waiting around the Halls of Mandos till they're born or the world ends. I think at least, it's been a while

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>>48433530
The only really stupid thing about it is that it appears to be made from metal.
Then again, Ithilmar is supposed to be really light, so maybe it still works.

>>48432503
So basically what's happening to the white race right now

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>>48433530
Say that to my face not online.

I'd post the literal fish helmet but I lost it.

>>48433258
>Can you provide concrete proof that Prude Elves are somehow better than Lewd Elves?
The rape is better if they aren't sluts. Checkmate

>>48433334

A cat-ass is fine too, anon. Nothing like the delightful feeling of a lioness' flank under your hand as you pound her silly.

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>>48433211
Hey, Id be interested in reading this book. Sauce?

>>48433530
Hey man don't you be dissin fish

>>48433817
Why yes, I too have read that doujin

>>48432398
They have handlebars for face fucking.

And there's nothing better then some high born, wise as fuck, and supremely beautiful elven women having their face desecrated and turned into a cum hole. Its just hot humiliation.

>>48433629
We do. We know 144 male and 144 female "awakened" at Cuivenien

And again, the finite number and soul reincarnation thing is an elvish superstition, not "reality". On my phone, but when I get back, I'll send over the line from Laws and Customs among the Eldar.

>>48432424
SJW found.

>>48432441
>Desperate, lonely virgins being attracted
>getting this upset over people joking that elves are sluts

Jesus Christ man.

>>48432424
Skinny lonely nerd here, I also want a qt3.14 girlfriend that is a slut for my dick only and wants her best friend to join us from time to time

God, you say it like it's a bad thing!

>>48432398
Because if every human was hot, had magic (and thus were likely to have ways to deal with unwanted preganancy and STIs), and could enjoy their twenties for 400 years, we'd all be sluts too.

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So far not one good reason. Which author started this? Or was it a tabletop game? A video game?

>>48432698
Tolkien's weren't dying out. They were leaving to live with the gods. The ones that still are in Middle-Earth by LotR are a tiny, tiny amount of their population, and most didn't ever go back to Middle-Earth after they found their way to the West

>>48433334
But you don't know what's within their asses. Sphyncters!

>>48434121
Never mind then. I guess the Doylist answer would be that the inconsistencies are deliberate, or at least not patched over, to make the work seem more like mythology than straight fiction. Either that or Tolkien just can't into maths

>>48434208
It is completely possible to grow desensitivized to sex. It's why a lot of pornstars ironically want platonic relationships.

>>48434121
>reincarnation
>superstition
Glorfindel

>>48434431
Also, using HoME to discuss canon is pretty dumb. All the shit on it is at different degrees of completion and made on wildly different time periods for versions of the Silmarillion that may be different to the one that was published

>>48434241
"Elf slave what do". There. Stop asking stupid questions now, will you?

>>48434241
It just plain isn't a thing outside of japan and /tg/. It never started

>>48433283
Although LotR is labeled as "high fantasy", this is something created after his work.

Tolkien intended, and succeeded, at writing Mythology. Beowulf, Illiad, Kalevala, those are the works closer to his.

Plotholes happen, but besides what we read being a later acount with gaps, it wasn't meant to "make sense" in a, shall we say, modern way.

>>48432424
>"I want a pure woman who will also be a slut"
What I don't understand about feminism is why it's so damn woman-hating all the time. The only possibilities are "frigid" or "will fuck anything with a pulse"? Really? It's unreasonable to expect a woman to have a strong sexual appetite but not want to whore around -- ie the way most men are?

Such a fucking demeaning, misogynistic attitude.

>>48433211
>>48433835
Seconded.

>>48434121
Bro, why do you assume that just because Arwen was a seventh-generation elf, that means the seventh necessarily was the last generation? That doesn't follow. There could be like 40 generations of elves, but Arwen happens to come from a family line who had children late. This is the big flaw of your argument as far as I can see.

>>48434406
>a lot of pornstars ironically want platonic relationships
Kek, good luck with that shit. "Hey, I know I take hard cock in every hole on the daily and I look like the avatar of fuckable, but I want us to be just friends, except married"

>>48432747
They aren't going to be doing a lot of conquering lesser races if the lesser races came into prominence in the twilight of the Elvish race with the Elves holding on by the skin of their teeth, and already fighting fairly nasty battles more often than they would like just to stay where they are.

The kind of situation where they THOUGHT they were the ones in charge for a while and it was even sort of true. Then something knocked them on their asses and burned their kingdoms to the ground, and scattered what was left.

That would be why magical swords from Gondolin are in a smelly hole in the ground in the middle of nowhere.

>>48432398
Literally anime.

>>48432424
>"I want a pure woman who will also be a slut"

Is it like a woman who would only fuck you, but won't mind being borrowed to your friends and relatives?

>>48433069
Not for lack of trying

>>48434151
He's just spitting reality. From your post I would say you're the one getting upset here.

>>48434871
That's what I'm talking about, every time they are already a dying race or being put into another bad shit.
As if they would be put into normal conditions they would dominate the shit out of everyone.

>>48434867
These guys exist and there's a surprising number of them.

I find every single one hilarious. Obviously they used to watch their wife/girlfriends porn tapes, but I wonder if they still do. How do they feel about all the drugs? Are they on them too?

>>48434871
In the only example that anon gave Gondolin's fall is the fault of a human. Well, a human and its king since he didn't listen to the god that told him Gondolin was only a temporary refuge. Elves USED to be the dominant people in Middle-Earth but as time went on and things got increasingly shittier it became less appealing to stay there as opposed to the Undying Lands. That, and attempting to enthrall humanity on any way would probably result in dire divine retribution

>>48435089
What, are they exclusively old guys who got their dicks shot off in the Vietnam War or something? Homeless guys who'll say literally anything for a roof over their heads and three squares a day?

I can't believe there's even one man who's self-hating to that degree.

>>48435230
Often it's other pornstars or people who aren't interested in sex in the first place

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>>48435286
>people who aren't interested in sex in the first place
>but shack up with a porn star

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>>48432398
Elves are synonymous with fairies in the English folk lore, and were sexual threats back then, effectively making them the Huldra or Kitsune of England.

They were of course, like most things, inevitably censored up by the Victorians into tiny cookie making buggers. But the OG elves, once you get out of Norse Mythology which doesn't talk about them much at all, were sexy and dangerous wood crazies.

Then the fucking Japs got their hands on them and put them into Hentai.

So TL;DR, it's a combination of Hentai, Memes, and old folklore about Faeries taking mortal lovers and the horrible things which would happen to these people

>>48433176
And the implications of what the Rohirrim did to the Druedain in the past.

>>48432398
It's got a lot to do with memes, but also the idea of a more 'free' and 'liberated' type of lifestyle from a race that values experiences and non-material pursuits. Elves traditionally value art, poems, music, time with loved ones, etc. Making love is just encompassed in that.

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>>48433530

>>48435339
One person looking for a platonic relationship finds another person looking for a platonic relationship. Their backgrounds and the reasons for their platonicness is just incidental.

>>48432398
There are a fuckton of different elf varietys.

>>48435339
That's like dating a chef and expecting delicious meals every morning. It's their job. They do it so much they probably don't enjoy or don't have the energy to do it on their off-time. Gordon Ramsay eats oatmeal for breakfast every day and likes drinking double-doubles. They're going to look for someone who understands they aren't going to be willing to do that just because they do it for a living. A celibate guy, who's not ever going to ask about sex, is most likely a good partner for a pornstar who doesn't like having sex unless she's getting paid anymore

>>48432747
I mean, in D&D they live longer and have technologically advanced more due to it (magic being the technology here), but they're at most equally as strong as a human and in some editions physically frailer.

The only thing where elves are universally more powerful then humans is Tolkien's stuff (where numbers can still overwhelm them and their losses are even more proununced then in other settings) and awful shit like Eragon.

>>48432398
I've always seen it as a throwback to more traditional fae and their tendencies for debauchery and excess.

>>48432698
Because otherwise you have to justify why they don't own everything.

Elves are just better than everyone else. So they have to have some sort of limiting factor or you're going to write a story about second class citizens in the elf empire.

>>48435564
That's being extremely unimaginative. Not even Tolkien had that problem

>>48435564
That sounds like an awesome setting tbqh.

>>48435411
>that helmet

Well I know the mightiest warrior in the land when I see him.

>>48435564
In some settings.
Seriously, it's about as easy to kill an elf as it is to kill a human in D&D; put a pointy sword into them and they die.
Easier in 3e since they're actually likely to have a bit less health thanks to low Con scores.

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>>48433069
We-eel...
You know what a blinkling is? What about a kestrel?

>>48435466
>The only thing where elves are universally more powerful then humans is Tolkien's stuff (where numbers can still overwhelm them and their losses are even more proununced then in other settings) and awful shit like Eragon.

WHFB and 40K, too.

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>>48432698
>Is their a reason that elves are always dying out in every setting besides "Tolkien did it' ?

as a general rule of thumb, the longer a species' lifespan, the lower the birth rates of that species.

This goes nonlinear for long-lived sentient species who are living in a rapidly changing world. If your kids might have to struggle through the next ice age, you might think twice about having them at all. If your elf-kids are going to grow up in a world swarming with humans and their shitty works, that is way worse than any ice age.

>>48435466
You haven't actually read Tolkien, have you?

>>48435661
Not so much that numbers can't kill them, and in fact have done so many times. Dwarves managed it and nobody ever complains about dwarves being universally better then humans. And actually WFRP doesn't make elves particularly better at all. They get better ranged attack, that's about it.

But if Warhammer does it then it MUST be true across all forms of media right?
Christ. I'm a fan of Fantasy and 40k but it's got to be one of the most deluded and self-involved fandoms of all time. Like, worse then Star Trek and Star Wars was at their heights.

>>48435695
My favorite Tolkien story is the tale of Turin Turimbar, though I never read the one where he and his sister got his own novel.

Is that any good by the way?

>>48435744
CoH is ok, but it's honestly just an elaboration of what you get in the silm and assorted other note jottings; it's a compilation, not much more.

I enjoyed it, but only read it once and doubt I'll re-read it

>>48435744
Children of Hurin is literally just the complete version of the story in the Silmarillion. You should read it if you liked it

Other stuff from the Silmarillion that was supposed to get their own books was the whole part about Beren and Luthien and the fall of Gondolin, but there aren't enough notes for Christopher to piece them together

>>48435769
I figured that it wouldn't be much more then a compliation of the Lay, but I'd hoped otherwise.
But anyway; yes, I do read Tolkien. And his elves DO die and can be killed, even if it's difficult, and their numbers are goddamn near impossible to replenish.
A human army could fight the Noldor and kill only twenty (though I'm guessing the number would be higher, Tolkien only did war in a mythic scale sense due to his distaste for it thanks to some horrible wartime experiences on his part) and conversely the humans could loose half of their numbers and it would STILL be phyrric victory for the Noldor due to just how hard it is for them to replace their losses.

>>48435794
Okay then, I'll check it out when I have the time.

>>48435844
The Numenoreans were a legitimate threat to Valinor when they got in. They'd have lost, but not without turning the Undying Lands to shit first. That was one reason why the Valar were so quick to call on Eru

>>48435622
To be fair, even for 3pp content, bloodforge is pretty abominable.

>>48432698

They aren't in my setting. They just keep to themselves. They are almost like Lorwyn Shadowmoor elves.

>>48435905
That's what I'm saying, elves have impressive advantages over humans, including skills so potent that it seems like magic to them, but if you poke the a hole in the right place they still bleed out and die.

They aren't Dragonball characters where everyone with a lower Power Level with them automatically is less of a threat.

>>48435844
You're again missing the point. Go look up what happened to the elves of Ossiriand or the Woodland realm guys of the Last Alliance.

Elves compared to humans isn't some quality vs quantity thing, with faster breeding humans zergrushing over elves. Elves advantages are pretty much entirely due to "better tech", in a world where extreme skill involved a craft and magic have a very blurry line. Humans armed with elves weapons are the primary cause of defeat in Mirnrath Arnoediad, and Numenor, which was about 99% human genetically, was more powerful than any elven kingdom, ever; even the Elves of Valinor hid when Ar-Pharazon came knocking.

>>48435982
Yeah, I know. See >>48435947.
Elves "magic skills" (there's gotta be a better word for them then that) is nifty and their technological advancements are impressive, but like I said; they aren't invulnerable and and are still fully killable.
Which is part of the reason the Noldor are so goddamn sick of fighting by the time the War of the Ring rolls around I imagine; even the YOUNG elves are older then shit, and they've got impressive skills and shit but all it takes is one lucky shot with an arrow and they die like everyone else.

I dunno where this "all elves in all media are physically superhuman" bullshit comes from anyway.

>>48435982
>was more powerful than any elven kingdom, ever
No, not really. If the Vanyar decided they didn't want to take Numenorean shit they absolutely wouldn't. Gondolin could have probably made short work of them as well. That's without getting all of the Ainur living in Valinor involved, or the Valar proper, who were already ruining Numenor without even having to leave the Undying Lands while the Numenoreans approached. The problem was that the Undying lands are the only place left in the world mostly free of taint and evil, and a war would ruin it forever.

>>48432398
It's pretty easy to have all elves be sluts and yet still have a low population number.

Magical STD's yo.

There's several stds out there that cause infertility already.

>>48436058
Also take in mind their military power was courtesy of Sauron and supposed to be an strictly bad thing

>>48436049
They're also not primarily developed by the elves themselves; the Ainur taught the Noldor and the dwarves taught the Si saw when it came to metalworking.

>>48436058

Gondolier at its height could muster up 10,000 warriors, most of whom were probably Sindar, not even Noldor. Nimenoreans explored the entire world, and caused a Sauron with a greater army than Morgoth ever commanded according to Tolkien to just give up without even trying to fight, necessitating the stealth plan.

The second age wars have a small expeditionary force from Numenor saving the elves who are getting their asses kicked. It's pretty clear that Numenoreans>elves.

Now, they're not Ainur, but then again, neither are the elves.

>>48433817
Nothing beats breaking an arrogant elf.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0WDfNKX0Os

Fuck you round ear vermin.

Halfling enablers the lot of you.

>>48436228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

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>>48436208
>mfw when will-breaking is my kink

>>48436250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXCUenE0b5A

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>>48436228

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>>48436185
That was less from Sauron being unable to fight them and more because Sauron wasn't as stupid as Morgoth. Resisting them would achieve nothing and tt was only because of that attack that he was able to infiltrate Numenor.

>>48436228
>no BLING! sound as he gets a kill
dropped

>>48432472
...That would be a good explanation

>>48436257
I know the source of this

>>48436228
Are movie battles writen by 13 year olds?

>>48432398
I wish you fags would shut the fuck up about it on this website, it makes conversation about elves annoying as shit.

>>48436411
FOR 13 yr olds, yes.

>>48435622
>blink-dog
Fucking furfags going more exotic each day

>>48435622
This is next level autism

Which one would you trust with your back? An elf or that walking beard?

>>48436464
During mass battle or a gay orgy? This is important.

>>48436464
I'd trust my friend

>>48436499
A battle.

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>>48436499

All of the above.

>>48436547
Elf, the bow is good for supporting fire.

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>>48436464
It entirely depends on how much they appear to like you.
If a dwarf seems to dislike you, he'll dump you at his first convenience.
If an elf seems to like you, he'll do the same.

The sign of a dwarf's trust is straightforward. If the elf is actively taking the time to correct you, it means they want you around.

>>48435622
About half of those are actually interesting and would make a good focus for a story. The other half...

>>48432398
>Where does the idea that elves are all sluts come from?

That's inaccurate. Dark elves are all sluts, however light elves are just very easily rapeable.

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>>48436580
B-but not at the same time, right?

>>48435622
>elf, giant eagle
well that was weird, lets see the others

>elf, unicorn
it's not one of those lists is it?

>Blink dog

No! fuck you! alt+f4, turned off pc, called the FBI

>>48436322

He tried to fight them in the past, in the war with the Elves after the forging of the ring. Guile was the backup plan, brute force was the primary one.

>>48435622
>hag, orc
>dwarf, roper
Well alrighty then

>>48436297
>>48436316

Why is Foglio so shit?

>>48436624

Dwarves use the same word for 'mass battle' and 'gay orgy'.

>>48436272
Man best elves are French elves

>>48436624
Sauce?

>>48437159
Turtle.Fish.Paint Dragon Cream

>>48432398
Japan got their hands on dnd during the late 80-s.

Guess what happened.

>>48437259
>Turtle.Fish.Paint
The guy has lovely drawstyle but he really could devote couple more pages to plot before the action starts...

>>48436228
Tolkien didn't deserve this.

>>48438135
Yeah, he gave us the fantasy genre as we know it today. He deserves worse_______

>>48436758
Because literally every other lewd fantasy fiction writer in the 1990s was horrible rapey /d/-tier fetish shit like Gor.
They found an uninhabited niche and stuck to it like glue.

>>48437373
But does it become a lesbian three-way?

>>48436228

So how much better/worse was Legolas than your average first age elves anyway?

I mean obviously Fingolfin was a walking god of war, but how did the rest compared to this third age shitter?

>>48432398
largely it comes from the idea that there's enough half-elves running around for them to count as a player race.

>>48432398
>Elf fetish thread
I'm so tired reading this shit
so very tired.

>>48439212
then stop reading it.

>>48432398
>>48433115
>asian aesthetics with white colorization
Hnnnngggg

>>48435720
WHFB is probably one of the biggest fantasy trendsetters in media. It literally invented buff green orcs, and most depictions of elves owe more aesthetically to its high elves than to Tolkien.

>>48439082
Far behind.

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>>48439636

>le anime is white meme