Why do so many Kings and Queens have undead advisers?

>>47947556
I mean they were probably alive at some point. And if their smart enough to cheat death they gotta be pretty solid advisors.

>>47947556
Because unlike that young guy who thinks he's as clever as it gets, those undead-types have been around long enough to know better and seen nearly everything

>>47947556
Why did the artist choose to have the skeleton looking at the baby dick?

>>47949999
Why are you literally unable to think about baby dick?

>>47949999
why is that the first thing you notice
maybe notice, oh i dunno, the fact that his image is made up of mostly gravestones? something that's not involving child genitalia?

>>47947556
Because each royal famliy only needs to get one loyal undead adviser and then they have one for generations?

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>>47947556
>"Advisers! I need assistance on the war against Dandaria."
>"FULL DRAGON CAVALRY CHARGE."
>". . . King Alaric II, we haven't had Dragon Cavalry for two hundred years, you were the last king to ha-"
>"USE THE MAGE CANNONS"
>"We don't have Mage Cannons, remember thirty years ago? We lost them."
>"CAN I HAVE MORE PUDDING?"
>"Emperor Adora, no, you can't have pudding, it got over everything when it seeped through your rib-cage, again."
>"BACK IN MY DAY WE WOULD HAVE USED THE DRAGON CAVALRY BY NOW"

>>47949999
>Why did the artist choose to have the skeleton looking at the baby dick?
skeleton is just reminiscing about when he had flesh

>>47948913
>>47949966
This, yeah.

Lots of experience and not many desires to bribe.

>>47947556
why is the lady fisting that baby's anus

>>47950357
>You and your party play undead advisers to the king, similar to everyone is john
I'd play it

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>>47950827
>implying superior skeletons reminisce about fleshy bits.