filename thread
>>48308765
I need a name for this.
>>48308921
>female warriors thread
>>48308765
>>48309256
>who are you?
>I'm a hero
Love it
>>48308765
I legit laughed IRL for like 3 minutes. I was just having a conversation with an IRL friend about how to be an ultra douchey paladin.
>>48310160
>The power gamer who's pissed off the party might actually lose a fight
>The two beer-and-pretzel guys who don't give a fuck what's going on in the game and just think it's funny someone rolled a one.
>The roleplayer who's afraid his character might actually die from this.
>The wizard who's already preparing a teleport and recruitment ad for a new party.
>>48308921
when-your-dm-hates-paladins.jpg
>>48310216
>Intimidate with Sneak Attack Bonus
>>48308765
>>48310536
What mod?
>>48310646
I think it's base game as long as you have the cannibal perk.
>>48310646
pretty sure it's in the vanilla game, you have to have the cannibal perk though
>>48310646
No clue, sorry.
>>48310646
I RECOGNIZE THAT POLO SHIRT
>>48310687
He isn't covered in monster girls. Clearly not even close to end game.
>>48310748
>>48310646
so that's why chris had the sex change
>>48310929
Chris had a sex change? What?
>>48310945
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-Chan
>>48311013
>>48311042
>>48311013
>>48311042
>>48311081
While I might not get some of these, the fact that Anima is getting more attention and growing makes me so goddamn happy...
>>48308765
>>48309285
>when they actually put in Fsteak
>>48308857
...I don't get it.
>>48310945
Who wrote this shit? All of that is blatantly false or downright horrible advice. Nintendo can't be that ignorant about their own game.
>>48311809
read the filename
>>48311882
I meant a serious answer: who actually wrote that and how did they get so much wrong?
>>48311898
they didn't care since pokemon is a children's game and there was no internet for people to complain on
>>48308921
Make one yourself.
>>48312019
>giving the jews anything
Thats how you get holy wars.
>>48312096
The Jews can hold their own fairly well, I'm sure they'd get the whole region whipped into shape within a decade.
>>48309256
>Maerlyn's Grapefruit
Holy fuck, that reference caught me off guard
>>48312201
They'd do a hell of a better job than the muslims, who seem perfectly happy to murder each other over which sect of the same goddamn religion they belong to.
They remind me of christians back in the day.
>>48312303
Sad, pathetic, and angry at the world for their shortcomings?
>>48312303
Now most Christian are content to mumble disaprovingly at the other sect down the road.
>>48312457
Truly the epitome of passive-agressive pussineering.
>>48312303
In fairness, a good chunk of the Jews are only stopped from doing the same by the threat of Muslims busting in and killing everybody while they're distracted.
>>48312494
Oh for fuck's sake, them too? Christ.
>>48312506
First rule of people: we tend to look for excuses to kill each other.
>>48312528
>rule of people
How does that relate to explaining the muslim?
>>48312528
Nah. Thats second now. First rule is kill first and make up an excuse later cause they'd do the same to you.
>>48312541
Please see
>>48312547
>>48312541
Because people's first way of being willing to kill is dehumanizing the people they dislike. Thanks for providing such a good example.
>>48309592
>minmaxing animal handling
>>48311444
As anon who posted them, and is currently GMing a campaign for running on two years, I'll explain each to clear up confusion and for those who are unfamiliar with Anima.
>>48311013
Daimah are a race of Catgirls and Catguys who all, as a race, have ADHD. So players of Daimah characters in my experience tend to play up the "can't stop the NYA Train" aspect.
>>48311042
Jurgand is the militant arm of Imperium, a SUPER SECRET organization who operate outside of the normal world. Their boss, Barnabus, is the penultimate Naytheist, in that he's looking to kill not only the gods, but the fates, and everything else that might interfere with humanity. His definition of Humanity is "these super-soldiers I built with human genes and bits of Old Gods", and his soldiers view the regular humans of the world as Sheeple. Hence Trilbies.
>>48311081
Remember what I said about Daimah? Hank and Dean would be Daimah Nephilim(Humans with Daimah souls). If one Daimah is Mayhem Incarnate, then two is GM liver failure, as quest hooks go completely ignored in favor of the butterfly that just flew by the window.And part of me wants to run a full-Daimah espionage party. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>48312547
>I punched him first because I thought he was going to punch me
>>48312665
>>48312728
>/pol/'s harder
>>48312802
This image sums up like 5/6 my party.
>>48312910
>Thieves Cant
Make it more /tg/
>>48312926
>>48312802
>>48312904
>Playing a character in a bounty hunter group right now
>Literally the only character in the party that tries to take people in alive... ever. Even though we get paid way more that way.
>>48312613
Yeah, I once played a pure Daimah Acrobatic Warrior in a game once that was set in a single city. During the times in-between scenarios my character became an urban legend, due to a misunderstanding from the party wizard, as the "Phantom Kisser" who would pounce unsuspecting people from the rooftops just to french them before disappearing just as suddenly.
For the life of me I can't remember what the wizard said to my catboy that made him go on such an oral rampage.
>>48312685
>spiked Lego bricks.
You monster.
>>48312926
>>48312996
>>48310737
Might as well be autist and point out that it's a rugby shirt.
>>48313170
>Finger Pants
>Not Hand Socks
0/10
>>48308765
>>48313334
How can they be socks without some sort of hand shoe?
>>48313378
Those are thimbles man
>>48309256
Autistic Bunny is best SMT protag
>>48309250
Yes, for the love of God.
>>48313074
You don't want to go down this rabbit hole, anon.
Does anybody have that image of the broken jpg trying to load in the preview image for Vraska the Unseen and the filename is like Metamagic.jpg or something?
>>48308765
>>48314334
Fucking amazing
>>48314334
Now that's un-orky.
>>48314492
>un-orky
I think you misspelled 'kunnin'
>>48313378
They're called gauntlets, Anon.
>>48314261
>>48314492
BUT DID SHE SHOW THE TITTIES!?
>>48314823
No.
>>48314823
What part of supervillainess don't you understand? Of course she did. Then she told them she'll remove the bra too if they have another go at it.Actually, I have no idea.
>>48311280
Source?
>>48313449
I laughed.
>>48315002
Dark Souls manga about the Half-Dragon chick.
>>48314492
To be fair, it costs money to get a private session with camgirls.
>>48314720
Thanks anon!
>>48313378
In German gloves are in fact called hand shoes (handschuhe).
>>48311517
...did it fucking wink?
>>48313449
nice
>>48315330
What happened?
>>48315387They trap Emrakul in Innistrad's moon.
>>48309039
Can someone into Exalted explain the implied combo? I only recognize one charm of the two.
>>48311756
I don't get it either. From the fact it shows the deletion button with a filename implying using a deeper level of strategy, maybe it's about a troll who shitposts then deletes his post once people has responded so that it looks like they're the ones who are shitposting for no reason? Multiple layers to why that's pointless, but eh.
>>48312986
Was that bat weighted at the end, isn't that illegal, and was this used as video evidence in the trial?
>>48313170
>helpless giggling
>>48315029
I am not. What is going on in that image, and what does the filename imply?
>>48317426
>>48317322
Essence-Laden Missive forces the reader to read it out loud. Voice Caging Calligraphy prevents the reader from reading it out loud.
>THAT BURNING QUESTION: What happens when you combine Essence-Laden Missive and Voice Caging Calligraphy?
>A: You tell me.
>>48317512
>Shadowrunner day jobs
>>48317512
What fucking movie is this?
>>48316514
>implying it's wrong to want to fuck anything that reminds you of Amalthea
>>48318195
I laughed
>>48314334
Against the rules and they restarted the match but the damage had been done and they still won.
>>48317656
It's probably from Liartown, USA. It's full of uncanny but obviously fake and absurd snapshots of media.
>>48318417
Actually the dumb part was that it WASN'T against the rules. They changed the rules a while before that and didn't add that part back in, so it was technically legal at the time of the match. They still disqualified the match for being against the spirit of the game, but no actual rules were broken.
>>48317322
>I am not. What is going on in that image, and what does the filename imply?
It implies he's sucking the other guy's dick.
>>48312954
B-but they can, you saw the gif
>>48310798it still hurts
>>48312201
>The Jews can hold their own fairly well
Then why are we giving them shit? Lets just cut that expenditure from our budget.
>>48308988
>>48315029
>Ser Loras Tyrell
>>48310428
What is that picture from, Google is unhelpful
>>48319742
Some animu called Mao Yuu or something. Basically a ripoff Spice and Wolf with none of the writing quality or interesting characters.
>>48318195
Fuck, I want to play New Vegas again now
>>48311898They're all fake.
>>48308921
>roll 4 on perception.jpg
>>48318195
Cheeky filename brah, I like it.
>>48308921
>gathering information
>>48315909
Nah, that's not too shocking. Either you get in on the surprise round or you don't, that's them breaks.Alert feat4lyfe
>>48314216
Now cover it in Deep Heat.
>>48317656
I think it's actually from Inception.
>>48311042
This is just too perfect
>>48309211
kek also checkd
>>48315097
Holy shit, I laughed just too much of this one!
>>48320741
But it already was.
>>48325671
douman a best
>>48314307
>>48326971
>>48327044
This one is not so much a villain lair than the base of the reclusive allies. Plus, players might recognize with relative ease.
>>48327298
That is impressive.
>>48308921
>players drawing conclusions
>>48313602
>implying the best protag isn't Abel
Abel is the only protag who doesn't need exposition from other characters and is actually smart enough to figure out what's going on without outside interference.
>>48315097
>chink
>spik
FUCKING HELL, MY SIDES
>>48315097
>>48320310
>tfw britbongs don't know about level 4 retention holsters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv_Iizu8T-g
>>48313449
Source?
>>48320310
That's... that's a cop. That is a NYPD police officer and I'm pretty sure he'd break her jaw if she so much as laid a finger on his gun.
>>48326608
Again.
>>48328716
Why do you think it keeps getting reposted? It's a terminally retarded britbong womyn
>>48328716
It's literally what happened to that britbong who tried to steal a gun from a cop to assassinate Trump.
He couldn't undo the retention holster (Which is the entire point of a retention holster) and was taken out in seconds by the cop.
She keeps getting reposted because she's claiming she can actually succeed where the other idiot failed. Protip: She couldn't have stolen that gun.
>>48328740
How about instead, I coat them in a mixture of IcyHot and pure Capsaicin extract?
>>48328508
School Mermaid.
Just remember, you asked for it.
>>48326637
Is this also Douman?
>>48330766
Shame the invasion scene in DS3 is so bad. I know that DS2 was just as bad at launch but with all the patches it got it has better PvP than DS3.
>>48331168
i fucking lose it on the taco every single time
>>48330023
Thank you for sealing my fate.
>>48331047
>better pvp
>when hitboxes in ds2 were absolutely horrible and invaders could hit you from a mile away
>>48330526
Yes.
How do people not recognize his style by now, he gets posted all the time.
>>48331015
John Cena should have a cameo in every piece of modern media.
>>48331374
Yeah, but when you invaded you weren't automatically sent into a gank, white phantoms couldn't heal, estus wasn't instantaneous, rolling couldn't be chained endlessly, and more builds were viable. Don't get me wrong, I lve the hitbox porn, but it's not enough on its own to balance a game.
>>48319421
I love that fucking faggot.
>>48330969
What is this from?
>>48331982
the worlds end, final movie of the cornetto trilogy
>>48332320
Why the fuck is Steve from blues clues giving a lap dance to the Emperor.
...On second thought, don't answer that question.
>>48320058
Now that is an underrated filename
>>48327763
>>48315097
>>48312802
>>48331250
>lawful neutral
>>48334569
More than any other time, i haven't needed the source like I do for this image right now.
>>48334600
Mizugi de Obenkyou
>>48327298
I understand why it's taught, but why is it standing?
>>48334652
Because the coils are aligned in such a manner that they're pushing at the string upwards towards a center, so it doesn't fall to the sides.
>>48334569
FakeSins.jpg
>>48331982
>>48332462
For a comedy movie, it was filled with a surprising amount of pretty high quality fight scenes.
>>48334904
I'm guessing that's Archduke Ferdinand, and I get the alternate history thing, but why would he be driving the car himself?
>>48334943
It was pretty clearly Wright and Pegg wanting to do elaborate martial-arts style fight scenes.
>>48334967
Do you really think that the type of person who would draw something like that was thinking about the little details such as "an Archduke wouldn't drive the car himself during a parade."
>>48334967
... That is your first question? Not anything about the incorporeal winged, purple-haired bear with a crown and purple hair helping a shooter aim a pistol?
>>48335169
Good point.
>>48335384
I've been online too long, shit like that is expected. But an Archduke driving during a parade is just going to far.
>>48328797
>>48329144
It pisses me off how poorly my fellow lefties understand guns. I'd do something about it, but it'd probably just end up contributing further to lefty infighting.
>>48335558
Do it. Take them down from the inside and rebuild it from the ground up.
>>48334943
Its unfortunate that they got most of the way through it before they remembered that a comedy movie is supposed to be full of jokes.
>>48335583
Were you expecting a constant stream of one-liners in a British comedy?
>>48325671
Sause?
Alternate Title: If I show the DM the exact paragraph and page number he'll change his mind."
>>48327933
You could probably still take the gun if you knew specifically how it works.
Or you could just you know, buy one.
>>48310637
He's not even upset or disappointed is he, this is just routine to him at this point.
>>48335826
The time it would take even a knowledgeable person to undo all 4 levels of retention, that cop would have elbowed her teeth in.
>>48334007
>I'm not trying to be edgy
>>48335815
The lantern corps sure has let its standards drop.
>>48334059
You got that in non ant size?
>>48335880
No that's just Silver Age Hal Jordan.
Pre-Paralax that sort of thing was fairly common for him.
>>48335558
Man I hate my fellow liberals some times.
I just want bullet trains.
>>48331015
I whistled the can't C me theme as soon as he began to leap, and I don't even like mandrama
>>48335870
He might be right. His edginess requires no effort. It's instinctual.
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM
>>48313449
>awwww, they'll know we've been lodging
>>48336624
mother of fuck, is there sauce!?
>>48336988
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGwhZRbqyt-/
>>48308765
>>48337033
wtf is that
>>48310685
>>48310682
Nah, I cheated in every perk on my second playthrough and I'm pretty sure I would have remembered that option.
>>48337185
Erotic, that's what it is.
>>48331055
did this guy have a fucking death wish picking up a baby gorilla?!
>>48337018
that did not explain much...
>>48337208
you gotta have that one DLC...wossname... ah the one where you go help out a bunch of slaves.
>>48337246
The Pitt.
>>48330025
What is this from? I love reasonable BBEG that are otherwise the classic broody castle evil type
>>48334569
Forgery is opposed by Forgery.jpg
>>48335462
>>48335384
How about the fact that it's clearly Archduke Mario Ferdinand?
>>48335590
Not him, but it really was the weakest of the trilogy.
Part of that might be due to it being a parody of a genre America doesn't really go in for like Britain does, though. America loves its cop movies, its zombie movies, but we don't really do cozy catastrophes like Britain.
>>48314284
>Not "Would be a damn shame if BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT"
>>48338023
>the weakest of the trilogy.
Says a lot about Wright and Pegg that the weakest of the trilogy was still a good movie.
>>48338094
Agreed.
Actually, I think World's End is merely okay, whereas Hot Fuzz is one of the best written comedies I've ever seen.
>>48335826
The issue is you have to pull the gun a certain way then directly up. If your arm isn't directly located above it the angle is off and it will catch. You'd have to somehow get your whole shoulder directly above and in line with the cops shoulder then pull up assuming that the cop doesn't move at all during this time. This is AFTER all safety mechanisms have been deactivated mind you.
The only issue i have with it is it takes a bit of practice to use yourself and half a second extra can get you killed in their line of work.
>>48338214
Ao Usagi is amazing, subtle surrealism at its finest.
>>48338001
I Laughed so hard I started coughing.
>>48338027
sauce?
>>48337033
It reminds me of some traffic crossroads in India.
My brain keeps seeing an optical illusion at 0:47 with the pedestrians.
>>48338512
Ava's Demon
>>48315301
yes, "taming"
>>48313109
I don't get it
>>48338250
>half a second extra can get you killed in their line of work
People make less of a fuss over a police officer getting killed than they do over a police officer killing someone.
It's stupid and backwards, but that's the way the world works these days.
>>48339216
Well technically the media does that and just for black killings. About 3 times as many white people have been killed by cops this year than blacks by cops and the cops on white killings had 1/4th of the cops being minorities. Beyond that they also ignore the black cop killing black people as well which only makes up 15% of the aforementioned quarter of the killings previously mentioned but you won't see that on the news or the papers anywhere.
>>48336975
I get it!
>>48338361
Are those really the same person?
>>48311898
>>48311809
It was based on a beta build of the game, they changed a bunch of mechanics afterwards.
>>48337387
The series is not actually that good. And the Villain is not always that reasonable.
The source is Dancougar, if you're still interested.
>>48337234
It was actually an orphan gorilla and he was introducing it to the tribe, the fact they got territorial over it was a good thing.
>>48342277
Correction. The fact a female took it was a good thing. Had it been a male or even a mother the alpha male would have killed it later.
>>48317245
>realtree
>ACU
2xharam
>>48326971
For a minute I thought that was Fort Boyard.
>>48314492
Yeah because the three guys who always just make a shovel that flips things are so great and fun to watch.
>>48320058
Renew! Renew! Renew!
>>48339216
>cop
>whole purpose is to "protect and serve"
>less fuss is made when one dies in the line of duty than when they pervert their purpose and murder people they're supposed to be protecting and serving.
gee ya think?
>>48347833
If they kill someone, that's no loss to me. If a cop dies, I lose protection. Of course I care more about cops being killed than killing.
>>48338317
Actually, what's the sauce on this?
>>48347847
That statement would imply that you care more if a cop is killed than if you are. You are not immune to chance.
>>48347847
Strictly speaking, cops have no duty to protect. At least in the US. This is held up by multiple court cases all the way up to the SCOTUS.
Their job is to apprehend criminals, not save victims or prevent violence.
That's not to say that they won't do it. In most cases, they'll go out of their way to save people.
But that doesn't change the fact that they're fully capable of letting all the hostages die with no legal consequences as long as they take down the hostage taker in the end.
>>48347847
>cops
>protecting
They're there to apprehend criminals for punishment after the fact. You are much more likely to be harmed by a police officer than helped.
>>48337235
Pretty sure it's a youtube channel making delta green type videos for fun
>>48335766
Oddman 11, by Dowman Seiman
>>48337235
>>48348634
Same guy who does Broodhallow, a very Mythos-y and very good horror webcomic.
>>48338023
>it really was the weakest of the trilogy.
I respectfully disagree. The sheer number of callbacks and payoffs propel it way upwards for me. Plus Gary King is one of the most entertaining assholes.
>>48350955
Eh.
>>48347940
Revolutionary Girl Utena
>>48319589
Didn't know the actual rules for Battlebots were so faggy. Anybody who can't immediately look at that thing and tell the present stuck to the front is a trap to avoid is a fucking idiot and deserves to lose.
>>48335558
you owe it to your country to get them to stop being faggos about guns. Educate people every chance you get so they won't be scared of inanimate fucking objects.
>>48309256
what is this game and where the fuck can I find it
>>48334007
I almost miss that chucklefuck virt, i was there when he was banned in a warhammer thread. Fun times