Secret pleasures

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>>48192411
>NPC goes off and does their own cool shit while the PCs are away

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>>48192411
>character's only identifying feature is clothing

Welcome to Touhou.

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>losing all my stuff

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>>48192411
>Player Characters have a base that they decorate themselves.
>Furniture is taken from various adventures.

>angst

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>The BBEG's lieutenant who turns against him because the lieutenant's so taken by the PC's goals and motivations
>The lieutenant still cares about the BBEG, and views the ensuing struggle as trying to save the BBEG from himself

>>48193769
Excelent taste.

>>48193266
This desu, always had fun when it happens.

>>48192411
Source?

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>>48193266
That happened once where we were captured and stripped by cultists. Nobody else seemed weirded out because the DM stressed the tactical side of things, but when I made eye contact with him while asking a couple questions..

We share a magical realm, and it is great.

>>48193266
>NAKES
>all my stuff
>NAKES
>all
Doesn't look like it.

>my girl characters getting hassled because of their gender
>being expected to skimpy clothing
>having to change in front of someone
>being felt up by a stranger
>getting a smack on the bum from a friend and not being able to say anything

>>48196915
I need feminism because...

>>48197145
Basically yes, a setting that's as if feminism would actually be useful.

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>>48196915
>let's play What If-
>my boy character
>gets hassled because of gender
>is expected to wear skimpy clothing
>has to change in front of others
>cries if physically assaulted
>instead of defending himself

Leave my table at once, you cringey, beta snowflake, and never return.

Now, equality demands that female players be treated identically or lowered expectations might be interpreted as condescending ...

>>48198969
>what is a drow game.

>>48193769
I do that all the time, after my party cleans a dungeon i call some men of the king to take things that could be used as decoration to our party base

>>48198969
I'm not sure what you're saying. But these two
>>cries if physically assaulted
>>instead of [or after failing at] defending himself
can be added to my list. Condescending low expectations are fun too, in-character.

>>48192411
>party cooks its own food

>>48197145
The fact they said it in this tread would imply they like it?

>NPC family I get to visit at the end of each arc

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>>48192411
>primary setting takes place in a desert or jungle
>a snow-dwelling culture that isn't dwarves or vikings
>DM lets you add elements to his homebrew setting such as kingdoms, cultures or deities

>character's only identifying feature is hair and eyes
this, to be honest

>GM Rewards longterm players by allowing them to build a small kingdom in the "Frontier Lands' as a reward. All future characters can be nobility from these lands. Requirement is play the same character for 5 years without changing out or dying.

>Realistic consequences for decisions. Unprotected sex can lead to pregnancy and angered family of the woman. Villains often have siblings who might seek vengeance on their behalf. The Town guard looks down on you looting corpses. Being an Adventurer is a mentally unsound decision to make and peopel treat you like you're fucking crazy.

>>48203898
>snow-dwelling culture that isn't dwarves or vikings

How do you feel about yetis and/or not!Inuit?

>>48198969
Being on this particular board requires you to first understand the difference between equality and justice, and why feminism does not demand equality. Mutual shitty treatment is not philosophical victory.

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>>48204386
love em

>>48203898
I wish you were my player

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>>48192411
It's not a secret, I will shout my pleasure to the heavens. I love me some adventurers in full garb, whether it's armor, robes, cloaks, masks, or whatever it is. Little to no skin or visible body showing, just gear. Bonus points if said adventurer is strapped up in full equipment that is visible, not just hiding in a sack or behind their back, they gotta look like they are ready for anything.

Also capes. I love me some capes, and scarves, and fur trim, lots of fur trim.

>>48193769
>Said base is extremely comfy. Not some huge stone castle or some dingy house in the city, but something like a cabin built into a crook in the mountain, or an overgrown mossy cabin snuggled up in the depths of the forest, the inside large, but filled with a large amount of stuff, both useful and just trophies. It looks crowded and unorganized, but also shows a clear rich history of those who live there, and nothing is actually in the way.
>Each of the PCs have their own little comfy corner to slip into which is heavily personalized

>>48199894
>Food, hygiene and general upkeep of the characters as people is actually given focus and importance

>>48192411
I always insert bits from the holocaust and the history of world war two when I gm, regardless of genre.
My favorite part of being a player is creating revolts, either between the players and the gm or conflicting groups among the players. I have long since abandoned direct violence (which puts me in a bigger risk than the targets), and simply use satire, manipulation and propaganda.
My biggest success is when I can convince the others I am a complete harmless idiot, since this means I can do anything I want and nobody will take care to protect their secrets.
I love it when an extreme or extremely vocal personality joins the group. Bonus points if they are also unadjusted. They are perfect distractions and can often be used without their knowledge.

Having a party composed of characters which are highly different from each other so far look, abilities and races go. Gotta love when the tiny kobolds/goblins/fairies do teamwork with large party members.

>>48205863
>I always insert bits from the holocaust and the history of world war two when I gm, regardless of genre.
You insert an insidious cabal overblowing epidemics and inventing atrocities in order to demand reparations and support for their own atrocities in the name of securing themselves a homeland in order to be 'safe'?

>>48207036
I still don't understand why neo-nazis clamor about the Holocaust non-existence while still shitting on Jews and hailing the Third Reich as the best thing ever. It's not even like it's the worst systematic massacre that ever existed.

>>48205863
>>48207036
>>48207125

Both of you leave

>>48207125
I think it's because there is a disproportionate representation of jews among those in the financial sector and heading up massive, amoral multinational companies who seek to trick people into destructive debt spirals and exploit the disadvantaged.

The financial sector is unbelievably corrupt, and their practices grow ever more unsustainable as currency becomes more and more divorced from Real Value (goods and services - currencies used to be backed by a promise of exchange for something real, often gold or silver, but are becoming increasingly independent of that.)

The Holocaust is a contentious part of history precisely because it is so taboo to even question the facts. Even now, it is shockingly "anti-semitic" to mention that not even official sources now claim that six million jews were deliberately killed - and people can be locked up for suggesting that the majority of deaths were actually from malnutrition and poor medical care in camps that became worse and worse supplied as the war came to a close - or from their mistreatment at the hands of the conquering Soviets.

The Third Reich is often hailed as a great success, because at least in part by foregoing monetary exchanges in international trade for barter because of their cruelly devalued currency, the Germans managed to turn their crumbling nation into an emergent superpower - an impressive feat no matter how you slice it.

>>48207225
Fuck off mate.

>>48207270
Just to prod your head, since I know this isn't going to go anywhere: what do you think happened?

>>48207306
I think supplies were stretched at the end of the way, with doctors, medicine and food in short supply - so short that in Berlin even cannibalism is documented.

>>48207387
No camp, no ghettos, no pogroms, no anti-Jewish (and others) legislation, just "oops we lost the war"?

That's pretty bold. Alright, cool.

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>>48192411
>GM gives the players an airship for easy travel
>lets them customize it as they please
>lets them add weapons and hire crew
>GM keeps track of crew morale based on how they're paid and treated by the party
>airship vs airship battle involving the party
>the party's choices of airship weapons actually have an effect on the battle

This fucking GM, man.

>>48207712
That's a weird boner.

>>48207610
The camps existed. Obviously. But to gas people effectively you should probably have airtight rooms for the purpose, if not for efficiency's sake then at least for the safety of your own people.

'Ghettos' are formed all over the world by insular minorities who don't want to assimilate. It's not unusual. Bad practice, maybe, but that's for you to take up with those inward-looking cultural enclaves.

Pogroms likewise likely happened, but like many things I suspect were overblown in the media - and if they weren't, then relocating the targets of such attacks to safe camps actually seems... very considerate, don't you think? Tensions were high after vicious conflicts financed by certain wealthy elites aimed at destabilising Germany further. In some cases anger was justified.

Anti-Jewish legislation is presumably a matter of record. You'd have to be insane to go against evidence.

You seem to be under the misguided impression that I don't believe they were mistreated at all. That's patently untrue: but I think our history is clearly biased because we need to demonise the people who lost the war in order to justify the atrocities we committed to win it.

>>48201069
Underrated post.

Good thread while it lasted. Hopefully we can have a nicer one like this sometime. Ciao friends.

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>When the players follow the groove of plot that I'm best prepared for
>When I manage to improvise and keep up with players going to lesser plotted areas without their notice

>>48193258
Touhou is a bad franchise who's fanbase is primarily pedophiles

>Play a female NPC
>Play it straight, just a normal person doing a normal fantasy-world job
>Player decides they really like the NPC and wants to get to know them better/romance them

Deep inside, this gives me weird feels.

Also, secretly, I wish I had players like >>48196915

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>dropping fatties and swinging for the game against dirty control players
>mana ramping so hard people scoop
>pulling things from the graveyard way earlier than I could have ever cast them
>watching an opponent waste a counterspell on my decoy fatty only to eat a bigger, hastier fatty

>>48207723
You don't recognize it?

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>character yells attack name

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>Character's main asset is that they're inhumanly, insanely, ridiculously strong
>But instead of being a dumb strongman, they're smart/simple enough to use their strength in clever/comedic ways

>>48208307

Related to both

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1422914?pool_id=3734

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>>48208841
>giant retard crab man with a halberd
>shouts an onomatopoeia when he attacks
>the attack makes the same sound

>>48207270
>currencies used to be backed by a promise of exchange for something real, often gold or silver, but are becoming increasingly independent of that.)

Motherfucker, you need to listen to literally any non-crazy economist.

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>PCs get captured and imprisoned
>queue solid-snake style escape sequence, up to and including getting rescued or breaking out within sight of their own execution

I want to join a comfy frontier campaign with you guys in the scarcely explored deserts of a continent's interior, assigned to map the area out before discovering riches of spice, salt and gold among the oases and dunes.

We might even fuck some of the locals and start a harem.

>>48193769
I want the source of this

>>48205512
I wish you were my DM

>>48209657
>>48205512
now kiss

>>48208223
...no? Zoggit, first the dragon, now hte boner, when will I stop being a newfag

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>>48209657
>>48205512
>>48209706

>>48207824
>You'd have to be insane to go against evidence.
Well, as long as we agree on that, right?

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>>48209754

Yup.

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>our enemies are evil bastards, but have understandable motivations
>we can negotiate with them and even hire/join

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>>48193769

Thinking of making this a focus in my next campaign, where the players live in some sort of train or a truck convoy, decorating it and traveling around.

>>48193769
That hentai would have been perfect 10/10 but then Ya find out its all just shit netorare cucking. Fucking shame since that character does things to my dick

>>48209634
I believe it's imanko system careful thou it's all just netorare cucking faggot shit.
http://hentai.animestigma.com/imako-system-episode-1/

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>>48210113
>>48210234
In the manga it looks like cucking at first but actually isn't. The problem is anime only did part of the story.

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>>48194569

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>when the GM rips off video game enemies to throw at us instead of just using the monster manual
>it works out great and the fights are fun because he also duplicates the enemy's in-game mechanics with tabletop rules

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>entire campaign is restricted to an ancient archipelago with ancient ruins and shit

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>>48210580
>ancient civilization
>used crystals for everything

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>>48210504

>The BBEG starts
>He reveals his final form
>The GM uses his own body as the miniature on the gridmap

>>48192411
>character's only identifying feature is clothing and a voice
...this IS my character. Not only that, it's worse. Only identifies by clothes, and if it's made by the same brand/maker of clothes, my character would recognize this familiar person if someone showed up in such clothes in the past. He's that terrible.

>>48210635
Your DM just lays his cock down on the map?

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>>48210651

>He hasn't read it

>>48210747
I'd rather just have players fight my Purple Worm.

>>48210770
>fight
Is that what the kids call it now?

>when the DM teaches you the REAL power

>>48203898
>DM lets you add elements to his homebrew setting such as kingdoms, cultures or deities
I'll go crazy with stuff like this when my DM lets me. I wound up creating two religions, four maps, and three countries over the course of our last campaign because my characters kept dying and I kept creating more background lore with each new character.
Of course I give the DM full veto rights, but the DM pretty much went with everything I offered with only slight adjustments to some of the aspects regarding one of the religions.

>>48208135
I am available for online play like I described.

>>48211117
Well find three other degenerates and you can enjoy your erotically-charged sex-venture that inevitably ends in the DM having you all captured by Orcs.

>>48210747
What the christ.

>>48209739
You'll never stop being a newfag.

>>48209739
It's a boner that was shopped onto a character and some anon near-immediately recognised the boner and posted the original.

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>>48205764
>PCs return home to find their door left open.
>Main villain has come to deliver final challenge.
>Sitting comfortably in base like he owns it.
>ULTIMATE INSULT.

DIDN'T USE A COASTER

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>>48211393
THE FIEND!!

>>48211393
>>48211451
Could be worse, could have hundreds of drinks out, both hot and cold, placed both on the furniture, and on books.

>>48211170
To be honest I prefer just me and a partner to lewd group games.

The only secret pleasure is being cummed inside

>>48211533
So...you just want to make a female character and then have a "DM" tell you how they get abused? Isn't that just ERP?

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>>48211521
Right, he's getting his ass whupped.

>>48211549
>secret

>>48211580
Are you telling me that you know it?

>>48211564
No, no! I want to make a female character and narrate with a DM how she gets by and what adventures she goes on. With the DM occasionally telling me how she gets abused and her trying to play it safer in future, but never quite managing to.

Less ERP, more story with lewd elements.

>>48211608
Dude you don't need to make excuses for what you want to fap to.

Just find your ERP partner and enjoy it.

>>48211598
He could probably have guessed it, let's put it that way.

>>48211681
Wat

How can you guess the pleasure of being cummed inside?

Either you know it, or you don't.

>>48211653
I don't want real ERP, not cybering. Fade to black is fine even. Just roleplay stories that are lewd enough I can enjoy them that way too.

>>48204146
This, sooooooo much this

>When the DM genuinely tries to kill the party
>People play underpowered/unoptimized characters on purpose
>Campaign doesnt end till tpk
>Strong dominant women

>>48211065
ben?

Gotta love how /tg/ manages to make a magical realm thread about holocaust denial.

>>48211779
Horace?

>>48211065
>>48211779
>>48211815
Philip?

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>>48192411
Pic related said it best once upon a time.

>>48210747
That's cool.

>>48211855
I want to play in that GM's games.

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>>48211568
>>48211521
>>48211393

>>48211992
I think I would risk being obliterated. That's my fucking cake. I ain't no cake cuck.

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>>48209739
>>48211392

>>48211855
>>48211881

YES

YES

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>>48211846
Donkey!

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>>48203898
>DM lets you add elements to his homebrew setting such as kingdoms, cultures or deities

>I allow and encourage my players to contribute to the setting in any way they can think because I want the game to be as much theirs as it is mine
>No one ever does jack shit and the only guy who tried literally carbon copied a shitty arc from the GoT
>The worst of all, they kept telling me how great my campaign and setting were and kept attending my games - yet seemed not to give a single fuck beyond that
My players not even remotely giving a fuck was one of the reasons I stopped playing p&p.

>>48192411
>when the DM said he'd run a vaguely magical realmish campaign
>where he went around and asked people what their magical realm was
>his surprise when after hearing 2/3 of the other players magical realms i said i'd make my own fun
>when those magical realms mentioned were giantess and amazoness lesbians
>the joy i felt leading an army of hairy muscle bound barbarians to sexually conquer the giantess society
>the thrill of the chase when me and my barbarians rode in on our BDSM giantess cavalry to roflstomp the amazonian tribes and also sexually conquer them
>the fact i turned the amazonian hierarchy into limbless sows
>the fact the DM let me do these things thinking i was on his side and was just shutting down the perversions of others in a way he enjoyed
>the fact that no one else knew i was indulging all my magical realms including cucking and denial of the players through their own magical realm
>the fact i came out the otherside clean of magical realm accusation where everyone else went in accepting the label of thirsty bitch

>>48212232
Back when nobody on the internet was closet gay.

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>>48192411
>Furries
>Scenic waterways/beaches
>Party downtime

>>48211393
On a related note
>Main villain comes to a PC's home to issue a final warning or challenge
>Player's face goes pale as he knows that his NPC family lives there and now thinks they will all be slaughtered
>The villain has some fucking standards and is politely chatting with his family and drinking tea when the PC rushes in, his weapon drawn

>>48212627
True that. Nothing better than a villain with standards.

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>>48193769
>PC's base starts as a piece of land and a pile of tools

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>>48210504
Beautiful. Do want.

>>48208081
my love for cirno is pure bliss.

>>48210032
Trains are the comfiest setting to exist

>>48212535
I see your magical realm is making up stories

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>PCs who aren't easily bought.
>PCs who argue against the NPCs
>PCs who start relationships with PCs
>PCs willing to sacrifice something for their beliefs
>Backstories that include family members I can include later in the game.

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>entire campaign is set underground
>DM houserules that only Drow, Tieflings, and Mountian Dorfs have darkvison after we finish our character sheets

Also
>setting is continent dominated by elves
>they hate all non-elves
>again tells us this after characters are done

>>48212933
These are the kind of things a good GM tells his players BEFORE they make their characters.

NPC families are great to have. I remember raising a group of adopted children as my Barbarian between adventures who eventually became our PCs for the next campaign.

>Edgy character options.

You know, warlocks, necromancers, anti-paladins, assassins, all that shit. Double points if they're anti-heroes.

>>48211393
>he took decorative sword you hung above the fireplace
>and cut your dog by accident

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>>48212589
>Furries

>>48212916
Nah. The other players realm was BDSM so all the barbs were super aggressive doms in leather gear(with fur obviously) and i offered them a never ending supply of subs and general domination based conquest. The other player fell for it as well so it was a lot easier than it should have been.

>>48212964
You're missing the point

Darkness was almost laughable with how many ways you had to get around it, take away Darkvision for a bunch of races and suddenly you have to worry about it. It made the campaign challenging in an unusual way.

Same with the other thing. Towns and shops weren't accessible in the normal way, really emphasized the hobo part of murderhobo and finding a place that would even serve us is a reward all on its own.

>>48210032
>world has railed that crisscross the continents
>PC is a maid who serves the passengers
>gets to see the world and meet interesting people while being felt up by strangers she can't get away from until they reach their stop

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>>48212918
>two PCs play siblings
>have believable sibling-like interactions and rivalries

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>>48193258
>character's only identifying feature is clothing
>not character's only identifiying feature is how fucking smug they are

Get with the program grandpa, it's 2016.

>>48213177
I still dream of it. My players have yet to realize that they can be related. I think I should tell them next time they're making a new character.

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>>48213177

>>48213285
>tfw no-one to play twin characters with

>>48213177
Gonna take a wild shot here... [hirame] - Dragon Cream ?

>>48213177
Played the sibling of another PC for a one-shot a while back. Been looking for the chance to do something similar again. It's a lot more fun to create your character along with someone else.

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>>48213177
>two PCs play siblings
>have believable sibling-like sexual tension

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>>48213333
>tfw every time i want to play a twin with someone they insist we have some telepathic connection or super secret sign language
>tfw every time i cavein to this shit they insist on being pants on head retarded tricksters and while i end up being the straight man in comparison
>tfw everyone loves the retard who dies withon 2 turns while hating the straight man even though i play it like a normal fucking character but close and brotherly to my other half
>tfw they insist i kill off my twin when the other dies cause now it's just a "normal" no gimmick character.

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>>48213358
I had this in a game once.

It wasn't the twincest that was distracting, it was the cockblocking.

>>48212524
I wish my GM did that shit, sounds fun.

>>48213484
Is that GoT? What is that fucking pic?

why

>>48213654
That happens pretty early on, I personally haven't watched the show, and only read part of the first book but I recognize that scene as when the kid there through chance became a witness to the queen fucking her twin brother, who grabs and tosses the kid from the window.

>>48193266
The loss of "lose all equipment and armor, including clothing" traps in more modern adventures has left me sad as well.

>>48213698
No, I know the books. But why the fuck is he some sort of gold golem in that image? This confuses and troubles me greatly.

>>48213776
the most tragic fan art

>>48213776
The lighting maybe?

>>48213776
Bad fan art, though I prefer to imagine it's actually fan art for some crossover fanfic with the elder scrolls where he's an altmer.

>>48213358
One day I will get to play this!

>>48213389
>>tfw every time i want to play a twin with someone they insist we have some telepathic connection
You don't think the best sex is sex you can feel from both participants' perceptions?

>when the good and right things to do are way harder than than any other options
>Evil requires little to no effort and rewards far more than good
I like to work hard for my happy endings and Evil should be tempting me every second of the way.

I also only accept payment in smiles and blue skies.

>>48213964
I honestly wouldn't mind that. It just usually ends up with the other half being a retard and us having a "secret" conversation that invariably screws everyone over that everyone else at the table is supposed to ignore. That or the inevitable distraction bullshit where i have to do shit with some dumbass going "lalalalalalalalal" "inside my head" and depending on GM this may actually hinder diplomay attempts.

>>48213389
>>48213964
>>tfw every time i want to play a twin with someone they insist we have some telepathic connection or super secret sign language

>implying player characters don't already have secret telepathic connections that allow them to perfectly communicate during combat or in silence

>>48214034
>I honestly wouldn't mind that.
Do you want to be the boy twin or the girl twin?

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>>48213177
not siblings but
>Ryuutama
>friend plays a merchant
>I play his trusted bodyguard
>First battle happens, everyone else is an archer of sorts so me and him are on the front line
>Merchant: I HAVE YOUR SWORD [action pose]
>Bodyguard: AND I HAVE YOUR COIN [action pose]
>GM cues the battle music

It felt really awesome.

>>48213776
well, he's now partway there already...

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>character looks really young
>actually really old

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>Main villain and NPC legendary hero are old friends/relatives with diametrically opposed goals, ethics and morals.

>>48214104
Yes?

>>48214414
I enjoy this as well, you're not alone

>>48214453
Or even a DFC twin and a titty trap twin?

>>48210504
I thought I was the only one who liked shit like this.

>>48214032
I'd love this, but evil is always way fucking harder and way less rewarding in games I'm in.

Do you know what makes my DM boner ROCK FUCKING HARD?

Roleplaying.

I'm not talking like "Hurr my character is lawful good, imma smite evil!", no I mean actual acting. I mean banter between characters that actually consists of players TALKING ABOUT EVENTS, PUZZLES, AND QUESTS. I mean players that put some effort into sounding like someone other than an asshole in a tshirt. I mean players actually making me believe that I don't need to constantly be saying "What do you want to do next?" because otherwise they'd just sit silently waiting to be herded.

I mean players that show up to actually become someone else for a few hours.

These people don't exist. I've looked.

Oh, and another thing; Players that actually seem somewhat fucking interested, if not outright excited, when they actually beat an enemy. I've never once seen it.

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>>48205863
>I always insert bits from the holocaust and the history of world war two when I gm, regardless of genre.

>not even fictional universes can forget the 6 gorillion

>>48214804
>These people don't exist. I've looked.
Yeah they do, they're called actors.

>>48214804
My group spends like 50% of each session doing this.


Try adding a little alcohol, but not too much.

>>48214804
I'm told I'm good at roleplaying like that. I only do solo online lewd games though.

>>48211533
>>48211564
the best lewd fun you can have is a lewd normal-game, no erp in the game, and have erp on the side between sessions. The game gives context, but nobody who doesn't have a fetish for die-rolling actually wants to whip out rules and charts during typefucking.

>>48194569
>Dat subtle American flag

>>48214032
>Evil requires little to no effort and rewards far more than good

This is by far the dumbest meme.

>>48215067
I'd honestly be happy with just the lewd normal game, no erp on the side. Lots of roleplaying scenes, little dice rolling.

>>48215032
I have never DM'd a lewd-venture, but it is, in theory, on my bucket list. I just have way too much on my plate to dedicate a night of the week to it.

Also, I'd probably prefer to just be part of one rather than DM it, but I play so rarely anymore.

>>48212524
There is nothing worse than apathy. I would rather be sodomized by a dick made of lava than play games with people who just don't care.

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>>48192411
>Genocide an evil race as a LG paladin

I get so many looks when this kind, gentle, paragon of good and justice shifts gears into Cleave&Smite mode. My GM threatened me with an alignment change if I kept it up. Sad day when you have to bring out rulebooks against your GM.

>>48215067
The absolute worst are the people who DO want to whip out charts and stats during sex.

>I'M GOING TO ROLL FOR PREGNANCY
>holy shit, again? why do you roll for pregnancy every time? is this a fetish?
>ROLLING FOR PREGNANCY

Those are the gentle whispers of insanity you can hear wafting off someone.

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>>48215177

>Trying to explain to cucks why a good man is not a defanged one

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>>48213177
Two of my players played twin Bladesingers.
One of them is outgoing and fun-loving like his player.
The other is stoic and moody, like his player.
They played so well off of eachother because they were also best friends in real life.
Some of the best characters I ever had.

>>48207270
>The Third Reich is often hailed as a great success, because at least in part by foregoing monetary exchanges in international trade for barter because of their cruelly devalued currency, the Germans managed to turn their crumbling nation into an emergent superpower - an impressive feat no matter how you slice it.
>What nazis actually believe.

That "growth" that is so adored was a series of borrowing loans they could never repay, raising taxes, extreme coercion and societal pressure to conform for the fatherland, eventual slave labor, blowing through scarce material, and plundering every conquered nation. This all amounted total economic implosion.

It was unsustainable economic practice in every scenario and Germany could never have been a superpower. It was only impressive in how incredibly irresponsible and short sighted the whole venture was.

Stop being crazy.

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>>48193258
implying

>>48215636
>we arr rook same.jpg

>>48215636
Why post a picture of 86 identical faces?

>>48215636
Yes because those all look different, not like a single person with a collection of colored contact lenses at all.

>>48215217
Good old Gary

>>48215739

Many of the eyes are literally different shapes. Tareme, tsurime, etc.

>he can't into jap eye art conventions

Let's go down the rabbit hole, anon.

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>player is possessed by otherworldly being
>most of the time PC is him/herself
>being will occasionally take over PC's body to further its own goals
>in my party's case dwarven cleric was possessed by a by a very vain female demigod without a body
>it constantly nags him to dress better and will hijack his body to go window shopping for dresses and makeup

>>48215217

In your example his argument is essentially "It's Lawful because it's a legal verdict, and these laws are Good because I say they are".

There's nothing smart about that whatsoever.

The part where executing non-combatants is deemed Lawful and Good is simply absurd.

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>"And these guys are basically just Vikings in all but name."

>>48212088
>risk
That's as much of a "risk" as much as playing Russian Roulette with a Beretta in a "risk". It's a certainty.

>>48215978
No it isn't, it's called Total War and it's something that has been around since war itself. You don't just kill combatants, you kill the people who enable the enemy to field combatants. You kill the cooks, the blacksmiths, the farmers, the medics, etc. If anyone is supporting or part of the enemy forces, they're now a fair game. Now get this elf-loving shit off my dorf board.

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>wearing full body armor and closed helmet

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>>48213081
>itt: Secret Pleasures
You asked for it.

>>48210113
>>48193769
>>48194177
sauce?

>>48216213
>and it's something that has been around since war itself
But no, it really hasn't been. As a concept it's only developed over the last couple centuries, and even then only took real hold in the 20th Century. I'm not saying that they were no examples of such activity before(i.e. the Mongols), but it usually wasn't an active military objective to completely destroy everyone on the other side. Things like sacking and looting were generally a product of victory, not a product of directed military action during a campaign.

By the way, I'm not arguing the morality of total war here, just being autistic about history.

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>>48213358
Targaryean filth please go

>>48214972
I'm so trained to react to abstract shapes by now that I thought this might be Loss.

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>>48210293
Looks good except for all the cucking. Shame the hentai was all about that and not the brother sister love. Fucking japs man I don't get it.

>>48214804
Oh jeez, you don't know what you're asking for. I'm in a group with someone like that right now (a Character Actor type player) and they are so obsessed with 'character authenticity' that it ruins the actual 'game' part of roleplaying game. They go off and chat with random NPCs for hours at a time, learning about the world and forcing every other player to sit there and wait for them to get back so the REAL adventure can get started. They grind the story to a screeching halt because they're more interested in learning about the homelands of the other PCs than they are actually talking to the other PCs themselves. They're the kind of people who decide to make gay marriage legal instead of saving the realm from an incoming legion of skeletons, because "It's what my character would want to do."

Those "I smite the orc in the face!" guys may not bring much depth to the adventure, but at least they care about the main plot and want to participate in the encounters you're prepared. These people you're looking for aren't going to be any more pro-active than the players that need 'herding', because all their energy is going to be directed to inconsequential content that you never even bother writing down.

Take it from me, what you're looking for isn't Character Actors, it's Storytellers. You want players who care about moving the plot forward and appreciating all the hard work and prep you've done.

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>>48218531

>>48218081
>By the way, I'm not arguing the morality of total war here, just being autistic about history.

But you're wrong. Romans systematically did this, not just as a by-product of looting. It's old as dirt as a tactic. I only mention Romans because it's an example I know of for sure because I've read more about them than other ancient civilizations--I'm sure Assyrians and Babylonians got up to this shit too.

>>48217929
Imako system.

>>48213349
Nnnnnnnnope.
Summer of Sorceress, Summer of Amazon
Marumiya's the artist.
Be mindful, it's futa.

>>48216184
Still my fucking cake, mate.

And if I die, eh, comicbooks.

>>48193266
sauce?

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>>48212232
>mahnigga.jpg

>>48215636
I can't tell who any of these 2hus are because besides eye color they all look the same.

>>48211704
You could always try your hand at writing.

>>48219321
From what I've been able to find, the Romans did it to the Carthaginians, but there are no other ancient examples of the strategy. As far as I can tell, there was no "systematic" practice of total war against anyone else. And again, I said that there were other examples of such activity. It was done by people before, but it was not the norm. It couldn't even have been the norm for the Romans, because one of their biggest advantages was their integration of conquered tribes and civilizations. Wouldn't be very useful if they killed everyone who opposed them.

>>48215878
Not that anon. Enlighten me please

>>48219999
http://markerslinger.tumblr.com/post/134568345302/i-found-out-like-a-day-ago-after-i-finished

>>48213724
Somehow, I'm okay with it being taken by someone or something instead of it all just being destroyed, even if I never get it back from whatever took it.

>>48214804
Good LARPers do that.

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>>48198969
>Implying these aren't prerequisites for me playing male characters

>>48218727
What about a Character Actor that creates a character with the intention of driving the story forward?

>>48220483
It's about shape of the eyes on the outer rims.
Rounded ones are tareme and denote gentle nature.
Sharp ones are tsurime and denote more active personalities - brash, aggressive, sneaky etc etc.
If you want autismal example lists, here
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TaremeEyes?from=Main.Tareme
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TsurimeEyes

>>48215192
Nah, pregnancy rolls are fun because they're done /after/ the typefuck, so they don't interrupt shit.

And it's hilarious when both parties have mad pimped out Stamina and the dicepool lands a lot of tens in it.

>>48215636

Third from the top left is Cirno!

>>48215636
>Two or three different chins
>Two or three different eye shapes
>No fucking noses
>Jaws and cheeks? Nah, let's just draw a bubble

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>>48221857
I have mixed feelings on the subject of this. A lot of times, any sort of super character actors are really obnoxious, but I had a game that was partially saved by one who kept the intent of driving the story along as his main concern.

>High stakes game about the world being consumed by a plague of necromantic undeath.
>The entire party are wafflers that spend 4 sessions doing half a session's worth of adventuring and proactive work to stop the scourge
>New player comes in with a completely no-nonsense, Lawful Asshole Paladin.
>Kicks the rest of the party in the pants and makes the game actually run at a decent pace.
>Rest of the party wants to try and parlay and negotiate with a clan of orcs that have been pillaging? Paladin man smashes the lead orc in the fucking face and starts a fight.
>Continues to lead the party despite his character being a total dick to the other characters, constantly accusing them of cowardice.
>Continues at a grueling pace despite taking a cursed shard of necromantic obelisk in the eye, leading to a slow, creeping death.
>Pulls a Boromir death to get the rest of the party into the final dungeon.
>Rest of the party lays him to rest after defeating the BBEG, the first person to truely die since the beginning of the scourge.
>Lament that they never learned his full name and only one of them saw under his helmet before his death.

Under any other circumstance of game, this character would've been completely intolerable, but he was the only thing that kept the campaign from falling apart prematurely. Nice guy outside of the roleplay, too.

>>48216213
>No it isn't, it's called Total War and it's something that has been around since war itself.

The first wars we got documents of generally end with forced mass-deporation of the population. Not even the biblical jews comitted genocide anywhere other than in their fapfic.

>>48219321
>But you're wrong. Romans systematically did this, not just as a by-product of looting.

They were a society of slavers and the fact that every war they waged led to a noticable influx of slaves from the then current war zone runs contrary to your statement.

>>48220239
They did not. They forced those that weren't killed in action or made slaves to re-locate away from the coast. Mass-deportation.

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>>48192411
>Transformation, be it technological (cyberpunk), magical, biological (transhumanism) or some such on character level to a degree that it significantly affects character's life. Regardless of type, it has to have some effect on the character storywise. Not just "eyecandy".

I'd propably have to say that my magical realm is transformation and things related to it. I just get this giddy and happy feeling when it happens in game. Regardless of target. It is really nice surprise but it is not necessary for enjoyment of the game.

It is even better when it creates conflict in story or an obstacle that has to be overcome. As an example I got guilty pleasure in cyberpunk game where my characters right arm got shot off (That was actually quite disturbing). To be able to continue working as professional, he had to get an artificial arm and that led to introspection about how much that arm defines him from there on. It is now part of him but it isn't actually him. This is what makes it interesting. Thought to mention this.

>>48222531
I played a ranger similar to that Paladin a while back.
>No nonsense Lawful Arsehole army vet
>Primary motivation is his burning hate of all things Orcish
>Deserted army because his CO didn't let him lead his troops into enemy territory to kill more orcs
>Meets party in small town overtaken by brigands
>Helps deal with the cutthroats and starts whipping the townfolk into shape to deal with the orcs looming in the nearby forrest
>Becomes party leader by barking orders louder than the rest
>Arguably most well liked party member in spite of being a complete wanker
>Campaign ended with all nearby threats to the townsfolk being dealt with and the Ranger heading off on his own into the mountains to kill more orcs

My only regret about that character was playing him in the sequel campaign.

>>48222676
So you get off to Baleful Polymorph?

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I love to play generally weak girlyboy characters, usually spellcasters of some sort.

Bonus points if i'm allowed (or am able to sneak) to get generally subpar stats and such.

Double Points if my character is generally accepted as worthless in-character by the rest of the party.

Triple Points if there is a character in the party who is better at my character's niche, but also in most other ways (A caster who is both better physically as well as a stronger caster with better spells, for example)

Quad Points if the party starts using me to do mundane or embarassing things since i'm so useless otherwise, such as tending their animals, carrying all their extra stuff, tripping traps for them, taking curses for them, being bait for monsters for them...Also being forced to take new spells for their comfort while leaving the cool, flashy spells for someone else.

Quintuple Points if the party actively doesn't allow me to get any good/magical loot and only gives me an absolutely miniscule fraction of the loot from adventures in general.

x1000 points if I get cucked.

I miss that game so much ;_;

>Rival of similar skill
>Try to murder each other when they cross paths
>Both growing stronger at similar rates
>Only want to prove their way is the best way
>Stinging regret once the deed is done
>They realise nothing else offers them solace in challenge
I LOVE IT, I NEED IT, I WANT IT, I CRAVE IT, GOD!

>>48211393
Planning on doing this to my players soon. They purchased an old tavern and turned it into a mercenary base where people can purchase contracted muscle. Their primary antagonist is the Governor who controls the city, lots of political rivalry between him and the party face, a bard.

>They get home after dealing with dragon hunting
>Base is empty, besides two faces
>The bartender (Bard's wife)
>The Governor is at the bar with a goblet of wine
>They are pleasantly chatting when the party arrives.
>Governor has shut down their merc company with legalese
>They missed the court summons so they are due for jailtime
>Governor is there to gloat

I'm going to drop some hints that they need some of the paperwork the Governor has, try to inspire a bank heist style break-in for the legal papers.

I really can't wait for it.

>>48222873
>Doing this
Don't do it man. It's the faces that snap hardest.
>Group negotiator has this happen to him (he opted for a bar and barter market)
>Rep of the crown is here to deliver the news for not taxing all transactions and having it handed over to the Queen (he used a license fee instead and that went into the running costs)
>Takes a bottle of his finest wine from upstairs
>Clubs the guy to death with it while shouting about taking away his happiness (former spymaster, this was him retiring)
>Saws up the body and has it dumped in the lake
>Has us fortify the place to heck
>Massive riot breaks out as both sides escalate in response
>Snowballs into civil war as a successor war starts
It's kinda scary. He was so pleasant before that. Never would lift a finger or even say a bad word IC.

>>48207225
Poes law is now in effect

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>>48222707
In a sense. Yes. If it has a meaningful impact or drives the story onwards. I don't play dnd though so I'm not sure if you have something specific you are after there. But following what TV Tropes says about it, yes.

Mind.
Control.

>Demanding Princess-y characters
It shouldn't do these things to me but it does.

>>48213389
>they insist i kill off my twin when the other dies cause now it's just a "normal" no gimmick character.
The fuck? That's a waste of potential character development if I heard it.

>>48214804
me and most of my playgroup are like this, we improve world build while remaining in character. the only problem is when it gets too involved and halt the story, but we've gotten pretty good noticing when that happens and moving along. honestly the main reason i dm is because i love to world build.

>>48223465
8 times out of 14. Suddenly my whole "gimmick" is gone so I shouldn't exist as a character apparently. Like we're dvati without the fluff.

>>48215636
proving

>>48212524
dude you sound like a fucking wuss, some people just don't like world-building in cooperation with others (or world-building at all), that doesn't mean they don't love interacting with a world that already exists or appreciate your world

Personally I fucking loathe working with others when it comes to worldbuilding. If I don't have complete creative control, I just don't want to bother at all. I don't at all mind being a participant in a world in which I have no influence on its constituent parts though

>>48207270
>currencies used to be backed by a promise of exchange for something real, often gold or silver, but are becoming increasingly independent of that.)
>I don't know anything about the history of finance

>>48212485
SpongeBob!

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>>48218727
>main plot

>>48212544
Bullshit. The very idea of Internet was originally invented by US Army, it was closet gay from day #0.

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>dominate/charm person
>mind control
>mind-altering substances
>lobotomization
>transformation
>victims of such things converting their former friends
you don't understand how hard it is to play a game with mind flayers

>>48207125
Maybe if you were capable of elementary school mathematics you wouldn't be this fucking retarded.

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> Two player game
> We agree that we are 2 Viking Brothers, He the crazy Berserker, I the Tribal Shaman.
> His min-max approach to combat allows me to focus on my shaman-y abilities, as well as stuff for NPC interactions.
> We find a happy medium where he slaughters all but one of any enemy party, who I then interrogate for clues.
> DM starts allowing me to convince NPC's to join us.
> MFW we build up our very own custom raiding party and start pillaging elven territory.

>>48215978
>these laws are good because I say they are
Uh oh, looks like we found a moral relativist! You're a fucking idiot.

>>48222677

>My only regret about that character was playing him in the sequel campaign.

Storytime?

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>>48210599
Crystals?

>>48218727
Even though you're wrong, "it's what my character would do" is something most of my group still wont get past. We even kicked a player because he played his first character as an edgy moron who kept trying to attack other party members, then when we killed him for it he said "that's okay, I didn't like that character anyway, he kept doing stupid things" and made another character with the exact same personality.

You can't blame the character when it's you who doesn't understand what a team game is. Let the DM make the enemies instead of making a special snowflake.

>>48194078
this is one of my all time favorite things.

>>48196915
huh really makes you think...

>>48221503
You just enjoy playing little 8 year-olds?

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>>48211393

>>48222863
Wow dude you have a terminal case of some sort of self hatred or cuckoldry or something, damn.

>>48222863
source on that image?

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>>48225155
It's not all that interessting so I'll try to keep it as short as I can:
>GM has two months to kill before leaving for a semester aboad.
>Offers to run short campaign centered around our split party regrouping for a tournament we heard about in our last adventure.
>My Ranger isn't too fond of the idea of fighting for others entertainment, but I figured he'd feel obliged to help out the "friends" he'd made.
>After signing us up for the tourney our Bard finds out another team has an Orcess, a Human and their Half-Orc son.
>The campaign's focus has suddenly shifted to keeping this information form my character and hoping they drop out before he finds out about it.
>After several great encounters our team is in the finals.
>Our opponents is the team with the Orcs.
>Cold rage.
>Spits at the feet of their team captain instead of shaking his hand.
>After winning a very close match my Ranger rushes off to find the Orcs before they can scurry off and hide.
>Catch up to them and demand a figth to the death.

Cont.

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>>48226469
>The Party's Lawful Stupid Paladin catches up to him and manages to grab him.
>Orcs move to leave.
>"All Orcish halfbreed spawn should be killed along with their parents."
>That fired up the Orcess.
>Now more than willing to take him on one-on-one she comes up and slaps the ranger across the face.
>"Says a lot about Orcs and their lack of honour when you punch a man being held down. Now get out of the tournament grounds so I can rid the world of you, your abomination of a son, and the traitor who sired him."
>Roll intimidate.
>23
>Orcess is legitimately afraid for her life and the life of her family.
>Backs off.
>Ranger breaks free from the Paladin to make chase.
>Party Cleric roots Ranger to the ground.
>Ranger unable to follow keeps screaming profanities after them, vowing to hunt them to the end of the world.
>Paladin joins the Orc team and vows to protect them from the Ranger.
>Ranger breaks free and makes chace.
>Wizard, Bard and Cleric left behind to take the tournament prize.
>FIN

Was a lot of fun to roleplay a character going off the deep end like that, but that last session still left a bad taste in my mouth. I hate splitting a party like that even though it was pre-destined to be our last session.

>it's a "PCs get tempted by higher powers and slowly goes evil/dark side/corruption" campaign
>the gm allows a redemption arc if things don't advance too far

You have no idea how much I love character arcs like this.

All,
>>48192411
>>48193769
>>48203898
>>48208307
>>48214414
>>48214422
>>48216239
-of that stuff.
+ warrior women
+ tough-guy wizards
+ magic that has a 1/100 chance of fucking you up if you fuck it up
+ golems/elementals that are slowly learning the meaning of life ala' the Iron Giant, not unlike Groot (but in reverse I guess), and work as the front line strong-arm but are honesty just curious and complacent on the inside.
+ scrappy little-guys (dwarves/kobolds/goblins)

>>48213177
My brother an I planed a pair of halfings, a bard and a rogue, that we were naming Miguel and Tulio. Game never got off of the ground, but we've got it locked and loaded for another time.

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Demons/Elementals/Ethereals who are too cool to be bothered with owning up to there heritage/destiny and just want to go eat pancakes

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>>48226677
> golems/elementals that are slowly learning the meaning of life
only to sacrifice themselves for those they love just as they figure it out

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>Eye-colour changes when character embraces the Evil Power of Nefariousness
Actually all power-related changes of appearance are awesome in my book.

>>48219321
Romans burned places and took slaves.
The Greek fought their pitted battles, retrieved their wounded and were friends again the next day.

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>>48192411
> gave my players a water elemental to help in naval combat, they turned this into a buddy road movie with the Elemental being the primary reason for all actions for about 15 sessions now. They even made him a firefighter. No, not with water powers. With axe and helmet.

>>48203898
>DM lets you add elements to his homebrew setting such as kingdoms, cultures or deities
>tfw your DM does this
>always fall in love with his settings
>don't feel like I have enough of an intellectual base to make stuff interesting and developed enough to live up to the settings
>never ask him to add my ideas because I'm afraid of disappointing him with my ignorance
>keep studying stuff I think could be good for worldbuilding
>never feel like I'm good enough
>an endless cycle that repeats every campaign

>>48226488
If it's any consolation, I think that's an awesome open ended, fade to black finale. I am a forever GM but I have wet dreams of ending my own characters in that kind of fashion.

Badass kids. Anywhere from seven to fifteen years old.

for example:
>is competent in combat(either a good warrior for their age, magics, ect)
>acts like an adult(or at least tries to); generally mature and wise beyond their years
>wants to do all the murderhobo things that adult murderhobos do(steal, murder, get prostitutes), then gets mad when no one will let him.

I just think it's cool when someone plays a murderhobo kind of character but instead of being your average twenty to thirty year old guy, it's some eleven year old with a foul mouth and a penchant to burn things and people that piss him off.

>>48227462
The Romans leave a wasteland and call it peace

-Vegetius

>>48221503
I need this because of reasons.

>>48228531
If you can show me reverse image search doesn§t give sauce, I will tell you.
Man, fish, fire, and all that stuff

>>48228531
https://hitomi.la/galleries/762680.html
I got you sister

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>>48207712
Sounds pretty cool, getting some tacticool boardgaming in ur arpegees.

>>48210032
I've heard of railroading players but this is ridiculous....

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>>48225213
Dr. Dinosaur is a scientist for the people!

>>48213081
>LRMs

>>48211393
I plan on doing this after the party inherits a haunted castle (after they deal with the supernatural presence/clear out the rebels and goblinoids.) It's going to be one of those cases where the BBEG they were dealing with for two story arcs has been replaced as the instrument of their world's conquest by someone far less reasonable/pleasant.

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>>48211992
Lemme improve that scenario a little.

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>>48203898

I must live the good life.
Just sat down with my Black Crusade GM and talked about how to add more depth to his jungle world.

>world is now half space hulk/ half planet that due to WARP can sustain life.
>tribesmen in the jungle in huts, fishermen on the coast living in boats, orks and nids in space hulk still fighting the old inhabitants.
>I play a heretek who is MacGyver and Joseph Gobbel combined.
>"N" A forsaken who is after the biggest game
>"M" Indiana Jones style Renegade
>"J" A Sorcerer with a hard on for bureaucracy

Most sessions are a story arch which start as we discribe what our guys did in the D-days since the last session.

>I always work on building a bomb, fixing a shuttle, or help locating a relic for myself and M to get
>N goes hunting and fishing with his shotgun and brings his kills back to be cooked for his tribes people
>M studies rituals and history. Occasionally sneaking off to secure a part for me
>J reads tarrots, shouts at villagers, and reads about faggot pyker stuff and void warfare

>>48192411
I have a deep need.
I require a sauce on your image, sir.
A link, a name - I don't care as long as you can clearly provide the source.

>>48229615
I'm sorry but my secret pleasure is i get off on the fact you and others will never know this.

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>>48229818
Know that I shall remember you.
Horrors both imaginable and unimaginable will befall you because I couldn't rub one out. All because of you.
Curse you!
May all of the doujins you find be NTR-cuckfest, scat and watersports.
May your ISP ban all your favorite porn sites.
Know that you shall wish from the bottom of your rotten blackened soul that you would've given me the sauce when I requested it.

>>48229818
Then you're not doing a very good job of keeping it secret

>>48229955
it's actually my secret pleasure to turn every human being into a self sustaining individual by using trials that at first seem insurmountable but in actuality are just within their skill level and thus increase said level with every challenge

>>48230171
>a badly done crop
>no metadata
>finding source is surmountable challenge
Nah,

>>48230301
>>finding source is surmountable challenge
sometimes it is, reverse image search would get you to the older threads where image was used and someone might have volunteered sauce in one of them

>>48230333
it's almost as if someone purged those threads from all existing archives. If only there were, say, a council of sages knowledgeable in the ways of japanese illustrations and storytelling one could ask.
You sir, have a quest on your hands.

>>48212964
I think if the DM hints that everything wont be "normal" and gives a basic hints a la-
>Hey, theres a LOT of elves on that continent there
>Its mostly EVIL shit that lives underground *winkety wink*

I'd say its fair.

But then again, I'm a DM. So I'm expected to think shit through. Whereas 90% of my players wont and will just power game the system regardless of setting/story/character.

Who is the true evil /tg/?

>>48225526
of what?

>>48230401
Can't help you there. I can tell you it's not by any of the authors I recognize by drawstyle, but that doesn't narrow it down very much. And I don't recognize the character either.

>>48228710
Thanks!
>>48228611
I apologize.

>>48224443
>Personally I fucking loathe working with others when it comes to worldbuilding.

This a thousand times. The "too many chefs in the kitchen" issue is a problem that nowhere near enough GMs seem to understand.

The most I am willing to go is "Invent the town/region your character came from." But every time a GM is like "Hey, players, name this random village" I want to pull my hair out, because it just reeks of the GM not caring about the world they're supposedly creating and running. It's the GM equivalent of a player who doesn't put any thought into his character beyond his combat stats.

>>48227274
>png.png
For what purpose?

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>>48192411
>when people are actually able to regularly come over
The only regular place I see my friends is school, and I don't know how to initiate with people. I'm honestly impressed with myself that I could find people in the first place...

>>48227618
Tell him you love him and want to impress him but can never be good enough. He'll hold you and love you and for at least one night, everything will be better.

>>48227946
I work with kids and I'm pretty sure all you'd need to get that way would be a murderhobo daddy to not stop the kid.

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>>48233430
Not that anon but we just had an "annoy people who bitch about phone posters" thread not 24 hours ago and all of us are just now getting off ban.

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>>48210580

I think you'll enjoy this

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>>48208081

What's it like having shit taste?

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>>48215636
Maybe it's because you jerk off to them frequently enough that you're intimately familiar with the minutest contours of their rather simply drawn faces, but I assure you this chart does not constitute a significant variance in facial type and structure on any level.

Arr.

Rook.

Same.

>>48234795
>shit taste
>liking touhou
Pick two and tell me what it's like being a literal retard.

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>>48222863
make that into a girl instead of a guy and I'm in

man I hate myself

>>48213285
Muh African-American

>>48235297
why does it need to be a girl for you?

>>48213177
>Get invited to join a session and fill in for a guy that left.
>Roll a dwarf because that's my jam.
>Another guy in the group has to re-roll a character because he died the previous session.
>Also rolls a dwarf.
>We decide to make our characters brothers for the sake of it.
>Entire session is bantz between my pretty straight forward fighter and his dwarven wizard.
>And we both pull scottish accents for the duration of it for kicks.
>The only time we're not bantering between eachother is when we're insulting one of the other player's half orc because racism.

It's fun shit, let me tell you.

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When this type of pairing forms.

Final forms in general.

Especially ones involving removing a restraint (collar, mask, etc)

>>48235932
My nigga.

>spending upwards of half of my share of the loot on sleeping in fine inns, eating fine foods, and luxurious treatments at the public baths after every time we go tramping through the muck and murdering goblins

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>>48235839

>>48214187
Kek

>>48209360
He's not wrong if he means moving currency away from a backing system. No major economy has had a gold or silver back currency in decades. All economies run on FIAT, basically credit on part of the government. Its the idea that what is being issued is being done so by a government that has expectations regarding it's own output etc. It's all based on the credit of the nations that issue said currency.

>>48235932
- If I take that off, will you die?
- No, but it sure will hurt... you.

>>48234795
I have no idea, Touhou fan. You tell me.

>>48237602
you're a large gentleman