The Official MTG Snowstorm/Lore Thread

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>>48169092

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Kaya's sheet for repo

>>48169092
My stories just never count, do they? What an outrage!

>>48169166
I"M SO FUCKING SORRY

GLORIOUS NOT-SMUT: >>48157244

So which flake has sucked the most cocks/had their cock sucked the most?

>>48169225
Merik

>>48169225
>sucked the most cocks: Nishal
>had their cock sucked the most: Iosha.

>>48169236
Who's Merik? And why do you say that?

>>48169225
DIOMEDES is from ancient not-Greece, so he probably sucked a lot of man dick growing up. Might have gotten blown if oral doesn't count as losing his virginity.

>>48169264
Wasn't oral like the lowest sex act to perform in Greek society though?

>>48169280
Slaves sucked dick.

>>48169300
He was born a weak little cripple boy according to his sheet.

>>48169280
>>48169300
>Tonight on MTG Snowflake and Lore Thread: Fellatio in Ancient Greece

>>48169323
Well, you earn something new every day, anon. I'm just trying to help out.

>>48169323
> Tonight of Dateline: The Connection between Fellatio and Diomedes' Mouth.

>>48169373
Turns out DIOMEDES is just waiting for the right man to settle down with, and doesn't believe in sex before marriage.

>>48169373
>the repeated, inordinately thick connection. Holy Heliod, is that even NATURAL?

>>48169393
Oh god, he's got one of those abstinence rings too, probably. Like the Jonas Brothers had.

>>48169245
>>sucked the most cocks: Nishal
>>had their cock sucked the most: Iosha.
You glorious fucking cunt.

>>48169448
>Tonight on Flakeline: DIOMEDES; Pure husbando, or purest?

The only thing about him that isn't mono is his color type.

>>48169264
>>48169393
And it's canon that he's a virgin, too, because, you know, he never loses.

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What's your flake's A E S T H E T I C?

>>48169558
What is this AESTHETIC meme?

>>48169501
I figured I'd throw a bone to the fetishists in the threads

>>48169558
>Nishal: bohemian nature and spirituality aesthetic
>Iosha: labratory grunge and chrome decal

>>48169558
CASH MONEY TOWN CRUSHING LONELINESS

>>48169245
Hows those barbs feel going down her throat?

>>48169662
prickly, probably. I imagine they taste heavily of nickle.
see what I did there? Nickle? Nishal? I've been sitting on that joke for MONTHS
much like Iosha has been on Nishal's face OH DAMN TWO FOR ONE

>>48169701
Careful, he's probably got the cat's tongue

>>48169739
Mmm....dat rough tongue on her soft places.

>>48169739
>>48169759
Take it to the /soc/ erp thread

>>48169558

Acervus' aesthetic involves a lot of old cathedrals

Katin takes on different aesthetics with their various shapeshifts

Eris is Satanic-core 2metal4u aesthetic

Makayel has transcended such frivolties as aesthetics in his service to glorious Phyrexia

Tharunya doesn't understand what an aesthetic is for obvious reasons

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>>48169558
GLORY AND VICTORY ETERNAL

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>>48169092
REPO UPDATED

MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S RIGHT

>>48169501
I think Gaia might have a headstart though given all the time she had before and after meeting her husband. I mean, she IS an elf.

>>48169944
Everything seems right to me. Americia's story about her fighting the Gitrog Monster doesn't seem to be in there, but that is a very silly story and she is a very silly character.

>>48170038
Repost it and I'll stick it in there.

>>48170058
http://pastebin.com/4WdbQcwp

American glory.

>>48169759
>l-lick my elbow

>>48170074
Added

WHO DOES YOUR FLAKE HAVE A CRUSH ON?

>>48170391
YOU

Hey, The Cathar is still a thing
-in the midst of the Dark Ascension-

Daisy's cage lay on the table right next to his shrine to Avacyn, which was entirely comprised of her collar, and the cathar knelt with his hands clenched in a ball as he whispered a hurried prayer. The screaming started before he had finished even that prayer and the cathar picked up his sword and hand crossbow. He stood up and poked the bunny's nose “Mrs. Holstetter will take care of you until I get back, now be good.” He smiled as Daisy did a little sneeze and turned his back to her, striding out into the streets of his town and was alarmed by the number of undead attacking, how had they gotten so close without him hearing something. “Mrs. Holstetter,” he called to an old lady running towards him, “get inside and lock the door, I'll keep you safe.”
“Thank you, sir-” He put a finger to her lips and smiled before she could finish.
“Thank me once the crisis is over, now get inside.” He said and shot a zombie approaching them, staggering it long enough for the old woman to get to relative safety and the cathar to begin his work. He made quick strides to the staggered zombie and dropped it by plunging his sword through its head. More started swarming to him as he pushed his way into town, with the cathar dropping one of the zombies through an elbow strike and quick decapitation.

>>48170424
DOSHIO

Could DIOMEDES do anal?

>>48171289
Certainly. Anal was manly in Greek society. How else were you going to fuck young slave-boys?

Well this got boring

>>48171085
The bodies piled up around his body and at one point the cathar lost his blade in one of the corpses. A rather large skaab lumbered towards him, not paying attention to the bolts he lodged in its body. “This is bad,” he muttered and the skaab grabbed him by the throat, lifting the cathar into the air. As his breaths were growing shorter, he produced a silvered dagger from one of his pockets and began carving through the skaab's arm along the stitches to free himself. The Cathar fell to the ground with the limp had still clutching at his throat and the rest of the Skaab tried to grab him once more but he used that as an opportunity to get within its reach. Knowing he had seconds before getting grabbed and flung away, the cathar plunged his dagger into the skaab's chest with one hand before shoving the other into the newly created opening. He could feel the wet and clammy hand grab him as his hand found a very special piece it had been looking for, wedged too tightly for him but he got help as he was flung away and hit a building. He stood up and looked at the alchemical heart he held in his hand and back to the skaab that stumbled for a bit before falling over now that its power source was removed

>>48171760
Crushing the heart underneath his foot, the cathar retrieved his dagger and pushed further on into town where he found a horror with scarred skin, cruel horns, and tattered wings commanding the undead. The cathar took a deep breath as the two of them locked eyes, he didn't know what went through the demon's mind and wasn't very interested; he felt like he could just back up slowly, go home, grab Daisy, and retiring to a more normal life somewhere across the ocean. He could, but what he did was raise his crossbow and take a shot at the demon. The bolt bounced off of the demon's hide and the silvered dagger didn't do much better. The demon backhanded him, sending him flying, before walking towards his prone form and put his foot on the cathar's chest. He might have said something in his foul tongue but the cathar wasn't in the mood for it as the demon was crushing his chest. He had a chance for a quick breath as everything went dark around him, he saw the demon bringing his foot down and the cathar almost welcomed the blessed sleep.

All I'm sharing for now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K_BkP9Bx-Q

Sorry for the quiet, TF2 Update.
Speaking of which, who wants to March to their Imminent Doom on Innistrad in the Flakevengers?

>>48172246
Leon's already running around saving people, even though he should know better. Although I suppose if you needed any more help on your trip to Thraben...

>>48172412
Serena and Revas in character basically just fended off a branch of Fallen Innistrad denizens against a port town. They got their shit Rekt, so they're resting with the survivors who are trying to fix their town up from the siege since its pretty obvious the big battle is happening in Thraben with the Jacetice league.

I had a feeling Revas and Serena would more or less be clashing with the corrupted followers of the remaining Demonic Host trying to take advantage of the unadulterated madness by feasting on the survivors like Leeches.

If you feel like Demon fighting, let me know, that goes for other flakes on Innistrad who are sorta just there and want to tag along on an adventure provided it doesn't fuck with your canon that you got going.

>>48172456
No yeah, man I'm def interested. I already talked to Serena anon about it some.

>>48172480
You apart of the steam group? If not, look up Serena of Flight Goldnight or KONO DIO DA (Myself, I think I'm gonna need to switch it to my character hah)

We'll get you involved.

>>48172496
Yeah I got in on the steam group.

>>48172496
>>48172509
I'm the spiral.

Hey hey
Is Nishal Anon here?

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Here's the first draft of my script for the Flakepoint trailer, just a way to tell the basic story.

We enjoy that there is one anon who insists that we are the source of all lewd even though most of it happens during our slumber.

>>48173448
what if you sleep post lewd shit.

>>48173477
It is possible, we are many.

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>>48169558
Ka'koarm has a distinct and recognizable theme about him and his summons.
It is a deep, tangy flavor that permeates the air, a sour soot brimming with electricity. An aesthetic of will and desire uncontrolled by sanity.

>>48173494
>It is a deep, tangy flavor that permeates the air, a sour soot brimming with electricity. An aesthetic of will and desire uncontrolled by sanity.
And also fish.

>>48174266
Goes well with tartar sauce.

>>48173434
Holy shit. That is absolutely sick!

Color me impressed!

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>>48174461
> paints Gaia the color of impressed

>>48174548
What color is that?

>>48174561
It's called Impressed. Pretty isn't it?

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>>48174561
Here is the color of Impression. Gaia wears it well. She made the right choice.

>>48174608
I think that's just neon pink. Are you seriously suggesting we douse her plane in neon pink paint?


Vronak, you NEED to make a Shapeshifter planeswalker that is basically an Inkling. Something tells me it would hail from Lorwynmoor and be BR, because Bloodmoon and Contamination+Ophiomancer are things. Also they use loads of Mana Rocks

>>48174689
Vronak doesnt need to do anything more.

>>48174695
You are no fun.

>>48169558
>Gaia
A lot of fucking trees

>Belagir
Doot doot

>Spider mom
I feel like this one is obvious

>Myxxzzikt
You ever seen a mantis eat its mate head-first?

>Razorcock
*One-Winged Angel starts playing*

>>48174695
Why not? this is a Flake that unintentionally turns entire planes into omnivorous mountain ranges.

>>48169558
I would reply but I have no idea what the fuck this meme is supposed to mean.

>>48174707
>>48174749
Please never reply to me again, Vronak.

>>48174754
I'm nor Vronak. (>>48174608) that guy is Vronak, or maybe everyoen except you is Vronak, I'm not really sure.

>>48174764
No one in these threads ever asks for some specific flake maker to make a flake about something. Vronak doesnt produce good enough flakes to create a fanbase with such requests.

Please never reply to me again, Vronak.

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>This anon still thinks I'm Vronak, even when I've pointed him at the real Vronak.
>mfw.
What an idiot, maybe if we laugh at him he'll go away.

>>48174750
>>48169612
According to this meme, a person's aesthetic is their ideal of beauty. Although usually, it applies specifically to the whole vaporwave subculture.

Wow, some people are really obnoxious.

>>48174819
I know right.

>>48173434
That last bit sent a shiver of anticipation down my spine.

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>>48174689
It's a type of fuschia.

And why Ophiomancer?

>>48174695
True enough that I've made more than my fair share of flakes, but people like what people like. I try not to stifle creativity.

>>48174754
So, this is five people now that have been claimed to be me? Pic related.

>>48174772
I've made equally good flakes as much as bad flakes. The most popular one seems to be the squirrel girl, Íreth.

>>48174800
I too like Brave and the Bold.

>>48174819
>>48174830
They just be chillbrassin'.

>>48173434
Aw shit. Are Sonia and spider mom locked in epic battle? Did I read that right? And is DIOMEDES fighting anyone in particular?

>>48175148
Evidently from the previous convo, He's fighting off dicks in his mouth.

>>48173434
Really cringey. But of course it has to be good because its about cancerous flakepoint supported by your resident namefags.

>>48175146
>And why Ophiomancer?
Contamination requires the sacrifice of a creature to work, Ophiomancer creates a Snake token if you don't control a snake. The combo is saccing the snake token to trigger Contamination (this makes lands ONLY produce Black Mana) and then getting another one during your next turn, because you currently don't control any Snakes.

Combine this with Blood Moon (which makes all lands into Mountains) to REALLY piss people off.

Thanks for clearing up the color discrepancy.

>>48175204
>namefags
>2/3 people praising it were anonymous
Seriously dude, what's your problem?

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>>48175219
Gotcha. I think there is a better setup for this tell me what you think.

>>48173434
I am not exactly sure of what this is supposed to accomplice, honestly.
Also, William offing canon characters is a poor move imho. I thought the general agreement was to left canon untouched.
>>48175204
Am no namefag then.

>>48175376
I kind of want to make a W/R Myr flake now. And make a twist with it's conception.

>>48175352
>Seriously dude, what's your problem?
Flakepoint. Though most of the praisers were anonymous yes, fucked up there.
>>48175378
No fuck you, Will is so important he can do that. Fuck the haters.

>>48175378
>Offing canon characters
Must've missed that part.

Yeah, I agree with Murdock. Let's just say they were a bunch of Sengir vampires, not Sengir himself.

Oh boy, it's another "let's make a mocking parody of an already existing flake and pretend its our entirely original and legitimate idea" episode.

>>48175406
>Flakepoint
Then ignore it or give constuctive feedback. Christ.

>>48175423
I don't know why you are complaining, those episode are usually quite good.

>>48175391
Go for it.

>>48175391
That butthurt that messenger is more positively regarded than your flakes?

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Holy Ovaries of Avacyn. It's just made up characters in a made up story. People need to chillbrass the fuck down. It's nothing to throw a tantrum over or even worth letting bother you. Your day isn't ruined because someone on the Internet has ideas you don't like. Everyone just calm your Serena-sized tits.

>>48175442
>ignore something that affects the entire multiverse due to its nature

K.

>>48175480
Has nothing to do with Messenger. I like him and his flakes. I just have a twist on how this one came to be.

>>48175499
So you are just directly copying the idea.

>>48175483
Tits the size of Serena? That's impressive, must be a Zendikar angel or a giant.

>>48175493
The entire multiverse in a fictional setting that, as I've requested, will not involve canon characters or planes. And when the story is done that multiverse returns to normal.

Yes. Ignore it. It's not hard. It has no bearing or consequence on your flakes. It's a thought experiment and a fiction.

>>48175442
Another anon here, I've ignored it since its inception since I think it ignores all of the guidelines we've tried to establish.

I'd advise everyone else who dislikes it to do the same and continue with flakemaking as normal. There's no fighting the latest craze.

>>48175545
Or a Giant Angel...that just so happens to be from Zendikar?

>>48175561
While I'm not participating in flakepoint, I do find it funny that people are so salty about it. It involves fewer canon interractions than the Innistrad flakes, who have directly interracted with canon characters and events, and completely sticks to fan-made material. It's funny that so many people are getting their panties in a knot over fanfiction.

>>48175600
That wasnt a good thing either.

>>48175608
Not saying it was, but people didn't get that salty about it or bitch. People just ignored it. I find the double-standard funny.

>>48175561
>Another anon here, I've ignored it since its inception since I think it ignores all of the guidelines we've tried to establish.
>I'd advise everyone else who dislikes it to do the same

Thank you. That is all I ask.

>>48175532
No. Not at all. How can someone say "a twist on its conception" and you automatically think it's copying someone else's idea?

>>48175600
Only Serena had a brief interaction with canon characters. I don't really count interactions with characters like the Archangels as they have almost zero story content but are massively significant to the people of Innistrad. It's perfectly reasonable that Venn has a crush on Gisela but it would stop being reasonable if she even slightly cared he existed, because she doesn't he's just some human.

>>48175704
If messenger wasnt ever made, you would have never gone "I must now make a myr flake".

>>48175620
Those were individual events. For me, the issue is that this flakepoint thing is now the primary focus of these threads whereas those individual snowflakes were all separate, isolated events rather than some big collaborative thing.

I'm content to ignore it but it's still the main topic of these threads and ignoring it means I'm not going to be able to contribute whenever it's being discussed. It also draws attention away from things that aren't flakepoint-based, meaning that non-flakepoint content doesn't draw as much interest or even critique, unless it's Vronak-tier bad. So in short, thanks to flakepoint, I have much less reason to be interested in these threads or to contribute to these threads for as long as it takes place.

>>48175704
As a personal favor, Vronak, can you not do it?

>>48175737
Actually, I would have. Because the idea of it being a Myr comes from the idea I've wanted to make for a flake. And it works best with Myrs.

>>48175800
And why shouldn't I?

>>48175780
Why don't you try contributing non-flakepoint content then? See if your theory is true? Cause from what it sounds like, you're not alone in your distaste. I bet if you contributed, it wouldn't be as flat-out ignored as you seem to think it will.

In short, if the content you want doesn't exist, get some other anons together and make it. Don't expect an actively contributing group of anons to stop doing their own thing on your behalf.

>>48175829
Because I think we got Messenger already and it covers the niche pretty well, and having another myr walker...
Really Vronak. I thought you were more inventive than this. I mean you have done quite a lot of original flakes, why don't you give a unique twist to this one as well? Don't disappoint me like this.

>>48175818
So now you are claiming that you had the idea this entire time, messenger just happened to make it first?

Some fucking limit, please.

>>48175832
What makes you think I haven't already? I'm stating my observations after having already contributed since the flakepoint's inception. And I will continue to make content not based on the flakepoint, don't doubt that. I will just do so with the awareness that it's unlikely to garner as much feedback - and that's why we share content in these threads in the first place, for feedback, exposure and attention.

The theory's already been tested, anon. I'm saying this because it's what I've seen for myself already.

>>48175890

Oh? And what was your content? I bet I read it. I tend to read things and then not reply, cause I think they're sound.

>>48175737
Come on, he totally wouldn't do that.
Just like how he didn't make an awkward, spiteful mimicry of Cock.
And like how he didn't make an angel-focused flake shortly after the threads began obsessing over Serena and her creator's tits.
And like how he didn't make a 'living plane' flake along the same vein as Gaia shortly after Gaia's creator started namefagging. Or was that Desdemona who made that one? I forget.

There's a handful of others but I'm definitely sure he made them in an entirely original process without any attempt to either iterate on or mock existing flakes.

>>48175847
You don't even know how I plan to make this Myr.

>>48175850
Messenger isn't the same concept I have for this flake. And this flake has no relation to Messenger in any sort.

Just because it needs to be a Myr flake, doesn't mean it's just like, or anything like, Messenger. Just have some faith, friendos.

>>48175915
I won't point directly at it, since I'm personally against namefaggotry and the idea of putting names or identity to content on 4chan. Once something has been produced, it's in the domain of Anonymous rather than any single person. I feel bad about pointing at things I've made in the past and saying 'this is mine' because it goes against the spirit of 4chan, as pretentious as that sounds.

But if you have any appreciation for others' content or any criticism, voice it. There's no way of "up-voting" or "liking" content on 4chan, there's no way for other people to see how many people have viewed what they have posted. The only way someone can know what you think about their content or even if you've seen their content at all is if you post a reply to it, commenting on it.

So if you don't do that, don't be surprised if people take that as a lack of interest.

>>48175974
I don't, yeah, but I am askign you a personal favor. I can give you something in return if you want.

>>48175986
>As pretentious as that sounds
It does sound pretty pretentious.

You know, I remember when tripfagging and namefagging wasn't looked-down on. Just saying.

But yes, I will start voicing my appreciation more often.

Btw, you Inzhu anon?

>>48175987
Give me something? What could you possibly give me? And do you think that me making this flake will ruin Messenger somehow?

>>48176028
>I remember when tripfagging and namefagging wasn't looked-down on

Dont try to alter history, newfag.

>>48175986
Name helps me get commissions, you know. Money is srs bsnss.
>>48176029
I do, actually.
Now what can I do is drawings or writing, I guess.

>>48176034
>newfag
>me
Kek

whatever you say m8

>>48176046
If you actually think that tripfags havent always been called out for being the faggots that they are, you must be a newfag.

>>48176028
There's specific instances where namefaggotry and tripfaggotry is acceptable and so far, I've done nothing to be worthy of that. There's loads of ways for people to identify me if they put the effort into it, the same with everyone else. As soon as I post content on 4chan, it's no longer mine but in the domain of Anonymous instead. It doesn't matter how much you've contributed because as soon as it's contributed, it isn't yours.

Let's play the "Who's the most cancerous anon" game. Who is it?

>>48176039
I love you, Murdy. I really do. But, this is a concept I've wanted to pull off for a while now and I just never got around to it. How about I do this, I'll type up a brief summery of the direction I have planned for the flake. And if you are still so opposed to the concept, I won't make the flake. How does that sound?

>>48175406
>>48175422
>>48175378
I will edit that out, I had my reasons but it was going too far

>>48175890
It's like a job search here, a lot of time you have to bother people til they reply.

>>48176157
Go for it.

>>48176205
I'd rather get no replies than do that. If I have to shamelessly self-advertise for my content to get noticed in a thread of ten, fifteen people, then clearly it isn't good enough for my standards.

>>48176225
Or people don't notice in a fast moving thread.
>>48176112
He posted right below you.

>>48176225
>if I have to shamelessly self-advertise to get noticed
Welcome to the world, based anon. It's a fact of life. No one cares unless you make them care.

>>48176242
These threads are not fast-moving in any sense. Have you ever visited a fast-moving board, or even a controversial thread in /tg/?

>>48176246
Selective quoting.
>in a thread of ten, fifteen people

A thread of ten, fifteen people isn't the world. It's a tiny gathering not worthy of being called a community. If I do not stand out enough to get a respond from a single person without self-advertising in a crowd that small, it's a sign they are clearly need to improve myself.

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>>48176242
SICK.

>>48176266
I actually wasn't dissing you with that quote. I was being salty about the nature of the world.

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WHO WOULD PLAY YOUR FLAKE IN A LIVE ACTION MOVIE?

>>48176266
>>48176246
I'm going to kind of quote Maro here.
The hardest part isn't writing a good story. The hardest part is getting people to read your story. You are competing with whatever else anon is doing at this point so you have to be willing to ask for feedback a few posts later at least

>>48175197
>DIOMEDES on the run in a chariot from an endless horde of cocks.
>Little does he know, they've called in their good friend...
STARRING DYANE JOHNSON AS
>THE ROCK

>>48176370
IF YA SMEEEELLLLL!

>>48176356
Will anon here, old Jeff Bridges

>>48176356
Eva Green for Spider Mom. Gotta think more fir the others. Maybe Bruce Willis or Nick Cage for Cock.

Hey, if anyone has criticism or questions about flake point I will answer them when I return. But for now, I'm going to take a walk.

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[Happy angel noises]

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>>48176214
Just before Mirrodin fell to the Phyrexian invaders, the Vedalken in Lumegrid devised a way to back up all of their information on their advancements in technology and their records of their research and send it back to their kindred on Ravnica. Te Vedalken built a Myr that encased most of their technology, primarily their method of interplanar travel, however the Myr itself would not be able to travel across the Blind Eternities. However, it could send it's consciousness through a frequency that allowed it to tap into the mana from other planes and construct an exact duplicate of itself. And thus, the Myr Inquisitor was created. But, before the construct's programming was completed, the Phyrexian forces had already reached Lumegrid. The Vedalken kept the process going as far as they could before they were inevitably overtaken by the Phyrexians. As they were slaughtered by the Phyrexians, the Myr Inquisitor activated and it sent a signal through the Blind Eternities to reach another plane and started constructing another Myr Inquisitor from the æther on the plane that was an exact duplicate down to the programming and data stored within it. However, it was not on the plane of Ravnica, but on the plane of Ir. This new Myr Inquisitor would have to figure out whether or not this plane was Ravnica and upon learning that it wasn't, start the process all over again. The Myr Inquisitor did not know how to locate Ravnica, only to construct a new version of itself on the nearest plane. And it would keep searching until it's prime directive was complete. At this very moment, the original Myr Inquisitor had completed it's mission as far as it could. There was only one thing left to do, self terminate it's own system, effectively leaving only an empty shell behind. The only proof that it had ever existed. The original Myr Inquisitor had it's last directive. And it would complete it. It's last digital thought was... End of Line.

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>>48176782
>Glowing Avacyn symbol
>Belief in Avacyn and prayer to her still empowers people
>Yfw Avacyn still grants power
>Yfw this means Avacyn is alive still in some form

>>48176214
>>48176893
What do you think?

>>48176893
It is a good concept for anything but a myr, since vedalkes do not build Myr. Menmarch and only Menmarch does. Now if it was a vedalken centurion or drone, it would be interesting and I'd like it.
It is good, but not as a myr.

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>>48176901
MY
FACE
WHEN

>>48176974
The reason I had the Vedalken make it a Myr, is because if the Pyrexians got ahold of it while before it would be able to self destruct then they would only think that it's a large Myr rather than an A.I. super computer and hopefully wouldn't probe it for anything. That way they could ensure that the Phyrexians didn't get their hands on the research of how Vedalkens obtained interplanar travel.

>>48177121
It does not make much sense. They don't need it to be a myr for that. Basically everything on Mirrodin is half an artifact anyway, and also vedalkens may not possess the technology to actually build a myr. They could just build a non-vedalken looking robot and it will work the same- even better actually.
I am not opposing the idea, only the myr bit. Just change it to another kind of droid.

>>48177121
Why wouldn't they just destroy the data then?

>>48177180
To give the other Vedalkens their research.

>>48177149
Well, then that means I have to make a new droid pic. I guess Messenger can use my Myr pic then for anything since you don't want me making a Myr flake that's not actually a Planeswalker.

>>48177296
Thank you for agreeing with me on this, Vronak, really. I think you did the right thing.

>>48177343
I told you that I'd neg it if you didn't want me to make a Myr. And I keep my word.

>>48177343
>>48177373
when are you two gonna kiss
can I watch

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Holy shit, spider mom got a card.

>>48177373
Here's an idea, what if it was a Germ? Just replace the Myr with Living Weapon Equipment and that should be good, right?

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?text=+[Living]+[weapon]

Aside from the Scytheclaw, Motarpod and Lashwrithe all of these should be good on one Germ right? The head and arms are made up of a Strandwalker and a Batterskull, it has a Skinwing and Flayer Husk forming it's torso, its hind legs and lower body are made up of a Bonehoard and a Necropouncer and a Sickleslicer provides the tail.

>>48177575
You want me to make a Germ Voltron?

>>48177693
It'd be better than your other flakes

>>48177693
Pretty much. It's basically a big dragony thing made of Living Weapons.

>>48177717
So much butthurt in your words. Use some prep-h.

>>48176730
When will the first writefagging be done?

>>48177767
Well I want to Hanmer out the script for the second set since they are happening at the same time pretty much. But I have rough ideas for at least two stories.

>>48177693
Indeed, maybe call it Legion.

>>48177871
Spill, you faggot.

>>48177490
I dont' think being proper mannered and civil is supposed to be compared to be flirting.

>>48177871
>second set
Like a two block card set?

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>>48178001
Murdy. Draw me a pic of W/R Serena and Akrom fighting off Eldrazi mutants (could be off screen with maybe tentacles or split appendages shown on the corners of the page) with Vronak standing behind them and having his leg and hand extended outwards to keep a kid behind them while the Angels fight. Maybe the kid could be holding onto his clock and peeking from behind it. Doesn't have to be super detailed. Pretty please?

>>48178259
*Akroma

>>48177941
Both are in the script.
DIOMEDES is competing in the hippodrome to earn an audience with the queen.
A spider is leading an army against Sonia

>>48178259
You asked for a very detailed sceen in and of itself. It is the kind of things I am paid for, Vronak, no offence but I live of this job.

>>48178355
make pics of his flakes as ponies and homestuck characters, then refuse to forgive him until he updates all his flakes to include the new art.

>>48178420
You absolute madman, do not tempt me.

>>48178420
Dammit, I lost in the office.

>>48178468
tempt

>>48178468
Tempt

>>48178468
TEMPT

>>48178468
Tempt

>>48178078
Yeah, I figured why not

>>48178526
>>48178579
>>48178583
>>48178601
>so dank
People I want to stop the conflict
Why you want more conflict
Ppl sthap.

>>48178617
Fucking do it, you slut.

>>48178617
This is /tg/ friendo,
blood for the blood god

>>48178617
I only want you to do it because it would be hilarious. No ill-will, just laughs.

>>48178644
>>48178653
I can't promise anything, people, I have a job here.
>>48178639
What a rough mistress.

>>48178639
You can talk Gaia, all you do is take photos of Australian bodies of water and flirt with Will.

>>48178666
What if I gave you a dollar, you cheap painted Italian whore?

>>48178639
>>48178687
Comments like these are easily one of my favorite things about Gaia-Anon.

>>48178687
>a dollar
That's too much Gaia!
[spoile] stop tempting me, I have to go now.

>>48178326
What's new about DIOMEDES and who is the queen?

Are Sonia and Spidermom a part of the Planeswalker War?

>>48178735
Damn right it's too much. You look more like a 10 cent slut to me. Tramp. Back to the garage.

>>48178715
Is it bad that I picture the voice of Gaia from God of War whenever I read her posts? Granted I also picture Angerfish sounding like a rather bubbly BRIAN BLESSED, which just goes to show...something.

>>48178755
>and who is the queen?
I'm not sure but what I really want to know is where's the caveman.

>>48178735
>>48178687
I want to make it rain on Gaia in a club so she can make it rain on Murdock at an art gallery.

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>>48178806
HNNNNG muh niggah

Show me somma dat green mana, homes.

Sluts need feedin'

So, DIOMEDES anon, have you given any thought to the planeshifted version of him called Dio?

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>>48178857
I hope yo' baby daddy aint here to see this

>>48178917
He's likely not some unbeaten hero, so it sounds good to me! I haven't given much thought to how he would be in this different time line to be honest.

>>48178955
Maybe he's a Stitcher who became a Vampire?

Well his name IS Dio

>>48178924
Momma needs some suggah, handsome

>l-lick my boots

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>>48179038
You thought it was going to be some radiant, naked man god, but it was I, Dio!

>>48179149
His spells should include Chilling Grasp and Death Stroke.

>>48179149
So DIOMEDES remains unbeatable, not because he's good, but because he's basically from Dark Souls?

Was he so strong he refused to let the timeline change him and ended up a universal anomaly beyond life or death, clinging to his power?

>>48179131
I'd rather Make her a mother again

>>48178755
Well if you must know
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_________________________________________ Read the book
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As some random anon who just dropped by to watch what the excitement about DIOMEDES was all about, wtf is going on here? An RP mixed with Magic games instead of dice rolling?

>>48179907
Writefagging where retards write their original MtG characters. Keyword being writefagging instead of RP.

>>48179907
Welcome to the Flake thread. This is a place where people who like MtG lore discuss lore and also make their own "special snowflake" planeswalkers, sometimes leading to writefagging and other shenanigans.

>>48179480
WHERE?

>>48179338
Take it all in, you saucy slut.

>>48179907
A place where we shamelessly write shitty oc fanfiction, shitpost, namefag, and drawfag.

>>48179990
So whenever you find someone from here on whatever platform you use to play magic online (I can only assume it is online at least) it instantly becomes 200% more hammy as you try and out-RP as well as out play someone?

>>48180164
No, we dont play the game, we just writefag about the characters. This is really about the lore, not the game itself.

>>48180164
That sounds amazing, but I've never really heard of such a thing happening. It's not impossible, though.

>>48180164
I don't, but I imagine that if anybody in the thread did, it would be strange and extremely amusing.

>>48178355
So, I can't even cash in my favor? What are you willing to draw for me then? Toss out some ideas.

>>48180189
Isn't there some online thing that allows you to play your own decks n stuff? I would totally play as an awakened Nimitz class aircraft carrier tooling around the planes screeching REEEE CHINA GET OUT while trying to find my way back to burgerland.

>>48180337
Pony versions of your flakes

>>48180115
Not to mention smutpost!

only if you can take it when it's your turn

>>48180164
I'd play if I could find the right cards for my flake deck.

>>48180164
Magic online is... a little expensive for my tastes. Otherwise I'd be down.

>>48180566
What about Cockatrice?

>>48180164

Me and Revas played on Cockatrice last night using decks themed around our walkers with our OC planeswalker cards too.

I fucking powderised him 5 games in a row.

>>48180510
Who the fuck am I even talking to?

>>48180913
Anonymous

>>48180566
Magic Workstation

It's all free, add any set you want, build any deck you want, and you can have online matches without ever paying a cent. You just have to download pics for the cards and save them in the cards folder under each set. But, totally worth it.

>>48180909
>With your OC planeswalker cards
Sheeeeesh.
Also, how?
Also,
>Summon yourself
JUDGE!

>>48181441
So, kind of like YVD was for Yugioh back in the day, before it became extremely unpopular in the face of automated ones?

>>48181462
We used proxies for the walkers. Pic related to deck list.

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>>48181592
I just fucking woke up, go easy on me.

>>48181615
>all those 2-ofs
You're triggering me.

>>48181615
>go easy on me
Fucking no.

>>48181634
Trying to fit in flavourful cards without going over 60 requires you to not do meta things, I mean, flavourful decks suck anyway.

>>48181647
Fuck you, slut.

>>48181671
>20 land in a deck with two copies of Flameblade Angel and Aurelia's Fury

I DEMAND that flake decks be fine-tuned to the highest competitive standard!

>>48181647
Why are you so mean today?

>>48181699
Time of the month, friend.

>>48181671
>flavourful decks suck anyway
Your country's linguistics are showing.

Also, BLASPHEMY

>>48181699
I'm in a swell mood.

>>48181671
If you insist, sister.

>>48181728
I thought it was a well known fact I live in the Muslim Caliphate of Britistan?

Apparently mine sucked a lot less than Revas' as I bolted everything he loved, especially his face.

>>48181699
>>48181751
She angry because Will too old to give her the dick anymore. She better hop on DIOMEDES or someone before she can't have kids anymore.

>>48181615
>3 nahiri
>in a serena deck
LOL.

>>48181918
>Can't read
>Makes a stupid comment
LOL

>>48181918
To clarify, it seems that the Nahiris are being used in place of copies of Serena.

Otherwise, I would be laughing with you.

>>48181986
>implying i care
They are still nahiris. You are tainted.

>>48181986
It could be some kind of massively ironic deal where it turns out Serena's actions in her rage actually do more harm than good. I mean she has lowered herself to using Avacyn the Purifier spells.

>>48181615
Neat. I, DIOMEDES, would try this, except I would end up using only spells and no creatures because DIOMEDES fights for himself!

>>48181592
On Magic Workstation, you can make custom cards and make your flake cards.

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>>48182229

>>48182257
And also, you just put your custom pic in the folder and you get to see your actual card when you play it. Easy Peasy Noce and Easy.

>>48182229
Maybe I should do that one of these days. I bet it'd be fun.

>>48182257
>that player exiles up to six permanents
That he controls, I hope.

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>>48182257
>>48182257
DIOMEDES

SON OF AKROS

YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY POWER

FIGHT ME, TINY MAN

>>48181441
>Magic Workstation
That's... not free to download. At least not in full.

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>>48182365
Read. This.


If you haven't already. Thank you.

>>48182365
RAZORCOCK

LORD OF BATTLE

I WILL FIGHT

I MAY LOSE

BUT I WILL NEVER LOSE MY HONOR OR VIRGINITY

>>48182431
The paid version is to make custom backgrounds and custom profile pics. The gameplay is free.

>>48182365
That face feels me with horror.

>>48182257
Pretty good for a common.

>>48182446
YOUR WILL SHALL BREAK

AS SHALL YOUR BODY

NOW, MORTAL, KNOW WHAT IT IS TO FAIL

KNOW WHAT IT IS TO FACE TRUE POWER

>>48182570
....RANGERS!

>>48182570
take it to f-list you two

>>48182707
Why would they need to? There is nothing sexual about what just transpired.

>>48182707
Just because you're intimidated by my tremendous cock and Dio's chiseled abbs doesn't mean we're going to go make sweet passionate erp on that filth of a website.

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>>48176356
Oh fuck. I just figured out who would play Gaia (or at least younger Gaia.) Damn, why didn't I see it before?

Emilia Clarke

That is all. You can ignore me now.

>>48182796
Not DIOMEDES anon but I just want to erp with Gaia

Haha, time for Will anon to enjoy the weekend finally!

>>48182996
Will anon

Read the flakepoint shit from the last few threads. Give your input.

>>48183247
Baron Sengir lives on.

>>48182976
To be fair, who doesn't?

>>48183247
That trailer was great! I think how it goes is he ends up in another time line after 'fixing his' But because he went beyond the mending point reality is damaged enough that different points are meeting and mixing together, unless you just want Gaia's war to go on for a long ass time for like 900 years. What I'm still struggling with is if Will becomes his alternate self, or if there's two different Williams around.

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>>48182891
Laura Vandervoort

>>48183337
As far as the war thing goes, I'm cool with it going on for 900 years or for the timeline colliding. Either will do. As far as the duplicate Will, that is for you to decide.

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>>48182053
YES.
I AM ANGRY.
ANGRY ABOUT ANGELS.

>>48183374
Nah. Her features aren't soft enough and her chin looks like a butt. She looks too fake.

>>48183406
Jeez, tell us how you really feel.

Also, new lewds and a new flake incoming, hopefully before the thread finishes.

>>48183406
Well, Emilia Clarke has the same recitative skills of a log of firewood, but you suggested her anyway!

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>>48183406
So, you want the mother of dragons to be your portrayer?

>>48183469
Also, that's Candice King.

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>>48183469
Keep in mind, she's apparently married to this but bald

>>48183495
Flynn Lives.

>>48183469
Hey man, I think Daenarys is adorable. And Clarke's acting is improving with each season.

Though admittedly, she's not quite tall enough. But she does have the regal queen look down.

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So, what's everyone doing this Friday night? Pic is where I am right now.

>>48183557
Is this what Americans think 'regal' looks like?

>>48183557
Oh, don't get me wrong. I love Emilia Clarke. I even enjoyed her as Sarah Conner. But, it seems a little too on the nose. You want a blonde actress for a fantasy role? Emilia Clarke seems too cookie cutter for the role right now.

>>48183571
In shitty middle earth-esque era? Sure, why not.

>>48183571
We have no frame of reference without a queen to remind us of grams

>>48183557
>And Clarke's acting is improving with each season.
Source on this, cause sure she hides it well.

>>48183574
I want an actress who's already played that archetype.

>>48183571
I was desperately trying to avoid Cate Blanchett. I love her to death, but I dare not tread on Galadriel's domain.

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>>48183588
Murdy.

>>48183603
The problem with that though is everyone won't see the character they are portraying and instead see the more popular character they portrayed.

>>48183616
That doesn't bother me at all.

>>48183604
I have been trying to be civil with you vronak, something few others bother to do. I won't accept being insulted like that.
>>48183603
>I dare not tread on Galadriel's domain
Fall into temptation Gaia. take the one ring

>>48183630
Don't take it as an insult, Love. It's just fun and games. Also, draw me a picture. I don't care what it is just make it nice.

>>48183630
Don't worry, should you ever feel insulted, you'll be placated with condescending pet names and mocking playfulness, as though it was all just a joke.

After all, he's the biggest contributor to these threads. I mean, look how many flakes he produced! You'll never meet a more genuine snowflaker.

>>48183558
Lying in bed with Avacyn, getting out some last minute shit-posting before sleep.

>>48183399
I'm not sure about that ult at all, what does it represent?Also Sign in Blood for a -1 is pretty nuts.

>>48183737
I like you.

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>>48183737
Damn skippy.

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All right everyone, I'm going to close out this thread with some new angel-themed lewdness, set in the nicer days of Avacyn Restored before all the beautiful ladies of Innistrad were ruined by spontaneously growing tentacles. Yes, back in the glory days of the flights of Avacyn, when each individual flight was a hotbed of lesbian lust...oh, that reminds me: SILLY HEADCANON WARNING! These are both stories that involve my silly lewd headcanon about the flights of Avacyn. If you take these seriously, you've even sillier than I am.

The first of these stories features my new flake, Laurela. No PG-13 version this time, as this is basically nothing but dirty stuff.

http://pastebin.com/5MrQDdbQ (NSFW!)

In a similar vein, here's a...well, call it an inspired work of passion. It's rather rushed and features an angel who happens to be named Serena. Any similarities to other angels named Serena is purely coincidental.

http://pastebin.com/ca0i8wS1 (NSFW!)

This second one's shorter and lower quality, so think of it as a neat little bonus story. Hope you enjoy, and here's hoping the Inquisition doesn't kick down my door.

>>48183798
Yeah, but being so fail she has to survive the big rain of lead she'll get as soon as she comes it. I may actually change the second to a -2.
For the ulti, it is basically the opposite of NAgry Serena if you notice. Also. 4 is the to-go con for Angels, which we are angry about. Take it as "bash everything to kill angels and the survivors geet ANGRY as Murdock". Just like serena did.

>>48183798
A shame that your snowflake is so shit.

Hahah! Just kidding, Serena-kun-chan-sweetheart. You're a treasure, aren't you? Just a big, empty-headed dumb-ass bitch.

Just playing though. You know I love you, don't you? Kiss-kiss.

Does this seem familiar?

>>48183399
I think the +2 is too good, and possibly the -1, too. But otherwise, great flavor! I'm a big fan of the ultimate.

>>48183884
Going to probably switch it to 1 damage that becomes 2 on flying targets, and - 2. Thanks for the opinions!
>>48183858
Two in a row? You spoil us.

>>48183858
Also, this girl is gonna get Murdock'd so bad.

>>48183881
Is that you, god?

>>48183881
Yeah, Seems like Chillbrass.

>>48183858
>Former human, Innistrad angel who ignites during SOI and goes to Zendikar
Seems familiar :^)

>>48183881
Now I /really/ like you.

>>48183935
IS ONE NOT ENOUGH?

>>48183935
Naw, needs to get the Big Black Dragon

>>48184005
NEVER. Rip and tear! Rip and tear angel guts!

>>48184016
I thought your dragon had a hard on for war milf?

>>48184042
I think his dragon just has a hard on.

>>48183951
No, no! It's just your favorite contributor who does nothing but contribute and loves all of you sweet, stupid children and the ridiculous nonsense that you make! So deliciously mediocre.

Here, let me offer another contribution in the form of another flake, cleverly designed to be at least two of the following:
>Break one or more of the guidelines we set ourselves.
>Bend or break the lore in a fashion that immediately sparks a thirty-post long discussion.
>Imitate a popular snowflake in a mocking or obviously derivative fashion while claiming full responsibility for the creativity involved.
>Has an obviously sexualized portrait, featuring obnoxious amounts or a relatively feminine, 'beautiful' bare-chested man.
>Is always laid out the exact same way as all of the others, even when pretending to be someone else

I know, I know. No need to thank me, your most favorite contributor to these threads! After all, we are all equally shit, are we not? I am just as bad as someone as awful as you! Well, tell yourself that if it makes you feel better, sweetums. Hahah, just kidding! You know I'm joking, sweet Gaiachankunlove. I love you. So. Much. I just want to squeeze you to death.

Wow, it's almost fun being this obnoxious. I can see why the guy does it.

>>48184005
Did Serena go to Zendikar, too? I had literally no idea.

Hey, I'm at d&d. I can't make a new thread atm. Someone else do it.

>>48184076
Jesus Christ will you fucking marry me?

>>48184076
Wow, you really do I have autist rage. You're at an eleven, can I have you turn it down to about a four?

>>48184081
Tis right there, in her sheet.

>>48184152
Poor Will's a cuck. Maybe that's how flakepoint ends, he decides he's happier with Gaia miserable/dead

>>48184083
I can't from here. Sorry.

>>48184197
>>48184083
Plaguelord edition coming up in a few minutes.

>>48184206
Fine, I'll get out of bed and make one.

>>48184338
Too late.
>>48184382
>>48184382
>>48184382

Migrate, fuckboys.