Lego Quest Presents...

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"Since the beginning of time, we, the Flower People, have lived in fear of the Sardaks! Their empire grows more fearsome with each passing day, and every tribe that dares to stand against them is annihilated or enslaved forever!"

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"But now our legends have been proven true, for Maikadams and his friend Grug of the Warrior People have come to save us all! Tomorrow they will make their journey to the Sardak fortress, where Eve-Kar-Son is held prisoner!

"Before that, they must share our food! Come, eat!"

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"Here, Maikadams! Please, eat our food!"

"I'm not usually much of a salad-eater... but I suppose, when in Rome- wait, what's that, by the doorway?"

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"A Sardak spy!"

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"No!"

"It cannot be!"

"Hurry, Grug! We need to catch him before he tells anyone else where the Flower People live!"

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"Grug go this way! Mike go that way!"

"We'll meet up at this tree!"

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"There he is! Thought you could slink into the swamp, did you? Just wait until I get my hands on h-"

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[roaring noise]

...

>Fight
>Hide
>Run
>Other

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Option field!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47965431
>Ride

>>47965431
Push the spy into the dino and get his T-wrecked

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47965556

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"Aaaah!"

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"Eat the primate! Do not eat me!"

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"I thought you Sardaks were *grunt* supposed to be brave!"

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"Oof!"

[angry roaring noise]

"Whoa, big fella! I don't like this any more than you do-"

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"-but I bet he's going to like it a lot less!"

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"Aaaaaaaaah-!"

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"AAA-"

[crunching sound]

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[snorting noise, growling]

"Easy, Big-Teeth... let's not ruin your meal by overeating..."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47966199
Scratch him behind err... eyebrows?

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47966199
Ride our new steed back to the meeting tree.

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"Giddy-up!"

[heavy footsteps]

"That's it!"

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[heavy footsteps continue]

"Grug! Grug, are you there?"

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"Mike! You... you not know what you riding on! That Big-Teeth!"

Mike Adams is going to conquer this new Earth.

He's also probably going to conquer the first Sardak girl(s) he meets.

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"Don't worry, Grug, I've got him under control! We have a saying back where I'm from - 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'! Besides, I think the big lug is starting to like me! Isn't that right, Big-Tee-"

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[loud roaring]

"Whoaaah-!"

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"What we do now?"

[roaring]

"Keep running!"

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"Grug not hear anything..."

"I think we lost it..."

"Grug not want to take chance!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47966823
Find some t-rex feces to cover yourselves in.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47966823
This is just like hunting subs, you've got to think like one.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>47966823
Throw his bone and play fetch with him.

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"When I was a boy, my uncle took me to Alaska to hunt bears... we covered ourselves in their dung to mask our scent."

"Grug think that idea stink."

"Do you have a better idea?"

"Grug think..."

[rustling noise]

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"...Grug think Grug not want to be eaten!"

[loud roaring noise]

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well, too!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47967056
strategic withdraw!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47967056
Use its poor reach and turn speed to run under it and away.

Rolled 5, 11 = 16 (2d12)

>>47967056
Find a better animal to bond with!

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"Come on, Grug! Follow my lead!"

"What Mike doing?!? Mike crazy, Mike no run toward Big-Teeth! Run away from Big-Teeth!"

"Trust me, Grug-"

[roaring]

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"-he might be big, but he's not very quick! Come on, before he turns around!"

[roaring]

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"Keep running!"

"Mike not have to tell Grug twice!"

>>47967378
but in the stone age...

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"Maikadams! You have returned! Where is the Sardak spy?"

"You won't have to worry about him telling anyone."

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"...and you rode the Great Eater all the way back? Truly you are the one with the power to free us from the Sardaks! But come - you must be very tired. Willa shall prepare bedding for you both."

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"Are you comfortable, Maikadams?"

"Yes, thank you, Willa. Your people are very kind and generous."

"It is the least we can do for you, Maikadams. You are the one who will save us!"

"Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Grug and I still need to free E-"

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"Please, Maikadams... do not speak of Eve-Kar-Son! She is far away, and I am here!"

"Willa... it's not that simple."

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"Is it... you do not like the way I look?"

"No, Willa - you're a very pretty girl. But the thing of it is... where I come from... where Eve and I come from... a man of principle doesn't just-"

"What is 'principle'?"

"Well, it's... that is... it means..."

...

What will you do?

>Turn her down gently
>Return her affection
>Change the subject
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47967870
>Turn her down gently

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47967870
Invite Grug in for a threesome.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>47967870
convenient interruption?

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"...It means that you're a very pretty young girl, but we can't be together. Not the way you picture us. I'm sorry."

"But Maikadams-"

"Willa, I can't. Besides..."

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"...what about Grug? He's a charming-"

[scratching, grunting noises]

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"I must go. Sleep well, Maikadams!"

"Willa, wait, I didn't mean to-"

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"Millions of years in the past and the battle of the sexes is already in progress..."

"What that mean?"

"It means I know what you and Tala are feeling."

"Mike have good-heart for Eve?"

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"I'm praying that she's alright."

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"Thank you again for all you've done for us."

"No, Maikadams, do not thank me! We are in your debt. We will be thinking of you until you return."

"You say the Sardak fortress is only two days from here?"

"Yes, Maikadams. We have loaded your Life-Giver's packs with our food for your journey."

"Grug not like-"

"Grug and I both thank you for your generosity!"

"You will travel first to the Great Tree."

"The great-?"

"You will know it when you see it, for it is the largest tree in the world, far larger than even the Great Eater. There you will meet with a tribe which has pledged their loyalty to the Sardaks, but will aid you nevertheless."

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"To get there you must cross a plain, and you will be in much danger, for the Sardak patrols watch the plain very closely."

"Is there any other way around to this Great Tree?"

"Near our home is a river, but it is very dangerous to cross. Though if you could, you might remain hidden in the jungle all the way to the Great Tree..."

...

>Cross the plain
>Cross the river
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47968408
>Cross the plain

>>47968449
>12
aw ye, crossing that plain with style

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"I think this Life-Giver might need a life-GUARD if we tried to cross a river... and I'm not up to the task! We'll stick to the plain. Are you ready, Grug?"

"Grug ready."

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"Goodbye!"

"Farewell!"

"Thank you, Maikadams!"

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[pteranodons shrieking in distance]

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"Grug no see Sardaks. Mike think Flower People lie to Mike and Grug?"

"The thought had occurred to me as well. Maybe they're preoccupied somewhere else."

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"This way!"

"Yes, Commander."

I will capture those escaped primates if it is the last thing I do!"

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[creaking sounds]

"Are you sure you don't want any-"

"Grug not hungry."

"You haven't eaten all day."

"Grug not hungry for Three-Horn food."

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"HROOOOOOOONK."

"Mike! Look!"

"I see it-"

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"Hard to miss it!"

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"It so tall! Flower People not lie!"

"They certainly didn't. They didn't exaggerate, either."

"Mike ever see anything tall as this?"

"Not for a long time. We called them skyscrapers."

"Welcome to the Great Tree, Maikadams..."

"What-?"

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"We are the Galdak tribe. The Flower People told us to expect you."

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"We will be happy to sneak you through the gates of the Sardak fortress."

This is what happen to you when you fuck Sardak

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I was going to stop a little earlier but I wanted to get more done, so apologies if this got a little rambling! That's it for tonight, but I will be back in 8-10 hours and we can keep going!

If you liked this so far, most previous episodes of Lego Quest are archived on suptg along with all the images:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

I just added all the Adam and Eve characters to the wiki a few days ago:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet when this episode resumes or a new episode begins:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Goodnight!

>>47969069
Sardak r34 when?

>Lego Quest on my birthday
Thanks for running again! I'll actually try to roll something when you get back.

>>47969106
Happy birthday, anon!

>>47969087
thanks for running LQ!

>>47969136
Thanks!!!

>>47969087
Thanks for the run, LQ.

I love this game

Thanks, LQ. It was great

OK, I'm awake again. I need to do some stuff before we can start up again but I should have something for you in a couple of hours.

Sorry, forgot about some things so this took a little while, plus I had NO IDEA where I was going to start back up, but now I think I've got most everything built. Should be back online in about 30 minutes.

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[trumpeting noise]

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"Grug think this very bad plan."

"Don't worry, Grug... I'm sure the Galdaks will get us in. The Flower People said they would."

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"What is this? The pitiful Galdak tribe come crawling to the gates of the Sardak Empire? What do you want, Galdak?"

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"We bring tribute, to the mighty Sardak emperor!"

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"Tribute... what worthless garbage could you possibly offer as tribute? The sooner you are all gone, the better. Very well, open the gate!"

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[trumpeting noise, rumbling]

"Grug still think this bad idea."

"Just keep calm and don't let them see that club."

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"This place - what is this?"

"This where Sardaks keep slaves. These people no tribe, just slave since always."

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"Alright, you got us inside. Now what?"

"Now we leave you."

"What?"

"We agreed to sneak you through the gates of the Sardak fortress, to repay our debt to the Flower People."

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"What about Eve?"

"You primates, by the wall! Halt!"

"A Sardak patrol! Farewell, Maikadams. If you see the Flower People again, tell them our debt has been paid."

"Wait, come back-"

"Halt!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47974727
Halt.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47974727
Climb onto the roof instead.

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"These primates are not chained!"

"Capture them!"

"Fellas, I'm from a place called the land of the free... and I mean to keep myself that way!"

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"That one has a weapon! Get it!"

"Sardaks not take Grug's club!"

"Grab it!"

"Grug and Mike... where Mike go?"

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"Come on, Grug, no sense sticking around!"

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"Mike always have smart idea!"

"I don't... *grunt* know about that yet!"

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"Come on!"

"Grug foot too heavy!"

"I have one of them! Hurry, grab it!"

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KRAK

"Aaauugh-!"

"That better!"

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"What we do now?"

"We can't stay up here for long or we're going to be spotted. We need to-"

"You! Humans!"

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"What-? A slave?"

"Inside, hurry!"

"There, on the roof!"

"Looks like we're ahead of schedule-"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47975522
Climb down and hide behind the slave

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>47975522
Looks like we found the underground resistance.

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"Oof - who are you?"

"They went this way!"

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"No time, hurry! Inside!"

"Thank you, whoever you are!"

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"You, slave! Have you seen two escaped primates? They were heading this direction!"

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"I have not seen any escaped slaves, great Sardak master! Would you like to look for them inside my home?"

"I'm not stepping inside your vermin-infested mess. The smell is bad enough from outside."

"Yes, great Sardak master."

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"If you do see them, tell a guard!"

"Yes, great Sardak master, of course."

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[whistling]

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>47976090

Grapple the guard and ask for Eve's location.

>>47976117
Good plan, now roll for it!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47976090
Let the guard go and ask the slave for information. There has to be some sort of resistance

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47976090
free the goddamn slaves

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"That was a close one! Thank you, whoever you are! I'm M-"

"Come, there is little time! I will take you to the old one."

"The old one?"

"He is the wisest of our people. He will know how to help you."

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"Mike think we trust him?"

"Better him than the Sardaks."

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"This is the old one. And this is-"

"Maikadams!"

"I'm starting to get used to people knowing my name..."

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"It is said that once, long ago, we were not slaves to the Sardaks, but were free! Since then, we have awaited the coming of the three who would save us - Maikadams, Soo-"

"Soo Geeyamagoogee and Eve-Kar-Son, right?"

"But where are the other two?"

"Suji is dead. He died when we crash-landed. And Eve is a prisoner of the Sardaks. That's what led us here."

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"I'll do what I can to free your people, but first I need to rescue Eve. Can you help us?"

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"We will help you, Maikadams! There is a rumor among the slaves that the one called Eve-Kar-Son was brought here several days ago. They say she is being held in the Sardak's temple, as the personal slave to the Emperor!"

"She's still alive? Will you take me to her?"

"The temple is well-guarded, but this one will show you the way."

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"There, Maikadams, there it is!"

"What on Earth-"

>>47977559
LEGO close-ups are ridiculous and i love them more than anything

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"The Sardak temple!"

[trumpeting noises]

"That sound- what does it mean?"

"The Sardaks are calling all the slaves... to watch an execution!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>47977688
"Alright slaves, when I make a howling noise, get ready to make a diversion!"
Then sneak into the temple Conan-style with Grud to see who the hell is being sacrified!

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"Too many guards... we could use a distraction."

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"Could you and a few others start a distraction long enough for us to get close to the Sardak temple?"

"Of course, Maikadams!"

"Good. Count to fifty and then do it. Come on, Grug."

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"There is a fight in the slave quarter!"

"Take half the guards and subdue the slaves!"

"This way!"

"Looks like the coast is clear."

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"Despite all that we have done for you primates, there are still those among you who do not wish to submit to the rule of the mighty Sardak Empire! Are we not the most benevolent of masters?"

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"Do we not provide you with food, to dull the pain in your stomachs? Do we not give you shelter from the rain, that you might rest between your tasks?"

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"We give you all that you need, and allow you to live within the safety of our walls..."

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"...free from danger..."

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"...yet some do not see the wisdom in our treatment!"

[crowd murmuring noises]

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"What the devil-? Grug, look!"

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"Tala!"

"This one was captured only yesterday, but the penalty for stealing slave rations is death!"

"No! No! Sardaks not kill Tala! Let Tala go! Aiiiii!"

"Watch it!"

"This primate is stronger than it looks!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47979211
Grug not standing this!
Grug run amok!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47979211
Get in there and save her

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KRBASH

"Grug!"

"Grug save Tala!"

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"Look out, Grug!"

"Tala not worry, Grug here to rescue!"

"No, look out!"

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KRUNNNNGGG

"Uuuungh-!"

"Grug!"

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"Mind if I swing by?"

"Mike Adams!"

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"Yaaaaah-!"

"Aiiiiii-!"

"Aaaaah-!"

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"Where's Eve Carson?"

"You... you cannot treat the servants of the Sardak Emperor like this! Submit at once!"

"I'm only going to ask you one more time. Where's Eve-"

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"Mike Adams!"

"What-?"

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"You mate. One named Eve. She have hair, color of sun on water?"

"Yes! That's Eve! Tala, have you seen her?"

"Tala see Eve! Sardak emperor make Eve work by throne, never leave!"

"Where's this throne?"

"It on top room in temple!"

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"We don't have much time. Grug, take Tala and get out of here. We'll meet in the jungle where we hid the three-horn."

"Where Mike go?"

>>47980585
inb4 the emperor is a sardak mike adams

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"I'm going to rescue Eve."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And someone else roll another d12 for whatever Grug does as well!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47980648
Dash into the throne room, sword in hand, prepared to take down any guards who may approach sword-in-hand, one by one- like all great heroes!

>>47980682
Dagger, knife, you know what I mean.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47980648

Use stealth to find her

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>47980648
Grug wont abandon Maikadams- Grug helps!

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"I'm coming, Eve!"

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"Eve!"

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"Mike! No, stop!"

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"What-?"

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[loud droning noise]

"What the devil?!"

"Mike!"

"Eve!"

>>47981778
Traps! Trickery!

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"I have been expecting you, Mike Adams."

"Who - wait, I bet you're the two-legged snake behind this whole crooked empire, aren't you?"

"I do not care to debate the merit of my glorious plan with a flea-bitten primate, even one as strange as you."

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"This crystal throne on which I sit gives me the power to control those around me... to restore my wounded soldiers... to see the future, primate. A future where the Sardak Empire reigns supreme, and alone, free of the taint of lesser tribes."

"You're insane! You're a monster!"

"I am the Emperor of the Sardaks, and I command the world."

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"And as for you..."

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"Aaaaaaiiii!"

"EVE!"

"If you cannot be tasked with fanning me, then you are no use as a slave."

"Release her, you monster! I'll kill you!"

"With this crystal, I can never die."

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"Grug know easy way to fix that!"

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"No, stop! Foolish primate, you do not know what you are-"

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SKRASSSHHHHHH

>>47981106
>>47982461
Whoever rolled that 12, you just saved our asses

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ZZZZZZZZZVVVVVVRRRRRRRZZZZZZHHHH

"Uuuuhng!"

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"Eve!"

"Mike!"

"Are you alright!"

"Yes, I-"

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KRUNNG

"Aiiii!"

"Look out!"

"This whole place is collapsing!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47982585
eckscape

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47982585
Grab Grug and get out of here!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47982585
Time to skedaddle

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>47982585
Slide down the side of the temple on a stone.

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"Come on, Grug, this thing's liable to blow at any moment!"

"Mike? You save Grug again!"

"Don't mention it!"

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[rumbling sound]

"Come on, the stairs are just around this-"

KRRRRRSHSHHMMHSSSHH

"Look out!"

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"That was the only way out!"

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"That's not exactly true..."

"What are you-"

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"Eve, I need you to trust me and just hang on as tightly as you can."

"Mike, no, you can't-"

"Follow my lead, Grug!"

"Lieutenant Adams, if you do this, I'm never speaking to you ag-"

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"-aaaaAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

[loud rumbling sound]

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"Eeeeee-! Uh? Wha-"

[crowd cheering noises]

"You see, Doctor Carson?"

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[cheering continues]

"You can always trust me!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>47983620
Go for a kiss!

>>47983602
>at least two men touch her butt simultaneously
l-lewd

>>47983643
goddamn it, we can't even kiss properly

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>47983620
Hold her hand.

>>47983643
Do I get a modifier?

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>47983620
Tell her the size of our dick

>>47983741
anon pls
this is a blue board

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"You know, all things considered, I think I was pretty darn heroic back there, don't you think?"

"I suppose so."

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"It seems like the least I deserve is a kiss from a beautiful girl, don't you think?"

"I suppose s-"

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"Not one more word, you filthy primate!"

>>47984108
fug

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47984108
Obviously we start a slave revolt and steal that orb or w/e

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"This slave revolt is over. All of you, lie down on the ground! You, drop that club!"

"Mike, what can we do?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>47984227
Tell them how you killed their king and proved the superiority of your species.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>47984227
"Over? We haven't even gotten started!"

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>47984227
CHAAAAAARRRRRRRGE

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"Alright, come on! I already took care of your emperor - what's a few dozen more Sardaks?"

"Impossible! The emperor cannot die!"

"So I heard."

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"Enough! You will lie down on the ground and surren-"

"I don't think you're in much shape to be issuing orders. After all, it looks like your army is a little scattered..."

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"...and right now, there are more of them than there are of you!"

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"Wait, what's that noise?"

"I think..."

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"...it's the cavalry!"

"Tala save Grug! But Tala not know how to stop three-horn!"

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"That's our cue to leave! Come on, Eve!"

"What - what is this?"

"Oh, this? I call her Honker!"

"HROOOOOOOONK!"

"Climb aboard!"

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"This is fantastic!"

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"Thank you for rescuing me."

"You know... I never got that kiss."

"No, you didn't."

>>47984916
[applause]

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Well, that's a wrap! I had no idea where this was going other than "Sardak Fortress" (which I completely built at the last second before I started taking the intro pictures) so I hope it was fun for the rest of you!

If you want to read the first episode of Adams and Eve, or any other Lego Quest, most of them are archived on suptg along with all the images:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest

The official Lego Quest wiki has articles on Mike, Eve, and a lot of other stuff too:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode starts or resumes:
@EndmanOfFuturon

A few Easter eggs before I pass out two hours past my bedtime:

>>47967795
These blankets are genuine Lego products, last seen in an episode of Cassiopeia, Queen of the Cosmos. They're originally a Scala piece.

>>47969023
Duplo pieces are great for giant stuff.

>>47977688
This temple was a lot of fun to build. Even more fun to destroy!

>>47981778
Period-appropriate mid-1970s special effects

>>47983394
>>47983602
This idea came to me at the last second but I think it turned out pretty well

>>47984978
Thanks anon, glad you had fun!

That's it for this episode, but I'll be back sooner or later!

Goodnight!

>>47984987
Thanks for running, LQ.

>>47984987
Thanks for running LQ, I really enjoyed this episode.

>>47984987
Any chance of you returning the various space quests? More Valor Squad or Cassiopeia perhaps?

>>47984987
You're the best quest-guy man

If I led an evil empire I would totally build an angry tower like that. Thanks for running!

More Crime Time never ;_;

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>>47985021
>>47985093
>>47985111
Thanks anons!

>>47985107
>Any chance of you returning the various space quests? More Valor Squad or Cassiopeia perhaps?
Absolutely. I've got a vague premise in my head but it requires some assembly first.

>>47985180
>If I led an evil empire I would totally build an angry tower like that. Thanks for running!
Thanks, I had fun making it. The wall I put together just before I started shooting - I tore it down three times because it wasn't the way I was picturing it in my head, which pushed the start time yesterday back about an hour.

>>47986743
You might be surprised! If something didn't get a "THE END" yet, it's still fair game!