How do sleeping giants stop the smallings from crawling into their ears because they've mistaken the giant for a warm cave?
>>48401930
>That image
Wouldn't that pop your ear-drum?
>>48401944
If I'm looking at it right, it would break the ear drum and dislocate the bones that allow you to hear. Judging by the filename, that's probably intentional.
>>48401930
They put moistened pieces of wool into their ears.
>>48401944
Granted it could represent a Baku which is a sort of demon that eats dreams granted it's not said speicifically how it does so so trying to slurp dream stuff out of peoples ears doesn't sound all that far fetched.
>And then I realized I made two references to pokemon
>>48402117
at that scale, wouldn't that be several sheep?
>The giants ask adventurers to stop the nearby villagers stealing their earmuffs
>>48401930
Maybe they're not THAT big.
>>48404524
Let's be frank here, you just want then that size because it makes you a potential dildo.
>>48401930
Wow, the last time I saw this image on /tg/ was probably before Nazimod.
>>48404767
That IS a consideration, but I'm more interested in nice warm giantess hugs than anything overtly sexual.
At a certain size it becomes hard for the giants to interact with small folk without murdering them.
>>48401930
They have pet giant spiders especially trained to keep their ears clean while they sleep,of course.
>>48401930
There's tribes in africa that sleep with their heads propped up against their arms, suspending their noggins about a foot in the air, for the expressed purpose of keeping creppy desert crawlies from burrowing into their ears.
Giants could do similarly.
>>48404854
marriage is certainly out of the question.
>>48404767
I don't think I'm rigid enough to withstand the forces involved. It would be a nightmare for me anyway.
I want to be caressed in between her breasts instead.
>>48404524
You know, if she lifted her left arm straight out from her side I'm prety sure those spikes on the pauldron would kill her.
>>48406645
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
>>48401930
How do you get mites off your skinyou don't
>>48404767
It's a good size.
>>48401930
>How do sleeping giants stop the smallings from crawling into their ears because they've mistaken the giant for a warm cave?
How about sleeping somewhere that doesn't have shit trying to get in your ears?
>>48401930
>that pic
I can usually sublimate my irrational fear of man-eating anteaters.
It started with Roald Dahl's Dirty Beasts, was briefly aggravated by Stephen King's the Kingdom, then the Alzabo from the Book of the New Sun took on it's shape, and now that picture.