Mages Guild: Return of the 80s edition

>>48375266
Heres the coffee for the meeting, along with all the notes we have about what resides in the BetaMax Dimension

>looks up from his reams of notes
>sighs irascibly

What in all the mortal planes is this fresh nonsense?

>>48375293
Thank you Mort.

I don't think I'll be taking a ride on that rainbow anytime soon.

>>48375266
>Is dragging Mira to her department, before climbing on his stormcloud.
Maybe there is gold at the end of it?
>The old man begins to study the rainbow.

>>48375293
"Thanks."

>Takes a look at notes

"Haven't been to this dimension yet.... Might be worth checking..."

>>48375306
"Cmon, it might be fun."

>>48375312
"That would be reason enough, actually."

>>48375312
I say, weather wizard! Do you think it would be possible to capture the taste of the rainbow into little pellets of compressed sugar? Think of the coin the Guild could make!

>>48375336
How about no. I very much don't want to see what it does to my hair and clothes.

>>48375336
Well, I could fly and check. Just need something to communicate.
>Begins to smirk.
How high do you want your precentage?

>>48375347
That depends on the rainbow. We should check where it leads before doing such a thing. Could cause accidents in the finished products.

>>48375336
>>48375306
It should be noted that the information is very spotty, as studying of the BetaMax dimension halted some years ago as a result of an undisclosed incident

>>48375266
>Halfway up the rainbow bridge in hir tricked out jetcycle
>Engine roaring, hot flames jetting from the exhaust

>The sky flickers with scanlines, the electric snow of the maw roars with static.

>>48375408
Was this the same incident that involved the short-lived Glamomancy department? It sounds like it would be.

>>48375359
"Psh. Pussy. Nothing is gained without risk."

>>48375389
"Just one coin, really. I've recently been starting a collection of all things every dimension values."

>>48375408
"Thanks, Mortimer. I was just realizing that. Although this incident could mean something is up..."

>>48375389
Ah, indeed. I shall summon my own stormcloud when you are ready to investigate.

>>48375435
"EY, QUIET DOWN! IM TRYING TO READ HERE!"

>>48375446
>>48375438
It seems so. All information about that dimension was logged by the Glamomancy department

>>48375446
Well, yeah, but things can be gained by having others take risks instead.

>>48375466
Yep, not getting involved then. Glamomancy is bad news.

>>48375446
You have a deal.
>Studies the rainbow a bit more before flying up to his room.
Just going to pack a few things first.

>>48375454
Then Mister. Wait, but a bit. I shall fetch a few of my utensiels and supplies first.
>Packs several flasks into his pockets and flies back into the sky with a toast in his mouth.
On your signal?

>>48375466
"I assume their shtick was to make things look fancy."

>>48375482
"Great. Another one of you 'send someone else to do it' types. Since when have people decided to just sit on their asses doing nothing while others go die for them? Back in my day, sorcerer kings were at the head of every battle, and they got shit done!"

>>48375508
That was the general idea behind the department

>>48375464
>Looking over hir shoulder into the distant blowzard that is the crown of the Snowcano
>Shi squints, thinking to hirself that shi swore shi heard something

>>48375508
I'm a necromancer. I ALWAYS have someone t do it for me.

>>48375505
>waves his staff at the sky
>a dense, dark cloud forms
>he rises atop it

Excellent, I have here a bag of the sugar pellets, let us be off!

>>48375542
"Oh yeah, I forgot you necrophiliacs do that."

>>48375555
>Takes last swig of coffee
>Climbs onto clouds

"Alright, ready."

>>48375583
Necromancer, not necrophiliac!

>teleports into the room wearing a black jacket with the sleeves pushed up, a red shirt with a purple tiger, blue jeans, red and white sneakers, and black shades
What's going on here?

>>48375555
>>48375583
>Nods and begins to fly a bit ahead, along the rainbow.
Do portal accidents like this happen often? I was studying when the catgirl invasion happened.
>Seems to perform a test on the yellow part of the rainbow.

>>48375555
>>48375583
>Dense synthetic fog clouds the sky, laser lights lancing through them.
>Your eyes are clouded by painful glitter and bubbles

>>48375609
What the hell?

>>48375609
>Looks him over

Glamomancy gone wrong. I see they already got you.

>>48375599
"Yeah, whatever."

>>48375609
"Ey, Lurc....What in the name of the infinite dimensions are you wearing?"

>>48375624
>Shields eyes from the glitter and bubbles

"Why did it have to be bubbles? And what is this....Is this glitter? What?"

>>48375621
Catgirls... that reminds me, I have a meeting with that Telvanni man later...
>scribbles note

To be quite honest I have never seen such a thing before. Ugh, it is quite garish...
>>48375624
>dons sunglasses made of darkened ice

>>48375625
What? Oh, yeah, I guess I usually show up through a maw portal, don't I?
>>48375645
Har hard. Very funny mister hot topic.
>>48375651
Clothes from one of the best eras of my life.

>>48375659
Is that so? I heard it happened a lot...
>Attempts to do something about the fog.
>It´s not working.
Anyway, the rainbow seems to be made of music notes.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48375692
Music notes? How curious! What sort of music do they play?

I will attempt to clear the fog. Ahem...

LOK VAH KHOR!!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>48375692
"Is that so? Let me try something..."

>Takes deep breath
>Begins cursing in infernal language

"fuckinglitterfestofupmostfaggotryhowthefuckaretheyallaowedtohavebubblesbetheirdimensionentranceshitfuckSHITFIOIECEUCEKKENKENV!"

>Rolling to see if that parts the clouds

>>48375684
Hey!

That's a low blow and you know it.

>>48375730
Bah, damned stuff is too thick for my Voice...

>>48375684
Yes, yes you do

>>48375659
>>48375651
>The sky swells with synthetic fog, techno thunder and laser lightning flares, sending shimmering clouds of sparks to the ground.
>Your vision is obscured by tracking static

>Laser demons begin to derez from the portal, surrounded by a chromakey aura of despair and commercialism.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48375730
Fog? I love fog!
>attempts to cast a spell to completely obscure the floor with fog
>>48375747
Yeah, and as a clone I have no regrets.
>>48375755
So, was supposed man?

>>48375768
>Grumbles

>>48375768
Please repeat what you just said? In common this time

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48375763
I do not like this... AVAST! YOU UNHOLY DAEMONS OF A MAD REALM!

>summons a thunderstorm and blizzard

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48375763
Woah, that's gnarly.
>aims his fingers at some demons and shoots pink lasers at them
>>48375782
>stupid autocorrect
I asked wassup man.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48375763
"areyoufuckingshittingmewhatkindofgayassmagicdothesecuntshavetoprotecttheirdimensionimmeanitsnotliketheyarespecialsnowflakesnowaretheyohgodtheycantbekehnkNKEANFkwncKNEFKLNWERKNKWEF!"

>Tentacles of hate emerge from dark portals
>Attempts to rip the Laser demons apart

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48375730
Can´t really confirm, but I think it´s called... rock?
>Shakes his head, while evading the fog.
I´m definitely to old for this.

>>48375744
It doesn´t seem to work!

>>48375763
>Vision obscured, Wilhelm throws a thunderbolt in the demons general direction.

>>48375808
Whats up is that there is a gaping maw in the sky leading to the BetaMax dimension

>>48375792
>his cloud dissipates and he begins to fall
>ice hulk wants to break out

No, I will not unleash my full power yet...

>summons new cloud midair and rushes back up

>Wandets in.
Hey guys, what's u-
>Gets hit in the chest by a tendril of rainbow energy.
...Damn.

>>48375813
Man, that is wicked!
>>48375822
Yeah, it's pretty bitchin'.

>>48375840
That's one way of looking at it

>>48375862
Yeah. You still got some coffee?

>>48375898
I always have coffee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL1q8GQGocM&ab_channel=Neuedeutschehaerter
>>48375792
>The air puffs and sputters but is choked out by the coronoa of cocaine from the snowcano
>you choke on a lung full of sequins and cocaine
>>48375808
>The demons dance between the lasers, one is struck, fizzling and flickering into static, the rest seem to dance and howl
>>48375813
>The laser demons are scattered by the tentacles
>some get sucked back through into the dark portals
>Others are rended back into static, their chroma bleeding back into the sky
>>48375821
>The thunderbolt dissipates into the sky, drowned out by pulsing techno beats

>>48375910
Great, can I have a mug?
>>48375911
So, who wants to go in? Cause I do.

>>48375944
I guess you can

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48375911
>Is somehow standing on the rainbow.
You dissipated it!?!
>Angrily yells at Susie, his stormcloud to throw another thinderbolt at him.
One has to go through sooner or later.
>Begins to run tests on the rainbow.
Still look like notes... That´s not normal...

>>48375840
>>48375911
>Begins to calm down

"fuckfuck shit....Hah. For a second didn't think I would work. Hope the demon lords like music for a feast."

>Sees that the chroma is bleeding into the sky

"Uh....Could we be having a contamination here?"

>>48375944
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>Six-six-six-six-six-six-eighty-eighty
>Aaliyah

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48375911
>coughs violently
Ugh... damnation... I feel good, but it is not a beneficent sort of good... I WILL NOT SUCCUMB!

I CALL UPON THE POWERS OF THE PRIMEVAL NORTHERN SKY! LEND ME YOUR MIGHT THAT THIS EVIL WHICH SULLIES YOUR COUNTENANCE MIGHT BE PURGED!!

FEN MUL RIIK!! STRUN BAH QO!!! FOH KRAH DIIN!!!

>>48375975
Thanks Mort.
>Gets a mug of coffee
>>48375989
Well, from what I know this universe doesn't have a Betamax dimension soooo, we may be facing an incursion from another universe.
>>48376006
>looks at the message

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBfD1-aOiwI
>>48375987
>Laser demons descend, taking a swipe at the cloud, but are rebounded by its thundering boom, scattering into electric snow
>The storm bellow bellows violently
>>48376008
>Loud visions dance through your head, visions of gold, of riches, of gem studded cups, of spinning gold rims
>A voice whispers a shout to you, worming through your brain, "You are Thugnar, god of all pimpery, You will not be denied"

>>48376078
>Smiles at his clouds success and climbs on her.
You´re the solution to the puzzle, aren´t you?
>Charges headfirst into the rift.
I´m going to find the gooooooold!

Gonna stop for now. Good Nigth.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48376078
LIES!! ALL OF IT LIES!!!
>his powerform emerges as he gets angry
I SHALL NOT BE TEMPTED!!!! BUT YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED!!!
>hurls massive thunderbolts and hailstones at the baleful forces

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48376078
>Starts channting maddly

"AEJOEVHWERNVWOOVN!"

>Attempts to release a counter musical wave to destroy any remaining demons

>>48376127
>You are the prince of chains, of bitches, of chalices overflowing with grape drank
>You ARE the one and only Thugnar
>The snowcano is yours, come to me, come to the peak

>The thudnerbolt hurls and swirls into the sky, transforming into a gold painted Cadillac before crashing into the distance
>>48376031
>Call me on the big phone
>Aaliyah

>>48376182
>Lurco calls Aaliyah
Eyyy, wassup?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBwAYIxUso
>>48376170
>The demons curse, and spit static, their chroma bleeding out into a starry background
>The static void in the sky opens wider, disgorging confetti and strange paper currency

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>48376182
NOOO! I AM... A MAN... OF THE NORTH!!!!

>summoning more power

VAH GAAR NOS!!!

>a furious cyclone tears toward the abominable colors

>>48376228
>>48376233
So why is everyone hating on the techno demons?

>>48376228
"ITS...ITS GETTING BIGGER! GODSDAMNEDITPEOPLENEEDTOFUCKINGKNOW!"

>Red demon with tiny wings gets summoned

"GET DOWN THERE AND TELL THEM WERE GETTING INVADED!"

>Demon dives towards the mages guild
>Mordin continues to hold back the invading demons

>>48376278
Same reason everyone usually hates demons, I presume.

>>48376233
>YOU WILL BE GREAT, THERE WILL BE MUCH GLORY AND HOMIES
>The storm is parted down the path of the cyclone, abetted momentary
>demons shattered back into static,
>the corona wavers and rumbles
>You could be the most gangsta thugnar, you have it in you...

>>48376317
>Dives towards the mages guild tower

"HEAR YE, HEAR YE, YA FUCKING CUNTS. THE NEARBYE DIMENSION IS INVADING. ALL YE WHO HATE CONFETTI, GET READY FOR A POTENTIAL WAR. ALL YE WHO LIKE THE MUSIC, JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX CAUSE ITS GONNA BE A LONG DAY."

>Dissapears into a portal

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48376320
Well that's bogus.
>>48376343
>Tries casting friendship on some retro demons

>>48376202
>Through static crackle and high rates you hear a voice
Lurco? *Static* pretty *Static* up hear! Can't *static* Bonesworth *static*
Need help!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48376343
I WIN MY GLORY NOT BY HAVING IT HANDED TO ME IN EXCHANGE FOR MY DECENCY AND SOUL!!! I WIN IT THROUGH HONEST MIGHT AND RIGHTEOUS VALOR!!!

>hurls the celestial force of a small hurricane

>>48376424
Alright, be there real quick.
>>48376427
Yo, don't attack those demons!
>Points out the demons he befriended

>>48376556
"Wait....What?"

>Looks at demons

"Uh....What do you want with our realm?"

>>48376556
THEN PACIFY AND SILENCE THEM!!

>>48376377
>The demons flicker for a second
>their scan lines slow and colour lightens
>trailing stars and rainbows follow them in their wake as they race to you
Please! You must help us escape Doctor Skeletron and his Skelebots! They're taking over ElectroPlush land! Those meanies are kidnapping all of us for their evil plans to take over the multiverse!
>>48376427
>The dense vortexing corona is thrown appart
>Spiriling snaking arms breaking apart momentarily
>One tendril of the blowzard is smashed with thundering force into the college
>The other shorn through the mountain

>It begins to rumble

>>48376598
Uh, I already did?
>he casted friendship earlier
>>48376647
That's totally bogus!
Get me through the rift and I'll help.

Rolled 6, 10, 17 = 33 (3d20)

>>48376647
>with much effort, summons a hailstorm to drop tons heavy stones into the mountain to cool its raging fire-blood

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48376647
>Those meanies are kidnapping all of us for their evil plans to take over the multiverse!

"Yeah, I doubt someone is gonna take over the multiverse, especially if they use you. No disrespect, but you gotta work on them fighting skills."

>The dense vortexing corona is thrown appart
>Spiriling snaking arms breaking apart momentarily
>One tendril of the blowzard is smashed with thundering force into the college
>The other shorn through the mountain
>It begins to rumble

"Oh no..."

>Begins casting

"DONTYOUFUCKINGDAREIMPLODEYOUSONOFAVOLCANOBITCH!"

>Rolling to see if he can stop the eruption by suppressing the lava from deep within.

>>48376695
>>48376761
You two guys got that, right?

>>48376844
"I THINK SO!"

>>48376761
>>48376695
>The Snowcano continues to rumble
>Shale and Scree drop from it in huge raining plumes
>Massive hairline cracks break down its surface in a strange geometric pattern
>It rises slowly from the earth, its peak moving heavanward

>Massive faces of stone drop from it as it parts
OOOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAAAAH
>A deep rumbling echo sounds
>The Snowcano is now twice as high as before
>Massive stony stems extend from its bottom
>Shale cliff faces colapse from its sides as massive arms erupt from its sides
>A head begins to peak from its crater surrounded by a halo of pure white ice
SNOWCANO ONLINE BABY
>It slowly strikes a titanic pose

>>48376909
YO! DO YOU WORK FOR DOCTOR SKELETRON!?

>>48376922
>Bleh, nametag

>>48376909
FROM WHENCE DO YOU DERIVE YOUR POWER AND LIFE SOURCE, JOTUN?!!!!

>>48376844
>>48376871
>>48376909
"......OK I DONT WE GOT THIS! ANYBODY GOT ANY IDEAS!?"

https://youtu.be/gHR4XFw3PNQ?list=PLipPSZQAhgWB0XFtB1Rs4ubeHxAI9rLY3
>>48376922
>>48376963
>>48376965
FOOOOOOOOOLS
>It raises its massive arms, hands aglow with chroma lightning
>Sweeping lances of lightning arc across the earth, setting it ablaze
>Dancing robot skeletons erupt from the massive crevice in the earth raining bones down bellow

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48377086
"AH SHIT, YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!"

>Eyes flare up in rage as magic surrounds his fists

"WITNESSYOURDOOMYOUCALCIUMLOWSKINALLERGICNOEYEDNECRODANCERSFKNWERKVNWERV!"

>Engages skeletons with raging magic in tow

>>48377086
>>48376965
>>48376963
>>48376922
>The seems of the rift stretch wider into the night sky, reaching towards the horizon in either direction
>It howls a foul blown out beat, the bubbles grow smaller till they are streaks of glitter ridden foam raining down to the ground
>The earth begins to be obscured bellow

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>48377086
YOU WOULD USE MY OWN ELEMENTAL POWERS?! I THINK NOT!!!!!

>absorbs the unleashed lightning into his staff
>blasts it straight back at the titanic golem

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48376965
Well, I got something I think.
>>48377086
Dammit!
Might as well try!
ULTRAAA!!
PSYCOOO!!
>Lurco tries casting a spell to transform himself

>>48377297
>POOF!
>Smoke obscures Lurco before revealing him exactly as he was before
. . .Fuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAxJImw7BwY&index=25&list=PLipPSZQAhgWB0XFtB1Rs4ubeHxAI9rLY3
>>48377203
>The lightning like a coruscating river of blinding colour washes you back
>A spout of light diverts sheering more stone from the mountain, dropping a massive slab the size of a village to the ground
>You are washed away sent tumbling earthbound by its power
>>48377163
>The bones are dashed apart by the vulgar magic
>but for every one that falls to pieces, more chrome skeletons take their place to do the thriller
>>48377297
AAAAH HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>48377194
>>48377331
"Gods damn it, this isnt good!"

>Looks to portal

>>48377313
>Looks to Lurco clone

"LURCO, GET IN THERE AND KILL THE WHATSHISNAME SKELETRON FUCKER! WELL KEEP THE SNOWCANOSHIT BUSY! IF HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, THEN MAYBE YOU CAN STOP HIS CONTROL OVER THE SNOWCANO!"

>>48377331
"THAT'S IT, IM DONE PLAYING!"

>Cackling magic starts to rapidly increase into a roaring flame around Mordin

"YOUTHINKYOUCANOUTLASTMEYOUPIECESOFGROUNDRIDDENCALCIUM!? THEMLETMESHOWYOUTHETRUTH! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!"

>Rolling to incinerate the skeletons

>>48377331
Laugh will ya!?
>>48377367
Tch, alright!

>Calls out to two demons
Hey! Can you two help me get to Doctor Skeletron?

>>48377331
>lands in a deep snowdrift

Blast and confound it all... I'm going for a drink. This thing isn't invincible, but I'm too tired now...

>opens portal to Valhalla for a brief visit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfOuHwfqj2A&list=PLipPSZQAhgWB0XFtB1Rs4ubeHxAI9rLY3&index=27
>>48377397
We don't know where he is, but we'll try to take you inside the rift where his Skelebot general is! Stop him and the invasion might crumble! You have to hurry to the beacon!
>They grab Lurco by the arms hoisting them onto their neon shoulders
>Flying with jet furry towards the rift in a contrail of rainbows and stars

>>48377498
Alright, I'll risk my life to stop this!
Say, have any of you seen a large bipedal hyena?

>>48377367
Cheauh dickweed, you wanna dance! -EEEEAAAH
>Lances of flames vaporize their skeletal frames
Come here bohunk I just wanna - GAAAAAAA
>Scouring waves bowl over more
LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
>The Skelebots begin to scatter, still dancing and moonwalking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fybPuZy-aMU
>>48377518
>Through the breach of the widening rift
A hyena? What's that? It's hard to remember, but there were some of your friends that came through the portal before us.
>They lower and land within the rift
>The floor appears to be made of some kind of bizarre short carpet with neon boomerangs dancing about it
>It shakes with a terrible beat

>>48377613
Alright, do you know where they went?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>48377552
"Alright, now that you fuckers have been dealt with...."

>Looks to snowcano

"...Its time to deal with this fucker."

>Starts cursing

"JOCNWONOEWNVkjnefkvFEKJYOURLORDSENDSYOUINTOMYNEWHOMEANDEXPECTSTOGETAWAYWITHDESTROYINGITBEKEVkjwekjnwevknewnefjnOOEWNJ?"

>Dark red clouds start to form, getting bigger with every angry curse

"THENLETSSEEIFHISMARSHMELLOWLOOKINGSOLDIERISUPFORTHISBADMOUTHEDSORCERER, YOUWEINKFWEINRVUINWRUVNRRW!"

>Attacks Snowcano

>>48377689
>The titanic mountain begins taking ponderous steps towards the college
>Red clouds obstruct its face
>It angrily tries to wave them away
>Rays shoot forth from its eyes, arcing across the sky
>Faintly you could swear you hear the sound of a old man

Rolled 4, 17 = 21 (2d20)

>>48377775
"What the....."
>Attempts to listen more closely while sending out bolts of hate from the clouds at the Snowcano (rolling for both)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48377775
>IS IN THE GUILD CONTROL ROOM FOR SOME REASON
>CONTROLLING THE ANIMATED GUILD WITH AN ELECTRIC GUITAR MADE OF LASERS
>ORDERS IT TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN FASTER THAN THE MOUNTAIN MOVES

>>48377676
No, but we'll help you -
>Swarms of angry laser monkeys erupt from the shifting light show that makes up the walls
Look out!
>shimmering sparks of bolts hit the walls hurled by the monkeys

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48377954
Damn dirty apes!
>Lurco pulls out a magic pistol and starts shooting magical lasers at the monkeys

>>48377815
>>48377902

>The voice sounds familiar but seems to be moving at great speed away
>The bolts hail down, impacting on some sort of chromatic glittering shield
>It crackles and sparks but gives way to the hail of bolts partially
>More shale and rock crumbles away from its titanic shoulder
>It pauses in its plod, recoiling slowly to shield itself

>>48378000
>The guild keeps running away from the mountain
>Taunting the mountain with AN ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48378000
>>48378025
Witnessed

"THATS RIGHT, GETFUCKED!"

>With that last curse, Mordin Charges a mighty bolt of hate and hurls it at the Snowcano while thunder starts clapping to the beat of sir bones electric guitar solo

>>48377972
GO MY MONKEY MEN!
>She returns fire with a sparkling chrome laser blaster
>Her monkeys are dashed apart by Lurco's rays.
>A few more take their place to shield her, these ones with laser shields she fires over
>They are in slow retreat

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48378082
>Lurco makes a psychic sword appear in his free hand, made entirely of purple psionic energies
>Lurco tries to leap towards Sgt LaserMonkey, blocking her blasts and shooting her monkey shield-bearers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULt37gyEwjY
>>48378066
>>48378025
>The mountain howls, marching forward with increased fervor
>Plates of stone on one extended arm fold back pouring out some sort of flitting chrome figures
>The hate bolts ricochet and bend off of its chroma field
>It holds its range steady from the Guild

>From the ground, the chrome bones of the skelebots rattle and vibrate, slowly pulling towards eachother

>>48378192
>THE GUILD CONTINUES TO FLEE AND TAUNT THE MOUNTAIN
>YOU SUSPECT IF IT HAD HANDS IT WOULD BE FLIPPING YOU AS MANY BIRDS AS POSSIBLE

>>48378186
>Her shield bearers fall away, bleeding away back into the walls as static light
RAAAAA
>She bellows, launching towards Lurco, psionic sword piercing her abdomen
>She keeps firing before exploding into a shower of two dimension squares that bounce and scatter away

>The ElectroPlushkins rush towards Lurco
Are you hurt?

Rolled 6, 12, 16 = 34 (3d20)

>>48378192
"Ah shit! ALRIGHTIGOTSOMETHINGFORYOUALL!"

>Two more storms brew into existence

"FEEL THA THUNDA, MOTHAFUCKAS!"

>Rolling for the three storms to destroy the skeletons and damage the Snowcano

Ok, I'm back, and I've brought Polo with me. Who needs what destroyed?

>>48378273
>Points to Mountain as he rains down thunder like am angry maestro

>>48378259
>His jacket and pants have a couple of grazes on them and one of his cheeks seems to have been grazed
I'm good. Let's keep moving.
Also, tell me which enemies are being mind controlled like you guys were so I don't kill them.

>>48378280
Ok then.
>Sics Polo on Mountain
>Polo being a Tarrasque/Dragon Hybrid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1DTQTJxpM&index=15&list=RD2VPwmFPp9Kk
>>48378229
>The mountain starts into a rush, more stony legs growing from its underside like a great crab
>It strafes, waving its arm in an arcing motion

>More silver flits, glitter in the sky

>>48378266
>The storms pulse and thunder, arcs of rage lightning skewer the fog in the ground
>The bubbles and fog rise and churn around the impacts
>Bones rustle and rattle snaking away from the storms and the mountain
>More arcs shimmer and bounce off of the mountain its shield crackles and judders, a few lances making it through tearing the crest of ice about its head

>It scans the horizon, firing forth a singular unsure bolt towards you, obscured by fog and storm

>>48378392
>THE GUILD SPEEDS UP
>AND THE GUITAR SOLO INTENSIFIES
>AND THE GUILD SPONTANEOUSLY GROWS 80'S HAIR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0UBdNfs35Q&index=6&list=RDa0Q7e9Q6DlI
>>48378301
Well. Those used to be our friends, but they left to Doctor Skeletron's side willingly.
We'll try to stop those on our side first though.

But come this way, we think we found your friend and they need your help!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48378392

>Rolling to dodge bolt.

>>48378433
Damn, sorry then.
Maybe we can recreate them somehow.

Wait really? Alright, lead the way!
>Lurco follows them

>>48378453
"OH SH..."

>Bolt peirces Mordin straight through the chest. For a moment he stumbles back on the cloud he is on. He looks down and sees that the bolt had ripped straight through his chest.

"......Oh no..."

>The clouds dissipate, and he slowly falls back, plummeting towards the ground

>>48378429
>The air hums and howls with high pitched screeches

>The windows of the guild begin shattering
>Hard impacts detonate tile and masonry alike into showers of razor sharp chunks
>More screeching howls
>Hard impacts like massive flitting chrome darts pepper the side of the Guild

>>48378488
Don't worry, they can be derezzed, but try not to hurt too many of them.

>The 'hallway' of dancing neon light bends around a corner revealing a figure wearing a motorcycling outfit
>It has a tail, and long paws instead of boots
>It appears to be fighting off a crowd of jumpinig imps wearing glittering spandex

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48378530
>THE GUILD REPAIRS ITSELF
>STOPS
>TURNS
>A DRAGON HEAD MADE OF LASERS FORMS ATOP THE GUILD
>AND SHOOTS LIGHTNING LASERS AT THE MOUNTAIN

>>48378348
>The chrome bones rattle and churn in a pile under the fog
>Glistening piles pool up through the ground
>Joining together and morphing into something
>The bones churn and twist slowly forming together into a quadrupedal form
>Bones fall from its brest and arms, its head sags slightly
>More bones spill from its face where an eye might have formed, instead a large socket
>It begins into a gallop, shrieking
>More bones streaking after it

>It howls louder, a beam of light erupting from its mouth towards the Torasque

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>48378595
Aaliyah!?
>Lurco tries casting friendship on the imps

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>48378527
>His looks down to the ground, weary and tired.

>>48378662
>He sees the new abomination.

"Heh. Damn gods got me this time."

>He winces in pain a bit.

"Fuck."

>A shield forms around him.
>Rolling for impact damage as he hits Something Wicked

>>48378602
>The Snowcano howls, extending forth its arms to catch the beam
>Its chromafield shimmers and dances as the beam pools up into its skyscraper fingers
>The field wavers, its arms wobble
>The field bucks and clatters, like shards of glass
>The beam searing into it, piercing up its arms, fingers cracking apart and falling off at the tips

>Within the college something stirs within the healing craters
>Winged, chrome figures pull themselves up from the holes, fingers and toes as talons, faces blank plates

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Guys, what's going on? I woke up looking like this
on the left

>>48378745
>SIR BONES LEAVE HIS 80'S POWERS TO GUIDE THE GUILD'S LASER DRAGON HEAD TO FEND OFF THE MOUNTAIN
>HE DRAWS NUMEROUS SWORDS AND BEGINS SOLVING THE GUILD'S NEWEST PEST PROBLEM
>WITH STABBING

>>48378667
>The imps screech and howl, dropping their pincher tipped batons before scattering to the little stone buildings that ring the parameter
>Aaliyah turns, hir outfit torn and tattered, taking off hir helmet
Dude, you came! This place is crazy!

>The ElectroPlushkins hide behind Lurco momentarily

>>48378857
It's alright guys, she's my friend.
Aaliyah, I managed to free some guys from Doctor Skeletron's control.
>He walks over and hugs her
Good to see you remember me this time.

>>48378711
>The shield holds as you punch through its ocified hide
>Halfway within its breast, the hole tries to close partially
>Darkness encloses you, but you hear something
>Loud and thundering, a dim red glow is next to you
>Its the hammering heart of the skeledragon
>It calls to you with mesmerizing power of hatred
ₜₒᵤcₕ ₘₑ, ₜₒᵤcₕ ₘₑ ₐₙd bₑcₒₘₑ ₒₙₑ

>>48378750
>Lurco would answer you but he's in a different dimension right now
>Also, the guild is high tailing it away from a giant, living cocaine mountain chasing after it
>Also there seems to be some sort of Gashadokuro forming in the Guild itself
>>48378974
>Ah, it's a dracolich, never mind

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48378988
Huh
>Tries to see if Cocaine mountain is at a safe distance to try and blow up with a fireball

>>48378750
>A pair of Chromed figures crash through the ceiling, looming over you
- - ,
>The lunge, clawing for your arms
>>48378846
>More Chrome figures swarm the halls, cutting through walls and kicking through doors
>More howling impacts
!
>They lunge, some shooting lasers from their eye slits others swinging razor sharp claws.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48379051
>Rolling to sword the chrome things to death
>Or re-death
>Or destruction
>Whichever is most appropriate

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48378974
>Mordin looks at the heart. He weakly attempts to speak but finds that he cannot. Surviving without a heart is hard enough than it should be. He tries to take a breath but finds himself unable to register a movement.
>As the darkness closes in, he makes his decision.
>He raises his hand and touches the heart

Rolling to take control. Criticus, witness me.

>>48379051
>Dialogue glitched out, first line is supposed to read
BEEP BEEP BEEP Chosen one detected, SEIZE AND RETURN

>Second Line is
BEEP, PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48379051
Oh no.
>Fires her 80s gun at it.

>>48378889
Why wouldn't I recognize you? Look, never mind, we've gotta go!
>The ElectroPlushkins intervene
Did you see where Doctor Skeletron's forces were mustering?
>Shi pauses
If you mean, that honkin wall with the giant silver gem on the spire inside, then yeah, I know where that is!
C'mon follow me!

>>48379195
Alright, lets go put that bastard down!
>Follows Aaliyah

>>48379070
>Their chrome forms are torn asunder one by one
>Blade stuck in one, you use it as a shield to stop the beam from another
>A third charges, kicking the first body off into it it tumbles just to be decapitated
>More pile into the hallway tromping ahead
>>48379168
>It jutters and vibrates as your rounds sew a jagged seem up its chest and through its head
>It explodes
>The next takes a swing but is cut down by a few rounds to the hips, and another few through its head

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48379281
>Trying to smack it with the butt of her gun
These things are persistent!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>48379281
>Pulls out his BIGGEST SWORD
>Goes FULL ANIME
>ENGAGE MAXIMUM RIP 'N TEAR

>>48379096
>Your world turns dark
>Numbness overtakes you
>The thrumming of the heart echoes in your ears

>An eternity passes, but you feel something, hear something, breathing, thrumming, distant echoes
>You can feel your hands, and feet
>They're, walking, the feeling of cool earth and grass squishing beneath them
>The distant sight of buildings and fields, burning, through eyes that are not yet your own.

>>48379318
>You lightly tap the smoking crater at the back of its head
>The lifeless chrome hulk does not move

>Thinking about it, your foot cramps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hojWHxQ0ZTQ
>>48379328
>More falcons fall before you, their chrome wings erupting into shimmers of sparking feathers
>Though they fall before you, you're slowing
>Long talons tear your clothing, a beam of light lances through your cloaks shoulder
>You bring your blade through the firing Falcon, and then through another, kicking down the hallway
>Still more burst through the windows ceasing your progress

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>48379455
>IS A FUCKING SKELETON
>FUCK SLOWING DOWN
>CONTINUES RIP 'N TEAR
>ROLLING TO SOLO A FUCKING ARMY

https://youtu.be/7y3pspnwyoM
>>48379212
>The two electroplushkins duck around the corner after Aaliyah
>They form a hasty barrier as a hail of sparking rainbow fire shimmers over a distance parapet
>Aaliyah hisses and lows, ducking behind a purple prism of solid electricity
That's their forward base I think, any ideas on how to get in?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48379329
"Wh....What?"

>Tries to look closer to the fires

>>48379541
>Lurco crouches next to Aaliyah
Hm...
>Lurco talks to the two electroplushkins
Hey, do you two know a way in?

>>48375266
Alright.... this explains the reason me and half my class were almost killed by thousands of moon walking, red jacket wearing zombies whilst exploring the deepest parts of the "snowcano". Also this entirely explains why you sent us there with the promise of a "do whatever you want and get e away with it" slip.

... Also here's your cocaine...

>>48379455
Ow.
>Sits down to rub her foot, not looking at anything else.

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Also...whata been going on lately? I've been away on dungeons explorarions with my students for the past few weeks.

>>48379654
>Lurco would chat but he's in another dimension
>Also, robotic falcons are attacking the guild atm

>>48379697
Oh fuck OFF!!!

>>48379654
Everything seems to be 80sfied.
By the way, I'm Talo, head Spellblade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UdTvLoUSY
>>48379512
>Your blades begin to dull on their metallic forms
>They march forth, less and less hindered.
>Some of them take the injured and fly off, only to be replaced with more
>>48379654
Prepare, for your destruction!
>Their talons vibrate, lense flares dazzle your eyes
>>48379644
>A chrome falcon silently puts its arms around your own, before rocketing into the ceiling, back towards the BetaMax rift

>>48379915
>CONTINUES TO CHOP THROUGH THEM
>UNTIL HE RUNS OUT OF SWORDS
I must go, let Sir Bones continue to solo the army

>>48379543
>Visions of the ground bellow, a small village in flame
>Above, some sort of dragon, blasts of light erupt towards it
>You feel strangely close to the eyes, the hands, the feet, as if they were almost yours, but the sensation is just an echo

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48380037
"I...I can reach into this...I can fucking do this."

>Attempts to take control

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48379915
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>48379654
KNIGHT MAN, SOME HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED HERE!
>Attempts to free herself from the falcon

>>48379578
>They duck, loosing their shield, a shower of rainbow shimmers passing over where they once stood
We can try to go around, but they could be prepared
>One morphs into a serpentine shape, diving into the wall
>A moment latter the wall begins to yawn, a portal opening up within
Come with me, we can try to circle around!

>>48380160
Alright, thanks guys.
>Lurco circles around towards the portal

>>48380080
>Your mind flares with hot, boiling, fire
>Your body, is it your body? Feels like it's engulfed in a hotspring
>The echoes grow closer, pounding in your head
>Thunderous vibrations near your form, your hands feel the grass and earth bellow
>Your feet and calves feel spring with stress as they propel you forward
>Your back ripples and twists with the wisps of malformed wings
>The echo of a firm swishing mass between your flanks twists and writhes, do you remember always having a tail?
>Your neck, feels long, like your head is miles away from your shoulders, teeth thrum with sharpness
>Were you always like this?
>Did you always breath fire and have chrome skin
>Were you always a rippling mass of parts?

>>48380108
DO NOT STRUGGLE, YOU ARE SAFE NOW, DOCTOR SKELETRON AWAITS
>The Chrome Falcon judders through the sky, arcing towards the portal

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48380331
"Fuck, this fire hurts! Is this even my voice? Gods damn it, I need to land...."

>Sees >>48380424

".....Or maybe not."

>Begins flying towards the Chrome falcon with haste. Rolling to engage in DRAGON FIGHT

>>48380180
Come on, we have to hurry! Their army isn't through yet.
>The serpent Plushkin dives through the wall again
>The other chimes in
We have to be ready for a fierce fight, this is what will let the rest of the SkeleBots and his other meanies through!
>Aaliyah nods, looking to Lurco, drawing a blaster
You ready for this, we might not survive.

>>48380547
That's any war, isn't it?
Good thing it's a clear line of who's right and who's wrong.
>Lurco follows them into the wall

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48380424
Well here's where Doctor Skeletron can shove it
FIREBALL
>FIREBALL!

>>48380473
>The falcon dives, as you rush passed it, spiraling in the wake of turbulence you leave behind
>>48380592
>Flame kindles in your fingers as you press the flaming circle into its chrome gut
>A blistering shock of fire erupts blowing through its torso, launching you away into the sky
>Elevation 3'000 meters

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48380754
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

>Rollin to crash 'safely'

>>48380790
>>48380754
>>48380592

>He'd quickly cast a water wave spell. Allowing a large, but gentle wave of water to catch the two.

This guild REALLY needs to fix it's shit.

Also. What the hell is this thing?

>>48380588
Ready?
>The first Plushkin countsdown
Go!
>Aaliyah shouts, projecting a force wall ahead of hir to boost their own

>The wall opens up into a massive courtyard of jagged cables and steel plated flooring, roving skeletal sentries.
>Most of the heaviest guns are facing away over the wall
>A Robo Skelecopter hovers overhead, searching the courtyard with a scouring white light.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>48380916
Hm, let's try this!
>Lurco starts chanting
Bird of prey! Made of cold steel!
I summon thee! Hawk of Vengeance!
>Lurco attempts to summon a giant metal hawk with missiles and lasers

>>48380790
>>48380473

>The ground fast approaches, you outstretch your arms, catching onto the descending skeletal dragon
>Catching the leading edge of its shoulder wing barely
>You both crash down into a spontaneous bubble of water and quickly consumed by the ground fog
>>48380888
The

>>48381031
>>48380888
>The SNOWCANO pushes towards the Guild under a withering hail of dragon rays
>Much of its rocky surface has broken away into shale
>The remaining airborn Chrome Falcons pull away from it, dedicating themselves to the assault on the guild
>Flack shells thunder forth to hamper their advance

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>48380888
>>48381031
WITNESSED
>Lands in the water

"Brgurglredf"

>Emerges from water

"TOO COLD TOO COLD TOO COLD!"

>Leaps out and shakes self

"Too fucking cold...."

>Looks to the guild and sees the assailants attempting an atttack

"NO!"

>Takes flight and charges at the Snowcano

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>Punches through back wall of meeting hall

So, I just got the message about this tear in the sky. I came to propose a groundbreaking procedure.

Now, stay with me on this... I propose we try punching it shut.

>>48381143
>With a side ways glance towards the man, Brell would raise his brow questioningly.
... continue...

>>48381200
Ok. Here's how it works. I punch the folds of the Aether on one side of the rift. And it flys shut. That's it. That's my plan. Pretty basic punch magic.

>>48380985
>In a blooming column of light, radiating outward the Hawk appears
>Aaliyah ducks to the side behind some heavy cables, looking up at the large fortress behind
>A semicircle of towering gray pillars spined with emplacements backs the plinth holding the mirror like prism, arcs of electricity dance between it and the ground.
>The Plushkins ready themselves
Look mr Lurco, under the tower!
>The tower that supports the prism contains numerous spiked cylinders, inside each another ElectroPlushkin.

>>48380754
Well, that's a max of 20d6 at least.
>Starts picking up speed
Ok, I need to remember what Broncy the Brontosauras said about falling when I was in fighter's school
>>48380888
>Flashback is interrupted by a water wave breaking her fall.
Thanks for the help

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>48381237
Alright, I'll try saving them!
>Lurco lets his sword disappear and casts a spell to give him the durability and destructive force of a large, steel wrecking ball and enhanced speed
>If successful he is engulfed in blue light and he runs at the cylinders and jumps, crashing into them while spinning

>>48381224
....Go on....


>>48381241
>Brell could only sigh at the sight of the spell sword.

Now if only all the guilds other problems could be solved with the use of water based spells...

>>48381107
You I know... it's called a thank you!

>>48381107
>The mountain swings a massive arm, easily rolled over
>The turbulence over its arm is palpable as it rushes through the air under you
>Its fractured diamond crown fires more scattered beams, each going wide.
>>48381143
>>48381200
>More of the winged chrome creatures on retreat stumble into the room
>They ready their sharp talons
DISASSEMBLE

>>48381334
>She smiles at him.
Then you aren't using enough water

Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d20)

>>48381361
>Rolling to dodge the scattered beams
>Rolling to breath fire onto the Snowcano

Man, ya'll should've had this meeting like, 3 hours earlier.

>>48381328
>The ground gives way, cables and hoses exploding into sparks and dry ice steam
>You launch from the ground jetting towards the cables that keep the cells in place knocking them loose
>the ElectroPlushkins rise, firing shimmering lances of stars at the cell locks
>More of the Plushkins fall free, unconscious at first, flickering in place before flashing to life

>The tower above shimmers, before growing dark
>A golden skull appears, beady red dots within its sockets

>>48381424
>The beams arc outward, some dancing off your hide, sending shimmering bone fragments tumbling earthward
>Hot pink fires sputter from your maw, dazzling its eyes, partially burning one eyebrow.
>It shouts, but is unable to bring its mutilated arms to bear.

>>48381491
>Lurco lands and aims his pistol at the skull
Hey, pyrite face! Why don't you go back where you came from and leave people alone!

>>48381561
FOOL, DO NOT TEMPT MY POWER!
MINIONS ATTACK!

>>48381361
>Casts 9th Level Magic Fistle
By the fists of the aetherial primarchs, I send your essence to the abyss!

>>48381334
Now, as I was saying. I punch the sky and it closes. That simple.

these fucking succubus are going to give me the fuckin' clap I swear to god, senpai.

>>48381574
Minions? What minions?
>He looks around and summons his psychic sword again

>>48381574

Hey you guys don't mind that I'm just going to have a massive demonic wank?

>>48381375
>He'd shake his head at the spell blade. A cocky grin on his face.
Maybe your just not trying hard enough!

>>48381361
>Using the still existing wave. Brell would motion for it to form a mighty wall of water In their path.
>As soon as they were to fly into it, he would cast an ice based spell upon it. Freezing the water, and the automatons in place.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>48381549
"That stung, you know!"

>Attempts to breathe fire again, aiming for its face

>>48381612
>Probs not since they're in another dimension

>>48381617
>>48381618

Hey id like to summon a demonic army from my jizz when I finish with my wank?

>>48381612
...Gross... but if you HAVE to do that, please do it in either he chronomancers office. Ot in the bathroom on floor fourty-seven, or sixty-seven.

>>48381576
Then do it.

>>48381655

Yeah but you guys are fuckin tearing up the place and if you keep on with this shit.

I swear that demon army isn't going to stand for this shit m8

Rolled 4, 3, 2, 2, 3, 4, 1, 4, 4, 2, 1 + 11 = 41 (11d4 + 11)

>>48381576
I think I'm having trouble with the roll commands.

>>48381617
>Her eyebrow raises as she stands up. Fire starts building in her palms.
That sounds like a challenge.
>Talo goes to look at the Snowcano and begins charging a fireball
Hey Knight, you know what happens when you hit a volcano made of cocaine with a fireball?

>>48381610
>>48381612
>More skeleton cyborgs assemble themselves, crawling out of the crevices in the ground, from out of grates and between conduits and load centers
Go my SkeleBots DESTROY THEM
>Aaliyah ducks in behind Lurco pulling up a TK shield, though beams still lance through it
>The ElectroPlushkins begin awakening, taking on many of the SkeleBots toe to toe, while others pry open the cells of their friends.
>>48381612
FOOL, HOW DID YOU GET HERE!

>>48381699
Oh dear gods.... please don't...
>There's a pleading look in the mans eyes.
The Arch-wizard will kill us all! Especially considering this would be his dream come true.

>>48381732

I summon two succubus, three arch demons and 20 imps with my jizz

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>48381729
>Lurco throws his sword at the giant golden skull and starts shooting and spin kicking the skeleton cyborgs

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>48381655
Well, if you insist.

>Cast Fist of Rift Shift
By the Fists of the Almighty Edgardo, I command this rift to close!

>>48381618
>Even in its disabled state, it finds time to laugh
HEE HEE HEEEE
>Wavering back its eyes begin charging with light.

You guys still do these every 9 days?

Rolled 5, 1, 5, 4, 3, 6, 6, 6 = 36 (8d6)

>>48381732
>Looks into Brell's eyes
fine, but you owe me one for this.
>Instead throws fireball through the portal
>Rolling for damage

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>48381762
"ALRIGHT, NO MORE PLAYING AROUND!"

>Breathes fire into its eyes while moving around its head

>>48381757
Oh no... I missed... This will not end well..

>>48381755
>The blade pierces the diamond rays of rainbow light pour forth from the cracks
AAAAAARRGH
>The cracks grow wider and wider as the battle rags bellow, Skelebots being blasted apart this way and that, Plushkins dancing and skittering through the sky.

>The cube erupts, blasting out a shock wave of sparkling ripples

>>48381766
Pretty much, but it's not always nine days.

>Don't mind me, breaks in dimensions are intriguing and the magic here is unique in and of itself. Do continue

>>48381812
Can I get a link to the last thread?Damn it Lurco.

>>48381786
>The Mountain laughs heartily as its eyes light brightly, the blast growing fatally near
>The gout of flame does nothing to slow them
>You close your own eyes, waiting for the blast, there's no time to escape


>But it doesn't come, its eyes dark, hollow, lifeless. It sinks, slowly falling back to the ground
>A rumbling deafening roar as it crashes home, clouds of dust erupting outward from its base in all directions, covering the fields bellow in ashy gray powder, blowing away the fog and bubbles
>There it lays, a crumbled mountain once more

>>48381802
Take that!
>He turns to the two electroplushkins that helped him out
Now, uh, what are your names again?
And how do we get your other friends back?
>>48381832
Like last 4chin thread or the archives?

>>48381787
>The edges of the rift shutter, tracking snow tinges their edges
>The scanlines in the sky fade slightly
>It's edges grow slower, just barely over the horizon, splitting the sky in twain

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>Minding own business
>Floating through space

>>48381875
Archives. Also Con here, I'm bored as fuck and wanted to see what you guys had been up to.

>>48381785
>The rift is hundreds of miles wide
>The fireball is lost within its depths.

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>The familiar sting of Fist Magic impacts the surface.

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>>48381886
>that's no moon
>that's a space station

>>48381858
"IM ALIVE! HAHAHAHA!"

>Looks left
>Looks right

"Well, im gonna go get food then."

>Opens portal and leaves

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>>48381911
>The Fist of Rift Shift shatters the surface, moving large chunks who knows where throughout the cosmos.

>>48381875
I'm Shineray, and this is Snowlight, we can free the ones here on our own, but I'm afraid Doctor Skeletron is well beyond our reach for now. You can help us find them, but first you and your friend have to get back to your own home, this place is about to have its track changed, and a solid state like yourself wouldn't survive the wipe.
Take this, it's a ChromaCube, you can use it to contact us again, just press it to your chest and think of us. Now hurry!

>>48381900
ok, dumb idea
>>48381732
Knight, we need to close that rift and most of my magic is stripping people and blowing shit up.
So what do you suggest?

>>48381951
The Moon-Liches are not going to be happy about that.

>>48381965
Everyone knows that the Moon Liches were wiped out the second time I shattered the moon. It's like they don't teach the Redrobes magical history anymore.

>>48381889
Here I guess http://archived.moe/tg/thread/48180630
>>48381956
Alright. See you two in the future.
>He takes the ChromaCube
Come on Aaliyah, let's go.
>He takes off towards the rift

>>48382011
O-okay, if the bases defenses are down, I can call my jet bike, hold on.
>Shi clicks a button on hir wrist

>>48382035
Alright.
>Waits
So, uh, do you remember being in fortune city and me buying you dumplings?

>>48382011
>>48382035
>>48381961
>The walls of the rift begin to hiss with loud white noise
>Its edges grow snowy, melting into chroma, merging into the sky
>The ElectroPlushkins begin winking out, some waving goodbye others saluting before clicking off into tiny electron pulses.

>>48382060
Uh, N-no, that sounds nice though. I think, maybe, I faintly remember that? Not sure, when we get out of this
>Shi looks up at the changing rift
We should totally do that, just to make sure.
>Hir jet bikes skitters up in a plume of smoke, beeping and waggling for them to board

>>48382079
Huh, ending in a rather disappointing fashion.
Just like the 80s.

>The chrome falcons depart the guild en masse, driven off by its staff, or clutching 'chosen ones'
>They dive towards the flickering rift, a swarm of glittering winged shapes hurdling skyward.

>The rift seems to fade, flickering at its edges, growing narrower, closing at its seems slightly.

>>48382104
Alright, sure.
>He gets on the jet bike first
Sorry, but I prefer riding in front, not behind.
Also, I have a feeling we don't have the time to argue about it. So get on.
>He revs up the jet bike

>>48382011
Thanks
>>48382000
4chan ate my post, too lazy to make another one

>>48382153
>Is beginning to wonder if there is some moral the Rift is waiting for them to learn before closing.

>>48382161
>Shi grins
Hey, it's your butt's funeral, be my guest.
>Shi hops behind Lurco, pressing something not a belt buckle into him as shi holds his back
You know how to drive this thing? Cause my arms are just barely long enough to grab the handlebars, and we gotta go quick.

>>48382222
>Maybe
>Or maybe... it's giving Lurco the time to get the hell out of their
>>48382232
Yeah, I got this.
Though I might not stick the landing!
>He grabs the handlebars with psychic hands and drives them towards the rift as fast as he can

>>48382232
>>48382222
>>48382161
>The first wave of chrome falcons rush passed into the void after you
>The rushes down the rainbow road with explosive force, streaking sparks and jet fumes behind it


>Halfway down the rainbow road a terrible cackle voice booms
>A massive golden skull hologram miles wide speaks
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SOLID STATES, MARK MY WORDS
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF DOCTOR SKELLETRON
>the rift begins fading back into static, its chromakey lost into the night's sky. Leaving but a thin tear in space, filled with rushing static.

>>48382310
>Lurco would make some sort of snarky comeback but he's too preoccupied trying to stick the landing as he and Aaliyah crash down into the courtyard

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>>48382274
>Talo doesn't know that
>>48382310
That was...strange?
>pops back to Normal

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I feel like I wasn't in the same place everyone else was for some reason.

Well, I should be going before those "Stop Punching the Moon to death" Activists show up. Sorry I can't stay to help.

>Cast Punch of Activist Avoidal
By the might of the Holy Haymaker, get me the fuck out of here!

>As the muscled arm of the Punchomancer reaches full extension, he vanishes.

>>48382382
Alright.... what the hell just happened?

>>48382471
Well if I had to guess, something about my status resonated with the BetaMax gate, turning me into a 80sfied version of myself until I was cut off from the energy.
>>48382444
Hey Katia, Looking good.

>Glug walks in and looks at everyone
Why is everyone standing around looking confused?

Good night, y'all

>>48382513
I always am.

>>48382357
>The bike shakes under the turbulance, canards extending from its nose, skids folding up to help with lift, spoiler pitching
>The bike rockets towards the balcony courtyard of the guild, jet haze in its wake
>Alarms whistle and blare as the bike makes its descent
>Air rushing and howling passed the pair's ears
>The nose violently pitches back, crashing its frontal skid in through the window above the mezzanine landing in a tangled mess of overfluffed hot ironed and aquaneted hair.

>Aaliyah mutters
Well that was a hairy landing.

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