No Tickles allow

>>48227154
by finding the key to his belt, exposing his weak point

>>48227154
I drop my wallet

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>>48227154
I write him checks with little poodles on them.

So, you're really trying to turn "This is your BBEG" into the new "Stat me", aren't you?

Fuck you.

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>>48227154
I am the barrel of my gun
Steel is my body, Gunpowder is my blood
I have created over a billion bullets
Unknown to death, nor known to life
Have withstood fey inspirations to not create many dumb and wielder-murdering weapons
And those hands will forever pull the trigger
So as I pray, Unlimited Dakka Works!

>>48227254
Silly goose, he won't fall for that old trick again. Now, here's your wallet.

>>48227387
What did he mean by this?

>>48233007
Is he right /tg/?

>>48228192
That's not my wallet, Anon.

>>48233074
Was he a hack?