Ri

>>47994177
Old men with lots of gems

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>>47994177
Leave her a VCR to program.

When I run a game I don't center my plot around a single waifu boss encounter.

>>47994177
Just jam it in.

Everyone outclasses her by the midpoint of every Fate novel, so I guess we just wait

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>>47994177

Turn her invisible and take an upskirt shot that you spread across the internet, causing her to die of shame.

>>47994214

What's a VRC?

>implying I'd try anything while archer is probably around

I tell her I like her

>>47994177
Rich old men and a busty Finnish magus

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>>47994177
Use female King Arthur as bait.

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>>47994274

What about an ARMY of king arthurs?

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TOHSAKA

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>>47994177
My character is an old man with lots of money, I have this in the bag.

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>>47994317

Tostada?

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>>47994317
RIN

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>>47994177
>Rin
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~!

>>47994384
>>47994351
>>47994317
I want to give it to the ojou.

>>47994177
Who

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>>47994316
She'll orgasm to death.

>>47994177
By doing absolutely nothing. She'll manage to screw her evil plan up all by herself, no input needed.

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>>47994177
Summon pic related

>>47994177
I drop a planet buster on her on our way to a objective that actually matters.

>>47994177
Fashback to a high jump training. Leave her to my past self, I'm good at rolling failures.

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>>47994651

She wants to give it to the Rin.

>>47994177
I'd try to run out her resources with hit and run tactics. That jewel magic is expensive.

>>47995131
And I'm fine with this.

>>47995138
>That jewel magic is expensive.
There's a lot of old men out there.

>>47995175
Not after I'm done.

>>47994177
Tohsaka should've been the protagonist, Emiya a shit

>>47994317

Rin's mind felt thick, like she was swimming through mud as she slowly rose back towards consciousness. As she got closer the first thing she noticed was the sound of birds making a damn annoying chirping noise. The second thing she noticed was that her head hurt. It felt like there was a marching band performing in there.

She tried to open her eyes and immediately regretted it as soon as the light touched them. A piercing pain shot through her head and the band picked up the tempo. She tried to turn away from the light, and that was when she noticed she was being weighed down. There was something on top of her and by the feel of it that weight was a person. Instantly she felt an icy chill in the pit of her stomach.

She touched them gently. By the softness of their skin it was a woman. And if there had been any doubt left it was dispelled when she felt the impressive...tracts of land on her chest.

She tried her best to ignore the pounding musicians and remember what had happened. She remembered she'd attended some sort of stuffy social function, and there had definitely been alcohol present. Great, first time she ever drank and she went ahead and slept with some random girl.

At that exact moment she hoped for three things. First, that she hadn't made a spectacle of herself at the party. Second, that she hadn't said or done anything to suggest there would be a repeat performance of tonight. And finally, she really hoped they'd gone back to her room and not the strange girls.

Slowly to give them time to adjust, she opened her eyes a sliver, and thankfully it didn't hurt as much as before. When she had them open all the way she found herself staring up at a familiar bed canopy. A quick look around confirmed it was her room. Good.

She turned her gaze towards her sleeping partner to find the girl had long blonde hair and...

Oh.

Oh no.

Nonononono!

The woman sleeping on top of her, the woman she had apparently had...sex with, was Luviagelita Edelfelt.

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>>47994177

We call Illya.

>>47995290

Suddenly she felt sick, but fought it down. Any sudden movements would wake...her.

She tried to weigh her options. Her instincts screamed at her to get out of there, but what would that accomplish? It was her room and even if she disappeared until Luvia woke up the other girl would probably figure out what had happened, that was if she didn't outright remember.

Her second option was to move Luvia somewhere, but where? She didn't exactly know how to dress unconscious people. And even if she were to dump Luvia somewhere naked (a tempting thought) she might still remember and then there'd be even more hell to pay.

Another smaller part of her whispered that she should cuddle up to her and enjoy the warmth while she could. This part was obviously sick and perverse so Rin stomped on it with all the mental force she could muster, which wasn't much with that band still playing away.

Luvia mumbled in her sleep and Rin froze, hoping that she was just sleep-talking. No such luck, as to Rin's rising horror the blonde's eyes began to slowly creep open. The two simply stared at each other for a long moment before realisation dawned on Luvia's face. Then, in a move so in sync it seemed almost rehearsed, the two leapt screaming to sit on opposite sides of the bed. Annoyingly Luvia was the one who managed to grab the sheets, leaving Rin to cover her modesty with a pillow.

“Tohsaka, what is the meaning of this!” the blonde asked, causing Rin to roll her eyes.

“I would've thought that would be obvious.” she retorted, trying not to wince at the sudden explosion of noise.

“What dirty tricks did you use?”

“Excuse me?!”

“I never knew the Tohsaka family would stoop so low as to spike a woman's drink.” Rin saw red and very nearly lost control of her anger. She took a second to calm herself down before replying.

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>>47995291
I hit every single one of her Bad Ends in my first playthrough. I just feel fear when she gets posted.

>>47995305

“I don't need to slip someone anything to get them to go to bed with me.” She blushed as she realised the variety of ways that sentence could be interpreted, and from the look on Luvia's face she realised it too.

“Oh ho ho, have experience do we?”

“H-Hardly,” she stuttered before recovering, “It's just that I'm a faultless example of a beautiful woman, so I imagine it must have been quite a thrill for you!”

“I-what?!” Luvia turned away blushing, “I simply do not swing that way!” Rin grinned, like a predator sensing weakness, and she allowed a note of superiority to slip into her voice.

“Hmm, so I managed to attract someone who not only isn't into girls but also supposedly hates my guts?” The look on Luvia's face was priceless as she realised that her only options were stroking-er bolstering Rin's ego or admitting to fancying girls.

“I hope you enjoyed yourself Tohsaka, because this will never happen again. You hear me? Never again!” With that Luvia marched towards the living room and the front door and then out into the hallway.

Rin slowly began to count down in her head...

A shrill shriek echoed from outside and her front door crashed back open. In marched Luvia, red-faced and deliberately ignoring Rin as she began to search for her clothes.

Rin watched as she fell to her hands and knees to search under the bed, and my that was a delightful example of how to improve a bad start to the day.

She'd forgotten her own modesty was only protected by a pillow.

>>47995290
>>47995305
>>47995322
Go on...

>>47995607

Luviagelita Edelfelt walked through the halls of the Clock Tower with only a shadow of her usually elegance and self-confidence; her steps not quite as purposeful as usual. Her blonde hair didn’t seem as lustrous as normal and while it was done up in her usual tight ringlets, a few strands had managed to escape. Not to mention the dark circles beginning to form under her eyes. She was doing a fair job of maintaining her usual elegant façade, but anyone not completely absorbed in themselves (which fortunately for her, wasn’t many in the Clocktower) would notice something off. The truth was she was feeling drained and tired.

Ever since the … incident, from the previous weekend, she had not been sleeping properly. When she lay in bed at night she would often feel hot, fidgety and tense. When she did finally nod off, she would see glimpses of a naked Asian girl on top of her or sometimes writhing beneath her, and she would wake all sweaty. Clearly even though she didn’t remember much of that evening it had been horrifying enough to give her nightmares. And if she needed to attend to herself afterwards, that was simply part of being an adult and it had nothing to do with Tohsaka!

She stopped before the doors that lead in to the lecture theatre, taking the time to smooth down and brush off her dress. Then she pushed open the door and stepped inside.

At first the inside appeared empty completely empty, but then she heard the scratching of a pencil against paper. She turned and froze when she saw that the only person in the room was Tohsaka; she felt a slight tingle run over her skin, and her stomach felt a little hollow. She ignored it. The girl was bowed over her desk, seemingly completely absorbed in whatever she was writing. That suited Luvia just fine; she had no intention of speaking to that backwater bumpkin.

>>47995634

She marched over to her seat, whilst completely ignoring the Tohsaka heir. As she sat down she glanced at her watch and suppressed a groan; somehow she had arrived half an hour early. She leaned back in her chair and tried to prepare herself for the long wait.

The seconds seem to drag on and on as she sat there, the scratching of Tohsaka’s pencil seemed to become louder and more frantic and she seemingly couldn’t stop her eyes from repeatedly drifting over to the other girl. She gritted her teeth and tried to lose herself in her thoughts by thinking about any of her current projects; it didn’t work. Eventually, she looked to her watch again and saw that it hadn’t even been ten minutes. It was only a couple of minutes after that that her patience finally snapped. To hell with this, she needed to confront Tohsaka directly!

She slammed her hand down on the desk as she shot to her feet, causing Tohsaka to jump. Luvia grinned at the sight of her looking around like a startled rabbit. The Japanese girl spotted her, and the two of them locked eyes. Tohsaka’s eyes were a very pretty shade of blue, it was a shame they were wasted on a bumpkin like her.

She walked over to her, trying to keep her stride casual and Tohsaka rose to her feet as she approached.

“What the hell is your problem, Edelfelt?” Tohsaka asked.

“I would have thought that was obvious,” Luvia replied. “My problem, as usual, is you.”

The Japanese magus didn’t reply, instead she just narrowed those lovely, blue eyes. As the moment dragged on and it became obvious that she wasn’t going to ask, Luvia decided to get straight to the point.

“I still have yet to receive your apology.”

“Apology? For what?”

“For taking advantage of me!”

“Taking advantage of - !?” Tohsaka spluttered, her face turning red and her eyes suddenly becoming hard. “I would never – “

>>47995656

“Then what else would you call getting me drunk and then having your wicked way with me?”

“We were both drunk! And I don’t remember you trying to stop me! In fact, you couldn’t get enough!”

“Then your memory is faulty!” Luvia exclaimed. “I am not that way inclined, and even if I was, I would not lower myself so far as to climb into bed with a backwards hick like you!”

“Actions speak louder than words, Edelfelt! And trust me, you were plenty loud enough that night!”

Luvia could feel herself grow hot in the face.

“Shut up! It’s your fault I’ve been having these stupid dreams!”

“Dreams?” Tohsaka repeated, and Luvia knew she’d said too much when a grin that was somehow both smug and predatory spread across the smaller girl’s face.

“Is that what this is about?” Tohsaka continued. “You’ve been dreaming about me? My, I must have left quite the impression.”

“Sh-shut up! They’re not dreams, they’re nightmares! Just the thought of your hands on me is revolting!”

“Really?” Tohsaka’s voice was dangerously low. “But it would explain why you insist on invading my personal space.”

At Tohsaka’s words the blonde realised just how close together they were standing and decided to move back, just a little bit.

“But you were so interested in my lips that night,” Tohsaka said, moving a step closer. Luvia could feel the heat radiating off her and backed up a step instinctively.

“You lie, Tohsaka! I bet you’re not even that good a kisser!”

“Better than you.”

“H-how would you know!?” This was bad, how had Tohsaka gained control of this conversation?

“I remember,” Tohsaka responded, moving forward again.

>>47995671

Luvia took another step backwards and felt her rear come in to contact with the edge of a desk. She gulped.

“Ridiculous!” she exclaimed. “You’re probably just lying to satisfy your own ego!”

“Well, you’ll never know will you?” Tohsaka said, stepping even closer, so that they were standing only inches apart.

Suddenly she felt infuriated by that smug smile on her rival’s face, and gripped by a sudden impulse she leaned forward quick and pressed her lips firmly against Tohsaka’s. When she pulled back she was delighted to see the completely stunned expression on the girl’s face; those pretty blue eyes wide and yet dazed.

“Ha! See,” she began. “I told you I was the better – “

She was cut off as the dark-haired girl threw herself forward and pressed their lips together again. This time it was her turn to look stunned.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself, Edelfelt,” Tohsaka whispered in her ear.

Why that little…

Luvia brought her head down and engaged them in a third kiss. This one wasn’t over so quickly, and they went at it fiercely in a battle for domination. She felt Tohsaka’s tongue probing against her lips and they parted involuntarily. Once she got over the shock she engaged it with her own tongue, the two organs clashing as they attempted to explore each other’s mouths.

Tohsaka wrapped her arms about the back of the taller girl’s neck in an attempt to pull her closer, and Luvia responded by wrapping her own arms around the Japanese girl’s waist, pulling their bodies tightly together. Tohsaka pushed her back hard against the desk and released her grip on her neck so she could grip the underside of the blonde’s thighs and lift her just that little bit so she could sit on it. Instinctively Luvia parted her legs to allow her in closer.

>>47995690

Eventually Luvia had to pull back for air, and when she did Tohsaka didn’t waist a second in bringing her lips down to the hollow where Luvia’s throat met her shoulder. The blonde felt a small jolt of electricity run through her at the contact, and then a larger one when she felt Tohsaka’s tongue against her skin. She couldn’t help the low moan that passed between her lips. In that moment of weakness the smaller girl pushed her down against the desk and crawled on top of her. From there she leaned in again and captured the blonde’s lips again.

Suddenly Luvia gasped as she felt something cold slide under her blouse and make its way slowly, oh so slowly over her stomach. That hand moved over her right breast and gently squeezed the great orb, making her release another moan in to her partner’s mouth. She could feel Tohsaka grinning against her lips.

The heat and tension began to grow inside her as Tohsaka began to grind against her…

Suddenly the spell was broken by a very loud cough.

Both girl’s looked up to see Lord El-Melloi standing in the doorway, one eyebrow raised.

Both of them felt themselves flush with a completely different kind of heat, and in their mad scramble to get off each other they rolled off the desk and crashed against the floor. They jumped to their feet and separated, they went back to their desks with their faces as red as rubies. They didn't even shout at each other, in the vain hope that their teacher would ignore this incident if they did.

Although Luvia swore she heard Rin whisper something as she passed.

‘We’ll settle this later.’

She felt a shiver run down her spine.

Her anus is defenseless. The fighters will slay her in a single bout.

>>47995853
We should get Cu Chulainn in on it. He specializes in defenseless anuses.

>>47994177
Masquerade as the tax man and watch her have a sudden heart attack.

>>47995956
Good plan.

>>47995709
All ohoho, no fight. That's Luvia.

>>47997193

Luvia's a damn good fighter, see that scene at the end of UBW. As a lover though she can go from dom to sub in the blink of an eye. Just like Rin. Those two are very similar in how they are and how they act, they could almost be twins. It's probably why they go so well together.

>>47994177
Repeatedly attempting high jumps.

>>47995709

Rin sighed into the palm of her hand as she flopped most inelegantly into the armchair in her London apartment. It was never supposed to get this far. After that first night together when they had both been drunk, they had agreed that it would never happen again. But it had, and not just once but several times and more. Not long ago she’d started getting a weird, fluttering sensation in her stomach whenever the other woman was around and her skin would tingle when they touched. It was so obvious to her now, she had to have been in denial in order not to have realised it at the time. Then yesterday that one guy had to walk over and try to ask her…lover, on a date. She had turned him down but Rin had still felt tightness in the pit of her stomach, along with a surge of annoyance and anger. What she’d been feeling in that moment had been easy to identify. Jealousy. Now she had no choice but to admit the obvious truth.

She was in love with Luviagelita Edelfelt.

Ah god damn it! That felt so wrong to say but at the same time…not; why couldn’t anything be simple? This wasn’t supposed to happen; the Edelfelts and the Tohsakas had been rivals for generations. If her father were still alive he’d probably die of shock, but as she’d realised a while ago she wasn’t her father, could never be same as him, she just didn’t have it in her as much as she’d tried. Even though they’d been trying not to, she and Luvia had eventually started spending some time in each others company in public. It turned out even simply hanging out together drew a lot of whispers when your families had a history of bad blood; in a twisted way it was fortunate that neither of them had parents any more.

>>47997336

On the small coffee table in front of her chair was small item, wrapped in brightly coloured yet somehow still tasteful wrapping paper. It was this seemingly innocuous item that had put her on her current train of thought; it was a birthday present for Luvia. The instant she had finished wrapping, it had occurred to her that she had gone from trying to beat the other woman at just about everything, to taking the time to buy an appropriate birthday gift.

A scuffling noise came from the direction of the front door, after a couple of moments she heard it swing open and a voice rang out:

“Rin?”

Oh that was right, she had given Luvia a key to her apartment and they were apparently on a first name basis after so long referring to each other only as “Tohsaka” and “Edelfelt”. She barely suppressed a sudden, powerful desire to slap her hand against her forehead, just how deep were they into this? And why was she only recognising all of this now?

“In here,” she replied.

Luvia walked through into the living room and placed her handbag down on the table, almost acting as though she lived there. And as Rin realised, she might as well have. Now that she thought about it, the two of them had spent a lot of time in this apartment over the last year and a half. In fact she remembered being in Luvia’s house only once and that had been enough to turn her green with envy at the obvious wealth.

Her…girlfriend? (gah!) caught sight of the little wrapped package on the table, gave Rin an enquiring look and picked it up.

“And what is this?” she asked.

The sight of the blonde and the sound of her voice had a curious effect on Rin. It caused her mood to pick up significantly, which only served to reinforce her previous thoughts but strangely her spirits refused to dampen again.

>>47997349

“It’s a birthday present,” Rin responded.

“Oh ho ho, so you remembered.”

“Of course, you mentioned it often enough,” Rin replied, trying and failing to force some convincing sarcasm into her voice. Luvia obviously noticed because she gave Rin an odd look before asking:

“What’s wrong?”

Rin hesitated before responding. This was never meant to be serious, even when they had first started sleeping together a little less than a year ago they tried to keep it casual and even continued competing with each other. However, now things had apparently changed and she needed to know where she stood. She took a deep breath before looking Luvia directly in the eyes.

“Just what the hell is this?”

“What is what?” the blonde replied. Rin couldn’t tell if she was serious or just pretending not to know what she was talking about.

“This,” Rin attempt to clarify, indicating the two of them with her hand.

“Why does it have to be anything?” her companion responded, her sudden nerves showing through despite her attempt at flippancy.

“This isn’t just some fling, you know,” Rin retorted. “You have a key to my apartment.”

Luvia sighed.

“Can this not wait for tomorrow? I was having such a pleasant birthday.”

Even though Rin knew Luvia was trying to dodge the question and indeed making no secret of it, it didn’t take long for her resistance to cave. She let rested her forehead in the palm of her hand and groaned, more at how soft she was being than anything else.

“Alright fine. But we’re having this discussion in the morning.”

“Excellent,” Luvia replied rising to her feet and heading for the bedroom. “I don’t know what you’re complaining about anyway. You never would have ended with someone as refined and sophisticated as myself otherwise,” she continued playfully.

>>47997367

Rin snorted.

“Please. You’d would never have been able to afford this.”

“Oh Rin. Do you really want to get into a discussion on who would not have been able to afford whom?”

Rin watched open mouthed, as her girlfriend opened the bedroom door and stepped inside. That was it, after a low blow like that she was going to make the blonde beg tonight.

- - -

She was awoken by the shrill ringing of the phone on her bedside table. Damn technology, it had no consideration for other people and she’d been having such a nice dream. She glanced at the clock that lay on the same table and mentally cussed. Who the hell was calling at this hour?!

She moved gently as she reached for the phone, so that she wouldn’t disturb Luvia and felt the blonde shift against her. The other girl’s arms were wrapped around her and she had one hand resting on her stomach. She felt a moment of intense satisfaction, she had succeeded in her self-imposed mission to make the girl beg, oh she wouldn’t forget that sight, ever nor would she forget the desperation in her voice. She shelved that thought as she picked up the phone and placed it to her ear.

“Hello?”

“Hello, Tohsaka?” came a familiar voice from the other end of the line.

“Shirou?”

“Yeah it’s me; I need to ask your advice on something.” Before he could describe what it was he needed her advice on however she interrupted him.

“Shirou, is this life or death important?”

“Uh, not really no.”

“I see, I see,” she replied, fighting to keep her voice from rising. “Where are you right now?”

“Fuyuki?” he sounded like he thought it was a trick question.

“I see, and what time is it there?”

“Eleven o’clock…”

“Care to guess what time that makes it here in London?”

“…I’m sorry?” She swore she could feel his fear over the phone line, excellent.

>>47997382

“You will be when I next see you,” she growled into the receiver, she wouldn’t make her sister a widow but as long as he survived it should be alright. She was about to describe exactly what she was going to do to him but something made her freeze. The hand on her stomach was moving, in fact it was dropping dangerously low. That could only mean that Luvia was awake! Suddenly she felt hot breath on her cheek and a warm softness against her back as the other woman pulled their bodies tightly together. Their very naked bodies, her mind chose to inform her, causing her breathing to become heavier. She knew exactly what was coming next, this was Luvia’s revenge for before.

“Rin,” the blonde purred directly into her ear, sending a shiver of pleasure and anticipation down her spine. “Rin, why don’t you come back to bed? This time I’ll make you beg.” The phone made a click and then a repetitive beeping noise indicating that Shirou had hung up.

Rin was mortified, she hadn’t told anyone back home about her and Luvia yet, until this morning she had only thought of it as a casual fling. Now Shirou had heard and what if he jumped to the wrong conclusion, like thinking she was sleeping with random women and what if he told Sakura or Ayako? Oh God. She guessed that was it, she was staying in London for the rest of her life. Her face was so flushed that it completely covered the heat radiating from her bed-mate’s own cheeks.

She felt Luvia take the phone from her grip and lean over to place it back in its cradle. Then the blonde pulled away from her and lay back down.

“Well that was fun, goodnight.”

Something rose up in Rin’s stomach and her eyes narrowed.

“Oh no, you don’t get to work me up then stop. You just promised me a round two and after that little stunt you’d better deliver!”

Luvia squealed as Rin pounced.

>End. I really shouldn't spam this story, but fuck it.

>>47997396
Bravo, Anon! It's always good to read a story.

By shooting her with literally any gun?

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>>47994177
>"We shoot her."

>>47994177
Counterspelling, immobilisation, soul suspension, corrective brainwashing.

Late 90's and up tech, Finnish rich bitches, Kaleido Ruby, Illya, Emiya's dick, latent bisexuality, and old men with money all come to mind as potential weaknesses

But I'm pretty sure she actually had the most plot armor in all the paths. I think she only dies in one bad end
>>47994234
Is that true for heaven's feel with that gem sword?

>>47994177

The blonde, big breasted girl in our party seduces her.

>>47994177
Divinity: A + Magic Resistance: A

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>>47994177
>implying I would try to defeat her
In my last game, my character's nick was literally "Archer", so...

>>47998909
...You died at the end?

>>47998909

In a game a few years back, we had a female magician with an affinity for gems who was also ambiguously Bi. It happened the player had been watching F/SN at the time and lifted a few ideas from it.

She ended up accidentally seducing the Princess of one land we were traveling through, which caused no end of grief when her father caught wind and sicced the entire realm's army on us.

She's just a mage, I'll close into melee an-MY LEG

>>47999087
Was the king secretly a woman?

>>47999359

Come to think of it, the king was described as unusually small and effeminate. Maybe the DM was in on it the whole time.

>Old West Werewolf: the Forsaken
>the team is packing spirit-bound aggravated damage murderblades, unnaturally strong claws and fangs, and the Colt Peacemaker of Destiny
>one specialises in being first on the draw and is somehow faster with his gun in his hand
>we regenerate very quickly
The same way we defeat everything else: by shooting it and savaging it until it stops moving.

>>47995874
10/10 good post Anon

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>>47995874

He's busy with Bazett's anus though.

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>>47999048
Well, game died before the campaign finished, but I assume that my character would have, or at least faked his death to escape the shadowrunner life and live out his days peacefully with his robot wAIfu.

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>>47999849
I want to busy myself with Rin's defenseless anus.

>>47994177
Try really, really hard to jump over a high jump pole.

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>>48000484

>>47994177
Bend her over and rape her.

>>48001218

Rude.

>>47994177
Mind control someone close to her into expressing deep, emotional connection with her (preferably romantic, but sisterly love is also acceptable), and when she glances down and away in demure Dere-dere you shoot her in the fucking head.

>>48001537

Just let her get her Luvia end without shooting her.

>>48001297
It's only rude if she's not Japanese.

>>48001537
Pure evil, Anon.

>>48001715
Allowing men the illusion of glory, of honor amidst bloodshed, of victory that can be relished, of believing there is some good to be found in war, is evil. If there is to be violence, it is best to be so brutal, efficient, without humanity, and without mercy as to leave all who witness it with no taste for war ever again.

>>48001854

Thanks for the advice Kirei. Now go back to your Mapo Tofu.

>>48001895
Ironically, Kirei deliberately sabotaged Rin by raising her with a muggle's conscience instead of a magus'. Whereas Tokiomi would shrug at a "I'll kill ALL of the innocent hostages!" gambit, Rin wouldn't.

So really, abuse the fact that, bizarrely for a wizard, she does have a sense of right and wrong.

Because the villain wanted her to.

>>48001895
That's actually a paraphrasing of Kiritsugu's opinion on Saber's concept of glory and honor.

>>48002020

You could say sabotaged, but in reality it saved Rin from just being a monster. Had she been raised a proper Magus, she'd have murdered her own Sister the moment she learned how fucked over she had been. She probably would never have saved Shirou either.

Kirei, by doing the wrong thing actually did the right thing.

>>47994177
Well, assuming I managed to get together a full set of runners before encountering her...GEEK THE MAGE!

By my lone, street sammy orc self?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c55PtTyvfE4

Unless I somehow manage to get a really good hit in, I'm pretty much screwed.

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>>47994177

Defeat her? With the help of a beautiful Finnish Magus, we redeem her.

I don't, she's my waifu and I love her for who she is. I betray the party and join her.

>>48002239
>it saved Rin from just being a monster
Like I said, sabotaged.

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>>48003061
My nigga.

>>48003113

What Kirei did ultimately saved Rin. Elsewise she would have ended up like her father, who had a very sticky end indeed.

>>48003140
Children need not be clones of their parents.

>>48003132
it's a mimic.

Adventure over.

>>48003216
No, but she had absolutely no chance of-

Actually now that I think about it, Archer would have easily handled anything thrown at him if wielded properly. She'd have a good shot at winning thanks to Archer canceling out Gilgamesh

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>>47995290
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>>48003236
If I remember it right it was more like she accidentally got herself stuck inside leomund's secret chest with an annoying intelligent item

>>48004463

An item which led to the single most successful Fate spinoff of all.

>>47998909
You were a barely functional alcoholic manchild?

>>47994177
My team? Probably the same way we dealt with the last couple BBEGs: We eat it.

>>48004485
What are you basing that on, like sales data or ratings or what? 'Cause for all that a fuss is made over prisma liner, I don't know if it actually eclipses the other spinoffs.

>>48004668
What's your team made of?

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>>48003444
Yup. Archer is hax. It's how a supposedly-B/C grade hero is able to do in the likes of Gil and etc.

Hell, Archer managed to fight down six of Bersercles' lives on his own without even support from his master in one of the routes.

Most of TYPE-MOON is hax of various degree, usually only fettered by things like mortality and/or conscience.

>>47994177
if shes the BBEG of our group, odds are highly likely she has archer at full power and zelretch's gem sword at full power as well, making her scary as almighty fuck.
it really depends how much my party decides to hate each other that day.

>>48004732

Just how commonly it appears around here. It's quite likely F/GO makes more money, but in terms of popularity at least on 4chan, Prisma has it beat.

>>48004656
That too.

(Our mage was either nicknamed or *actually* named Lana, wholly by coincidence.)

>>47994177
I don't. Any time the GM inserts a cute anime girl into a session is an opportunity to do nothing but laugh, troll, and create monty python scenes for the rest of the game. The bar has already been raised.

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So who is the best Fate waifu?
and why it is Caster

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>>48005328

She's a horrible housewife though.

What the fuck is going on in this thread, someone explain.

>>48003053
Your face is too wide in this pic, Luvia.

>>47994177
Hide this bullshit thread

>>48005372
Fuck off Issei

>>48005398
/a/ left containment

>>47994177
High powered sniper rifle from beyond her sight range, using physadept enhanced stealth.

>>48005430

>Implying /a/ wasn't always here.

>>48005398
/tg/ a long while ago got obsessed with the type-moon franchise right around the gigantic original /a/ migration when questfags poured in mass here many a moon ago.
as you know every time /tg/ touches a topic things tend to go...... weird, so here we are.

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>>48005328
That's an awful funny way of saying Taiga

>>47994177
I was about to say something clever then I realized that Rin would actually be a very legit threat to a level 5 D&D party. Giant strength and durability on tap, gravity warping spells, exploding gems, bad luck beams, etc.

Rin probably has a pretty high CR.

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>>47994177

Regular Rin would not really be an enemy. She's not the sort to go out killing people for no reason.

This version though, not she could be a villain. The fact that there is no official material or even fanfictions reversing which of the Sisters ended up Wormed is in my opinion a missed opportunity and massive shame. How Sakura would handle growing up alone, and how Rin would deal with the Worms and Shinji.

>>47994236
"What's a VCR"

18+

Wait.

>2016 - 18 = 1998

>DVD players started gaining popularity in 1997, roughly

>it is perfectly understandable that someone who is a legal adult doesn't know what a VCR is.

Fuck I feel old.

>>48005635
How many 3D-printed save icons do you have?

>>48005501
/tg/ had a FSN interest before even that, owing to the fact that most of the original users were /b/tards and both FSN and Turkeyhandle were popular there.

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>>48005538

But she's an old hag. Best Taiga is Teen Taiga.

>>48005372
Is this in FSN somewhere? How could I have missed it?

>>48006464
Which one does Iskandar want to fuck with that expression of his, Teen Taiga or the dog?

>>48006464
I didn't realize up to this point how much I wanted a slice of life starring Iskander and Taiga to be a thing.

>>48006560

Hollow.

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>>48006565

In that audio drama he tried to get Waver to sleep with Taiga.

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>>48006593

>>48006565
Waver. It's always Waver.

>>48006586
>>48006593
Such guys you are! Much obliged, much obliged.

>>48006607
Damn, that girl right of Saber has some advanced level underboob

>>48006663
OMG! We saw boobs! Or part of them! That's so rare and difficult on the internet! Surely this is a moment to treasure...And worth comenting!

Dude, stop being 13.

>>48005372
Did really issei said those insults?

>>48006581

As it happens, I still have the link for that Drama CD.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/892o1rbs0f0b528/Fate_Zero_-_Special_Drama_CD_3.mkv

>>48006663
Truly a magnificent underbob there are a lot of good doujins of her out there.

>>48006607
>King Arthur
>looking like a Second Crusade era (ish) Anglo rather than a Celt

>Gilgamesh
>not being "beautiful like a woman"
>no eyes that glimmer like jewels

It's funny when people who masturbate to literary accuracy demonstrate that they've never actually read any of the literature in question.

>>48006739

If you take a second look, the other 'King Arthur' should be familiar.

And if not, then you must smell of Elderberries.

>>48006764
Oh, I know where it's actually from.

>>47994189
first post best post

>>47994177
Probably by accident. That is how easy it would be.

>>48006696

Yes. He's very harsh on Caster.

>>48006686
>Commenting on bad character design
>Childish

>>48006812
It can't be helped. She's got big shoes to fill, after all.

>>48005635
>kids looking at Rotary dials.jpg

>>48006739
>Lancer
>not being a sparkledog character
>Alexander
>not having a cascade of locks framing his impressive mountain goat's horns

Yeah, shit would've been hilarious if they actually kept it closer to legends.

>>48006710
I tell you, I'm getting spoiled rotten today.

Thank you kindly.

>>48006829
Why's she being compared to the harem protag though?

>>48006869
Harem protag knows how to do house work

>>48006869

Shirou has two great desires in life. To be a Hero of Justice, and to be a Housewife. And he makes a great housewife. He can cook and clean like few others.

>>48006869
Emiya is an autistic housemaid and part-time superhero. Now that he's got (a) girlfriend(s), Issei doesn't get to hang out with him as much anymore. He's trying to fill the hole in his heart with Caster, but she fucking sucks.

>>48006869
Shirou has an EX rank in all the Housewife Class Skills.

Archer is only C rank because he was summoned without his broom and ladle Noble Phantasms.

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>>48005328
that's not how you say Mordred

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Shoot her.
Because fuck you and fuck your waifu magical realm.

>>47994177
Has she summoned Archer? If not, take her out with a rifle from 100 yards, she's only got squishy human bits.

If she has, I don't think you could use anything short of one of the dragons to take him out. Maybe Harlequin, but he's a colossal faggot.

>>48007808
>fuck your magical realm
>posts porn webm

>>48006686
>>>/tumblr/

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This is now a fate stay thread.

Things to discuss:

1. Simo Haya, that always starts arguments
2. Good Hero classes not included in the original cannon (I vote for a BRAWLER class related to people who were legendary for punching like HERCULES and BEOWULF and YUE FEI, a BEAST class for those legendary for being part beast/monster such as ENKIDU and SON WUKONG)
3. Why must Japs ruin good ideas with waifu shit?

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>>48008170
Some thoughts I've had, since I'm looking into running a Holy Grail War campaign somehow.

Edgar Allen Poe as a servant. However, I don't want to have him as Caster since there are too many writer casters, and his luck is too shit to get cast as something easy. Perhaps Lancer for his infamous Z- rank luck, literally wielding the pendulum. Or a very Caster-ish Berserker, who doesn't have physical might, but as his mental and physical pain builds summons an uncontrollable dangerous mass of whatever the hell out of his stories. Since Nasuverse's rules are 'there are no rules' regarding other classes, perhaps it could be renamed Anguisher or something.
Also, Rasputin as Berserker or Caster.

>>48009471
just throwing ideas but mayve an avenger? overall low power but the NP can be powerfull you are assed to learn to use it, like that horrible luck

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>>48005372
To be fair to Medea, Shirou's an extremely high standard. Issei's abit too spoiled with having Shirou so often.

>>48008170
The waifus are the only good part of Fate, though.

>>48008170
I don't know why they have to ruin shit, but Fate basically never lives up to its premise. Barring everything involving Alexander, him being amazed at how comparatively little of the world he conquered, having a sit down with Gilgamesh and Arthuria to discuss kingship, and playing (I think it was) Fire Emblem were my shit.

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>>47994177
The same way my team defeats everything, an ultimatum enforced through gratuitous amounts of violence.

>>48006852
Lancer is forgivable, as Cuchulainn has a ton of incredibly contrary descriptions, some relatively down to earth while others are flat out insane.

>>48010310
Japan ruins stuff with waifu shit for the same reason their anime and game industry is filled with next to nothing but girly men and moe garbage; it's the only bullshit selling amongst the otaku crowd in Japan right now because there ARE no other markets for anime that sufficiently make up the production costs thanks to the staggeringly bad Japanese economy in general.
So they go with what sells; little girls, loved everywhere by sad lonely nerds who eat that shit up and buy character products related to them in sufficiently large amounts to break even financially.

Hell, Nasu didn't even WANT Fate/stay night to have so many little girls originally (just the one), but they basically said "nah dude, won't sell if it doesn't have waifus all over the place, stick with the Tsukihime formula."

>>48005714
yeah but it wasn't super popular until the great /a/ migration.

>>48010912
It also doesn't help that these industries are also staggeringly inefficient at what they do.

>>48010786
Would've been pretty hilarious for him to have a glorious, raninbow-coloured mane and for Alexander to have his horns.

>>47994177
I instantly defect.

>>48006830
believe it or not my house had a rotary phone left in it and I kept it and it still works 10 years later

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>>47994177
Get Luvia to drop her.

>>47994177
As easy as she is? Charm her into joining my side.

The jewelled blade of Zelretch? Well, even that had its limits as I recall, and it all its magic wouldn't allow her to boost herself enough to take a Servant, but she could definitely pull off a lot of firepower through it if she had the time.

>>48011238
But anon, Luvia doesn't even have a route, how can she do that?

Reminder that Rin and Luvia are cousins.

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>>48005328
OP already posted her, are you blind?

>>48008170
>Good Hero classes not included in the original cannon
Apparently the "Gunner" class is canon as of FGO.

> BEAST class for those legendary for being part beast/monster such as ENKIDU and SON WUKONG
Beast-class already exists and it isn't that. It currently only exists in Prototype as the class the Beast of Revelation was meant to be summoned in.

can someone give me the short version of who this girl is and why people care?
Looks like a 90s anime

>>47994177
anal

>>48011519
you die when you are killed
plot and backstory is not important beyond waifus

>>48011519
to put it in term of numbers
4 : 1 : 2.5

>>48011519
Mid-2000s, actually.

>>48011694
I'm not sure what the numbers, is it perchance Zetai Ryoiki proportions of "stockings:bare skin:skirt"?

>>48011519
Try Google and not being a massive faggot.
At the same time,if you can manage it.

>>48011519
Ignore the other anon. That's Tohsaka Rin, A character from Fate: Stay/Night and best girl.

>>48011922
All things google could have told him within literally seconds.
We don't encourage spoonfeeding around these parts for a reason, newfriend.

>>48011922
And you didn't even type Fate/Stay Night correctly. Jesus, just fuck off already.

>>48011441

Distant cousins. And that hasn't stopped things happening in other times and places.

>>48012206
Oh yeah, my bad. That's Fate/Stay Night, other anon, that was my mistake.

>>48012243
They're not actually all that distant. Tokiomi's mother is heavily hinted at being the lost Edelfelt sister, and if we assume that Luvia is the same generation descendant of the other Edelfelt sister, they'd be second cousins.

>>48012419
Can't have been. Tohsaka's mother must have lived a non-insignificant amount of time in Fuyuki,since she was childhood friends with Kariya.

>>48012486
She could be quite a bit younger than Tokiomi, and Tokiomi's parents could have been a bit older when they had him.

>>47995290
I actually saved all this to a txt file when you posted it on /a/

>>48012509
She probably was, but that doesn't change the fact that she probably spent most of her childhood in Fuyuki (as opposed to Finland,where the Edelfelt live).

>>48012625
I said TOKIOMI'S MOTHER, not his WIFE or RIN'S mother.

>>48012643
Oh. My bad. You should have said so earlier.

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>>48011922
>best girl
>not rider
>any rider at all
>not even Jeanne
Get your shit straight, you insurmountable faggot.

>>48012675
I didn't catch on to exactly what you were talking about at first, I thought you were arguing against the timeframe that puts Rin's grandparents getting together in the late 1930s and Rin herself a teenager in 2004.

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>>48012692

Rin likes Rider too. She'd like Jeanne if she ever met her.

>>48012730
>The secret-flower-garden-o-meter just went off the scale
This line has just gotten funnier to me ever since CCC.

>>48012769
Anon, stop reminding me that CCC exists while it's still untranslated.

>>48012769
Does that phrase/term mean something in Nihonspeak that I should be getting but am not?

>>48012804

It's a mistranslation. It's supposed to be Lilly Garden. Lillies are the symbol of lesbianism in Japan. Basically, even someone as dense as Shirou can tell they want to fuck each other.

>>48012804
Subtle allusion to yuri.
Also some special scenes from CCC when you obtained your Servant's E rank Matrix (essentially Intimacy max).

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>>48005328
>Caster
Yes.

>That caster
No. This caster.

>>48013096
Unfortunately she's too prone to jealousy to even be willing to share you with herself.

>>48012419
like that's ever stopped the elevens

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>>48013114
You know that she literally declares herself your waifu, right?

Though it's true that she prevents you from getting a harem ending with herselves in her CCC ending.

>>48013245
She shows more shades of that in GO too, though it mostly comes from her Tamamo Cat tail. Casko doesn't seem to acknowledge Cat's existence.

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>>48006607
>>48006593

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>>48007294
>Mordred
>Best Waifu
>Not best Daughteru

>tfw you will never make Mordred a fake ahoge so she isn't insecure about being a true Seibah anymore

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>>48014204

>>48013096
>>48013245

Tamamo is the best Neutral Evil waifu ever.

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>>48013096
>>48013245
>>48013114
She is also used goods. Her legend is literally about how good she is at sucking dick.

Sorry if it's been asked but is there any good fate setting system, bot necessarily hoky grail war or even involving heroic spirits, but one where players are ideally mages or members of the church dealing with big threats like vampires tsukihime style or such

>>48014286
A lot of TM heroines are used goods. It's almost like Fate is one gigantic too-subtle criticism and subversion of otaku culture.

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>>48012859
>Basically, even someone as dense as Shirou can tell they want to fuck each other.

Well I have to post it now.

>>48014286
So you'd turn down a legendary dicksucker?

>>48014286

Who cares? She's an immortal divine fox, I'd be surprised if she wasn't a legendary dicksucker.

Besides, that just makes the honeymoon even better.

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>>47995315
As you should: the evil loli is the most dangerous of man's creations.

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>>48014424
No, the reason he should hit every bad end is because Illya is wonderful.

>>48014354
You might think that she's just your gal, but she might be everyone's pal.

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>>48014286
>>48014317
>>48014354
>>48014397
>best Waifu
>Isnt even best girl in her very own game

To be honest though FeMC is a miracle of the universe.

>>48014531

Tamamo is adorably monogamous.

The stickler to this is, being immortal and slightly evil, she tends to burn through lovers.

>>48014531
Nah, she's loyal to her husbando. The only downside is that she's very likely to husbando whoever summons her, regardless of who they are.

>>48014308
WoD or Exalted would be my picks.GURPS and BESM work for pretty much everything, but take work to find what you need. In a pinch, you could crib from the DFRPG, since it's based on the pretty generic Fate system anyway.

>>48014669
I play WoD and Exalted only because it's similar to Nasuverse. There's nothing better for Fatefags out there.

>>48014397

Which fate girl is canonically the best at sex?

>>48014754
Probably Nero, though Medb is a strong candidate as well.

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>>48014204
>>48014258
she's so cute

>>48014531
Sharing is caring and it can be fun

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>>48014786
Wha- HOW DARE YOU. There's literally nothing about sex in Nero's backstory, "being a Roman" notwithstanding. Tamamo is the one whose legend is entirely about seducing the Emperor, and while some of that was down to how intelligent she was on top of her legendary beauty, most of it was...not.

>>48014830
She's pretty open in Extra about all the orgies she had.

>>48014844

Nero is probably the most sexually experienced.

HOWEVER, Tamamo is the best at it.

>>48014873
Well like I said, Medb's a strong contender in the running too. She needed three normal men to satisfy her, so that does imply that from the guys' perspective it'd be really fucking good.

>>48014844
I remember Extra (not CCC, admittedly, but Extra nevertheless) very well and there's nothing about orgies in her dialogue. She goes on a long tangent confirming that whether it's a guy or a girl doesn't matter as long as it's beautiful, but that's about it.

>>48014927


Nero was legendary for sexual depravity.

>>48014913
>Well like I said, Medb's a strong contender in the running too. She needed three normal men to satisfy her, so that does imply that from the guys' perspective it'd be really fucking good.
Maybe she's just stretched to hell and three normal men means three men with average sized dicks in the same hole at once.

>>48014913

I always assumed "three men to satisfy her" was to show her sexual voracity, her ability to just gulp down dick like its nothing and ask for seconds.

She's got endurance, is what I'm saying. Endurance doesn't necessarily mean experience.

>>48014786
Medb is literally legendarily good in bed.

>>48014594
The holy grail war: so easy, a literally brain-dead loser could win it.

>>48014948
He also wasn't a blonde woman, so that's a moot point.

>>48015013
>Holy Grail War
More like Moon Cell Tournament, but gotta stick to the brand name
>Brain dead
Dead yes, Brain dead no
>Loser
Not by definition, since s/he won

0.5/3, congrats.

>>48015126
>Brain dead no
Dead by definition includes the brain, genius.

>Not by definition
By definition any protagonist of a TYPE-MOON work is a loser.

>>48015572
If you're a walking, talking ghost in some alternate reality somewhere, then you're not brain dead. And I was actually mistaken earlier; Hakuno was never dead, brain or otherwise, he was merely comatose in cryostasis all along while his digital imprint/ghost got up to shenanigans. So your argument is doubly wrong.

>By definition any protagonist of a TYPE-MOON work is a loser.
By definition you don't get to make up definitions. Funny how that works, eh?

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>>48015645
>If you're a walking, talking ghost in some alternate reality somewhere
Then that's not even you, that's an entity in an alternate reality. By definition.

>By definition you don't get to make up definitions

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>>48015797
Two can play that game.

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>Whore of Babylon in denial

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>>48016107
Cease your slander at once.

>>48016107
This is slander! And I DEMAND Justice! Nero is a universal treasure!

>>48016286
She's also a (decent?) Streamer! But that's besides the point!

>>48016286
Yeah, a universal slut!

>>48014346

What is Rin thinking there?

>>48014286
Ah yes, the fabled "Polygamist Castration Fist". You forgot the part where she ACTUALLY USES IT in CCC, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzqyPdG8stw

>>47994214
Blu-Ray, actually,

>>48005635
But, yes, many of us know that feel.

>>48016613
The amount of range Chiwa Saitou displays in this role alone is pretty damned amazing, by the way.
Also, a confirmation that this is really the Polygamist Castration Fist: Observe where her kicks strike every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnDHQ50tTsA
>>48016661
Stop making me feel old, anon.

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>>48016677
Hey... Remember cassette tapes? Weren't those things fucking radical?

>>48005609
Huh, that is kind of a missed opportunity. But don't they kind of spell out in Heaven's Feel Rin actually does NOT have Sakura's fortitude and would break in minutes?

>>48006607
I don't think Saber needs to worry about her counterpart. He'll soon be arrested by the bobbies.

>>48016771
I used a Walkman in highschool, man. Granted, a CD-player one rather than a casette player, but I had a couple of those at home too.

>>48016771
That's Sakura saying that, as I recall, so it's more along the llines of her venting 10~ years of frustration than anything else.

>>48016771
>Huh, that is kind of a missed opportunity. But don't they kind of spell out in Heaven's Feel Rin actually does NOT have Sakura's fortitude and would break in minutes?

She would break indeed, except that breaking here means accepting the monster inside that Sakura always tried to fight against. She would become bitter at the world as a reaction, while Sakura strived to be a good person to fight against the fact that she was made the embodiment of all the world's evil.

Likewise Sakura would have a terrible match-up dealing with Kirei, for as a Tohsaka Kirei would have a hand in her upbringing. I'm expecting Bazett level disaster once the war begins. A few characters describe Kirei as a mirror that brings out the worst in people and there's a lot worse in Sakura than Rin that he can work with, it's just a question of can he control it or will he end up killed like when he tried to pull that shit in HF.

>>48016771
I used to listen to casette tapes while falling asleep

>have to rewind them every morning

>>48016878

Is your name Shinji Ikari by any chance?

>>48003444
It's not like she knew he could do that from the start. Hell, Gil usually doesn't show up for a while.

>>48016894
that was before I saw any bootleg anime

back when it was actually bootleg

>>47997245
Well it's basically confirmed they're very distant cousins: the Third War Edelfelts were sisters that looked surprisingly like Sakura and Rin. The Sakura sister decided to stay in Japan and fuck Tokiomi's pappy.

>>47994177
Same way they've usually killed unsuspecting mages, with a .50 cal through the heart.

>>48017032
Go back to brooding over your failures, Kiritsugu.

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>>48017085
He dindu nuffin! He a good boi. Need more Grails fo savin da worrld.

>>48017085
Hey, not my fault they're sociopaths who've played too much Hunter the Vigil. Fuckers won't even cooperate with friendly supernaturals in any game at this point.

gaaaaaaaaaay

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>>48016172
>wormslut defending other sluts
It rhymes.

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>>48017435

>Fate/shit
>>>/jp/

>>48006727
Links plx?

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>>48014669
>>48014734
Thanks for the response guys, realised my typing was shite on mobile

My group's been wanting something new to do and more than half of us are fate fans so I've been thinking about doing it, seemed like a good time to ask.

>>48017527
>new/fag

>>>/reddit/

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>>48014754
No mention of Mata Hari? Sex was her only ability!

>>48017687
We're discussing Servants that appear in the Nasuverse. Servants from Fate/Bloated Roster need not apply.

>>48017718
Except Medb is already in the running.

>>48017846
Well, take her out then.

>>48017901
Don't you mean get out of her?

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>>48017718
Why do you hate GO anon?

Why do you hate her? She was made to be your waifu, why won't you love her?

Is it because they took out the screaming? Cuz I miss that too.

>>47994177
Just hit her? It's a little fucking girl

>>48018094

She's a musclewizard. She can sock a good one. She may not be up to the level of a certain Irish Musclewizard, but she's pretty buff.

>>48018094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByH_a2nFbFk

>>48018228

They so need to fuck.

>>48017718
I don't know much about grand order, but of what I've heard the only bit I liked was Tesla taking the mystery out of electricity, making it less divine, and being compared to Prometheus stealing fire from the gods.

>>48018228
Does this Luvia chick ever actually do anything? Because it's weird to introduce a new character during the epilogue.

>>48018489

Not in UBW. She's Rin's chief rival in most Fate series, and has a major role in Prisma. Also, the sexual tension between the two is almost palpable.

>>47994177
We're almost at the end. Quick! Post best class and why.

>>48018489
She's important in Prisma Illya.
You know, the one with the heavily sexualized little girls?

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>>48018561
Savior, because Buddha.

>>48018572

I've never liked the Loli Fanservice in Prisma. Now the Rin and Luvia stuff? That drew my interest.

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>>48018561
Rider, because they're always bros and they have a theoretical chance at winning the rigged game that is the Grail War.

>>48018561
Rider, because fuck the three knight classes and the cheating bullshit built into them. Ride all over their asses in style on a ship or a bitchin chariot.

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>>48018561
Irish is best class.

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>>48018606

>>48018561
Assasin is best class. Too bad all their masters are idiots.

>>48018561
Lancer, because it always ends in tragedy.

>>47997726
Gem Sword broke after she used it, so it's not like she could spam it too much. It also fucked up her arm.

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>>48018684

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It's my waifus imperial privilege to be posted here.

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>>48018667

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>>48018721
Did someone call for Gawain?

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>>48018743
No one called for worst knight, no.

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>>48018561
Avenger

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>>48018721
Jeanne >>>>> all other whores

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>>48018765
Jean is good but not Empress of rome good

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>>48018760
That's why Gawain, not Lancelot, is here.

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>>48018773
>Whore of Babylon good
That's a low standard.

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>>48018804
Lancelot is mch better than Gaiwan

Gaiwan is literally the worst of the knights of the round table.

>>48018773
I've turned around on Nero since listening to The History of Rome and learning that, among other things, Nero just really wanted to dance.

Also surprised Commodes hasn't gotten in as Berserker yet, he'd make for a fun faux-Hercules.

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>>48018824
>Whore of Babylon prefers lustful traitor who kills his fellow knights for pussy that doesn't even belong to him
Shocking. Next the Whore of Babylon will tell me she enjoys fucking dogs.

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Rin a cute! A cute!

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>>48018880
Silly Gaiwan, I know you're a bitch but Nero would never touch you. Stop reaching so hard.

>>48018889
>no cat pyjamas

>>48018889
I'd fuck Rin.

Then again I'd fuck most TM girls, because there are so many good ones.

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>>48018920

Rin would fuck most TM girls herself.

>>48018908
Is that the Mona Lisa?

>>48018962

Da Vinci wished to look just like the Mona Lisa, and to become a woman.

>>48018957
That's one of the big reasons I like her.

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>>48018908
>a filthy slut would never touch you
>this is a bad thing
Gawain has actual standards, very unlike the Whore of Babylon. This is why he's pure & the whore is a slut. Besides, he actually naturally qualified for the Saber class unlike the Whore of Babylon.

Rin_____pleases_____for_____!

>>48019109

His cooking was fucking atrocious though.

>>48019119
lovingly, Luvia, affection

>>48019119

Tohsaka, Luvia, pleasure

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>>48019109
>Naturally qualified saber from knights of the round
>Got shit kicked in by Empress who brute forced her way into saberdom

Doesn't speak much of his skills to me!

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>>48019125
>talking shit about pure boy's cooking
Said cooking managed to get Shirou laid. If Arturia didn't eat Gawain's cooking, Shirou's food wouldn't have made such an impact. Gawain wingmans from beyond the grave.