STOOPID

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Detect Phlogiston.
Had some use back when Spelljammer was a setting, but since the universe's metaphysics forgot about it, you just never detect anything.

But Touhou is always related.

>Power Word: Power Word

>Defenestrate
Launches target object out of nearest window

A spell that switches the target's hands and feet at random. Roll a 1d4 to see where they end up

Marisa a shit. Eirin best girl.

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Hand to Foot
Embaldment
Eye Contact
TV
Love

Some potential magical weapons:
Honky Muffs
Spirit Crumplers
Atom Smashers
Fuckup Boots
Murderhats
Baby Givers

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Charm Self.

>>48156771
Bigby's patting hand
Ray of Disinformation
Power Word: Strip

>>48160736
>Bigby's patting hand
Bigby's Reassuring Back Pat

Bigby's Circlejerk

>>48160230
>baby givers
I didn't know broken condoms are magical

>>48160474
This isn't stupid, if I cast it I would finally love myself

>>48160474
That's a good one, I'm gonna steal that

>>48161040
Alright then; dominate self

>>48162225
Increased self control, nice!

touch of minor pushing
power word: spoken word

>>48162523
Deciding to issue or not to issue a command via dominate person requires self-control. Thus, the same amount of self-control would be required to compel yourself to do one thing or another via dominate self, effectively negating any self control you would gain. Furthermore, one might say that you have already dominated yourself.

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>>48160736
>>48160792
>>48160939
Bigby's obscene gesture.

Turn target 360 degrees

mirror object twice

>>48156771
Create presentations with power word: Point.

Detect [Substance Declared Unclean by Character's Religion]

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Reverse Handedness

Hear inaudibility.

Detect detectors.

Resisting the urge to just post a bajillion spells from Naheulbeuk very hard, so have just the one: Preserve potted meat indefinitely.

Detect spoiled clams.