How the fuck would you roleplay this book

>>48197361
Flat and full of info

>>48197361
Start being Liam O'Brien.

>>48197384
just the way I like my women

>>48197361
Step 1: Play NieR

Ssh dont tell my players but i'm doing this right now but they're greatswords not books

>>48197549
There is nothing more filthy than your underwear, hussy!

WEISS YOU DUMBASS

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>>48197361
c'mon guys, give me some actually advice

>>48197361

The face implies that the book will be learned and wise, yet simultaneously pedantic, snidely insulting of others' intelligence and perpetually exasperated by the people who ask it questions.

And it should sound like George Takei.

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>>48198865
See, now we're talking!

>>48198865
Almost completely accurate, except it's Liam O'Brien.

>>48199062

Well it should be George Takei.

Oh shit it does kind of look like Pat