/tg/ you can use my lighthouse, but first you must listen to my tale
>be me, be playing mutants and masterminds campaign with homebrew mass effect/cowboy bebop/firefly setting
>my char is a genetically modified super soldier who works for the universal gov
>my partner in crime is a speedster lizard man from another universe with a basic grasp of our language named Cam Eleone
>one day we get jumped by a bunch of assholes whom we dispatch with haste
>one said asshole we leave alive
>torturetime.jpeg
>begin to torture and interrogate
>splinters under the nails, water-boarding, the whole 9
>after about an hour of torture/interrogation guy still won't crack
>torture guy finally yells out after about an hour of torture with no words
>"we are infinite, we are eternal, and we cannot be defeated!"
>cam hears and scampers off to different room
>I brush this off and continue taking it to torture town
>couple minutes later cam shows up with giant hammer
>before I can ask what hes doing he smashes one of the table guy's feet with it
>smashes the other foot
>proceeds to pulverize feet into mush
>looks at my char who's standing in shock and says nonchalantly "they can be de-feeted"
>>48137956
Your story sucked. I think I'll toss you down some stairs now.
>>48137997
Not a big fan of the whole 3 weeks earlier thing?
>>48137956
>mutants and masterminds campaign with homebrew mass effect/cowboy bebop/firefly setting
Sounds like a fucking mess.
>>48138026
It was. We randomly rolled up stats for planets and cultures on said planets and it quickly turned into a shit show.
>>48137956
>>looks at my char who's standing in shock and says nonchalantly "they can be de-feeted"
Nice.
>>48138026
Sounds like a glorious mess.
>after about an hour of torture/interrogation guy still won't crack
You roleplayed gratuitous torture for half a fucking hour? I'm a pansy when it comes to torture, but that still seems pretty fucked up.
>>48137956
Your contribution has been noted.
>>48142684
Not OP but saved, thanks anon. My m8s are gonna have a chuckle about this one
>>48137956
Heh.
Took me a bit to get it.
I hop-e that there is more.