What do you do if no one shows up to your first session in a campaign?

you DM the bad guys winning

>>47943205
you recruit new players
as you got flaked out on

also, next time, hold session 0's with each PC individually, so you can Voight-Kampf test for humanity

>>47943205
Ditch current players, get new ones

>>47943205
Disregard flakes, acquire better players.

>>47943205
You go back in time and personally contact your players to see if they are coming.
If they don't show up, reprimand them for breaking their word and get new players.

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>>47943205
Play Battle for Wesnoth. Sometimes with those who missed that session.

Watch some porn and fap.

>>47943205
Wouldn't be that bad

I'd be more concerned if they didn't show up to my last session.

No one seems weird to me. I'd think even with all the flakiest players you probably would still get one or two showing up unless there was a party they all went to without inviting you. Have you considered that you might be a pariah?

>>47943844
>>47943863
This. Fuck flakes.

>>47944202
I had a guy gradually stop participating in my recent roll20 game
one day, he just fuking stops appearing
not answering PM's, no other contacts either

what did I do?
I phoned a friend, said "Hey, wanna join up?" and tossed him the sheet until such time I could introduce a new PC

Fuck em and move on dude. Just fuck em. and move right along

>>47943903
Christ I played BfW when I was in highschool. Is that game still kicking?

>>47944223
>too beta to tell you he's quitting

>>47944261
I know right? And he had the occasional quip or two on the game. Not complaints, but "productive suggestions"
fucking faggot

He could have respecced his PC!
He could have played something entirely new!
But nooooo. he just wimped out.

>>47943903
>Battle for RNG
The concept is so strong, yet the execution so flawed.