SS13: d20

bimpybumpy

there's actually people besides me playing right now

too many furries would not recommend this server

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>>48373354
>people always say the bunny ears makes me a furry
goddamn this annoys me so damn much.

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>>48373354
>shits on someone wearing bunny ears of all things
>get's dunked on
>goes braindead and leaves
Anon I think you are the problem.

>>48373760
I know that's why I said it

>>48373975
I'm not autistic enough. My bad

>>48374206
>I'm not autistic enough.
Well there you go spess is not for you.

>>48374221
It's the worse though, it annoys me to no end because they seem to fail to understand that a tail and ears =/= furry, and it ALWAYS puts me on edge because I've been killed by faggots before just because of the ears.

>>48374249
Tail and them ears are furry tho. Just one step removed from total furdom. Full body fur. You're just a partially shaved bunny mutant.

Don't be a queer lose the ears.

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>>48374316

you guys let white eagle back on...huh...

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>>48374447
fixt for ya

>>48374571
Is this some form of bait or genuine retardation?

>>48374584
Depends on your perspective. Try to see it from a healthy point of view instead of a degenerate one.

>>48374584
This is probably bait but I lol'd.

>>48374609
Ah so it is bait.

>4 people ready
get in here if you're not

>>48374631
W- what happened?

>>48374713
Bombunny.

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>>48374659
Dangit you got me

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when you absolutely need to kill someone without drawing suspicion, use Syndicate brand Spider Capsules! Mayhem guaranteed or your money back!

Anyone have good greentext screencaps to dump?

>>48381890
>tried to have fun
>father relaxe ruined it
There you go, every greentext this server could possibly produce.

>>48382446
>>father relaxe ruined it
This.
He's the reason the server is so dead now. He's the root of it all. Fuck him, and anyone who defends him.

>>48383591
Why the fuck is that idiot still allowed around anyway? Literally all he does is metagriff and RDM.

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>>48381890

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serb was down for about an hour due to restart, it's back up now

>>48383860
Holy fucking shit is the father relaxe shit posting back?

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We've got a couple people on, anyone care to join us?

>>48387845
It will keep going on as long as he exists. Something or someone has to remove him from this server and the internet as a whole... Permanently.

>scientist kidnaps security guard who was pestering her with a nerf gun
>shoves him in toxins
>he tries making a bomb to escape because ???
>uses the gas mixer
>obvious results
>toxins full of gas
>security guard is panicing
>playing as doctor so I run over and start hammering on the door
>science girl lets me in
>go into toxins
>security guy must've escaped because he's not there
>scientist has no idea how atmos works
>puts the scrubber on the burnchamber output
>it's not even on
>tell her off
>doesn't listen to me and grabs a pump and puts in on the burnchamber out put
>it's set to out
>she turns it on and knocks me over
>tell her off and she fucks off finally
good god how hard is it to understand that that's the output not the input.

>>48384857
>that screencap
Fucking lost it at the place where Rusty appears.

>>48388937
>greentexting about a round while it was still going
what's so hard about saving it for later

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Dorf later tonight?

>>48389733
Let's dorf it up.

>>48388934 Knock yourself out, buddy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_homicide

>>48389733
sure

>>48372414
Can you steal the drider body from the degenerates-server so i can play a cute spidergirl-engineer?

>>48391027
>degenerates-server
what server?
>cute spidergirl
please look at >>48374447 and consider posting a screenshot

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>>48391607
Nothing wrong with Spiderfus 2bh.

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>>48391640
no
maybe pic related as some exosuit clothing if you sprite it

Dorf is up

>>48392076
I'm sure Relaxe is already finding a way to ruin the game, or typing up a big shitpost about how terrible and awful dorf is because he can't just murder people for hours.

>>48372414
why today of all days? i have to go to work tomorrow..

will you guys play on the Weekend?

>>48392868
The server is up every day. It goes down on thursday to reboot but that's it.

>>48393501
Yeah but people aren't on every day is the thing.

>>48393628
And guess who you can blame for that.

>7 people online
Holy fug what happened

>>48393628
True, but you can just sit in the lobby waiting for people. When people join the lobby a sound is played so you can tab back.
You can ask people to join in the tread while you wait. When there's no thread you can just copy paste the OP, make a new thread and hope people lurk >>>/tg/ss13

>>48394177
It used to get into the 20s. But you can thank Father Relaxe for ruining everything forever. Fucking piece of shit valid...

>>48394177
What really happened was astv's ISP fucked him over.

>>48392544
Mostly because it just results in an empty/Carp innfested station for hours.

>>48396457
Shut the fuck up, Father Relaxe.

>>48396457

Father Relaxe you stupid fucking cunt fuck off already

NO ONE likes you and NO ONE ever wanted you here

just FUCK OFF

Why was Father Relaxe ever allowed in here, anyway?

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while their autistic shitposting is 0/8 shit bait, at least it keeps the thread bumped

>>48396495
>>48396919
Maybe you should fix your shitty station instead of blaming your problems on a bogeyman.

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>>48397025
0/10 apply yourself

if you're actually a newfag and do not know this ball slurping faggot, he's been shrieking about relaxe for over a year now, despite relaxe himself being missing for about a year and a half or more

>>48397083
Where'd he go?

>>48397083
That's some legacy. He must have been a true shitter for this to happen.

Someone post Dead Nigger Storage!

when does the server usually get some people on? I'm on East Coast time as a note

>>48398731
random, as a fellow east coaster I've seen people on from anywhere from early morning to afternoon, the only way you can guarantee people is hanging out on the serb and posting (or starting a thread) saying you want people to play with you. Or you could use the free time to learn something you don't know in relative peace.

>>48398731
/vg/station has over 16 people on right now.

i miss the station

i miss the shitposters

i miss gfern

What if botany weren't just shitter and bomber bait?

>>48399574
What if the girl you liked liked you back.

>>48399583
What if you weren't gay?

>>48399632
what if you could forget that one embarrassing thing you did that one time,that you always seem to remember while masturbating or talking to a girl you like.

>>48399738
What if Relaxe hadn't ruined d20 forever?

>>48399754
what if relaxe isn't a real tangible person but an abstract thought brought on by the disdain and melancholy of people who remember a time long since past.

>>48399772
Relaxe ruined everything. He has to be exposed and destroyed.

Relaxe has to be gotten rid of. What good has he ever done for this server?

>>48399772
What if Relaxe could be killed in our lifetimes?

>>48399915
>>48399903
>>48399886
what if you hand crafted your shitposts rather than having a bot do it.

>>48399930
No, really. What if we could find someone to murder Father Relaxe in real life? It would solve a lot of the server's problems.

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I for one am starting to enjoy the shitposting Father Relaxe is causing, at this point the pure unadulterated autism is just humorous.

He can be stopped. We can stop him. Why aren't you excited about this? Father Relaxe has been a menace for over three years, and you aren't excited about finally getting rid of him for good?

>not able to join dwarf because doing things with friends
>decide to check on it after giving it a good 8 or so hours
>nothing has been built
>science has been jury rigged into the bar
>along with a server in the bar food storage hooked up to a cooler and heat exchange pipes
>the fucking cloning bay is blocking the main hall
>cargo is slightly singed
>all the exits have a scrubber set on siphon in them for some reason
>the station has not been expanded in the slightest
>some atmos recollection thing is slapped together outside
>no one even built the fucking TEG
Why. the. fuck. Do you nerds. Not fucking build anything?

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>>48400068
>someone had the sense to build turrets
>not enough to actually put them anywhere but stacked outside engineering
WHY

>>48400068
>>48400099

Father Relaxe ruins it.

>>48400131
If you're so concerned with Father Relaxe why don't you do something about him anon unless you secretly are father relaxe

>>48400139
If someone could doxx him I'd have him killed myself.

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>>48400187
>relying on others to do the work
come on senpai I know you can do it, dox him yourself, find out where he lives and remove him like kebab, be the hero the station deserves, but not the one we need.

So who is Father Relaxe and why is he so terrible?

>>48400443
He's an old, old shitter who was around when I first joined about a year and a half ago, he was kind of a douche nozzle, picking fights, filling fire extinguishers with death mixes and blasting people with them. Just an overall douche bag, eventually he got banned i believe and I stopped seeing him. We got Rusty to replace him.

>>48400482
back in my day we had slare untill i replaced him

>>48400493
Lee that better not be u.

>>48400539
what a time it was

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i return like a spicy burrito
time to work on some half-finished projects and then not feel like playing again for a few months

>>48400443
he was a massive shitter for a long time, nobody really liked him, but at some point he started calming down enough that he was the one getting attacked by shitters looking for valids instead of the other way around
of course, there was a reason for this - he was still using the exact same appearance, name and general persona as the one he'd used to be chief mcfaggot with. plus more legitimate players didn't want to be around him anyway since he'd been such a fucker.
on top of all that he couldn't quit bitching about it, so we solved the problem for him and dropped an ID ban on him, explaining that he could either continue playing as a random namer and be more or less free of the stigma related to his name, or he could fuck off

it's evident that he at least partially chose the latter option - it's possible that he returned under a different key with a different character, but if he did then mission fucking solved because it was the relaxe character that caused so much contention anyway

dunno why there's a rampant shitposter acting like he was cyanide humanised only now though
autism is a strange thing, i guess.

>>48400712
Did slare get the same treatment? and now I'm wondering if Rusty'll get the same treatment as well, considering both those guys were some high profile shitters.

>>48400757
slare was a top-tier shitter, though
the keyword here is "top-tier"
any time he chose not to shit all over the place, he was one of the more competent people on the station
of course, we often had to actively convince not to be a shitter, but he was a bretty gud and chill player for a 15 y/o

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So out of curiosity, how many of you guys have the ability to draw?

Is there any lag?

Im an ausfag and internet isnt amazing.

>>48400910
Everyone can draw dude, thnk about it.

>>48401087
As an armless person, I find this offensive.

>>48401087
Is it better if I ask if anyone can draw well? because sure anyone can draw but being able to draw something good is a whole different story.

>>48401095
Hows speech to text going for ya

>>48401099
I mean, it woukd be better to ask for [good] drawers. I was just being a smartass. Why not go to one if the art request threads?

>>48401119
Cuz, I'm trying to see if I can't revive my silly little pinup calendar thing, so I wanted to see if anyone on the server had any artistic skill, as they would be more familiar with the characters being put in the calendar.

>>48401158
Oh, sorry bout that then.

I was gonna dl and play tomorrow. But good luck with the artwork

>>48401165
I take it your new to the game? shame I won't be around tomorrow to help show you the ropes. Hopefully the server isn't dead and someone's on to teach you how to into the game.

>>48401173
Yeah im new, never touched it. Im sure someone will be there though, if not. Then who knows.

>>48401185
https://drive.google.com/open?id=18PHYFyzdEO58QzmLt7-J7VCW3EBemr6Nc_wDOTBItMM

here's a guide i wrote, should cover the basics of everything from atmos, to medbay to engineering.

>>48401198
Hey thanks man thats pretty neat.
Harsh formatting, but neat.

>>48401208
Yeah sorry about that, I just hope my ramblings make enough sense to teach you how to play.

>>48401220
Im sure itll be fine. I only come here for reading material anyway, so I can get through rambling.

> only reason I ever stay on 4chan damn.

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>0 players online.

>>48401754
I just woke up to play on dorf: byond://d20station.ddns.net:28020

>>48401754
Even as /tg/ and /tg/ station are not close anymore, you are always welcome there.

https://tgstation13.org/

Currently Bagil has 13 people and Sybil 35

>only 2 people
come on guys step it up.

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>>48401831
>advertising
shoo shoo furfaggot
go back to the shithole you came from

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>>48400068
>complain about people not building
>not building yourself
>>48400099
I wanted to build some before going off to bed. They all shot me when I unlocked them, killing me.


>Patched up the exploded medbay.
>Filled the station with air.
>Built the TEG and 5 SMES units to store the power.
>Repaired most breaches and killed most carp.
>Made sure everyone got cloned.
>Spread out the laser turrets.

Woah i didn't know we are still alive!

>>48401095 Reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9c0UeYhFc

>>48400837
>he was one of the more competent people on the station
No he wasn't. Literally all he would do is ruin everyone's work and then get mad when he's shooed out of departments and bomb them for it.

Name even a single time Relaxe was "competent" and did anything good for anyone.

>>48407432
All the times he went bartender and knocked down the botany wall

loads of dank ass food, minerals, and other nice shit

>>48407501
That has literally never happened once.

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>>48407501
>"All the times he went bartender and knocked down the botany wall"
>all the times he destroyed station property for no reason

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fuck I ate the bait

I should learn not to eat the fucking bait

>>48407552
Shut the fuck up, Father Relaxe. We know it's you.

>>48400712
Don't forget how he would shitpost in EVERY SINGLE THREAD about how OP the science department is, and then evaded when he got banned for it.

>>48407947
which would make it pretty much a pot meet kettle situation right now, huh?
even then it's always hard to determine who's ever actually saying whatever and i'm surprised he actually got banned for anonymous posts, but then i don't really know much about that particular situation - maybe he outright admitted it or something.

anyway, whining hard about how terrible he was is a little redundant now that he doesn't actually have a presence here anymore

>>48408314
It's exactly as I said. He was shitposting in every thread that was made about how OP Science is and how they needed to be nerfed because, I shit you not, he wanted to bomb departments and have them "stay gone" instead of having Science around to rebuild things.

And he got fucking bwoinked for it, and it was good. Until he started shitting up the thread about THAT too.

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>>48407501
>defending someone who knocks down walls 4noraisins

How exactly do you use the ore redemption machine? I have a box of ore on the marked place and I can't claim any points.

Father Relaxe, just fuck off already.

Hey, who wants to dorf with us? We've got two people on the server we could use a few more.

>>48409324
Don't summon him.

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>>48409356
>implying I give a fuck if I do

>>48409430
I'd say "it's your funeral", but it's the server's funeral. It's already low pop again because of his bullshit. Don't make it worse.

>>48409449
>Rusty was far worse when he first started
>didn't cause the server to go low pop
>Relaxe who hasn't been seen in ages has cause it to go low pop
I know it's bait but don't spew such shitty bait if you're trying to catch people.

>>48409485
It's not bait, it's the fucking truth. Find me even ONE person who ever liked Relaxe. All he did was drive people away............

>>48409485

lmao literally hwen has father relaxe ever done anything good

If anything you fucks complaining about a fucking spook is driving people away. This thread is nothing but cancerous and autistic whining.

>>48409703
There's no need for racism, but it'd be fair to call Father Relaxe a fucking nigger for what he's done.

>>48409724
Whining about a dead man's misdeeds doesnt bring back more players anon.

>>48409169
You have to put your ID into it then hit "claim points".
Post a screenshot to make sure you have the box in the right spot.

>>48409831
Prove he's dead.

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>>48409998
Sure

>>48410068
wow. the two worst people that could possibly on other than father relaxe. JOY OF JOYS

>>48410196
Widebagel I can see, but what's so bad about Eris?

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I might as well ask again, anyone here got any artistic ability and would you be willing to help finish the pin up calendar?

>>48410683
Fuck off with your false-flags, Relaxe.

>>48409494
I did :^)
that's one person

>>48411102
At this rate i think if i met him id probably come to like him too. Least he grew some thick skin and isnt shitting up these threads. Unless...
>>48409998
ITS YOU ISNT IT. THE ULTIMATE DISGUISE. PROVE TO ME YOU ARE NOT PADRE RELAXO.

i never really had a problem with him, if he went nutters, i just zapped him and strapped him to a chair, if he did it twice, welded him in a locker and blasted him into space. Not a big deal

Not all of us are robust as Freeman. We can't (and shouldn't) solve all problems with violence.

Relaxe is a menace and requires a new level of intervention. A special weapons/tactics team isn't enough. We need actual moderator intervention.

Goes from half alive to ded, yep sounds like D20

>>48418045
I'll be home to play in 3-4 hours

>>48418045
just got home so i'll be hopping on the server for the next few hours
might be distracted since i'll be doing some work though

>>48415297
we need fukken moderator intervention from you

>>48400712
>time to work on some half-finished projects
which ones?

I like the lighting system of yours.

You could release it.

>>48421454
We could, but that would be up to Nernums.

Just patched the serb with all changes since may 15th.
Mainly stuff to reagents, medical and genetics as well as a bunch of bugfixes.

Read the changelog.

Is there a way to push stuff to the side? I'm stuck behind an ore box.

>>48423191
walk into it, if that doesn't work drag it and double click on the tile you want to move it to.

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>start work on bringing back icon overlay overrides for clothes, so that we can do dumb shit like fixing shit ingame or make special snowflake clothes for events
>because some chucklefuck overwrote what i did fucking ages ago
>look over update_icons.dm so i can get started
>uniform updating proc
>starts with a var being set; var/image/standing = image([STUFF])
okay good
>if(age < TEEN_AGE && w_uniform.kidspecial == 2)
>standing = image([DIFFERENT STUFF])
doing fine, but we could've made this part of the first var setting
>overlays_standing[UNIFORM_LAYER] = standing
>standing.color = w_uniform.color
>standing.alpha = w_uniform.alpha
standard shit i guess, we're adding our image to the overlays and setting its color and alpha
>var/G = (gender == FEMALE) ? "f" : "m"
>if(FAT in mutations)
wait what
>- if(age < TEEN_AGE)
WHAT
>- standing = image([[EXACT SAME CHILD STUFF])
>- - else standing = image([FAT STUFF])
>- - standing.color = w_uniform.color
>- - standing.alpha = w_uniform.alpha
>- - overlays_standing[UNIFORM_LAYER] = standing
NO
WHY ARE YOU SETTING THIS TWICE
IF WE'RE NOT DOING CHILD FAT ICONS THEN WHY AREN'T WE JUST MAKING THE CHECK FOR FATTIES EXCLUDE CHILDREN
WHY ARE WE SETTING THE CHILD'S OVERLAYS TWICE IN THE SAME PROC IF THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A DIFFERENCE
WHY ARE WE SETTING VARS IF WE'RE GOING TO CHECK THINGS AND THEN CHANGE THAT VAR IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
WHY ARE WE CHECKING IF THE UNIFORM'S ROLLED DOWN AFTER ALL THAT, AND THEN CHANGING THE ICONS AGAIN
WHO CODED THIS
SUCH A LUST FOR FUCKING AWFUL CODING
WHOOOOOOOOOO

>decide my organ/medical stuff is good enough for the serb
>update the serb
>sleeping kills you faster than a room of burning plasma
restoring from the backup i made before updating

>>48424542
u tried

What went wrong?

>>48425098
lungs don't work when you're sleeping

>>48424209
Emiko did kids

>>48425124
now thats a deep sleep

>>48424209
Remove kids please.
There's a reason no other server has them, and I think emiko abandoned d20.
Just go look at the rest of kid code, I'm sure you'll agree it needs purged.

Is this server autism and RP or just autism

>>48426683
Just autism.
>>48426533
This, please, kids make no sense in this game, and they're broken as hell and always have been.

>>48426683
There SHOULD be RP, but there really isn't outside of a few people, so it's just autism..

>only one player online
>he's ERPing with a braindead girl
dude lmao

>>48428017
screencap it

he must be humiliated for all eternity

>>48428502
shid,i should've that would've been great, I can tell you he was Alex Day being played by Gezza123

>>48428626
And the girl?