Dicknames

Dick McLargehuge

>USS She's one of ours, sir!

The White Mamba
Anus Admiral
Clam Bait
The Rod Of Wonder
The Penetrator
Radical Rodney

Oh my god I can actually contribute to this. Granted a lot of these are for asses...
>Rump Ranger
>Ass Assassin
>Fanny Phantom
>Mister Fister
>Anal Avenger
>Derriere Debonair
Off the top of my head

The Surprisingly Movable Rod.

Flesh Scepter of hardness (+1)
Empire-making kit
The Kraken
Omnipotent Pork Sword.

>>48397757

>The Axis of the Planes
>Wand of Enlarge Person
>Staff of Authority
>Delver
>Bigby's Prominent Member ("Assisted" by a very embarrassed court mage)
>Shieldhanger
>Paul
>The Greater Good
>Divine Interjection

>>48398319
Hah

>>48397757
>the allfather
>the bane of feminism
>slippin' jimmy's trumph card
>Old one-eye
>The 1/18 finished flesh golem
>Masterblaster's hose of endless predistigation
>Mordekainen's plot hole filler
>the rod of rods
>staff of pierce unfathomable depths

Biggus Dickus

>>48397757
>To that end, I'm writing up a table of /tg/-themed nicknames that attendees will have for their dicks, and I need help filling it out.

The Excavator.

It reaches places others can not.

What types of affects would magical scarring have? Is it possible to dissect a person with spells?

>>48398931
>Wand of Enlarge Person
More like Enlarged Wand of Person, amirite

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>>48397757
Nobody remembered the Lance of Longanus?

AND ITS NAME IS JOHN PENA!!!

>>48397757
>Throat Scratcher
>Cherry Popper
>The Two Hander
>Bigger Then Yours
>The Beef Injector

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>>48397757
Greetings!
Stay a while and listen, as I tell the tale of the time I placed my Staff of Kings in her Herodric Cube.

>>48397757
Giant-Sized Man-Thing

>>48397757
Here you go lads, for your education

http://timeglider.com/timeline/194b572e19fd461b

I always said that I was going to do an erotic novel and repeatedly refer to the man's genitals as a "wooly thoctar" after the Magic card of the same name.

>>48402324

I pray to god that you are in the wrong thread, Anon.

>dingle-diddler
>knob knocker
>lance of power
>spelunking staff
>captain's head
>rump humper
>mr. willy
>manwagon
>butter churn
>repopulators
>ball-and-rod gag
>milk shaft
>steering rod
>steer rod
>devil's horn
>fag choker
>paint-it-brown
>milk for cookies
>cherry picker
>pork poker
>long pig
>squealer
>fuckle chucker
>salad tosser
>love gun
>glue gun
>stick shift
>towering monument to masculinity
>concentrated mandom
>crotch stuffings
>garden hose (to water her lawn)
>french kisser
>falsetto switch
>vaulting pole
>RAM expander
>manual interfacer
>prayer staff
>party favors
>blood reservoir
>cake froster
>taming rod
>beat stick
>reverse vagina
>hole-in-one
>one-in-hole
>whore hopper
>adulterer
>daddy issue
>blow pop
>super soaker
>pump action
>rib tickler
>belly bonker
>gal mount
>riding shaft
>'lil boner
>pickle poker
>tresses tosser
>invader
>pink panther
>barrel banger
>inside toy
>goldie locker
>the consumater
>marriage consultant
>divorce consultant
>sex doctor
>dr. feelgoods
>spit roast
>kebab
>pants monkey
>chubber rubber
>gargle chute
>mouthwash
>man milker
>suction switch
>dental paint
>large header
>labia cleaver
>hedge trimmer
>mound duster
>bum stuffer
>the palidan's arse stick
>blade of fill wounds
>cupid's arrow

>>48397757
Best episode of MST3K ever

>>48397757
Meat Blunderbuss

>>48397757
If you didn't want it to get magical realmy, you wouldn't have sent the PCs to an orgy devoted to the queen of succubi.

>>48397757
This seems appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

>>48404219

> Matrimonial peacemaker

>Loadbearer
>The Sexcalibur
>Milkfinger
>The Sperminator
>The Niggermake
>Dick Masterson
>The Baby Trumpet

>>48397757
Mace of Axe Wounds