Is there a more satisfying weapon than a two handed axe?

>>48008001
Xzylvrin tri-mace.

>>48008001
Chainsword

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Ladies and Gentlemen; the "Power Maul"

Shotgun

>>48008001
My own goddamn boner

>>48008001
My dick.

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>>48008001
A sharp mind.

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>>48008518
>>48008520

>>48008001
A three and a half handed axe

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>>48008001
A car.

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>>48008001
I was kinda suspicious of going 1d12, rather than 2d6, but after thinking about it for a few seconds it's much better to have a significantly higher chance for high damage. You'll simply have to accept the drawback of slightly higher chance for low rolls.

>>48008001
Picks.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkfJkyHass8

(how I paladin, btw)

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A two-handed Thunder Hammer

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A sexual assault weapon.

>>48008001

A tree trunk.

>>48008001

A four-handed axe, but it requires team work.

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>>48009575
>but it requires team work.

>>48008001
As long as it isn't double headed, im fine with it.

>>48008705
>significantly higher chance

B..but it's a worse chance. Unless you're talking about crits.

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>>48009706
The average is lower, but there's no bell curve. Anon apparently enjoys the swinginess and would rather get 12 1 out of 12 times than 1 out of 36 times.

>>48009586

I think a four armed creature like that using all four hands on the same weapon would face anatomical difficulties.
There's probably a reason four armed races are always depicted quad-wielding

>>48008001
banana peel

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>>48008001
do you even need to ask?

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>>48009706
>>48009735
2d6: http://anydice.com/program/20
1d12: http://anydice.com/program/74d
You'll have to sort data by "at least", couldn't include that in the url.

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>>48008609

Motorcycles are basically the throwing dagger of weilding automobiles.

>>48008001
FISTS!

>>48008001
An amazon's thighs.

>>48008510
That looks plastic.

Where'd it come from???

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>>48008001
I heard the Hyper Weapon is pretty satisfying.

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>>48008001

>>48008705
Depends on what you like. Personally, I'd much rather have 2d6 v 1d12.

Higher low, equal high, much better distribution.

>>48009742
I prefer my four-armed species to have a two handed weapon and a one handed weapon. Leaves the third arm free for grabbing and counterbalance.

>>48008518
>>48008520
Two-handed, not two-fingered

Fists.

Also, the colour of my skin.

>>48008705
>significantly higher chance for high rolls.
>slightly higher chance for low rolls.

I... what?

>>48018552
But which arms do they use on the 2hander?

>>48018899
Shut up Chad, your pool of blood misses you.

In animoo Bleach, a guy called Chad who's some flavour of mexican or black, it's hard to tell. He fights with his fists. And at one point joins a group that gets powers from objects sentimental to them and his focus is his dark skin.

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>>48008001
Batleth

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>>48020691

Proof.

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>>48008001
>Racism.

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>>48008609
This is the right answer.

>>48022593
AW SHIT NIGGA IS THAT KONGOU BANCHOU? I HAVENT READ THAT IN YEARS!

>>48008001
My dick

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Flail.

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>>48008001
A man

Chainsaw.

>>48008001
Why is he wearing a scale armour bikini?
If that's supposed to be a woman, which that does not even remotely resemble, why does it not even remotely resemble a woman?

To answer your question, two-handed sword.

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>>48018647
it can be done.

>>48009439
It goes up the booty or the cooty?

>>48027534
THIS IS WHAT A REAL WOMAN LOOKS LIKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--S7fNmBw3E

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>>48027479

This.

>>48027534
It's not supposed to be a woman, look at the crotch. It's Dragon Crown's amazon turned into a man.

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Just make this bigger, so that it's more like a war hammer or a huge two handed club. Personally, I'd prefer it to look more like a horse dick, but that's just me

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>>48008001
Napalm rounds.

>>48028607
>Personally, I'd prefer it to look more like a horse dick, but that's just me
>Not making it look like a dragon dildo

You shame us all, anon.

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>>48028812
I just think it's more fun and absurd to use a realistic horse dick to beat people to death
Plus I could anally violate rapists and molesters with it and just wreck their ass before the invention of colostomy bags
>pic related

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Overly large wooden hammers with metal trims.

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>>48029494
>I fight with a barrel on a stick

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>>48030132
Works well enough for him and Kirby.

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>>48033179

>>48008001
Halberd: two handed axe on the front, pike on the tip, hook on the back that can also be used as an armor piercing pointy ax.

>>48008001
The javelin, the pure ecstacy of tossing it right through someone is enough to make me rock hard.

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>>48008001
Your own fists obviously

>>48015665
Explain this meme.

>>48035027
>That finishing blow

Jesus Christ.