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Oh shit nigga it's an Astro-Spinx! Best answer his riddle nigga

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Oh shit nigga it's an Astro-Spinx! Best answer his riddle nigga 2016-07-08 19:48:15 Post No. 48179572
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Oh shit nigga it's an Astro-Spinx! Best answer his riddle nigga Anonymous 2016-07-08 19:48:15 Post No. 48179572 [Report]
roll a d100

"What is an orc's favorite song that isn't a coffee table or a happening?"
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 19:54:19 Post No.48179661
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 19:54:19 Post No.48179661 [Report]
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>48179572
Boyz in da Hood?
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 19:55:25 Post No.48179678
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 19:55:25 Post No.48179678 [Report]
>>48179572
>TEETH AREN'T HORSES!!!
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 19:58:14 Post No.48179724
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 19:58:14 Post No.48179724 [Report]
>>48179661
dead
>>48179678
dead (gotta roll nigga)
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 19:58:20 Post No.48179726
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 19:58:20 Post No.48179726 [Report]
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>48179572
Elf tears.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:00:47 Post No.48179764
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:00:47 Post No.48179764 [Report]
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>48179572
Power of the Horde.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:00:54 Post No.48179768
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>48179572
I remember this thread.
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 20:05:17 Post No.48179824
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 20:05:17 Post No.48179824 [Report]
>>48179726
>>48179764
dead
>>48179768
yeah saw that cap so I thought I'd make my own, also dead
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:05:20 Post No.48179828
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:05:20 Post No.48179828 [Report]
Rolled 36 (1d100)

Bohemian Rhapsody
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:06:54 Post No.48179851
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:06:54 Post No.48179851 [Report]
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>48179572
Garden clippers.
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 20:41:12 Post No.48180326
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 20:41:12 Post No.48180326 [Report]
>>48179828
>>48179851
dead
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:44:28 Post No.48180375
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:44:28 Post No.48180375 [Report]
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>48179572
AN ORC-ESTRA
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:44:30 Post No.48180376
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:44:30 Post No.48180376 [Report]
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>48179572
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE THE FORMUOLI
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:45:14 Post No.48180388
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:45:14 Post No.48180388 [Report]
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>48179572
>A Coffee Table or a Happening
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:46:36 Post No.48180408
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:46:36 Post No.48180408 [Report]
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>48179572

Pockchop sandwiches
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:50:37 Post No.48180451
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:50:37 Post No.48180451 [Report]
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>>48179572
Enough Dakka.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:50:55 Post No.48180457
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 20:50:55 Post No.48180457 [Report]
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>>48179572
A shit. A song that isn't a coffee table is shit.
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 20:52:30 Post No.48180473
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 20:52:30 Post No.48180473 [Report]
>>48180376
>>48180408
dead
>>48180388
you didn't give an answer
double dead
>>48180375
triple dead
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 20:56:01 Post No.48180525
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 20:56:01 Post No.48180525 [Report]
>>48180451
>>48180457
dead
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:00:33 Post No.48180567
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:00:33 Post No.48180567 [Report]
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>48179572
Grot-toman
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:02:05 Post No.48180584
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:02:05 Post No.48180584 [Report]
>>48180567
You are a hero to us all.
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The Astro-Sphinx 2016-07-08 21:05:28 Post No.48180622
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Rolled 5, 2, 4, 5, 1, 4, 5, 6, 6, 3, 3, 6, 5, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 3, 3 = 84 (20d6)

>>48180567
Oh shit nigga, the Astro-Sphinx explodes into chain lightning.
You win fag.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:07:16 Post No.48180639
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:07:16 Post No.48180639 [Report]
>>48180622
And that puts me at... -39 HP

Excellent!
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:10:27 Post No.48180675
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:10:27 Post No.48180675 [Report]
>>48179572
And I was gonna say orc-hestral music.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 21:14:52 Post No.48180743
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>>48180622
Fare ye well, Astro-sphinx, you could not withstand my pun-ishment.

Till next time...
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Your GM 2016-07-08 21:27:04 Post No.48180899
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Your GM 2016-07-08 21:27:04 Post No.48180899 [Report]
>>48180743
After defeating the Astro-sphinx you turn to the villagers you saved. They seem quite impressed by your exquisite puns that not only do they want to give their farm tools as a reward, they also want to start a bonfire in your honor. Aren't you a lucky guy.
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 23:00:58 Post No.48182299
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Anonymous 2016-07-08 23:00:58 Post No.48182299 [Report]
>>48180567
I don't get it.
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 00:10:44 Post No.48183300
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 00:10:44 Post No.48183300 [Report]
>>48180899
>"Halt, citizens! Move ye no further, until you roll 1d100 and answer my riddle!"

>"What is an anus that is also a penis?"
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 00:18:56 Post No.48183405
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Anonymous 2016-07-09 00:18:56 Post No.48183405 [Report]
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>48183300
O-OP?
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