>A giant red hurricane a thousand miles across emerges into

>>48308472
Die, probably. If I was at ground zero then I was likely among the first to eat it.

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>>48308472
Start praying

>>48308472
That insta-wipes half of the setting.

>>48308472
>Cast awaken on tampon box
>Summoner Vampire and make him bite awakened tampons
>Cast fly, mass bear endurance and enlarge person on vampire awakened tampons
>Sit back, roll a joint and enjoy the show

>>48308583
/thread

>>48308799

The eye of the storm can protect you.

>>48308472
Assuming I don't die, wait five minutes for it to lose the energy to sustain itself and then go about my day? So yeah. I'd die.

throw a bag of holding at it

Jump on into the other side of that portal brah

>>48308855
>jump into the hurricane dimension

2hardcore4me

>>48308583
Maybe you're on the other side of the hurricane, on top of it

>>48308472
Your hypothetical scenario is useless. No discussion is going to take off from it. Do us a favour and don't post any more low quality threads like this.

>>48308472
The same thing any red-blooded American does when he is confronted with something beyond his comprehension.

Ignore it.

>>48309216
>No discussion is going to take off from it.

Who's to stop us from discussing magical storms, or any number of other things? I gave you a seed. Why not water it? If nothing grows from it, you have only yourself to blame.

>>48308472
Keep going, it's clearly working.

>>48309412

Why aren't YOU watering it, you lazy fuck? Your "seed" isn't some precious commodity despite what your waifu rape-whines on the third episode, Anon, it's an idea literally everyone has if they look at a rainstorm or picture of Jupiter for long enough.

>>48309412
>I made a shitty thread and it's your fault if you don't make it good
Have you considered that you might be wrong and dumb?

>>48309020
>bike is hurricane
>door is hurricane
>floor is hurricane
>pen is also hurricane
>even hurricane is hurricane

>>48309497
>rock is hurricane
>you is hurricane
>even like a hurricane

>>48309456
>>48309476

Two separate skill-sets. I'm good at planting, but not watering.

I like hurricanes

>>48308472
If I'm still alive, I blame Jeff.

>>48308472
That automatically obliterates the entire world that the campaign takes place on.

There are other worlds, sure, but that was the most important one.

>>48309639
Making pointless threads with dumb openers and nothing else isn't a skill.

>>48309800

I'm an ideas guy.

>>48309542
Kek

>>48308472
Ask the God on the other end of the portal to fuck over someone else. Like seriosly, we just wanted to get to the bar a bit faster than usual.

>>48309497
>>48309542
Sounds metal as fuck.

>>48308639

Underrated post

>>48308472
Drink and ultimately question the methods i was putting into practice up to this point...

>>48309843
>I'm an ideas guy who leaves the idea-having to others
I'm impressed. That's even less useful than a regular ideas guy.

>>48308472
Close the portal.

>>48308472
I point at Ben and say "He did it."

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>48308472
I roll for intimidate.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>48308472
I roll to seduce.

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Do you actually know how big a thousand mile wide hurricane would be?

That's big enough to put the entirety of the British Isles under the active storm. Hell, that's like having a tornado going on in the entirety of the continental United States' Tornado Alley at once. Global weather patterns would be stranglefucked, to say nothing of what happens to people under a storm big enough to level half a continent.

>>48314767
Dude he posted a picture of the earth-sized storm on jupiter I think he knows

> blame it on the mage who doesn't speak Common

>>48308472
Oh shit giygas

>>48314645
Nice roll, but WHAT do you actually do?