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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

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>entire fantasy race is based around the hatred of another fantasy race
Pathetic.

>>48406988
Well, at least dwarves aren't based solely around the dickings as you are, elves.

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>>48407010
>memes
>implying anyone would want to dick dwarfs

>>48406946
What if a dwarf stole his mine?

>>48407059
>memes
>claiming that dwarves are "entire fantasy race is based around the hatred of another fantasy race"
Pot, meet kettle.
Also, dwarves don't want to be dicked, unlike elves - dwarves subscribe to Roman sexual standards, where it's "dick or be dicked".

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Perhaps they can find some common ground?

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>>48407157
It's pretty much a meme because it's a baseless assumption. You can find some settings, not all, in which elves can be a bit more sexual liberal, but you will have a hard time to find one in which all their males are described as gay or all their females are sluts. Thus a meme.

>>48407333
And dwarves hating elves isn't a baseless assumption? I rest my case.

>>48407073
Yaay! Centuries-long vendetta time!

>>48407215
>Happy human songs are also about killing invading humans
Why does he have a problem with the songs?

>>48407387
Happens in a lot of settings and in this very thread. Also doesn't make your baseless assumptions true.

>>48407002
>"That don't tell me nothin', asshole, now gimme' an address or I can't take ya' nowheres."

>>48407443
>Happens in a lot of settings
Name one setting where dwarves hate all elves indiscriminately.
>in this very thread
You mean this thread full of memes?

>>48407467
>Name one setting where dwarves hate all elves indiscriminately
Warhammer fantasy, which is the source of the comic of this thread Which probably shouldn't be taken so serioulsy, but OP managed to be a faggot
Indiscriminately is a big word, though and I don't know how chaos dwarfs feel about elves. And greenskins are probably still the biggest thread to them.

>You mean this thread full of memes?
Yes, which makes this a shit thread and I which it would just end.

>>48407528
There is a reason why dwarves hate elves in WHF you knife ear pubic hair made wig tree fucker.

>>48407215
I miss this so much

>>48407333
I'm pretty sure it's canon that all thalmor are gay piss-skins though.

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>>48407460
>I've never known a cab driver.

I might have occurred to you, that someone who makes a living driving rich and wannabe rich assholes all about town, might actually know where to find some of the services that gentleman is interested in.

>>48407073
PLOT TWIST: A Dwarf did steal his mine.
His own brother. And he did it with trickery and intrigue, in such a manner that confronting him would bring shame and dishonor on the clan and all Dwarf-kind.
Unable to take his revenge without becoming a kinslayer, yet equally unable to bear the shame of such an insult, he now wanders the earth.
The elf story is just a cover as he broods on his disgrace.

>>48407467
>Name one setting where dwarves hate all elves indiscriminately.
Dwarf Fortress.

>>48413856
>a meme game
Very helpful. Try again why don't you?

>>48413879
>Meme game

That is in itself a meme.

>>48411989

It's canon Dunmer are huge sluts in their youth.

I'm talking the type of sexual liberation that has them taking tours of the Empire, fucking anything and anyone before settling down years later in Morrowind to find a nice Dunmer spouse to make babies with.

>>48413856
I went to the world in question to ask how the dwarves felt, but couldn't find any. Apparently, they all went rolling around in fire or something.
Not sure those were actually dwarves...

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>>48411796
>tfw ordered the trades yesterday
It's a good feel.
Also, you might want to check out Blue Beetle volume 2, it's by the same writer.

>>48414637
And by that I mean the 2006-2009 series. Stay away from the 2011 series, it's crap.