/Diplomacy General/

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/Diplomacy General/ Anonymous 2016-07-21 16:51:53 Post No. [Report]

So /tg/, i need to end a relationship with a friend of many years, and I've decided on using the board/war game Diplomacy to end our friendship.
The problem that arises is that i'm terrible at strategy, and the rest of the internet is not being terribly helpful other than not idling in east-ish Europe if I'm not based there. Keep in mind that I don't have to win, just make any victory on his part phyrric enough that he hates me. Or just knock him out of the game, regardless of whether or not i win.
Also /Diplomacy General/, I guess.

Anonymous 2016-07-21 16:57:47 Post No.48387964
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 16:57:47 Post No.48387964 [Report]

>>48387879
This one is actually easy. If you already plan on fucking up one specific player, just ally with one of his neighbor or all of them. Also bend over for any demands said allies make if it can fuck over your target more.

If you actually plan to win though I can't help you there.

Anonymous 2016-07-21 19:39:15 Post No.48390002
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 19:39:15 Post No.48390002 [Report]

>>48387879

How about not being a dramaqueen faggot and just telling them it's over?

Anonymous 2016-07-21 19:41:15 Post No.48390031
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 19:41:15 Post No.48390031 [Report]

>>48387879
Just fucking talk to him, you passive-aggressive jackass.

Anonymous 2016-07-21 19:47:23 Post No.48390126
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 19:47:23 Post No.48390126 [Report]

>>48387879
You sound like a shitty friend.

Anonymous 2016-07-21 20:37:53 Post No.48390853
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 20:37:53 Post No.48390853 [Report]

Why are you falling out. Don't have any advice to offer I'm just a nosy piece of shit

Anonymous 2016-07-21 20:44:25 Post No.48390952
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 20:44:25 Post No.48390952 [Report]

>>48387879
Sorry OP, I routinely get stomped by eight year olds in Stratego, so the only advice I can offer is to grow a pair.

Anonymous 2016-07-21 20:55:46 Post No.48391127
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 20:55:46 Post No.48391127 [Report]

Just fucking talk to him you faggot. You might end up salvaging your friendship but if you wanna do this I don't think you deserve friends.

Anonymous 2016-07-21 21:01:24 Post No.48391207
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 21:01:24 Post No.48391207 [Report]

>>48387879
So let me get this straight, those are chocolate frosted balloons? That would be awful. Almost as awful as if it were filled with glitter. Or spiders. Or glittery spiders.

Now why am I rambling on about this? Because you're a horrible person OP. You're worse than glittery spiders in chocolate covered balloons. You don't deserve friends if you can't tell them face to face to fuck off, and/or ignore them until they stop talking to you.

Anonymous 2016-07-21 21:02:46 Post No.48391232
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 21:02:46 Post No.48391232 [Report]

>>48387879

waht's the two things in the top part of op's picture? weights or balloons?

Anonymous 2016-07-21 21:04:19 Post No.48391258
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 21:04:19 Post No.48391258 [Report]

>>48391232
Balloons. I think when you stab it to take a bite it explodes all over you with chocolatey mess.

Anonymous 2016-07-21 21:07:28 Post No.48391304
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Anonymous 2016-07-21 21:07:28 Post No.48391304 [Report]

>>48391232
Balloons, I believe. Cutting into it would cause them to burst.

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