Post character portraits guaranteed to piss off your GM.

You're attempting to piss off your GM with memes aren't you?

Grow up. Respect his time that he's offering up for the group's enjoyment.

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>>48245401

Oh hush. Pissing people off mildly is fun

Also mildly arousing them

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>>48245807
There's literally NOTHING arousing about them.
>"B-but what if we slightly downsize the ears, remove the creepy smile and adjust her bodily proportions to actually be attractive?"
Good job, you've drawn a green elf.

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>>48245401

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>>48246451
No, what you've done is humanize the features. Making something more elf-like does not make something beautiful, but making things more human-like does.

Hell, lots of elves are ugly as sin if they lack human proportions (pic related)

>>48244673
>>48245090
>>48245807
>>48246532
... none here measures to using just about any anime character's portrait.

> My character is a 12 y-o female sorcerer.
>>48223075
>"don't bother coming back next week, you aren't a good fit for the group"

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>>48244673
>Sir Springer
>Road Paladin

>>48245807
>>48246782
I'd happily play with these in my party.
>>48246532
>>48246733
These two are begging to be genocided though.

>>48244673
How did you know I don't allow weebshit?

>>48247023
What's that rubber-ish tip near the belly button?

>>48247161
the condom/penis, probably

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>>48246782
Fuck, thats cool

>>48247186
Then why censor the nipples?

Is this some sort of technicality "it's not a man, it's flat-chested futanari"?

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This is my character, Sephiroth Tsunami, an ancient vampire soldier who was driven to epic hatred after having to kill his only daughter. I hope you don't mind that I ported him over from a previous campaign with all his artifact items, and I also made him a few levels higher so make his backstory would make more sense.

>>48247268
I see absolutely no problem with the picture. That character still makes me rage, but if there's anything I am fine with, it is the picture.

>>48246782
NO ONE EXPECTS THE MOTORCYCLE CAVALRY

>>48244673
You're fishing for an opportunity to post a That GM thread later, don't you?

>>48247222
>Then why censor the nipples?
It's just a thing that some trap artists do. I guess it's to fool you into thinking you're looking at a girl right away.

>>48247875

Yeah I don't have a problem with that picture either. Not something I'd use, but it's pretty inoffensive.

Everything else is a no-go obviously. But that makes sense, since it's a made up hypothetical anon intentionally designed to trigger snowflake detectors.

>>48246782

Thank you anon.

This perfectly represents one NPC in my campaign.

In this day and age, knights need more horse power.

>>48247268
NOTHING
WRONG

>>48250306
I don't get it
I mean, I get the Jew part, but what do the rings mean?

>>48247023
Source? I always love me elf

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>>48250592
Anon, contain yourself.

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>I want to play a child

>>48250639
Is that really worse than
>She's actually a 1,000 year old lich.

>>48250619
remind us what Elves are for anon?

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>>48246733
I'd hit it

>>48250639
>I wish to be the little girl

>>48250709
>>48246733
>>48246733
>The players face when one of them realized I added sergals to the campaign

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>>48247268
>Okay hand me your character sheet so I can make a quick alteration

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>>48250761
Hey, its been done before

>>48250563
I want one!

>>48246782
..you know what? I'd totally make a setting that would use motorcycle knights as a chivalric order. Either in a post apoc setting, or using various magic items or the like in a fantasy setting.

>>48247023
SOURCE NIGGER

>>48250592
>>48251116

Two seconds with iqdb.

https://yande.re/post/show/294888

>>48251286
Thanks man. Managed to find the doujin itself too. Thought I recognised, he does good shit

>>48250709
>lead

>>48250563
>Not playing the 13 year old bard
TOP PLEB
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>>48244673
There are people who think this charlatan is even remotely like mein Kaiser.

>>48246532
Oh hey! Elves that actually look like elves! I miss those.

>>48250531
Game of thrones maester.
There is a theory that the death of the dragons, the stark/baratheon/tully alliance and removed the targaryens removal in power where engineered by them.

>>48246782
I played in a group that had one of these. Shadowrun 5e.

The motorcycle had a horse AR overlay to anyone with AR vision (anyone with any money at all)

>>48247161
it's not rubber, it's [insert bodily fluid here] just like the ones glistening on their thights.

>>48244673
Pretty much any anime inspired artwork is enough to piss me off

Will you allow me to play General Grievous?

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>>48253696
no you will play grieve-tan instead

>>48250709
source?