What would you do with a timestop spell /tg/?

>>48362999
I would vigorously hug the cutest girl I could find.

>>48362999
Get to work on time, and maybe steal a meal every now and again

>>48362999
sleep
forever if possible

>>48362999
Petty bullshit. Like swapping two people's left shoes mid-step. Or flipping someone 's dog upside down.

Or wait for someone to try to go upstairs, and keeping moving them back down to the bottom step. Then wait till they get exasperated and just take the elevator, then hit every button right before it closes.

Or put a flock of seagulls in front of someone.

>>48362999
Melt with you.

>>48362999

Acquire currency

>>48363233
Offensive actions break the time stop.

If I don't age during time stop:
Read every single book I can access.

If I do:
Fuck with some world leaders to gain power.

walk around naked

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>>48363274

>>48362999
Sell it for a Wish spell and bring back Harambe

>>48363273
>Or put a flock of seagulls in front of someone.
You monster

Redraw the pentagram on the demon's own stomach.

Steal a bunch of valuable, but nondescript goods.

>>48362999
honestly? Probably take lewd pictures of my cute friends.

>>48362999
Assuming I don't age any faster, I would travel the world and help people in desperate need, like Kenshiro. You know, people with kids who owe loan sharks money or things like that. I'd have to figure out how to make money though. I'd like to do it in the most honest way possible.

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Probably just use it to never miss deadlines.

Also some petty shit like spilling drinks and untying shoelaces.

I might start a collection of large bills stolen from celebrities, just because I could.

>>48363825
But OP has trips anon?

>>48362999

I'd put purple 2x4 lego bricks under every bare foot in the world.

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>>48363969
See I thought you would just rape kids or something, but this is way over the line.

>>48362999
Depends how long it lasts for I guess.

>>48362999
>Go to Casino
>Play Roulette
>Stop time just before the ball stops
>Place small bet on number
>Unfreeze time
>Win $36
>repeat

>>48364106
Why wouldn't you just steal cards out of a poker deck or look at other people's hands?

Roulette would be super easy to tell if someone was winning a lot, considering the odds are so small of actually getting it.

>>48364106
Don't win too many times in a row anon, lest the Casino Cops awaken.

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>>48362999
When shit hits the fan, I'd stop time to take a drink.
I mean I guess I could fuck up the enemy or solve the issue, but I need the me time more.

>>48364139
This.

Just play blackjack and timestop to look at the next few cards in the deck.

>>48362999
Given electronics probably don't work during stopped time, probably do petty work I can do by hand or sleep, depending on how long the time stopping 'lasted'.
Also fuck with people by yelling ZA WARUDO and then use the spell once or twice, just to say I did.
I'm petty like that.

>>48363287
Disregard women

>>48363969
Jokes on you, I'm immune to the purple ones

>>48362999
At first whole lot of basic fuckboy gags. Like taking someones beer and shaking it vigorously right before they open it.
I assume that would get old rather fast.

I'd try to find some way to use it to help people, but in a way that wouldn't be super noticeable. Like moving an incapacitated person closer to a door so the firemen can find them. Or pushing a person just enough out of the way that a car misses them barely.

Fill out Job Apps, Work on pell, get Necessities from the grocery store since that's a good chunk of my budget.

>>48364286
I'd yell Za Warudo, say I stopped time, but won't really do it. I'll then stop time without saying anything.

>>48365654
You are the most boring person who has ever lived.

>>48365696
I really am and I'm not even that bothered by it.

If it lasts for as long as we want? Sleep. I would get all the rest I have been neglecting because life takes time.

>>48362999
I'd gather some supplies, and then kidnap Trump, Clinton, Obama, Putin, Jinping, Kim Jong Un, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and Anita Sarkeesian simultaneously.

Then, I'd make ominous threats on the internet or something. I don't really have a plan afterwards. I might even let some go.But not Anita.

>>48362999
I would keep it a total secret at first. You know why?

When you can literally stop time, you no longer have an excuse to get shit in late. Any time you fail to do do something, it's because you either didn't care at all or were 100% negligent. "I was busy" or "something came up" are no longer options.
>Anon doesn't care about me. He could have stopped time to get a gift today, but he didn't even bother
>Anon, I asked for that report two hours ago. Time literally is not an issue for you anymore, so I don't want to hear it.
>Anon you can sleep during stopped-time. You can put in a few extra hours.
>Anon you never visit. You can visit literally whenever you want instantly, so fuck you for not wasting the equivalent of 10 hours of stopped-time to walk all the way over to my town.

People would constantly want me to do shit for them, and I'd be working all the time because people expect me to put in huge amounts of stopped-time for them. It would fucking suck. Yeah maybe I could save people from burning buildings or sleep more, but that would just create an expectation that I have to constantly be ready to drop everything and help people.

>>48366090
fallback: lie about limits of your power.

Say you can only stop it for so long in such a period of time and that you still age while time is stopped.

Alternatively, these things may in fact still be an issue for you.

OP really should have been more specific.

I mean, fuck, you know with a true time stop, you would NOT be able to move. You wouldn't be able to breathe. You can't do shit if everything is stopped. It gets worse if you're not stopped too.

>>48362999
Show people how USELESS they are.

Wouldn't moving while time is stopped fuck everything up? You're accelerating air molecules to literally infinite speed. Also, you shouldn't be able to see without moving, because the light doesn't even reach your eyes anymore.

Get ripped. Throw knives. Pose. Drop steamrollers on people. Exactly what you would expect.

>>48366090
>>48366129
Are you honestly assuming that if people met a guy who can actually stop time the first thing they'd do is hold it against him?

He can literally get away with anything and nobody could ever stop him. He'd not only become instantly famous, but he'd also probably have most people be afraid of him.

To go "Hey buddy why are you taking so long to get that report done" to the man who can STOP TIME is just so extremely absurd.

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>>48366210

>>48363825
thats not how you do that

>>48364232
Cause blackjack is rigged at casinoes and they'd instantly tell if you started winning more than they wanted you to.

>>48366272
Employers can be asses. Old company i worked at actually gutted the accounting department in favor if throwing what previously took 5 people to get done at a comptroller who was a numbers wiz. They gave him a shitty $5 raise for it and everything.
Suddenly this poor guy is pulling 4 hour overtime on average and the company is willing to pay that cause its still cheaper than 5 peoples worth of pay and insurance. They still chewed him out for late shit in both jobs as well. That guy could have crippled that company by quitting (in my state you can quit or be fired at anytime and not have to provide a reason unless one party calls it discriminatory) just as a HUGE contract came in or something and just walked out middle fingers still high. All that power and might in one man and you bet your ass he still wasn't paid what he was worth and still got his ass chewed out for not meeting his new expectations and occasionally for no reason "just to keep him on his toes.".
Tl;Dr employers are asses an their main job is to squeeze you so hard you don't even have pulp left.

>>48366210
>Also, you shouldn't be able to see without moving, because the light doesn't even reach your eyes anymore.

Interestingly, this actually isn't that big of a problem. If you are moving at 99.999999% the speed of light, then the time dilation factor essentially makes the world around you stand still. But light will STILL move at the speed of light relative to you.

Moving through the air would feel like moving through incredibly thick soup. You'd also heat the air to extreme temperatures for anyone around you.

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>>48366494
I dunno, he try making a few "token losses" and then win it big, another token loss, then 'cut his losses' then head to another casino and start roughly the same process over. This would probably be easier to do at Indian Casinos scattered around different states than in Las Vegas.

>>48366272
you'd be amazed how irrational some people might be. some might even outright try to blackmail you and think they can exploit your powers for their gain.

>>48362999
but as for me, if we a assume a no-limits, maximum bullshit time-stop power, I'd probably do a lot of the usual stuff: make sure I'm always on time for everything, always have anything and everything I need prepared, freeze time after being insulted to think up a perfect comeback to every insult, etc.

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what do you think

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>>48366641
>yfw you meet another time-stopper

>>48362999
Go on a killing spree. Combined with a sightseeing tour, because if you're going to purge the world of undesirables, you might as well enjoy the trip.

>>48363303
>Read every single book I can access.
This is good. Tab in and out of the time stop to socialize as normal, and it's great.

>>48366622
Nah. Blackjacks different than roullete. If you started winning when they wanted you to lose or vice versa they'd know somethings up.
Best case: you get out with your winnings but they probably won't like it if you came back and the casino fires the croupier.
Worst case: you leave without your winnings cause they know you're cheating and you're blacklisted from the local casinoes.

Going with indian ones might not be a good idea either. Any one you stop at that won't pick up your shit or won't oust you for it is a place you won't win shit at and any place, like mystic lake, where you could win big you'd have the same issue as any vegas run casino.
Best bet would be shit like poker or something thats more random or chancey and still you'd have to not get too lucky.

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>>48366683
>Killing them
>Not utterly humiliating them
>Not heading to the middle east, heading to the heart of ISIS territory, waiting until the Caliphate is giving a broadcasted speech then stuffing his mouth and hands with pork, putting a pig on his dick, and soaking him in pig's blood.
>Not catching time in a bottle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NnyVc8r2SM

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>>48366667

>>48366717
When did they make The Flash so slow?

>>48366717
Eh, I might do that for select individuals, but coming up with utter humiliation for millions of people is too much trouble.

>>48366738
To meet the required screen time for the actor.

>>48366760
They could just show him casually strolling through the cabine whistling a bit as he just grabs people one by one by the belts or shit before waltzing them to the lawn. Might even make the scene longer and you get the nice effect of all the previous victims to be watching the train tumble in its entirety.
It's lazy is what it is.

>>48363273
>Or wait for someone to try to go upstairs, and keeping moving them back down to the bottom step.
Go home Dio, you're drunk.

>>48366768
Also the various train car victims would he on that much longer as well if thats the case.

In a tabletop sense, I usually cast three spells in rapid succession and pointing at targets.
Like aiming a gun with timestop

>>48366772
>The Sisyphus Weight Loss program
Take fatties and put them at the bottom of a 20 story stairwell with the only door at the tippytop. Once they reach the top you send them back down in timestop mode and repeat as necessary. You could even bring them caloric intake specific meals since they wouldn't be able to get food other ways.

I would become the most lazyass Superhero imaginable.

I would never tell a soul.
And I would also use it to win bets and mess with people's heads. I will steal the president's shoe at every presidential press conference.

Eventually, I will return them, all at once at the end of term. While he's in it, preferably alone, sitting at his desk.

There's a certain appeal to driving a powerful man absolutely bonkers.

>>48363262
Right?

>>48366809
Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you the first Nudist Party President!

>>48366738
He gets faster.

1)Make bank
2)Whatever I damn well want
3)Steamrollers.

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>>48363273
>Or wait for someone to try to go upstairs, and keeping moving them back down to the bottom step.

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I'd actually use the power to improve myself depending on how it works. Although I wouldn't mind if I aged during it if I end up looking like pic related.

Read a ton of fucking books while time is stopped and increase my knowledge of all studies and probably work out like crazy à la DBZ style.

Once I've got the prep work done with I become the worlds dandiest man.

>>48366819
And lest you think I'd just drop them in some big pile in the middle of the executive office's seat. No no. I can stop time, I can be meticulous. The shoes will be artfully, dare I say, tastefully arranged, all over the executive office's desk.


I'd also join ISIS and play merry hell with the suicide bombers, maybe arrange their scattered bodyparts in the shape of a US flag when I'm done. I'd abduct the entire civillian population of North Korea, and inform their military relatives they will be safe, provided they bring me the head of Kim Jung Un, then sit back, watch the fire works.

I'd find muggers, replace their chosen weapons with amusing props such as candy canes, dildos, bubble wands, lollipops.

The ability to stop time, with sufficient patience, allows for infinite possibilities where trolling is concerned, and I would explore every single one.

>>48366887
You.. I like you

>>48366887
Thats grade A time fuckery right there though a word of caution: dildoes make great weapons believe it or not.

>>48366998
Do tell, good anon, how you came by this bit of information regarding the weaponisation of dildos?

>>48366998
>dildoes make great weapons believe it or not.

>>48358171

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>>48367034
/tg/

>>48367034
As children are wont to do i burgled my way into my parents bedchambers one autumn day and therein did i find a most peculiar toy of sorts.
I proceeded to use my new found weapon in the ensuing 3pm battle for the Crown that bears the title King of the Hill.
Many a tooth was knocked loose and many a funcussions were had by all but me.

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>>48367064
So basically this

>>48367084
Yes though the acne faded with age.

>>48362999
Honestly, I would probably only use it when in dire need of a few hours of sleep or to complete a deadline. I assume you would still age in timestop and so overusing it would lead to you living less time in realspace if you spend time in stopspace

>>48362999
Read all the books, write until I actually got good at it, learn everything I want to learn.

Then spend the rest of my life fulfilled and successful.

Get ripped and practice my art.

>>48365924
Putin's a judoist, he may kick someone's ass after unfreeze

>>48367678
From what we've seen he's not great and has balance issues. He IS an older fellow though so he has an excuse.

>>48366129
So if you flip a switch and turn time off, you won't be able to breathe?

I guess either way, you're a casualty.

>>48362999
Catch Time and put it to justice for its crimes

>>48367991
You want to put the world's best doctor in jail? Time heals all wounds!

>>48367969
Well technically if you moved with time stopped you'd be accelerating yourself beyond the speed of light for any movement and thus the relative speed of air you'd inhale would also be beyond light speed. You'd basically turn yourself and the local atmosphere into pure radiation in literally no time. This would be bad.

>>48368006
I have a bum leg from middleschool that hasn't gotten any better and i know a former welder with arc burns on his retinas as well! We demand Time have his Doctorate and Medical License revoked and we are bringing him to trial on malpractice charges from several million people!

>>48368100
Look, time is just a really busy guy. He's booked out, but will probably get to your problem in about 1300 years. He just doesn't have the time right now.

>>48362999
I would stop time, OP.

Depends on the constraints. How long can I stop time for? What are my limitations on interacting with others in the stopped time?
There are many questions.

>>48368119
Then he makes false marketing claims saying he can heal all wounds when he factually can't and we'll just add that to the list of charges.

>>48366622
>some might even outright try to blackmail you and think they can exploit your powers for their gain.

If people found out you had time stop powers, you would be killed. Someone would see you as a threat, and if they didn't think they could control you, they would have you killed.

>>48366806
How are you going to carry their fat ass down the stairs?

>>48366806
Why not just use reverse escalators? And maybe attack dogs for motivation.

What if you die in the time stop?

>>48368171
It'd be really hard to determine someone's ability to stop time, and further it would be really hard to kill them if they knew they were at any risk.
Pretty much the only way would be a sniper who can somehow determine their location before they have any idea that they're threatened. And that's only if they move through public places without stopping time to begin with.
A time stopper who knows a threat to their life is after them? Is probably several thousand miles away in two realtime seconds starting a new life with a haircut.

>>48368255
Time ends. The universe is over. Everyone just packs up and leaves.

>>48368260
>Pretty much the only way would be a sniper

Poison
kill him in his sleep (unless he can timestop sleep... man, that'd be pretty great).

>>48368186
I'd probably install a freight elevator and just push them in. If you look at timestop things weight and inertia seem to be a non-issue as you can apply a LOT of force in a comparatively short amount of time.
>>48368201
Cause i like the visual aspect of getting closer to your goal and the motivation will from not wanting to die in a 20 story deep pit.

>>48368294
>Poison
How the flipping fuck would you control what a time stopper eats, they probably steal their meals from a mcdonalds rack

>>48368358
Different anon. I lik expensiveish food so i'd probably just pick pocket a few hundred and go to a nice place like a good steakhouse that refuses to cook steaks beyond medium rare or a good brewery or maybe that one meat place with the name I can't pronounce. Either way it takes my towns food options from something that takes 5 years to experience if you went to a different place every day for dinner to maybe 30 options.

>>48366717
I really liked the quicksilver scene, but the flash one just looks fucking terrible imo

Learn, read, train hug and cuddle with qt girls

>>48368475
Because it is. That whole show is shit and gets by on things that occasionally look passable and thus in comparison to the rest make it look great.

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I guess I would rob and get rid off all the terrible criminals and shit.

I would also fuck with people, and never reveal my power because that is fucking mongoloid.

>>48368480
>how to get STI's in literally no time at all

>>48362999
I'd use it to always be on time at work!

>>48366667
Is that UQ Holder? Jesus what have I missed since I've been away from it!?

>>48368854
Nah. Thats Busou Renkin.

>>48364106
>Not dropping a $100 chip on the winning number

keep it a secret and never use it because if physics apply at all I'd literally destroy the planet by time stopping to slap someone.

>>48368914
Well you wouldn't destroy the planet. You'd probably just wipe the local town off the map and irradiated the local area and burn a good mile or so past that.

>>48368566
I'd cuddle them, not fuck them. Unless there's STI that are transmitted through cuddling I don't see the problem.

Rape the Dukane family line. Again.

>>48369003
Almost all STI's transfer through some form of touch and half are simply skin to skin contact. It's why 90% of frequent club goers have herpes despite only half claiming to have sex from people they meet at clubs.
It's why a lot of stores are legally required to have those disposable toilet seat covers.

>>48368566
>not cleaning your dick off while all the viruses are time stopped

Start a thread asking for ideas of what I could do with my newfound power.

>>48362999
Travel across the earths to slap OP in the face

>>48369020
huh. I always thought that SEXUALLY TIs need some form of SEXUAL contat to be transmitted.

>>48368260
Then you lose all benefits of making your power known to the world, anyway.

>>48368294
It's really not hard if the timestopper isn't utterly paranoid, just kill him before he can react or in a manner he won't notice until it's too late.

Just shooting him from behind with an automatic weapon should do it. Even if he timestops after getting shot, he'll die from the bullet wounds.
Any slow acting poison that can't be effectively treated if not caught before it shows symptoms.
Radiation poisoning.
Sniping.
A bomb from close enough.
Just shanking their cracka ass when they're not expecting a threat, if you're quick about it.

Really though, the gold standard would be booby-trapping their personal effects or dwelling in some way that they're fucked even if time is stopped. Hook the power grid into their doorknob. Contact poison on their porno. Fill their block with uranium dust. Slow-acting gas.

Really though, the paranoid time-stopper's first and best line of defense is never ever letting anybody ever know they can stop time.

>>48368973
Actually he would be wiping everything within a 50 mile circle and probable quadruple that in whatever direction he was slapping.

>>48368879
My fear is Cameras. A single chip suddenly in frame is easy to miss. $100 worth of chips appearing would look strange

>>48368870
Is it worth reading? I've heard differing opinions about it.

>>48369166
There are $100 chips.

>>48365924
>Trump, Clinton, Obama, Putin, Jinping, Kim Jong Un, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, and Anita Sarkeesian
One of these things, is not like the others. One of these thing, doesn't belong

>>48369101
You could end up in a really shitty situation, though, if you don't kill the time stopper fast enough. Imagine if time just stays stopped for eternity if he dies while timestopped.

>>48369166
>>48369191
Why not just bet on a number and move the ball? Or even easier a color.

>>48369196
I know, right?

Trump isn't even the President yet.

>>48369196
I say Kanye. He's the only one that's NOT dangerous in some form to the general public.

>>48366229
This is the only true answer

>>48369248
that's probably the way to go

Fuck someone while time stopped, get pregnant, get abortion, cry and put blame on the guy, prove with semen and child DNA sample, and get tons of cash.

Preferably rich and influential guys who are afraid of being exposed.

>>48369248
Everyone is looking at the ball, more so than the table.

Assuming that I don't age, build a stairway to the Moon. I've got forever, I can take breaks. When I'm done, I'll haul up all the stuff I need for a Moonbase.

>>48369021
I'd assume shit you come into contact to on the molecular level would also become like you elsewise food, air, light, biological processes, etc. would be fucked. So if we talking shit like that than bacterial transference would be a thing just like seeing, hearing, and breathing would.

>>48369364
...why aren't you guys just taking people's wallets if you want cash?

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>>48369332
>Being able to ejaculate while frozen in time

>>48364106
Can tell you scrubs don't fucking GAMBLE. They stop all bets as the ball gets on its final loop around. Fucking plebs.

>>48369386
Because there's a major difference between Taking a Casino for thousands and stealing money from hard working folks

>>48369064
Nah. Just that be a primary way. Hell people with herpes birth children with herpes, you use a toilet seat and they're in a contagious stage then you touch that toilet? Congrats herpes and genital warts spread that way as well. Only shit like AIDS that dies fairly quickly from air exposure is purely sexual in transmition and like i said earlier only halfish have that flaw.

>>48369400
Right, but they never actually see you put a chip down. As far as they're concerned you placed the chip beforehand

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Stopped time sounds scary as fuck; no ambience, no movement, nothing. I'm not religious, but the thought of being the only human unaffected would make me fear that I just threw a spotlight onto myself.

I still jerk off to the idea of stopping time to get a quick lay, but the thought of time resuming abruptly would deter me from attempting it without safeguards.

>>48369181
Eh. It's fun to read and it gets weird but it goes places often times without explanation and it occasionally has "down periods" for a good bit that just do nothing but fill otherwise empty air.

>>48369415
They never saw who put the chip down, so they're not paying anybody for that chip.

>>48369401
What is it?

>>48362999
ok, honestly:
steal and make money
be a perv but not rapist
steal more

generally do whatever the fuck i want i guess. money, food and sex. Eventually I'll get bored and figure out something way bigger to do like, idk, get buff, timestop the world and just carry people to places they've always wanted to be.

>>48369407
Why did my phone autocorrect "thats a" to "that be a"?
I want ebonics and piratese to stop being a thing.

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>>48369181
I haven't read the manga, but the anime was fun if not really that well written. Very over the top and silly.

Be prepared for a lot of speedo shots, though.

>>48369433
Listen, when 7 people are placing chips all over the board you just hide a chip under a pile of someone elses. They'll just assume you put it the prior to spinning

>>48362999
Murder the shit out of a lot of degenerates, orchestrate the greatest international simultaneous mosque bombing spree in history, deface and then destroy the kabbah, steal a shitload of money from banks, poison the water supply of the American "urban youth" population, sleep in timestop whenever I'm tired, and probably set up a few dead-man switched nukes for insurance.

>>48369427
Always carry a knife, ballgag, and be strong enough to carry victims to an alleyway.
Problem solved.
Does blood flow in timestop?

>>48369415
Idiot the guy running the table HAS to know who bet what before the betting ends. Poor ass plebs never had a week of partying hard in Vegas I guess.

>>48369477
Papillon is the real highlight of the show.

>>48369485
Those are the basic safeguards. No wacky office shenanigans.

>>48369509
Ballgags are all anyone needs to prevent moans from leaving your basic office room. Trust me. Just avoid cubicle shit.

>>48362999
Acquire currency, set myself up for life, and start ludicrous urban legends or impossible heists to stave off boredom.

>>48362999
At first, I'd be a petty asshole and fuck with people, then probably use it to help people once I got bored of that.

>>48366586
>become god
>worry about boss

anon come on now. in the time it would take for him to blink you could destroy every single person's life on the planet.

Stop time.

>>48369515
It's getting them out that's the trouble.

>>48369563
I never said it was smart just that a boss won't care if you got this power nor would he fear you. You're under him according to the job place so he's going to yell at you and exploit your assets like he would anyone else.

>>48369575
Out of what? The office? Ballgag keeps them quite and if you've never tried office BDSM shit like triple layered and twisted scotch tape makes good rope and any pillow can be cut into a blindfold.

>>48369579
Why would you keep working with this power? You could get away with anything you wanted to, including the murder of that asshole boss.

>>48369579
what boss's do you know? If i looked and showed off my time stop power to my boss he'd probably fear me.

>>48369599
Several major corps and construction. I suppose the larger the op the less of a shit they give.
>>48369593
We're already assuming you're an idiot and are still employed just by asking the question.

>>48369660
>has the power of time essentially making you a small/slight god
>corporation doesn't care and wants to use you

i mean i can see it but, it feels, blasphemous.

>>48369390
Fuck them while they sleep.

Did that to my ex quite often, just to mess with him. Do it gently enough and most guys wont actually wake up, and if they do, finish them anyway and time stop out. They'll assume it was a wet dream.

>>48368255
Absolutely nothing.

>>48369678
It's not, Its how they work. I knew a guy who solely hired people who seemed lazy for clerical work because he knew they'd find the easiest way to do the most minimal amount of work which meant they did shit quickly to avoid "overworking" themselves so they could sit around all day. Any "gift" you have a corp will find a way to exploit or will attempt to even if it seems shit. Hell that same guy purposefully trained a person wrong cause he knew that guy would eventually be promoted past him which isn't unusual either as the higher you get in corporate the more people will be against you cause they like having jobs.

>>48369787
man, that sounds awesome.

>>48369435
Taking money from a casino doesn't hurt people. Taking someone's only way to get lunch is.

>>48369715
Fuck you. My old gf did that shit and every damn time it gave me nightmares shortly before waking. Worse nights sleep and I didn't get worthwhile sex out of it even.
Now i got a hair trigger for sounds, bed movement, and my own movement that shoots me awake when sleeping. Had to buy a fucking foam mattress and blackout curtains for it just to sleep. $4000 dollars. Fuck. You.

Activate my disguise and escape the guards.

What happens if I accidentally die while I've stopped time? Have I ended existence? I wouldn't want to risk that.

If I had limited use, steal diamonds and cash.

Unlimited use, well, above plus a whole bunch of other shit.

>>48366129
You also wouldn't be able to see unless you were moving forward.

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Fist a red head.

>>48369820
Probably hurts the janitor at that casino.

>>48369857
How the fuck are you dying while time is stopped nigga

>>48363401
#dicksoutforharambe

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>>48369823
That's because you got raped anon.

There is a reason it's called rape if you are asleep and can't consent... you got raped again and again.

>>48370076
Well shit. It's nowhere near as bad as those college chicks paint it as if thats the case.

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>>48370225
Best piece of fanmade TM-related media ever made.

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>>48362999
Troll everyone

>>48369003
>Unless there's STI that are transmitted through cuddling I don't see the problem.
There is it's called love

>>48370402
I want this STI.

>>48362999
I'd genuinely use it to get more sleep. Maybe take the stress out of stressful situations, or just fuck with people by doing my entire day's workload and then dicking around at my desk, just so I can rub it in my boss's face.

Maybe I'd quit my job after that and steal a little money for myself. Not much. Just enough to live, probably barely above minimum wage.

Wait, do I age normally while time is stopped?

>>48369823
Lol, he thought it was weird but funny.

Seems like someone is triggered

>>48370648
t. unrepentant rapist

Steal an entire building

>>48369593
>You could get away with anything you wanted to, including the murder of that asshole boss.
Maybe I don't want to spend every moment of real-time looking over my shoulder and being spooked by shadows, in case the cops finally caught up with me. Maybe I want to lead a relatively quiet life near my friends so I can have something to look forward to on weekends.

>>48370770
>stop time
>walk to the next country over
>steal a shitton of money
>walk back

>>48370770
You can stop time. The cops, by definition, cannot catch up with you.

When you can stop time, most of what you do has no consequences.

I'd set fire to people's hair.

>>48370518
You really don't anon. It has an almost non-existent incubation and prodromal period but the actual illness stage is so infectious it changes your brain chemistry permanently to almost require more of it to function properly just before hitting the short decline stage and into the convalescence stage where it is itself almost non-existent. You'll crave it like crack but never get any and it leaves you a tattered wreck. Trust my i work with these types all day everyday.

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>>48370766
You're thinking small time

I will stop time, and I will steal the White House. I will literally dismantle it piece by piece, and rebuild it in the middle of the australian outback. I will steal the president. He will wonder why it's suddenly so hot, he will spin his presidential chair so that he can look out of his presidential window, and he will see Ayers Rock on the horizon.

For my next trick, I will steal the population of the Falkland Islands. I'll get a few hundred boats with no fuel and I'll hide them at a random coordinate in the middle of the ocean with enough food and water to last a few weeks, and then I will ransom them to the rest of the world. Do I need the money? Of course not.

After that, I will probably steal the electricity of NYC. All of it. I will send New York back to the dark ages. Maybe all the gas, too? I don't think people appreciate their modern conveniences enough. No cars, no electricity. No cellphones, no internet, no electrical lightning. I'll give it all back after a week.

I have been given the power of a god, and I will not be a benevolent god. I will be an asshole trickster god of the worst fucking variety. I will screw with people on such a vast scale that they will start to commit suicide when they realise how little control they have over their lives.

AND THE ROPE WILL SNAP, BECAUSE I CUT THROUGH IT WHILE TIME WAS STOPPED.

>>48369281
That's the point, he'll make a killer album while he's in captivity.

>OP image

What would you do if you had a MtF spell /tg/?

>>48370130
The most surprising thing about the statistics is that there are apparently enough colleges standing in Liberia to get a sample size.

>>48371298
Masturbate.

>>48371298
Be the little girl.
>>48371333
And this, obviously.

>>48371298
See what rape is like in a girl on girl situation rather than man on girl.
See how people take me walking around without a shirt on now and compare it.
See what this whole horse riding thing is now that i'm properly equipped to enjoy it.
Various other sexually related things.

>>48367991
This reminds me of a Tuvan folk tale: the story of the orphan boy, Oskus-Ool and his marriage to oNE of the daughters of the Sky God. At the start of the story, he's hired by a rich khan to harvest some grain from his ten fields before the sun sets. He's halfway done with the last field when the sun begins to set. He begs and pleads for the sun to wait until he's finished, but his pleas are ignored. He is then whipped and beaten by the Khan for failing at his task. Later in the story, he travels to the palace of the Sky God in the clouds. The Sky God owns the Sun and the Moon, which he keeps chained up with heavenly chains that he uses to walk them like a dog in the sky each day and night. Oskus-Ool gets his revenge on the Sun, grabbing the chains and dragging it roughly over mountaintops so that it gets all rubbed-out and turns red. The Sky God gets pretty pissed, but Oskus-Ool doesn't really give a shit. He's probably my favorite folk hero.

>>48369820
>Taking the casino's dirty money.
>Not taking the customer's money.
>The casino takes the customer's money.
>Taking the casino's dirty money.

>>48366196
USELESS USELESS USELESS!

>>48371072
You should rebuild the White House out of lego.

oh hey, my fetish

>>48371072
I'd like to say I'm a decent person, but if I was given such a blatantly overpowered ability I would probably turn into a complete prick as well.

>>48371780
Basically it's a more powerful Ring of Gyges.

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>>48371567
>>48366196

>>48371072
If you steal all the power in New York, you kill all the people who rely on electrical hospital equipment for life support.

>>48371974
And? Its like peanut allergies, if you can't live when some measley little issue comes along why the fuck are we letting you live? Are you so fucked you can't breathe on your own like a fucking newborn? Why the fuck are we wasting cash on you again?

>>48371298
Offer hassle-free instant sex change to mtfs. Make all the money.

>>48371995
Edgy bait. Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry nice, Shiza-chan!!!

>>48362999
How many times/how regularly can I cast it.
How long can the timestop last?

If we are loose on the restrictions I.e. can cast it some 5 times per day and freeze time for a whole day then I'd abuse it for pranks, peeping , robbing banks and infiltrating locations to spy or set up spying gear.

>>48362999
Indulge my burnout-level pornography addiction while actually having a normal life.

>>48370264
Finish Black Lagoon goddamn it.

Procrastinate forever. Spend years at a time in timestop reading, playing video games and watching junky television.

>>48363262
Pretty much this.

If the spell could only be dispelled by some conscious action by me then I simply let the spell continue on forever until I died and leave the world behind in a state of permanent suspension

>>48362999
Depends how long it lasts, and if I age during it. If it's effectively indefinite, and I don't age during it? I'd use it for relaxation purposes. Probably also for voyeurism. Short and ages me? Emergencies only.

>>48370683
Whatever, pussy. You are lying naked with someone in a bed, being weirded out by having sex makes you sound like a silly little gay, who jumped into the wrong cane.

>>48372258
Not that guy, but don't fuck with my sleep.
This includes not fucking in sleep.

>>48363290
so men cannot use Time Stop around feminists?

>>48372054
I'm actually being serious though. If you're so fucked medical that you have to be hooked up to machines to live your prognosis is literally the amount of months you can survive like that. That's basically torture.
Beyond that shit like peanut allergies or say hemophilia is genetic and if you have it your kids would, 50% for the allergies and 100% for hemophilia. At best you should be neutered or at worst killed just to prevent that shit. Even attempting to give that to a child should be considered abuse and is extraordinarily terrible and short sighted.
It's like people with AIDS having kids and they just sit there trying to justify their horrible fucking decision.

>>48362999
Do all the shit mentioned in this thread to some accepatble targets like ISIS, except for the rapey stuff.

On the other hand...
>>48371298
Turn ISIS into chicks. I'll start with their leaders while they're live. If they manage to overcome their absurd levels of sexism and stay organized, transform them and steal their money, let the Kurds have some fun.
If they loose their leaders because they won't listen to women, keep transforming any new head that arises and instill infighting. Watch the thing burn until I get bored, then transform the rest anyway.

Go to anime convention dressed as dio after getting a god tier body in time stop mode.

Yell ZA WARUDO and do something to fuck with them

Watch them lose their composure.

Super power that's pretty hard to detect? Sounds like a perfect chance to be a super hero, especially with how OP time stop is.

This is a very useful power for me as a "trial lawyer" (scare quotes because I don't actually go to trial that much

Never miss a filing deadline

No problem making my billables

Able to stop time and process things when you get thrown for a loop during cross examination

Don't have to memorize your closing argument. Just pause yime, look at your notes, and continue talking

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>>48372342
>literally god
>still work a job

>>48372342
I think time reversal is FAR far useful than time stop for you.

>>48371974
Of all the things wrong with what I would do if I could stop time, THAT is your moral objection? That the hospitals would lose power?

>>48362999
If I don't age while in the time stop - study all the things, build great wonders and develop new ideas to advance mankind.

If I do age in the time stop - kill people. Not just any random people, more of a targeted ethnic cleansing to advance mankind.

Because I would want to make a difference and when you're on short deadline it's much faster to destroy than to create.

>>48372360
But I like being a lawyer. It's pretty fun.

>>48372364
This is true. For one, I could go back in time and stop my clients from doing whatever stupid shit caused them to have to hire me in the first place. I could also redo arguments until I find one that works.

>>48372521
I don't think erasing the demand for your services is a good buisness strategy.

>>48372521
>I could go back in time and stop my clients from doing whatever stupid shit caused them to have to hire me in the first place.
NO, you just perfect your case and just save scum your way through every case.

Come on, you are lawyer, think more shark like, less sheep. Sheeps have necks, sharks don't. Necks are bad because you look back with necks

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>>48362999
Assuming time stop affects items not directly touching me, I could arrange for assassinations easily.

>trump, sanders, clinton, et al are stopped
>crossbow loaded in my hands
>aim and fire at their eyes
>as soon as the bolt leaves the crossbow, time freezes the bolt midair
>reload and aim at other eye
>repeat with 90% of Congress
>keep going....taking out 90% of state congresses
>demolish the governors of all the states...maybe leave a few alive and panicked
>do the same for the ATF because they don't do shit anyway
>set up nuclear detonation for the CIA/NSA data mining center, set for one second after I stop touching it
>unfreeze time when I finally get back home
>police can't do shit
>can't ban guns because it was crossbow bolts
>laws can't get drafted to do anything because all the lawmakers are fucking dead
>almost nobody left to do anything other than continue daily life
>watch as media scrambles to figure out what caused all these people to suddenly sprout crossbow bolts from their faces
>laugh maniacally
>freeze time again to rob the Fed printing press just after the bills were cut
>unfreeze and deposit into banks in the caymans
>continue working at my shitty job just to keep up appearances
>start fucking with my bosses by pissing into their coffee mugs just before it touches their lips
>mfw all of it goes to plan and I get to witness it first-hand

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>>48372620
Don't cut yourself from the edge, man

>>48372585
A lot of my work is advising people to avoid future problems. That's why people get lawyers to draft their contracts and help set up corporations.

>>48372591
That's really too much work for anything except for big cases. It would be way more useful for "stealing" multi-billion dollar class actions:

>Observe a big class action
>Go back in time and build the class yourself
>Use the same arguments used by the class counsel in the previous, now alternate history
>Make billions of dollars off of someone else's work that they did on a time line that now no longer exists

Is that sharky enough for you?

>>48362999
Acquire a realistic-looking monster costume, walk around after dark with time stopped, stand in front of random people, unstop time and roar menacingly, stop time again.

Exchange all of ISIS' and the taliban's water supplies with vodka.

Make it look like every politician in the world peed themselves during public events.

Rearrange things on CEO's desks.

Get all the sleep.

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>>48372591
>Necks are bad because you look back with necks

>>48372657
A lot of other people ITT took care of Isis for us. I just took care of our government. Don't you want to be free?

>>48372620
Found the edgy anarchist.

>>48372709
>wanting the plebs to be free
>muh liberty
How's summer going, lad?

>>48362999
Freeze time so that I can paint my models perfectly.

Put up (((le happy merchant))) flyers everywhere.

Tie people's shoelaces together.

>>48372709
Well, yeah, but it's the work that sets you free, or spiritual enlightenment, certainly not some random acts of anarchy.

>>48372709
While America is still trying to figure out what happened they would be invaded or given a puppet government.

But of course that is so much better than having an American government.

If I had time stop I'd bring every leader of a country into a sealed room. I want to see what happens. Also which leaders will be sacrificed first to feed the rest.

>>48372856
Gutentag mein komerade

So what I'm basically getting from this thread is that people who can stop time would rape, steal and murder, but most of all they would use their godlike power to be petty cockbites to everybody.

>>48372684
>Is that sharky enough for you?
sure, buttshark. I approve

>>48372874
The good ones at least channel their pettyness to fuck with ISIS.

>>48372874
Again, Ring of Gyges.

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>>48372874
With great power comes great abuse.

I will definitely say that unless my superpower involved protections from hidden snipers I will not be doing heroic shit.

>>48372860
So just expand it to every world government.

I would also like to explore sentinel island and find out what the hell is there.

>>48372874
Think of it this way; using your power to make the world a utopia (or dystopia) would eliminate human agency and freedom overall.

The only moral thing to do with this power is petty pranks and trite crime

>>48372620
>can't ban guns
>crossbows are considered rifles in 43 states

>>48372915
>anarchists think this a good idea
Please don't.

>>48372921
By definition they aren't rifles.

Being that they lack barrels, rifling, etc.

>>48372945
And by law they're considered to be rifles regardless

>>48367969
Heh.

>>48372973
What law even applies anymore?

Also, I'd love some sauce on the 43 states considering them rifles.

>>48372937

I don't get anarchists. Do they really not expect a form of government to arise out of anarchy, or do they just want to repeatedly smash it to pieces every time it does?

>>48373053
It's the go to philosophy for people who don't know anything.

They think just because something is bad now, It must be purged and burnt to the ground with no back up plans on how to build it back up.

>>48373053
>>48373113
It all stems from them thinking that coercion is absolutely bad in all situations.

Therefor, dae le taxes are theft free the people!

>>48373053
Some men just want to watch the world burn

>>48363303
If I don't age in the time stop, I'd use it to get all the sleep I need, wake up, and shower without needing to rush.

>>48372910
This. Why risk death for such little payback?

>>48372464
>Targeted ethnic cleansing
Rothchilds are who you want, problem is they're fucking impossible to catch out in the open.

>>48373113
>It's the go to philosophy for people who don't know anything.
Or people who don't like the status quo, can't think of anything better, and optimistically believe that new system raised from the ash of the old one will be improvement somehow.

>>48373053
I can't speak for true anarchists, but as a minarchist I believe that the only morally permissible government is the one whose only function is to use force to protect the fundamental rights of its constituents. Using force to deter crime and punish criminals or resist a foreign invasion is okay, but using force to require someone to grow corn instead of wheat or to label their product in a certain way is not.

The theory is that government gets its power from the people, so it can only legitimately do that which its citizens can permissibly do themselves. An individual is morally entitled to use force to protect themselves or their property, but has no moral right to demand money from their neighbor to pay for their own hospital bills. Consequently, the same goes for the government.

Of course, an obvious issue with this philosophy is how we define what counts as a fundamental right.

>>48373053
Honestly, most of the self proclaimed anarchists I've met are not the "BURN IT ALL" types, but, more like hippies who want to seem edgy. Alot of them are idealists who honestly believe people are innately good and can get along, but it's the system and the power it grants some that corrupts.

So yeah, angry and naive.

>>48373227

I'm not sure that's compatible with moral relativism.

>>48373227
Fundamental rights don't exist, and even if they did, requiring someone to grow corn or to label something could be interpreted as force to prevent harm, whether it be present, future, or hypothetical.

In any case, limiting the government to the power of the people is antithesis to the very concept of government.
How can the people be governed if their sovereign is not superior to them, or limited in the same ways?

>>48373216
So what do the absurdly wealthy old money families do? Do they really never need to go outside?

>>48373324
Well, less not going out side and never being outside a estate, private jet, or private island.

>>48373324
Why would you go outside? Thats where poor people are. Now leave me to my fucking atmopsherically controlled, day/light replicated, germless, and animalless underdome that naturally simulates nature.

>>48373301
>Fundamental rights don't exist

And yet, practically every system of moral philosophy is incapable of escaping the idea of fundamental rights, even if they call them something else and arrive at them by different means. But I do admit that it's the most obvious weakness in my framework. They're notoriously hard to define, but there are a few that virtually everyone agrees on.

>In any case, limiting the government to the power of the people is antithesis to the very concept of government.

Not so. A state is an entity with a monopoly on the use of force in a geographical area. My minimalist government will still have that monopoly, which is used exclusively to protect the rights of its citizens.

Honestly, with time stop powers I would become Earth's new ruler. Just use it to blackmail and stuff till the entire world was under my control. Then i would start to try to shape humamity into my ideal society amd simply murder anyone who doesn't comply. Even if it meant murdering till humanity numbered only in the tens of thousands. Basically I'd be the God-Emperor but worse.

>>48373456
Virtually everyone agrees on god being a thing but that doesn't make it a tangible thing. Before you get butthurt no i'm not dissuading religion just that the vast majority of people can believe in something but that doesn't make it a thing.
The vast majority of humans can agree that freedom is a fundamental unalienable right but that won't necessarily stop someone over in africa making a child soldier suicide bomb a base or sweatshop workers suddenly quitting their jobs or prostitutes from not taking marks.
Just because people REALLY want something to be real doesn't instantly make it real.

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>>48362999
Become the world's greatest thief, no one would be able to stop me. Everything would be open to me.

>>48364147
I time stop away with my money.

I also remove their clothes.

>>48366604
>But light will STILL move at the speed of light relative to you
yeah but it will be so far blue-shifted into gamma rays that you are blind AND Irradiated

>>48368255
It can be assumed that you never return and time continues as normal.

You just dissapeared.

>>48373604
But fundamental rights exist precisely because people widely agree that they exist. "Fundamental rights" are a concept, not an actual object or entity. That's why people agreeing that a chair (or perhaps a God) exists does not make it actually exist, but the same cannot be said for fundamental rights. My conception of fundamental rights, as opposed to the concept of Natural rights espoused by Paine and the like, exist because of consensus. So we can imagine a world in which a right to free chocolate is a fundamental right. But that's not our world, at least for now.

>>48373456
>And yet, practically every system of moral philosophy is incapable of escaping the idea of fundamental rights,
Without the sword, they are but words.

Call them entitled or human rights if you wish, but do not call them fundamental rights if they can be trampled and oppressed.

The only fundamental right anyone has in the state of existing is the ability to think; nothing more or less.

>>48373797
Then you're intentionally confusing people, anon. Fundamental rights have the connotation of being inalienable and the product of solely being human

>>48369715
Lol rape.

>>48373808
The sword is government. That's why government is necessary in the first place. In fact, it's the only reason government should exist. I'm not sure how your framework in which the only right is to think processes morality, but in my framework, the violation of a fundamental right is a moral wrong that is to be prevented or corrected by the individual or the state.

>>48362999
Does it come with a dubstep fart noise combined with the sound of ticking clocks slowing down?

>>48373844
I apologize. My intention was not to confuse. I call them fundamental rights to differentiate them from the theory of natural rights. Perhaps a more fitting name would be "consensus rights"?

>>48373844
>Then you're intentionally confusing people
That's the point. When enough people believe something true, it's usually almost as good as if it actually were true. At least when we're talking social and cultural things. Laws of physics won't be tricked as easily.

>>48372870
>Guten Tag, mein Kamerad.
berichtigte das für dich

>>48373891
Wrong, the only fundamental right anyone has is to think.
If you cannot think, you do not exist; thought is necessary to existence, and thus fundamental.

There can be rights other than fundamental rights, however.

Also, the government is far more useful than just protecting rights, for example, developing national infrastructure and basic services.

>>48373924
Just "rights" or "citizens rights" could work.

>>48373936
This anon gets it

>>48373942
Jawhol, schnell schnitzel mein furher.

>>48370348
Holy compression artifacts Batman!

>>48373963
You should probably go back and read the chain of posts you quoted. I explain my definition of "fundamental rights", which clearly differs from yours, and also that the whole discussion of fundamental rights arose in the context of arguing for a minimalist government.

>>48374008
>Jawhol, schnell schnitzel mein furher.
Trollen Sie sich gefälligst statt hier herum zu trollen!

>>48373963
So what if i lobotomize you? Now you can't think but according to the government you still exist and are still taxable and someone has to pay for your medical bills to boot. Beyond that most places won't even let you die. Now something bigger and stronger than you are is directly denying an "unalienable right" with vastly less people behind it than those that believe in said right. Sure i might go to jail but the system will work their asses off to keep you alive and ticking despite what your consensus says.

>>48374056
Ich spreche kein Deutsch , also ich bin mit Google Translate . Bitte nicht hassen mich!

>>48373173
But wouldn't timestop stop the flow of water? I'm assuming everything but the use and objects acted on by the user remain perfectly still.

>>48374056
müssen wir eine Zukunft für meine Frau des Sohnes zu sichern.

>>48362999
Stop motion. Zombie. Apocalypse.

>>48373797
>ITT a lolbercuck defends the degenerate preferences of normies as the basis for law
Lol vape nation bro, love is free!

>>48374075
Except that now "I" don't exist.
Whatever poor, crippled ego is inhabiting my body is most certainly not me, even if it has my name and face.
By removing my ability to think, you have destroyed my ego, you have destroyed me, albeit you have replaced it.

>>48374235
Smale scale of course.

Depends on how crazy I wanna be about it.

>>48374259
Minarchist, actually. Do you have a cute nickname for minarchist as well?

>>48374263
Oh great. It's an anon has a "soul" episode again. We're already established we're going by absolutes. Just because one part of your brain is gone doesn't mean you stop being you or your brain stops running the show. A stroke patient is still themselves even if the ego is damaged and so is a bulletwound victim who only remembers small memories when the stars align. Just because you find this truth personally distasteful doesn't change the fact from what they are.

>>48374301
>I'm no lolbercuck, I'm a lolbercvck!
>look at my sparkly tiara and watch as I fellate Tyrone for the kike pornographer!
>love is free and so is your body, vape nation lol

>>48374347
>implying ego == soul
>implying a lobotomy isn't such a grievous break of continuity that you can do anything but consider before and after to be separate individuals

>>48374363
I'm going to interpret that as a "no."

>>48374363
(((you)))

>>48372874
Well, just steal, but yes.
Think of it this way: you are one guy. You will not be able to enact any major change without allying yourself with a group over which you will have little control.
To enact change using this power otherwise, you need dosh. The quickest way to get dosh using this power is to steal, since you'll be able to do so with absolute impunity as long as you're careful about leaving clues.

>>48374405
>just trust in the market, bro, Dr. Goldstein says it's got the cure for all your ills
>Speaking of which, I can hook you up with some X if you want. You know your little sister is HOOKED on that shit, and to think she used to be such a straightedge bitch
>selling drugs to a 10 year old girl is wrong? Nonsense, a product's a product and a sale's a sale!
>Besides, Dr. Goldstein gives me points on the package!

All you degenerates will be in cozy little mass graves soon enough.

>>48374397
So what you're saying is these "unalienable rights" aren't so unalienable or strict. There are ways around them that wholly refute your way of doing things.

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>>48374056
Müsste da nicht ein Komma zwischen 'gefälligst' und 'statt'?

>>48374672
Gut möglich. Ich gebe offen zu, Kommasetzung ist nicht meine Stärke. Die Regeln für Zeichensetzung unterscheiden sich im Deutschen stark von denen der anderen Sprachen, die ich beherrsche.

>>48372287
What about the people currently on life support machines waiting for organs, or will heal after a bit?

>>48368561
>I would rob
>And get rid of criminals

>>48374932
Ach, Deutsch ist garnicht deine Muttersprache? Respekt, ist mir erst gar nicht aufgefallen.

>>48369433
>>48369500
Vegas casinobots are neither that smart nor that motivated. No one would notice or care.

>>48371072
You 're. Glorious

>>48375075
>Vegas casinobots are neither that smart nor that motivated. No one would notice or care.

You joking? Vegas game security is tighter than a gnat's ass. This is well documented.

See:

Uston v. Resorts International Hotel, Inc
Donovan v. Grand Victoria Casino
Nevada v. Annette Wilkinson also known as Jackie Owens

I'd probably use it to get filthy rich either through rigged gambling, stealing from extremely wealthy people, or time-stopped insider trading. I'd also use it to watch ladies change, shower, and pee. Nothing worse than watching and maybe groping, though.

>>48376352
>time-stopped insider trading.
As in you'd use time stop to infiltrate the corporate headquarters of big corporations and rummage through their documents to try and predict how their stock prices are going to do? That doesn't seem like a very efficient way to make money.

>>48376491
Yeah, but it's better for a moralfag than stealing, and people are going to realize you're cheating if you gamble using time stop even if they don't know how. Or they'll accuse you of it when you do too well and stop playing with you.

>>48376608
Here's a more efficient 'moral' option: enter high stakes poker games and look at cards or change them around.

>>48376734
Like I said, people WILL catch on pretty quickly when one person always knows when to fold or gamble; they don't have to know how you dun it to know you dun it. There was an episode of Heroes about that.

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>control+f stopman
>not a single post for JUSTICE

wow this board has gone downhill

>>48376798
If you're stupid enough to make the optimal choices every time, then yes. Poker is a game of averages: player skill only becomes a factor over long term, repeated play. Profit is only made through long term exercise of skill.
Having the power to cheat perfectly invalidates that: you have total control over the outcome of each hand. You deal the cards to everyone and stack every deck. What you want to do if you don't want to get caught is create a plausible outcome, and you have the tools to do it. Slight adjustments is all that's necessary to efficiently reap profit. An alternative approach would be to drink enough to get visibly buzzed, buy into a high stakes game, and start losing only to take a huge pot on a 'fluke' and walk out, astonished.

>>48377041
After you switch everyone's left shoe

>>48374933
Why the fuck are they there in the first place? Society has eliminated most forms of natural selection so why should we stop the elimination of luck and fate? Let those who end up that way reap what their shitty luck or fate sows. How many of them require organs from something genetically related or those that made shitty choices?

>>48376825
I don't think being a serial killer constitutes being a bitch?

>>48377932
Every women's a bitch in one form or another. It's almost original sin levels nowadays as the mother and society teaches them only this path.
It's StopMan's duty to set them aright.