/bbg/ - Blood Bowl General: Kislev > Pro Elves Edition

Jamman! Play me right now fagget! I'll rekt ur shit!
Match today or tomorrow else you are hugest pussy!

Hello new thread nice to meet you

>inb4 Rookie round ends before vets are done with round 6

>>48196249
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=870286
First rookie round3 nurgle vs lizards

>>48196262
Lizards win 1-0

Not a single eeewww was heard in that game.

>>48197436
I wasn't very lucky that game on top of the stupid stuff, but I finally have 4 warriors so I can't complain too much.

noob here, played 3 games so far with orc. blitzer died, i replaced him, new one died and i dont have enough money for another one. i have 6k

do i need to replace him immediately? if so with what? i have a player sitting out next game too

>>48198166
Probably will just have to use loners.

So how does one make a custom pitch on fumbbl (not the team logo)? What is the size is it? Are their premade ones I can look through? Kinda tired of grass

>>48199707
you can only have a custom pitch for your half, it's 390 by 450 pixels. you just make a picture and upload it, it needs to get approved then you can set it as your team picture. pretty sure you used to actually be able to set full custom pitches but im pretty sure it's not around anymore

>>48199707
You can't. Would be nice to have them as an option for custom leagues, though.

cool post form the creator and reviser on the NAF:
A message from Jervis Johnson and Andy Hoare.

Jervis:

It is with a real sense of excitement that I write the introduction for the NAF Championship 2017! I could not be more delighted to welcome you all to what I know will be an action-packed weekend, put on with the usual stylish panache that only the NAF organizing committee is able to muster!

However, what makes this year even more exciting than usual is that it will mark the first NAF Championship to be held since the brand new edition of Blood Bowl was launched. To help commemorate the occasion, Andy Hoare, the leader of the team responsible for the latest and greatest version of our favourite game, is joining me in welcoming you to what we know will be a memorable weekend.

Andy:

As the manager of the new team recently set up to bring Blood Bowl and many other fan-favourites to a new generation of gamers, I’d like to extend my thanks to the NAF for so enthusiastically championing the game for so long. I sincerely hope that existing members enjoy the new edition and that many thousands of new coaches join the ranks of the NAF over the coming year.

Jervis:

Good luck to all of the coaches taking part in this year's NAF Championship, and may all of your dice rolls be 6s!

Anyway, hope you 4 coaches remaining can play promptly. PM if you have issues.

>>48200376
>4 coaches remaining

>>48200416

Have rookies played?

>>48200442
They played awhile ago Mauled, there was even a rookie match in round 3 already.

>>48200442
rookies started round 3

>>48200476
>>48200479

Ah, very good. Sorry, just waiting in the taxi place to go home and I've just dropped a load of curry sauce on this girl's lap.

>>48200525

>Normies

REEEEEEEEEE

>>48200525
What is it doing out of your pockets?

Rolled 6 (1d6)

GFI

>>48202851
ez

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Thinking about re-vamping the IRA logo
Hows this look?

>>48200351
what country is it held ?

Hi

I still haven't received a final schedule confirmation from roflcopter, but our match - the final vets match of round 3 - should take place today at 19:00 server time.

What do you think is the best color for general skill markers

these are pretty much certain but i have trouble with general, mutations and stats
pass = blue
strength = red
agility = yellow
player numbers = black and white

>>48204132
Good.

>>48202981
I like your older one better.

>>48202981
out of focus, dull

>>48202981
>nipples
Good luck getting that shit approved.

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>>48202981

Two off-greens is a bit jarring. Might look better if you match the tiles to the logo.

Or use something like this.

15:00 server time Gutter go fast vs heckhounds

>>48205952
>5 minutes
T-Thanks for the warning.

>>48205952
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=870461

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You can only reply to this post if you're skilled enough to blitz 2 times in a row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EJ_QarIUqI

>>48206297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0

https://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=28040
chopa you are a saint.

Guys, how does one spectate your games? Are you people open to lurkers?

>>48206498
Lurkers are fine, in fumbbl you just go to the game tab and click the spectate button. In BB2 you have to go to the cabalvision option and find the game you want to watch.

>>48206498
>>48206504
you have to make an account and login to spectate on fumbbl though

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>3 blitzes
>all those tds

impressive, speedbowl is the only way to settle this now sku

>>48206077
Game ands with elf team having like 4 players in and losing 4:2 to skaven.

>>48206077
Gutter Go Fast wins this one 4-2, and I am sure this is already match of the week.

>>48206659
Yes, there is only one way to settle this now
I hope to get a chance this season to speedbowl

>>48206679
>>48206682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5a3iYdcQ7M

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>>48206682

More recaps up today. This is definitely Game of the Week Material.

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>"I thought fishmen were a myth, Jim?"

>"You're thinking of fimir."

>"Ah, gotcha – It's hard to keep track sometimes."

What did they mean by this?

>>48206904
Fimir team confirmed

>>48206904
Sea Elves? They did say they will turn Sidewinder into a Sea Elf.

>>48206904
Man Id like to see a cool looking fishman team, maybe slann but not slann?

>>48205749
You got a good point, I'll make it consistant

Today at 2100 server time

See the IRA take on Crabs HE in breath taking HD. The teams are very similar and the memes have never been stronger. Come cheer on Jack, Ted, Len and Dougal in this high stakes (somewhat) mirror match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVyJRTdYQ4

>>48207003
give them an trait called 'Slippery' +1 to dodges -1 ball handling, and give them all dodge. Then give their catchers stunty

This team needs to be silly as fuck like slaan, and I will be sad if they don't animate their eyes big with stupid expressions like skinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7w1nFk_8hk

>there are people who keep nigglers in their teams

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=870536

>>48204134
mutation could easily be green
stat ups could be indigo

>>48206488
Chopa don't reply to that thread?

>>48208526
He was the one that showed it to me.

>>48208539
It's not like it is hidden or that lizards aren't op

>>48208555
-penis13 2016

>The weekend is fucking wasted because ramciamciam and roflcopter cant get a fucking game.

When is the fucking cutoff date? Can we ditch those niggers and justt go to next round with both their teams getting 0 points?

>>48208694
It is going on right now you double nigger.

>>48208694
Fuck off fucking faggot. And pay attention next time before you shitpost.

>>48208694
No

yo dasher i can play after the current match

>>48208751
Please no double features.

>>48208764
Please yes. Chaos Vs. Chaos is Snoozeville

>>48208980
I meant for High Elf v Dark Elf which will probably be when this game is over at this rate.

Alright Eddy, gonna have to call the match for later. Have to help move furniture.

>>48209695
PM me so I know you're not trolling me

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>>48209728
>tfw its legit

On another note, is it ok to break from your theme for a waifu witch elf piece?

And does putting an "O'" or a "Mc" on something make it irish

>>48209879
You're free to do whatever you want senpai

>>48209879
I'd worry about getting a living team first.

>>48209941
Yeah don't worry I'll at least get another lineelf before I even think about a witch, not sure if another runner is worth yet

Hopefully with a full time apoth I can stop the death rate or at least slow it

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Tomorrow 19:00 server time:
Frug's Jumpers shall leap all over the poundinator, or die trying. (honestly Im just looking to be the first guy to score against tooby this season).

>>48210292
Gods speed fug, its good to have you back in the league

It would fill my heart with joy to know that, even if just once, the slippy froges won a league

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=870601

Delfs vs Lizards

Hey Threepac, if you see this, suggest a game in the scheduler for whenever works best for you and toss me a reply/PM, I got nothing better going on.

>>48210723
>score first TD with a saurus
>gets so proud he doubles in size and gets +1ST

>>48210292
And one hour later at 20:00 the Knife-Ears will face off against their implacable nemesis, the Quickslithers. With zero wins against the Lustrian menace after three games, can the Knife-Ears finally win over the Lizardmen with half the team out? (don't hold your breath).

dead

>av won again
Fucking tooby or tendril needs to cut that lizard team down to size. I think this proves lizards are op

Be advised, tg blood drive versus delta sigma's Sibling rivalry will commence shortly, as we're both incredibly impatient

>>48215178
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=870688
TG Blood Drive versus Sibling Rivalry has begun on a dark and stormy night!

People talk about ranked cherrypicking, how much do people really do it? Because of my timezone I cant really get box games that often, if I play ranked will I just get cherrypicked?

I havnt played BB in ~20 years and I'm completely out of touch. I heard there is a new version coming out sometime soon. Anyone know when that might be?

Someone want to get a recording of the bounce?

>>48216295
Flawless vampire tactics that was

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>>48216127

Supposed to be out at the end of the year.

Surprisingly few warning signs. Andy Hoare is working on it, he hasn't done rules for GW in a long time. They've confirmed it's a continuation of the current ruleset, which has been in the care of a committee of fans for quite some time. Biggest shakeup so far has been a shift upwards in the basing standards, which is still pretty small as it doesn't invalidate older models and a lot of 3rd party manufacturers were already pushing it with the size of their models on the current base size.

Unfortunate for people who built their own custom pitches in the old size, though.

Starter set will of course be Orcs vs. Humans but they've confirmed there will be a rules expansion released on the same day to allow folks to field Nurgle, Elves, Dwarfs, Skaven, and I believe Undead teams under the new rules.

Beyond the starter set, they've confirmed Forge World will be working on adding miniatures for additional teams, I don't think they've confirmed any GW plastic teams beyond the starter set yet.

Here's a shot of a bunch of the new models painted up.

>>48216687
Thanks anon, this all sounds awesome. So will the expansion be rules ONLY for those teams you mentioned, or will there be minis as well? Either way this sounds great to me. Any idea where I can keep updated with the latest scoop?

>>48218539

So far those are the only teams they've confirmed will have rules available immediately. It's a fair bet additional teams will have rules added over time.

Assuming everything goes as planned, those teams will likely see miniature releases before any other teams, but we don't have any solid info yet. They have been showing off concept art for Nurgle and Dwarfs though, some of which implies that the biggest changes to game may be roster changes (I can't find it now but there was one which featured a tentacled Nurgle player with the words "Nurgle Thrower" written next to it - a positional which doesn't exist in the current Nurgle roster).

Anyways, the NAF has been keeping pretty well apace of news, you can find their site in the OP. The usual mini news/rumor feeds are also good for keeping up as places like Faiet have been posting news when it crops up.

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>>48218934
Mark Bedford had a bunch of concept sketches at Warhammerfest awhile back.

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>>48218934
>>48218539
They also had a render of this dwarf and a death roller (not a fan of the dwarf personally)
the recalcitrant daze blog has more shots.

>>48218934
>>48219197
>>48219247
Thx guys! Wow, I personally love that dwarf!

>Scheduled against Ayylmao's Storybook Memes
Time for my free SPP because goblins are ruining the league :^)

sup guys

what should my first team (c dwarfs) look like? do i start with a minotaur? or a bull for the extra reroll

>>48221164
bulls and/or rerolls. BCs are the heart of your offense.

>>48220911
At least they are not amazons or pro elves :^)))))

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bump for the best GR this season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huxZ8EZPyAc

speedbowl when

>>48221164
3 Rerolls is basically a must. I find either starting with both bulls and 5 chaos dorfs is better than 1 bull and 6 chorfs.

>>48222896
What this guy said. Also get a Minotaur fucking never, the chorf one is worse than the chaos one and terrible for chorfs.

>>48221559
>Amazons SPP Pinatas
Lost World Eschers: +4 Cas diff

>>48223811
Cheesecake Charges: -4 Cas Diff

>>48223811
Doesn't make them not AV7.

>>48220911
No bully or you will make yourself drop out :^]]]]]]]]]]]]]

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>>48210723

>>48223937
s k i l l

>>48223937
>playing bb2 with dwarf team
>thought I picked agi 4 runner to move one dodge to mark the ball carrier for a blitz
>game picks long beard to do it through 3 TZ
>roll all 6s
>rage quit from opponent.
Reason alone to play bb2 some nights.

>>48223998
Don't be Jelly

>>48224180
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3817922

Are there any decent human minis out there that don't have the retarded proportions of GW?

>>48224247
Man. Looked at the dice stats. Exactly half of single d6 rolls were 1 or 6. So many early 1s and snakes

Cage bust was better than 50% to get the 2d. Escape was easy once the ball came out.

But yeah, in the end scoreboard

10 hours until Orc V Ogres for "who is truly the worst rookie team this season."

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Come one, come all, gather round!
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=870841

>>48224923
yes

>>48224923
Send me 96 euro moneys in American dollars and you can have my willy mini human team complete with all 6 star players

FURFAG BULLY NOT SO TOUGH AFTER GETTING FROGGED

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=870872
Knife Ears vs Quickslithers.

>>48226519
There is a Frog!

Fugs jumpers confirmed for the best team that ever Froged

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPaYL4uIuAU
I did it.

after watching replays, will poor jumbalgrin ever score a touchdown?

>>48227024
Literally who

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Frog Idol Life

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Best idol comin through.

Did the Cheesecakes vs Funny Team Name get rescheduled?

so looking at this don't the tryhard nerds have to LOSE to be able to be in the same bracket as GGF if we want speed bowl?

>>48228355
Yeah the zons didn't show, guess they're scared :>)

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Well I got time before the IRA v C_C game

So I took Mauled's advice and made the tiles more consistent, does it look better?

Friendly reminder than anyone playing a 1800+ TV team next season is a fag!

>>48228903
Looks better but you should change the lines back to red or some goldish tone similar to the /tg/ and logo to compliment them, imo

>>48228903
>getting nipples approved
not gonna happen

>>48228903
I might make the logo a little smaller so it doesn't crowd up against the borders. Might help with the blurriness too.

>>48228903
Didnt shoop elf ears / 10

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>>48228980
>>48229058
I think shrinking it worked well

Hey crab but some sort of logo on your pitch please

It could be something simple as a ship, but anything is better than nothing

>>48229779
Well since you asked, no.

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Praise Nuffle and Chopa.

Dead

>>48233105
Won't be in 30. OrcsVOgres.

>>48226519
Won't have been half as satisfying without the leap

>>48233136
Dead

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>>48233136
>everytime im ready for games my opponent drops off the face of the earth for just one day.

Dead

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spooge field

>20k away from fezglitch
>tfw no ball and chain to tear down walls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

not this round ;_;

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>>48216687
holy fuck they are almost identical which one are the black orcs , wich ones the blizters etc.. the only one I can recognize is the thrower

>>48239509
I'm disappointed by the humans' silly pose

>>48239509
Blitzers have a topknot, and the black orc is the big guy in front with darker skin (the set will have 2 of each of those poses).

How to fix Blood Bowl:

1. Delete it.
2. Buy Dread Ball.

>>48241049
How to fix Dread Ball:

1. Delete it.
2. Buy Guild Ball.

>>48241144
How to fix Guild Ball:

1. Delete it.
2. Buy Guild Bowl

>>48241249
wtf is guild bowl

>>48239801
i hate them, line man need to be very dull miniatures.

thats gw's problem they are making rank and file guys the same as generals. fucking why

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Today, at 21:00 server time

Watch Fenian team IRA take on the Crab in a close, more or less mirror match of Irish Elves vs Elves with hats. Who will elf it up? Will the harp smash the crab or will he snip the cords asunder? Come and cheer on Ted, Dougal, Len, and Our boy jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZK3VlyBc6c

>>48241850
And an hour before that at 20:00, Cheesecake gets ready to ask for more trouble against the next batch of humans.

>>48241049
But dreadballs a bloated piece of shit.
>>48241144
>>48241249
Bit too different to be comparable as Guild ball is closer to warmachine than BB.

>>48242202
Wheres the game faggot?
I want to see Lemon jiggling about

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>>48242202
Well?

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>>48243445
>>48243450
Game's up, just waiting on 3pac to hop on!

>>48243469
Failing at playing a scheduled game two days in a row.
Shameful display.

>>48243603
Season 4 was a mistake.

So what happens if your guy doesn't show without a word?

Does Mauled treat it as victory by concede? Giving the team that showed up 2 tds and 2 mvps as well as a win for their w/l/d score?

Otherwise they'd be kinda fucked for someone else not showing no?

>>48243666
Fumbbl doesn't let you give out SPP on concessions like that, if he has to he'll take the offender but he's pretty lax about it.

And to be fair I no-showed yesterday, not 3pac, so it's on both of us

>>48243666
Have until cut-off day.

>>48243717
Just in general I'm asking

Can they at least give you a win for your w/l/d ratio? I mean losing the chance to play, get any ssp or improve your tie breaker sucks, but if I remember right losing still gives you some points rather than no game at all.

It would really fuck over the team that showed if that were the case if they couldn't be given the win

>>48243761
All on the rules page of the league.
>If coaches do not complete their game promptly; if it is clear one coach has made efforts to be available whilst the other has barely responded, they will be awarded the win. However, you don't get any money or SPP for this type of forfeit because FUMBBL is weird like that.

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>tfw if the Zon game starts now it will force you between watching it or the elf game

Anyone got and whfb themed pepes?

>>48243796
So it will count as a win on their w/l/d ratio on the leader board? I guess its not too bad, still kinda sucks for the player who showed

>>48243852
Yes you get the win but no gold, spp, or fan factor. Only thing it helps is if you have some MNG injuries on key players and would have lost without them anyway.

>>48243823
I sent a message to Threepac saying if he's on later today we should shoot for after the elf game.

In the mean time, I made this! pls no kill
http://www.strawpoll.me/10730714

>>48241850
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=871224

happening

>>48243989
Funny Team Name and Cheesecake Chargers now set for 22:30 or even earlier, depending on how fast elves kill eachother.

Funny Team Name vs Cheesecake Chargers
finally starting

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=871265

>>48244240
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=871265
It's time!

Funny Team Name vs Cheesecake Chargers

ends 1-0 in favor of the humans

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>>48244789
>>48244789
That game was muhsoggyknees
Best buy doesn't have enough refriguaraters for those women

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>>48245526
Maybe I shouldn't be only feeding the girls cheesecake, Pumpkin's very clearly slowing down.

>>48245598
Nah she's in peak condition

Maybe a little off balance but she has my aproval

Hey, my loner leveled up. If I hire him can I change his name? or do i have to deal with a stupid fucking loner name?

>>48247207

You can change his name. You will be prompted to when you try to hire him.

>>48247341
Thanks mate

only 4 more games until round 4 hurry up and play your games!

>>48249570
Vets are in round 4... rookies are killing the leeg

Can love bloom on the pitch?

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Chumps of War(LawlessJustice) vs Gutter go fast!(Skudrinka) (Week 2)

Ogres v Rats, both of these teams had rough starts in their inaugural weeks. It's the war of the breakables.

CoWs started their drive in better form this game make a more concerted effort to slow the loss of snotlings. This outlook prevent the pitch from being cleared of snots but saw ball carrying Ogre Mien Brother Dongus swarmed by the OCs and brought down. Which allowed fronthog Shadew to pick up and run it in, the first of his career. The second part of the first half continues much the same, with rat swarms delaying and stopping the potential TD. That said, a series of broken rats give the Chumps ray of hope for the second half.

The second half opens up 10 to 5 in favor of the Ogre team. Correction, a failed block makes it 10 to 4. The rats play a little rope a dope spreading out the ogres and then trusting in an unlikely number of dodges from Shadew the Edgehog. His shades in the shop, he breaks away 4 times and catches a long throw from Medal Sanic. Running it in after a turn of abusing snotlings. Improbible. Another snotling crushed in the hands of a clumsy ogres leads to another immediate ball steal. A long bomb backwards lands the ball back in the hands of Shadew who runs it back to the ogre half but loses it when Ogre Sun D'oh faceplants on top of him. Shadew wiggles out and runs it in for his 3rd TD in one game.

A pile of injured Snotlings will haunt the chumps leading into their next game. Shadew Wins 0-3

>>48250756
God no, in-team relationships are forbidden.
Barring under-the-table Coach/waifu-pieces

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>>48250756
Always

Culinary_Corsairs(Crab) v Tryhard Nerds(sasasing) (Week 2)
Week 1 saw the High Elven Corsairs nab a costly win and the Skaven Nerds swarm over their opponents.

The half starts with Nerds reveling that they have hired the fearsome Fezglitch to spear point their offensive. He drives deep into the elf territory leaving the elves reeling in horror, until they realize that none of his "teammates" bothered to follow him. After giving him the boot, the Corsairs screen up and give King_Mad the boot as well putting him out of the game. The nerds shift lane three turns in a row utilizing superior rat speed to scatter the elves and land and easy TD turn 8.

Corsairs drive. Despite getting swarmed the tasty corsairs elf the ball from the mid field to the endzone line. Coach sasasing decides to turn the game into a teaching lesson for his team and shows them where you'd move if you we're going to blitz. He then backs off to allow someone else the hit. When no one else is close enough William Kidney Bean jauntily walks it in to tie up the score. This leaves the rats all day to complete a running cage down the field. The casualty box fills with surfed,fouled, and punched victims but the determined Nerds move that cage and manage a T16 score.

Not one serious injury. Rats win, but we lose. 1-2

Rolled 2 (1d6)

gee-eff-aye

>>48253942
blizzard :^)

D E A D

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What's the most devilish thing you've ever done in Blood Bowl?

>>48256480
win with ogres vs orcs.

>>48256480
Played goblins in vets.

>>48256480
Played Hobgoblins with dodge in rookies.

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>>48256480

Can't be arsed digging it up from the archives

>playing some Polish guy on [R]
>absolute shitter, taking forever with his turns, being arsey about failing 5+ rolls despite his luck being better than average
>two fucking hours in, 1-0 up, couple of turns left
>he gets off a long pass or a long bomb, receiver needs to hand it off to another player to score
>fuck am I drawing like this
>press the "call timeout" button
>after the receiver stops moving it switches to my turn
>"NOT FAIR NOT FAIR U NO SAY"
>disconnects from the game
>he goes to the admins, who put a red "R" on my team which I've never seen
>after an hour or so it goes back to normal, they've found I didn't do anything wrong
>takes half a day of PMs to coax him into playing the last couple of turns

>>48256480
Probably that time I crashed in BB2 on the vs. screen and never turned BB2 back on.

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>>48256655

He deserved it.

>>48256480

I once had a Wood Elf team with a Guard catcher and a AG 6 War Dancer. Spent a game against Dorfs cage diving every possible turn, ended up winning 6-0.

>>48256480
Make ayy have a mental breakdown

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>>48256480
This.

>4 rookie games left this round
>only one is scheduled for sunday

step it up rookies were are almost 2 full rounds behind

>>48260070
I can't help it if my opponent only logs on every other day.

News from Rats v Humans:
Penis13 fucks up.
Penis13 blames the client when he is just blind.

>>48261211
4-0. Blame something. Can't be stupidity

>firing Patrick Bateman

What the fuck is even the point of this team besides bringing utter shame to p3nis13

necro v zons
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=871619

>>48262265
i know, i deserve abuse for that. right now it's the best thing for the team. patrick will return.

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micropenis doing some dorfs

>>48262434
Tie between Tilea and Lostworld Eschers. Helmut really put in some work that game.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Rolling my bribe for my foul

>>48263014
2 balls

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Do referees in Blood Bowl work for free?

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>48263382
Regen to bring them back.

>>48263395
>orc

>>48263517
D-delete this janitors!

>>48263517
cmonkey hasnt lost this season tho :^]

>>48263690
Are the rookies out of round 1 yet? :^)

best starting roster for chaos? i'm a noob

yeah i know they don't start with skills

>>48263815
S-Stop the bullying pls. I thought reddit was a safe place!

>>48264527
7 beastmen, 4 warriors, 3 re-rolls

OR

9 beastmen, 2 warriors, 4 re-rolls, in case you really like re-rolls

>>48265133
4 warriors.. no mino.

Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)

Cas check

>>48265515
you dont need a minotaur when warriors are already str4 plus wild animal is just a terrible rule all around

>>48265133
4 rr's is too much for just about every team at every tv, so go with the 3 rr option, noob anon. it's far and away the most solid starting roster for chaos.

>>48270499
4 rr is never too much, especially for a team with no skills.

>>48270499
4rrs for a skillless team like chaos isnt that crazy

>>48270873
>>48270958
It's too much.
Especially if you're sacrificing positionals.
Rr's are a crutch and not an efficient one.

>>48271670
>Rr's are a crutch
Show me a no RR chaos team next season then.

>>48271688
>less rr's means no rr's
Don't be retarded

There are a handful of teams who can justify 4+ rr's consistently. The stunties, vamps, zons purely from cheapness, slann, that's more or less it. Dwarf can take them from cheapness but they are the least rr dependent team. Everyone else can and should get by on 3rr's, and only 2 for some lower tv and starting builds.

If you're getting to very high tv, 2k+, it's less of an issue, but I don't think anyone here is really talking about this.

>>48272227
Fresh chaos can justify 4 RRs considering they start with no skills whatsoever. Sure you get one less positional, but it gives you more stability. Once you start getting your first skills and you get your last positional you can drop it back to 3

so can we talk again?

>>48272420
Only if you take 8 rerolls and a master chef every game.

>>48272455
buff to masterchef when ?

i really feel it should steal rr's on 3+

>>48272455
don't forget the bribe

Is sneaky git underrated?

>>48273745
If you want to foul av9 players with no assists just in case.

>>48273745
It's not terrible on goblins

>yfw you mention blood bowl on a job interview

>>48274247
How so?

>>48274926
When they ask you your interests, and then you tell them you like playing a board game from the 80s about orcs playing football designed by British people who have never seen a football game against guys named penis and crab on a weeabo image board

>>48275079
You sure did nail the interview then right?

>>48275079
>that last part
Kek

Also, I managed to sneak BB into my last job interview too. Was just before the first season of /tg/ league.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Super secret roll

Shhh

>>48275142
Well he asked what I do on the weekends, and I can't very well say I drink heavily and jerk off to girls on Facebook now can I?

>>48275620
could have been better option

>>48275620
If you threw in "game of risk mitigation" bonus points for business speak

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JUST

LONER

MY

SHIT

UP

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Who here is hyped for stunty S2?

>>48277972
>not being hyped for secret league s1

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=871896

>>48278273
R I G G E D

another game going on without anyone posting the link:

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=871920

Chumps and orcy gentlemen need to get their shit arranged, what is this, reddit league?

>>48279489
Im working around the clock to get our game scheduled, I apologize if we hold up the round past the 17th.

Let me tell you a story, fellows coaches.

Once upon a time...
We had a one week deadline, y'know...
Which is now broken down season after season...
And slowly, just slowly folks...
We are turning into what we feared...
A league with 3 weeks for each round...
High TV teams roaming the finals...
And lots of rigged dice...
Y'Know... Just sayin'...

>>48279571
Err ON the 17th. If I don't have anything setup ill PM mauled and he'll sort out our match.

>>48279949
heh.... I'll sort you out.. *grabs my katana*

So, that guy who wanted to jerk off to those willy mini vampires. You can buy the lady thrall off the dorfs kick starter without buying the dorfs team.

Remember that no good coach will bring a 1700+ TV team to Vets next season!

>>48280724
good thing this league doesn't have any good coaches

>>48279804

>A league with 3 weeks for each round...

Last match of Round 2 was on July 9th...
Less than a week ago...
Which is within a one week deadline, y'know...
Y'know... Just sayin'...

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>>48280601
>jerking to minis
How sad.

I mean just go balls deep and get a high quality sex doll thats customized to look like a witch elf, like a sane person

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Bribe to keep the thread alive

>>48284038
B-But I do this free!

>>48284536
>Ever doing it for free
Unless it's shitposting, never do it for free.
Shitposting is a work from the heart.

IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS POST IF YOU UP

>>48286250
I'm at work

>>48286250
I'm all up on yo mommas butt

i still have a old dwarf team from gw. though i might need to sell those considering how expensive they are.

also i dont even like the dwarf mini,s i am just waiting for the day they bring out a more obscure team like skaven or underworld. then i can finally buy their chaos dwarf team for a decent price.

also i am gonna paint my orc team. how many lineman should i have painted for the worst case scenario for orcs?

>>48287177
5-6 if you want to cover journeyman, 3 otherwise.

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You're at the pub with your gf when this guy comes from behind and kicks her ass

what do you do

>>48287625

I kick the little manlet, he doesn't even have block.

>>48287625
Ask him if his TV's perfectly calibrated.

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>>48287630
>he doesn't have block

ayy lmao

>>48287639
>agi 2

i bet he missed her.

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>I hate wardancers

do you also collect fedoras?

>>48288315
>mfw I made a faggot cry on box cause I t16 fouled his war dancer

>you shouldn't turn 16 foul an important positional

>>48288829
>you shouldn't turn 16 foul an important positional
WHAT IS TURN 16?
BABY DON'T FOUL HIM DON'T FOUL HIM NO MORE.
WHAT IS TURN 16?
BABY DON'T FOUL HIM DON'T FOUL HIM NO MORE.

In just under 3 hours, the disciple faces his master in underworld vs chaos

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>>48288829
You know fouling is the same as raping, and that raping is bad, right?

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=872134

if you want to see some nerd elfs get destroyed :^)

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kinda hard to see but here are the player numbers for my magnetizing project.

a lot clearer irl

>>48290371
Yeah, well, I killed your troll

>>48290812
T W O - Z E R O

>>48290725
neat they gonna stick to the bases or what?

Don't forget to asked Mauled if you want to join the /tg/ Secret League!

>>48216687
>FW will mak models
goddamn and here i wanted to actually buy some. No way i am paying FW prices

>>48289505
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=872156
IT'S ON

>>48291624
Updates for hard working 'Muricans ?

>>48291989
25 minutes into a ram game.
So just starting turn 4.

>>48291989
Underworld just socred during opposition drive on the back of lucky scatter

>>48292451
Lucky was implied when you said underworld scored.

Thank you for the updates

>>48292745
Chaos just employed some questionable tactics and underworld is liekly to score again
Some casualities on ZUW side, but nothing special, a single BH for IDYtT

We'll be having the Dead Doornails vs. Foot Blooters later today at 0:00 server time.

Worth nothing, it's possible the game may start half an hour later. If so we apologize for the inconvenience.

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>>48291259
they are magnetized.

the bases have attachable metal sheets. thats the thing they are sticking to now as well.

>>48291624
Game ends 2:0
It is 1000 years too early for ram to face Werter

the people that get the next 6 dubs i will name my ogres after for my irl team /tg/ fiesta.

rest of you are snots

(trips can nominate someone for ogre or snot as well)

>>48293136

Or it could start like,

Now: https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=872228

Shout out to my niggas in Turkey

is mibbit dead gents?

>>48294335
irc is alive

>only one of the rookie games is schedualed
>and that one is on sunday
Somebody wake me up please

Also as long as WTFW get a tie they keep the top rank

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Why haven't you helped bring forth the day of retribution?

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Soon

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>>48296113
>.jpg

>>48296301

Fumbbl has a filesize limit

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>>48296301
I don't know files, what would be better, that fumbbl will still allow?

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>>48296537
10/10

ded t

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New thread to also be dead.

>>48298087