Gentlemen. How do we make the antipaladin rise?

But not making it "Paladin, but EEEEVIL", but actually giving it a distinct role and something unique.

>select all the squares with street signs
>bigarse shopping centre logo

>Yes, unholy champion, you CAN burn down the orphanage... but what then?
>The building is insured! It will be rebuilt twice as large, with better insulation and improved facilities!
>The smoke will be seen from all over the city... drawing attention to need for improved care for our society's most vulnerable!
>You may think your evil triumphs today, but in the long term, you will only bring an even greater goodness!!
>MWUHAHAHAHAA!!!

>>48406580
Spoilers; the Antipaladin owns the insurance company.

>>48406787
But then he'll be handing money to the orphanage's owners. Unless it's a long term scheme to get more people to buy insurance?

>>48406437
Cover the bowl with a dishcloth and leave it on the bench near the oven for an hour or so, longer if it's a cool day.

>>48406437
True love.

>>48406787
that's like, 9/11 all over again

have the antipaladin work for an evil overlord with genuinely good intentions, but a bad way of implementing them

>>48406437
Put them in a big hole and make them pass a climb check.

DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA

>>48406437
Summon monster: succubus

>>48406852
>Unless it's a long term scheme to get more people to buy insurance?

The antipaladin's long term goal is to make sure that everyone has private healthcare instead of a public option.

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>>48406437
The only way to make something like an "anti-paladin" less retarded is by making them simply trained to oppose paladins. Naming any dickass blessed by evil an "anti-paladin" is, well, someone should be legally prohibited from having their ideas put into print.